Drop your coat and grab your toes I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes

This guy's a dumbass.
I've tried doing that a bunch of times, and it never works.

NOT ONE female deputy has ever shown up to my place for sex, even when I offer them free drinks.

I'm really disappointed that this doesn't work

He's gonna get all the loving he could ever want in jail. Courtesy of big bubba.

/ I keed, I keed

You mean porno lied??

Wow. Even if you've watched so much porn that you think that may actually work, the first, second or (if you're really slow) third time it doesn't should be a clear enough reality check. This guy called seven times. Seven times.

I'm glad I don't have a penis. Any thing that diverts that much blood flow from the brain just seems like too much trouble.

Did anyone consider that maybe he was 3 hours and 45 minutes into a Viagra induced boner? If that was the case then it WAS an emergency.

DoBeDoBeDo: Did anyone consider that maybe he was 3 hours and 45 minutes into a Viagra induced boner? If that was the case then it WAS an emergency.

no. FOUR HOURS. not 3.98 you pervv

I read this story yesterday. Was kinda curious if they ended up sending a male or female deputy. I'd think the look on his face in either situation would be completely priceless when he opened the door. There would be that split second of either sheer elation or utter horror before the cuffs are put on.

'It's me again, Margaret...
They got me, Margaret
You ain't going to miss me, Margaret, i know that
But I'll miss you

I heard they don't cum as fast if you use the non-emergency number?

It was an emergency to him.

IT'S A CRIME TO EVEN ASK FOR SEX NOW?!

/boy this ruins my weekend plans...

Female police officers can be very arresting.

Something about a woman in uniform I think

Allornone:

Any thing that diverts that much blood flow from the brain, on a monthly basis, just seems like too much trouble.

FTFY

dryknife: Female police officers can be very arresting.

Something about a woman in uniform I think

Although many tend to be fairly, dyke-ish...some are amazing. One of the most beautiful women Ive ever seen was a Palm Beach County (FL) deputy. Could help but thinking that sending such a beautiful, petite woman out on patrol was a recipe for bad things though.

Also, theres one lady on one of the "Police Women of _____ County" shows that is fairly pretty and has an amazing body. I think shes on the one in Miami/Dade. They showed her walking on the beach in a bikini one episode, I about fell off the couch.

You're not shy, you get around
You wanna fly, don't want your feet on the ground....

My local police department has a couple of very cute female officers. When I got pulled over (expired plates on a car I had just bought used), she asked if she could search me. I had the good sense to not say, "not before dinner and a few drinks". I refused her request since she had no probable cause.