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2012-08-28 09:41:37 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-28 09:41:57 AM
We'll never really know, since Israel never fights its own wars.
 
2012-08-28 09:42:45 AM
They're still not openly admitting that they have the nukes we gave them, so I'm not sure how much weight to give this.
 
2012-08-28 09:43:07 AM
How do you figure that, Subby?
Almost every nation in the history of war has claimed it was ready for the next big fight.

/Whether they were or not was a very different story.
 
2012-08-28 09:44:47 AM
They're always ready to oppress Palestinians.
 
2012-08-28 09:46:11 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: We'll never really know, since Israel never fights its own wars.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day_War
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yom_Kippur_War

/Israel is quite capable of wining wars in its neighborhood.
/That's the problem, they are a bunch of hot heads spoiling for a fight.
 
2012-08-28 09:46:28 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: We'll never really know, since Israel never fights its own wars.


Just because they buy weapons from others, doesn't mean they don't fight their own wars. Hell, even the US buys some weapons from others (our standard issue sidearm and Squad Automatic Weapon come to mind).
 
2012-08-28 09:47:00 AM
Why don't we stop this damn drumbeat already, huh? Nobody aside from a few assholes actually wants a middle east war right now. Just knock it off already.
 
2012-08-28 09:48:50 AM
patdollard.com

/Disagrees
 
2012-08-28 09:49:47 AM

HMS_Blinkin: Why don't we stop this damn drumbeat already, huh? Nobody aside from a few assholes actually wants a middle east war right now. Just knock it off already.


I say let'em have at it. All out. Just don't drag our asses into it.
 
2012-08-28 09:51:29 AM
Israel pisses me off. Normal people would have said "hey we are going to like park ourselves in this bit of land, We know you are not crazy about it, sorry to intrude and all, we will try to keep it down, you won't even know we are here..."

Instead they act like a new boss, first day in the office starts farking with the way things are done, pissing everyone off and acting like a complete cock! Then act like the victim when people gang up to give him a bit of a shoeing!
 
2012-08-28 09:51:30 AM

way south: How do you figure that, Subby?
Almost every nation in the history of war has claimed it was ready for the next big fight.

/Whether they were or not was a very different story.


Do you as a leader of a nation want to admit to your population that in the event of war, every single one of them is screwed, in some cases literally and a number of them may bear the children of the enemy as a result? Of course not, so you reassure them that you have a plan for victory--even if that plan is to make for a neighboring country and organize a guerrilla campaign from your new villa...errr "resistance headquarters" while a cabana boy brings you another cocktail.
 
2012-08-28 09:52:24 AM
Thousands of rockets a day? I doubt it. A salvo on that scale would prompt carpet bombing runs - from both Israel and it's allies.
 
2012-08-28 09:54:10 AM

mr lawson: HMS_Blinkin: Why don't we stop this damn drumbeat already, huh? Nobody aside from a few assholes actually wants a middle east war right now. Just knock it off already.

I say let'em have at it. All out. Just don't drag our asses into it.


This - however, the powers that be are stupid, and will get us involved in one way or another. Dammit.
 
2012-08-28 09:55:11 AM

H31N0US: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 314x244]


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Who is this a picture of? It looks just like my current boss.

/It could very well be my boss, so the question is serious.
 
2012-08-28 09:56:04 AM
cdn.timesofisrael.com

We are soooo ready... to party!
 
2012-08-28 09:57:02 AM
a possible strike on Iran

Seems like the best way to prevent/prepare for war is to not attack other nations...
 
2012-08-28 09:57:03 AM

gmoney101: Israel pisses me off. Normal people would have said "hey we are going to like park ourselves in this bit of land, We know you are not crazy about it, sorry to intrude and all, we will try to keep it down, you won't even know we are here..."

Instead they act like a new boss, first day in the office starts farking with the way things are done, pissing everyone off and acting like a complete cock! Then act like the victim when people gang up to give him a bit of a shoeing!


Yup.

Tell u what, Israel. You want to start a war win Iran, go for it. We're gonna have the phone off the hook for a while, but be sure to let us know who wins.
 
2012-08-28 09:57:13 AM
NO ONE IS EVER READY FOR ME.
 
2012-08-28 09:57:14 AM
King Bibi has to do it, he can't unwind it now.

Though his motivations seem to be more geared towards skewing our elections than any threat to his nation.
 
2012-08-28 10:00:05 AM
bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2012-08-28 10:01:21 AM
images.wikia.com

Sounds like they might need to bring out the big guns.
 
2012-08-28 10:02:22 AM
Israel has not done well in a war since 1967. They only prevailed in the '73 war because of the diplomatic deals the US conducted on their behalf behind the scenes. All this woofing doesn't inspire confidence, it just makes them look scared.
 
2012-08-28 10:05:07 AM
I'm really wishing this "said no one ever" meme was said by no one ever.
 
2012-08-28 10:05:10 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: [cdn.timesofisrael.com image 635x357]

We are soooo ready... to party!


Okay, now I want to invade Israel, iffen you know what I'm sayin'.
 
2012-08-28 10:05:51 AM

Headso: a possible strike on Iran

Seems like the best way to prevent/prepare for war is to not attack other nations...


To use Loony Toons:

When Marvin the Martian is gleefully lining up his planet destroying cannon to have an "Earth shattering KaBoom", you sometimes break the law and preemptively steal the 'Uranium PU-36 explosive space modulator'.

/even though Marvin's next line is usually "Of course you know, this means War."
 
2012-08-28 10:06:29 AM
If these Israel politicians want to start a war in an election year, then I say they should grab rifles and be the first oven the line. At the same time their troops hang back and can say to them, "Good luck; let us know what happens!"
 
2012-08-28 10:07:24 AM

Private_Citizen: Headso: a possible strike on Iran

Seems like the best way to prevent/prepare for war is to not attack other nations...

To use Loony Toons:

When Marvin the Martian is gleefully lining up his planet destroying cannon to have an "Earth shattering KaBoom", you sometimes break the law and preemptively steal the 'Uranium PU-36 explosive space modulator'.

/even though Marvin's next line is usually "Of course you know, this means War."


Nobody actually believes Iran will use a nuclear weapon against Israel.
 
2012-08-28 10:07:46 AM

GranoblasticMan: I'm really wishing this "said no one ever" meme was said by no one ever.


It's the new "Anything 2: Electric Boogaloo".
 
2012-08-28 10:08:20 AM
way south


HotIgneous Intruder: We'll never really know, since Israel never fights its own wars.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day_War
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yom_Kippur_War

/Israel is quite capable of wining wars in its neighborhood.
/That's the problem, they are a bunch of hot heads spoiling for a fight.


Not that facts get in the way of liberal racism, but perhaps just once you should educate yourself just a tad. Hell read your own links ffs.


from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yom_Kippur_War
The war began when the coalition launched a joint surprise attack on Israel on Yom Kippur, the holiest day in Judaism...


How appalling Jews defend themselves when attacked/murdered. How dare Jews not just line up to be killed.

How typical of you National Socialist types.
 
2012-08-28 10:11:49 AM

OnlyM3: way south


HotIgneous Intruder: We'll never really know, since Israel never fights its own wars.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day_War
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yom_Kippur_War

/Israel is quite capable of wining wars in its neighborhood.
/That's the problem, they are a bunch of hot heads spoiling for a fight.

Not that facts get in the way of liberal racism, but perhaps just once you should educate yourself just a tad. Hell read your own links ffs.


from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yom_Kippur_War
The war began when the coalition launched a joint surprise attack on Israel on Yom Kippur, the holiest day in Judaism...

How appalling Jews defend themselves when attacked/murdered. How dare Jews not just line up to be killed.

How typical of you National Socialist types.


You're trying too hard.
 
2012-08-28 10:11:50 AM
I find it ironic that one of the most persecuted peoples in world history is also the most eager to go to war. As an american, it's not like I have any room to talk. Not only has the US done it themselves but we've given Israel the means to follow in our footsteps. And the Israelis seem very eager to do so.

And zionists call themselves enlightened.
 
2012-08-28 10:12:45 AM

way south: HotIgneous Intruder: We'll never really know, since Israel never fights its own wars.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day_War
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yom_Kippur_War

/Israel is quite capable of wining wars in its neighborhood.
/That's the problem, they are a bunch of hot heads spoiling for a fight.


Sort of hard not to act that way when you have the rest of the Western Powers propping you up since WWII.
 
2012-08-28 10:13:20 AM

HotWingConspiracy: Private_Citizen: Headso: a possible strike on Iran

Seems like the best way to prevent/prepare for war is to not attack other nations...

To use Loony Toons:

When Marvin the Martian is gleefully lining up his planet destroying cannon to have an "Earth shattering KaBoom", you sometimes break the law and preemptively steal the 'Uranium PU-36 explosive space modulator'.

/even though Marvin's next line is usually "Of course you know, this means War."

Nobody actually believes Iran will use a nuclear weapon against Israel.


Of course Iran would never 'officially' nuke Israel, especially when it so easy to 'lose' a nuke or three that some terrorists later detonate in Tel Aviv.

/Hey Iran can't be held responsible for the actions of deranged individuals (may Allah bless their actions) can they?
 
2012-08-28 10:13:41 AM
Being a civilized nation (and others around the world as well), I will never understand the need for war.

/USMC Vet
//Know war all too well
///nothing good EVER comes of it
////ever...
 
2012-08-28 10:14:13 AM

Private_Citizen: Thousands of rockets a day? I doubt it. A salvo on that scale would prompt carpet bombing runs - from both Israel and it's allies.


You do know that thousands of rockets (not in a single day) have landed in southern Israel, right? I think it might have taken a month.
 
2012-08-28 10:14:36 AM

HotWingConspiracy: OnlyM3: way south


HotIgneous Intruder: We'll never really know, since Israel never fights its own wars.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day_War
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yom_Kippur_War

/Israel is quite capable of wining wars in its neighborhood.
/That's the problem, they are a bunch of hot heads spoiling for a fight.

Not that facts get in the way of liberal racism, but perhaps just once you should educate yourself just a tad. Hell read your own links ffs.


from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yom_Kippur_War
The war began when the coalition launched a joint surprise attack on Israel on Yom Kippur, the holiest day in Judaism...

How appalling Jews defend themselves when attacked/murdered. How dare Jews not just line up to be killed.

How typical of you National Socialist types.

You're trying too hard.


Right???

\breath M3 - breath.
 
2012-08-28 10:15:11 AM
Just hide under that mountain of money we subsidize you with every year
 
2012-08-28 10:15:37 AM

OnlyM3: way south


HotIgneous Intruder: We'll never really know, since Israel never fights its own wars.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day_War
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yom_Kippur_War

/Israel is quite capable of wining wars in its neighborhood.
/That's the problem, they are a bunch of hot heads spoiling for a fight.

Not that facts get in the way of liberal racism, but perhaps just once you should educate yourself just a tad. Hell read your own links ffs.


from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yom_Kippur_War
The war began when the coalition launched a joint surprise attack on Israel on Yom Kippur, the holiest day in Judaism...

How appalling Jews defend themselves when attacked/murdered. How dare Jews not just line up to be killed.

How typical of you National Socialist types.


The Jews 'defending' themselves in Yom Kippur is like a perp 'defending' himself from the police once they react to the home invasion call

/only the bad guy won in that instance.
 
2012-08-28 10:15:43 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: [cdn.timesofisrael.com image 635x357]

We are soooo ready... to party!


Nice to see some actual, realistic women posted here on Fark.

/cue the Studman69s....
 
2012-08-28 10:19:08 AM

HotWingConspiracy: King Bibi has to do it, he can't unwind it now.

Though his motivations seem to be more geared towards skewing our elections than any threat to his nation.


BOOM! This is all happening. You can't change the channel!
 
2012-08-28 10:19:20 AM

Dr Dreidel: Private_Citizen: Thousands of rockets a day? I doubt it. A salvo on that scale would prompt carpet bombing runs - from both Israel and it's allies.

You do know that thousands of rockets (not in a single day) have landed in southern Israel, right? I think it might have taken a month.


I do. But the article is talking about "thousands per day" - that's 30 times the previous rate (thousands per month). I just think a sustained rocket attack on that scale will prompt an ugly response.
 
2012-08-28 10:19:48 AM
A man tries out a gas mask at a distribution center, July 25 , 2012. (photo credit: Noam Moskowitz/Flash90)

That must be Hebrew for "the Mall".
 
2012-08-28 10:20:26 AM
Well, you guys have fun with that and send us a postcard and let us know how it turned out...
 
2012-08-28 10:20:37 AM

Kit Fister: Nice to see some actual, realistic women posted here on Fark.

/cue the Studman69s....


I think they're sixteen year-old girls, but I didn't bother to read the article.
 
2012-08-28 10:20:41 AM

Charlie Chingas: Being a civilized nation (and others around the world as well), I will never understand the need for war.

/USMC Vet
//Know war all too well
///nothing good EVER comes of it
////ever...


farm1.static.flickr.com

/ Also a USMC vet.
//some humans can be stupid
///sometimes the only way to stop the stupid humans is through violence
///i don't like it either but that is reality
 
2012-08-28 10:21:48 AM

Private_Citizen: HotWingConspiracy: Private_Citizen: Headso: a possible strike on Iran

Seems like the best way to prevent/prepare for war is to not attack other nations...

To use Loony Toons:

When Marvin the Martian is gleefully lining up his planet destroying cannon to have an "Earth shattering KaBoom", you sometimes break the law and preemptively steal the 'Uranium PU-36 explosive space modulator'.

/even though Marvin's next line is usually "Of course you know, this means War."

Nobody actually believes Iran will use a nuclear weapon against Israel.

Of course Iran would never 'officially' nuke Israel, especially when it so easy to 'lose' a nuke or three that some terrorists later detonate in Tel Aviv.

/Hey Iran can't be held responsible for the actions of deranged individuals (may Allah bless their actions) can they?


That particular theory is even more insane. It literally makes no sense.

Nukes are for defense, and that upsets Israel greatly. They want a monopoly.
 
2012-08-28 10:22:39 AM

mr lawson: Charlie Chingas: Being a civilized nation (and others around the world as well), I will never understand the need for war.

/USMC Vet
//Know war all too well
///nothing good EVER comes of it
////ever...

[farm1.static.flickr.com image 500x386]

/ Also a USMC vet.
//some humans can be stupid
///sometimes the only way to stop the stupid humans is through violence
///i don't like it either but that is reality


sad but true, my brother. sad but true...
 
2012-08-28 10:24:40 AM
Not our problem.

Israel should be on her own on this one. The hawks in tel aviv are overstating the threat. At worst a regional issue, certainly not a world one. Most definitely not an American one. Amanijad is a gasbag loudmouth and knows damn well attacking Israel would be signing the death warrant of his entire nation. Mutually assured destruction applies to iran and Israel as much as it does anywhere else.

US should stay out of it. Israel should keep assassinating scientists and planting computer virii to F with the program. Not worth a war over.
 
2012-08-28 10:27:15 AM
In the Blue corner, The Furious Twelve! In the Red corner, The Moonflag Gang! This Battle Royal is scheduled for ONE FALL. No holds barred! Last Man Standing wins the Whole Middle East, in a match to prove Whose God Prevails!

FIGHT
 
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