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(TC Palm)   That DEA agent sitting next to you? He's actually a CIA profiler. And he's come for your doughnuts   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 32
    More: Florida, DEA, Vero Beach, CIA, Dunkin' Donuts  
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2012-08-28 10:21:02 AM  
mmm, donits
 
2012-08-28 10:21:43 AM  

NYRBill: mmm, donits


post fail
 
2012-08-28 10:22:41 AM  

NYRBill: mmm, donits


donits is the new vodak.
 
2012-08-28 10:23:30 AM  
"personating"? A rare Greenlee mistake.
 
2012-08-28 10:28:48 AM  

Hawnkee: donits is the new vodak.

 
2012-08-28 10:29:06 AM  

Hawnkee: NYRBill: mmm, donits

donits is the new vodak.


Ehrmagerd.
 
2012-08-28 10:33:36 AM  
If he's coming for my donuts, then it's time to add a star to the CIA's wall.
 
2012-08-28 10:35:36 AM  

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: "personating"? A rare Greenlee mistake.


'Personating' is the correct term for that, apparently.

/ Our local Crown Prosecutor invited us in to have a mock trial at our city's Queen's Bench (federal court) when I was in Scouts some twenty years ago. Our mock defendant was charged with 'personating a Boy Scout'. Good times.
 
2012-08-28 10:35:50 AM  
i heart Dunkin Donits but disappoint they changed the crueller into a boring stick. no longer fun for Dunkin, which was the whole point of the joint.

/Donits
 
2012-08-28 10:36:38 AM  
You have to respect the man... He stuck to his story even after being arrested.

He is surely a number of things, but a "quitter" he is not.
 
2012-08-28 10:38:49 AM  
I'm a troll from outer space. And I want a virgin. For stew.
 
2012-08-28 10:39:50 AM  
0.tqn.com

"You serious? My wife is doing this again?"
 
2012-08-28 10:44:52 AM  
Again?
 
2012-08-28 10:47:24 AM  

NYRBill: mmm, donits


Not sure if a typo, or trolling for likes...
 
2012-08-28 10:47:29 AM  
Well, at least the fellow doesn't appear to be using his CIA/DEA credentials to get laid.
 
2012-08-28 10:47:54 AM  
Watch out, Hank Schrader is a crafty f'er. If you have a mental retarded lawn mower he may put him on a program to give him telekenetic powers. No DEA agent should have that much power.
 
2012-08-28 10:51:42 AM  
Be careful what you say guys. I'm sure he will use his NSA contacts to have this story and Fark thread erased off the Internet.
 
2012-08-28 10:51:43 AM  
+2 for creativity.
/Could go for a donit.
 
2012-08-28 10:52:56 AM  

Spasticus Autisticus: Well, at least the fellow doesn't appear to be using his CIA/DEA credentials to get laid.


Not so fast. You don't know what he was planning to do with those donits.
 
2012-08-28 10:59:24 AM  
blogs.tcpalm.com

encrypted-tbn1.google.com
 
2012-08-28 10:59:26 AM  
Hertz donit?
 
2012-08-28 10:59:46 AM  

MooseUpNorth: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: "personating"? A rare Greenlee mistake.

'Personating' is the correct term for that, apparently.

/ Our local Crown Prosecutor invited us in to have a mock trial at our city's Queen's Bench (federal court) when I was in Scouts some twenty years ago. Our mock defendant was charged with 'personating a Boy Scout'. Good times.


Checks the Google, shakes the tiny fist. So is this guy famous or infamous then?
 
2012-08-28 11:01:49 AM  

Spasticus Autisticus: Well, at least the fellow doesn't appear to be using his CIA/DEA credentials to get laid.


Slacker.
 
2012-08-28 11:04:22 AM  

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: Checks the Google, shakes the tiny fist. So is this guy famous or infamous then?


t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-08-28 11:04:29 AM  

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: Checks the Google, shakes the tiny fist. So is this guy famous or infamous then?


I'm sure you'll have a plethora of opinions before long.
 
2012-08-28 11:32:28 AM  
rule #1: when on an illegal substance like meth, ALWAYS break laws around u any old way to MAINTAIN the illusion that drugs are bad
 
2012-08-28 11:35:39 AM  

zulius: NYRBill: mmm, donits

Not sure if a typo, or trolling for likes...


nope... typo
/in a hurry after seeing the 0 comments
 
2012-08-28 11:41:57 AM  
Schwey, of the 700 block of 46th Square in Vero Beach, was arrested on a felony falsely personating officer charge.

He would have gotten a warning, but everyone knows what happens when you mess with some ones meal ticket.
 
2012-08-28 11:54:56 AM  
This is farking bizarre. I live in Vero Beach and I've seen this guy. That Dunkin donuts is between between my barber shop and an ABC liquor store. He has always been cruising around on his bike in that shopping plaza. I've seen him hitting up people for money. He's not quite right in the head. (obvious)
 
2012-08-28 12:05:19 PM  
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2012-08-28 12:48:30 PM  
it is a real shame all that talent sitting around out there and going go waist .. i am repulsed
 
2012-08-28 02:03:08 PM  
Personating is playing the part of a character in a drama.
Impersonating is pretending to be another person in order to deceive.
 
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