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(Klamath Falls Herald and News)   Ocean City, Maryland fails to break Chinese bikini parade record. At least the residents weren't hungry for more bikinis a half hour later though   (heraldandnews.com) divider line 132
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2012-08-28 09:19:52 AM  
Having returned last month from a week in Ocean City, I think I speak for any farkers who've been there in saying that a caftan parade would have been more apropos.
 
2012-08-28 09:28:01 AM  
Headline suggests the possibility of Asian girls in bikinis....doesn't deliver.
 
2012-08-28 09:44:32 AM  
An article about TWO bikini parades without even ONE picture?

FAIL tag is appropriate here.
 
2012-08-28 11:45:47 AM  

quatchi: An article about TWO bikini parades without even ONE picture?

FAIL tag is appropriate here.


Came to say this... Thanks, Failmitter
 
2012-08-28 11:47:37 AM  
You blog sucks.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-08-28 11:47:49 AM  

EZ Writer: quatchi: An article about TWO bikini parades without even ONE picture?

FAIL tag is appropriate here.

Came to say this... Thanks, Failmitter


Asian girls in bikinis, no less. Boo.
 
2012-08-28 11:48:13 AM  
*your
 
2012-08-28 11:48:48 AM  

Gulper Eel: Having returned last month from a week in Ocean City, I think I speak for any farkers who've been there in saying that a caftan parade would have been more apropos.


I've been there once, for a day, and my phone ended up taking a swim at Seacrets. I'll be back there for a wedding in a couple of weeks with something to prove.
 
2012-08-28 11:50:35 AM  
Should have held it at Jersey Shore.
static.wetpaint.me
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-08-28 11:51:56 AM  

cig-mkr: Should have held it at Jersey Shore.
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ugh no. The rare big-boobed asian is the most beautiful girl in the world.
 
2012-08-28 11:52:56 AM  

d23: EZ Writer: quatchi: An article about TWO bikini parades without even ONE picture?

FAIL tag is appropriate here.

Came to say this... Thanks, Failmitter

Asian girls in bikinis, no less. Boo.


And y'all aren't using that as a good reason to do better?

i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-28 11:53:24 AM  
Is Subby saying the refractory period in Ocean City is or is not a half an hour?
 
2012-08-28 11:54:33 AM  
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2012-08-28 11:57:26 AM  
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2012-08-28 11:58:20 AM  
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2012-08-28 12:06:36 PM  
Well this thread certainly looks promising...
I'll check back later.
 
2012-08-28 12:08:46 PM  
meanwhile, in China
sugarfreak.typepad.com
news.xinhuanet.com
 
2012-08-28 12:09:53 PM  
http://www.wotshappening.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/worlds-largest -bikini-parade-china1.jpg
 
2012-08-28 12:09:58 PM  
At this very moment there are more women in bikinis in China than there are women in the United States.
 
2012-08-28 12:10:48 PM  
damn!
www.wotshappening.com
www.whatsonxiamen.com
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-28 12:10:59 PM  
king_nacho:

Blah. Ignore the first email, wrong link. The second though works.
 
2012-08-28 12:11:03 PM  
Now this is a Chinese Bikini Parade:
yeinjee.com
/sadly, no bigger photos seem to exist
 
2012-08-28 12:11:55 PM  
Y'all are potentially stirring the wrath of a certain OC TFette...

(you've been warned)
 
2012-08-28 12:12:07 PM  
Too soon to be a bookmark? ... Nah, go for it.
 
2012-08-28 12:12:29 PM  

Al_Ed: Y'all are potentially stirring the wrath of a certain OC TFette...

(you've been warned)


So.What?
 
2012-08-28 12:12:30 PM  
one of my favorite ladies
a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-08-28 12:12:53 PM  
I summon the god of bookmarks
 
2012-08-28 12:13:26 PM  
What a Chinese bikini might look like..

www.hotcute.cn
 
2012-08-28 12:14:18 PM  
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2012-08-28 12:14:19 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Al_Ed: Y'all are potentially stirring the wrath of a certain OC TFette...

(you've been warned)

So.What?


What are you gonna do about it?

/Sent a blast out on this one. Give it a bit, it should pick up.
 
2012-08-28 12:14:48 PM  

d23: cig-mkr: Should have held it at Jersey Shore.
[static.wetpaint.me image 300x250]

ugh no. The rare big-boobed asian is the most beautiful girl in the world.


No the small breasted, red cloaked booby Asian are #!
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-28 12:15:23 PM  
There was an upsetting link in the lower margin. It was about the "Mug Shots for the Honey Boo Boo Family."


I was afraid it was the Honey Boo Boo in a Chinese bikini, and while it was not such a horror, it was still most disturbing.


Honey Boo Boo.

www.yidio.com
 
2012-08-28 12:15:54 PM  
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2012-08-28 12:16:20 PM  

SearchN: Uchiha_Cycliste: Al_Ed: Y'all are potentially stirring the wrath of a certain OC TFette...

(you've been warned)

So.What?

What are you gonna do about it?

/Sent a blast out on this one. Give it a bit, it should pick up.


You're not askin' me what I'm gonna do about it, right bud?
I think i've made clear what *I* am doing about this thread
 
2012-08-28 12:16:36 PM  
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2012-08-28 12:18:10 PM  
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2012-08-28 12:19:28 PM  
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2012-08-28 12:20:15 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: SearchN: Uchiha_Cycliste: Al_Ed: Y'all are potentially stirring the wrath of a certain OC TFette...

(you've been warned)

So.What?

What are you gonna do about it?

/Sent a blast out on this one. Give it a bit, it should pick up.

You're not askin' me what I'm gonna do about it, right bud?
I think i've made clear what *I* am doing about this thread


Thems' fightin words or what not.

browardnetonline.com
 
2012-08-28 12:20:36 PM  
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2012-08-28 12:20:36 PM  
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2012-08-28 12:21:41 PM  
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2012-08-28 12:23:40 PM  
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2012-08-28 12:24:32 PM  
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2012-08-28 12:31:30 PM  
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2012-08-28 12:32:30 PM  

SearchN: Uchiha_Cycliste: SearchN: Uchiha_Cycliste: Al_Ed: Y'all are potentially stirring the wrath of a certain OC TFette...

(you've been warned)

So.What?

What are you gonna do about it?

/Sent a blast out on this one. Give it a bit, it should pick up.

You're not askin' me what I'm gonna do about it, right bud?
I think i've made clear what *I* am doing about this thread

Thems' fightin words or what not.

[browardnetonline.com image 600x480]



Indeed, or what not.
I gotta ride to work soon... keep up the good work!
 
2012-08-28 12:41:56 PM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: There was an upsetting link in the lower margin. It was about the "Mug Shots for the Honey Boo Boo Family."


I was afraid it was the Honey Boo Boo in a Chinese bikini, and while it was not such a horror, it was still most disturbing.


Honey Boo Boo.

[www.yidio.com image 300x401]


Those people are proof that uneducated trash will do anything to get in front of a camera and parade their stupidity instead of getting off their fat asses and getting jobs.
 
2012-08-28 12:46:17 PM  
This thread has awsome written all over it. I'll return after work.
 
2012-08-28 12:54:16 PM  
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2012-08-28 01:23:24 PM  
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2012-08-28 01:23:31 PM  
Growing up in Maryland, I never went to Ocean City -- we always ended up a dozen miles south at Assateague Island. Campsites instead of hotels, but it left that much more to spend on booze... and miles of pristine beach shared by just a few dozen folks at any given time.

/was there last weekend
//moonlight skinny dipping in the Atlantic at midnight FTMFW
 
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