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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)   Real dummy uses fake dummy in attempt to break out of jail   (woodtv.com) divider line 18
    More: Dumbass, Michigan State Police, Muskegon, prisoners, prisons, fake  
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2012-08-28 12:45:23 PM  
you big dummy
 
2012-08-28 02:05:44 PM  
Clint Eastwood did it better, and is way cooler than this moron will ever live to be.
 
2012-08-28 02:06:37 PM  
 
2012-08-28 02:13:10 PM  
Isn't a fake dummy a real person? I mean a real dummy is a mannequin right?
 
2012-08-28 02:15:58 PM  
Oldest trick in the book and he actually makes it to the outside, where he doesn't use the sheets to scale the fence, instead he buries himself in the garden.

Mental health issues indeed. W.T.F.

/"I'm a magic bean and I am going to grow into a giant beanstalk and climb my way over the fence to freedom!!!!"
 
2012-08-28 02:16:36 PM  
i2.listal.com
 
2012-08-28 02:29:26 PM  
Isn't this like the oldest trick in the book in terms of jail escapes? Well, except I guess, the old file in the cake thing.
 
2012-08-28 02:47:04 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: you big dummy


Over in one.
 
2012-08-28 02:54:06 PM  
Was his name Judge?

/Judge. My name
 
2012-08-28 03:06:18 PM  
And then Steve McQueen got away, while all the Englishmen get shot.
 
2012-08-28 03:12:02 PM  
FTFA: An official says a prisoner in West Michigan placed a makeshift dummy in his bed and buried himself in a prison-yard garden in an attempt to escape.
i263.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-28 03:24:00 PM  
from this:

3.bp.blogspot.com

to this:

inapcache.boston.com
 
2012-08-28 03:34:40 PM  
He used Donald Trump?
 
2012-08-28 03:34:54 PM  
This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya honey!
 
2012-08-28 03:48:31 PM  

probesport: This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya honey!


Finally! It took 14 posts! Fark, you are slacking!
 
2012-08-28 04:05:57 PM  
Wasn't this a Jerry Lewis skit where the dummy escaped but left the prisoner?
 
2012-08-28 04:15:34 PM  

Balchinian: Oldest trick in the book and he actually makes it to the outside, where he doesn't use the sheets to scale the fence, instead he buries himself in the garden.

Mental health issues indeed. W.T.F.

/"I'm a magic bean and I am going to grow into a giant beanstalk and climb my way over the fence to freedom!!!!"



I doubt his plan was to simply leave his cell and immediately attempt to scale the wall. He probably went out for recreational time or whatever and put the dummy in the bed before he left, then he buried himself in the garden and likely planned to dig himself out at night sometime when he could then scale the wall in darkness instead of bright daylight with other people walking around everywhere.

Not saying the plan was brilliant or anything, but maybe the guy deserves a little more credit than some of you people are giving him.
 
2012-08-28 09:23:41 PM  
www.splendidlens.com
This illustrates the proper method.
 
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