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(Local10 WPLG)   Man arrested for calling 911 to ask female deputies for sex. Next time use the non-emergency number, buddy   (local10.com) divider line 24
    More: Followup, Joshua Basso, Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office, orgasms, emergency, female deputies  
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2012-08-28 08:51:50 AM  
Either way, he's getting pegged with a nightstick.
 
2012-08-28 11:23:51 AM  
Never call the emergency number, it makes you sound desperate.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-08-28 11:28:04 AM  
The strap-on goes where?
www.local10.com
 
2012-08-28 12:16:09 PM  
Drop your coat and grab your toes I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes
 
2012-08-28 12:18:46 PM  
This guy's a dumbass.
I've tried doing that a bunch of times, and it never works.

NOT ONE female deputy has ever shown up to my place for sex, even when I offer them free drinks.
 
2012-08-28 12:19:03 PM  
I'm really disappointed that this doesn't work
 
2012-08-28 12:19:17 PM  
He's gonna get all the loving he could ever want in jail. Courtesy of big bubba.

/ I keed, I keed
 
2012-08-28 12:20:41 PM  
This guy must have never saw a 911 operator in person.


submitted yesterday. my headline blah blah blah
 
2012-08-28 12:22:43 PM  
You mean porno lied??
 
2012-08-28 12:31:27 PM  
Wow. Even if you've watched so much porn that you think that may actually work, the first, second or (if you're really slow) third time it doesn't should be a clear enough reality check. This guy called seven times. Seven times.

I'm glad I don't have a penis. Any thing that diverts that much blood flow from the brain just seems like too much trouble.
 
2012-08-28 12:35:10 PM  

Allornone: Seven times.


Well...I guess I have to admire his commitment. If at first you don't succeed, try and try again.
 
2012-08-28 12:35:31 PM  
Did anyone consider that maybe he was 3 hours and 45 minutes into a Viagra induced boner? If that was the case then it WAS an emergency.
 
2012-08-28 12:44:37 PM  

DoBeDoBeDo: Did anyone consider that maybe he was 3 hours and 45 minutes into a Viagra induced boner? If that was the case then it WAS an emergency.


no. FOUR HOURS. not 3.98 you pervv
 
2012-08-28 12:49:02 PM  
I read this story yesterday. Was kinda curious if they ended up sending a male or female deputy. I'd think the look on his face in either situation would be completely priceless when he opened the door. There would be that split second of either sheer elation or utter horror before the cuffs are put on.
 
2012-08-28 12:49:08 PM  
www.local10.com

'It's me again, Margaret...
They got me, Margaret
You ain't going to miss me, Margaret, i know that
But I'll miss you
 
2012-08-28 01:06:07 PM  
I heard they don't cum as fast if you use the non-emergency number?
 
2012-08-28 01:08:09 PM  
It was an emergency to him.
 
2012-08-28 01:21:07 PM  
IT'S A CRIME TO EVEN ASK FOR SEX NOW?!

/boy this ruins my weekend plans...
 
2012-08-28 01:43:05 PM  
Female police officers can be very arresting.

Something about a woman in uniform I think
 
2012-08-28 01:47:34 PM  

Allornone:

Any thing that diverts that much blood flow from the brain, on a monthly basis, just seems like too much trouble.


FTFY
 
2012-08-28 01:59:27 PM  

dryknife: Female police officers can be very arresting.

Something about a woman in uniform I think


Although many tend to be fairly, dyke-ish...some are amazing. One of the most beautiful women Ive ever seen was a Palm Beach County (FL) deputy. Could help but thinking that sending such a beautiful, petite woman out on patrol was a recipe for bad things though.

Also, theres one lady on one of the "Police Women of _____ County" shows that is fairly pretty and has an amazing body. I think shes on the one in Miami/Dade. They showed her walking on the beach in a bikini one episode, I about fell off the couch.
 
2012-08-28 02:42:00 PM  
You're not shy, you get around
You wanna fly, don't want your feet on the ground....
 
2012-08-28 03:13:54 PM  
female deputies don't sex men, moran.
 
2012-08-28 04:01:06 PM  
My local police department has a couple of very cute female officers. When I got pulled over (expired plates on a car I had just bought used), she asked if she could search me. I had the good sense to not say, "not before dinner and a few drinks". I refused her request since she had no probable cause.
 
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