FARK.com: (7292719) Dear Diary, Today at work I *successfully* collected semen from THREE meter-long crocodiles. You should have seen the looks in their eyes. SO glad I quit med school to follow my dreams. It's not a job when you love it. Later, Stumpy Joe

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		Dear Diary, Today at work I successfully collected semen from THREE meter-long crocodiles. You should have seen the looks in their eyes. SO glad I quit med school to follow my dreams. It's not a job when you love it. Later, Stumpy Joe (phys.org)		28
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gilatrout		2012-08-28 09:31:22 AM

I think he likes crocodile, if you know what I mean.

Plant Rights Activist		2012-08-28 09:31:44 AM

where did he come from where did he go?

Anderson's Pooper		2012-08-28 09:31:48 AM

Rock the croc co(k!

theorellior		2012-08-28 09:32:08 AM

Meh. Meter-long crocodiles aren't all that big.

EZ Writer		2012-08-28 09:36:38 AM

"tickling the crocodile"

Vocabulary updated...

SuperChuck		2012-08-28 09:38:06 AM

theorellior: Meh. Meter-long crocodiles aren't all that big.

They're growers not showers

Toquinha		2012-08-28 09:38:13 AM

" It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination."

Lanadapter		2012-08-28 09:47:16 AM

I wonder if he swished the semen around in a wineglass

Actual Farking		2012-08-28 09:47:55 AM

Great look, good drummer.

Hershey Highway Patrol		2012-08-28 09:50:23 AM

Rock out with your croc out.

Fano		2012-08-28 09:52:33 AM

Name of Amos Moses

booger42		2012-08-28 10:05:52 AM

Actual Farking: Great look, good drummer.

He died...in a bizarre gardening accident.

GranoblasticMan		2012-08-28 10:08:57 AM

theorellior: Meh. Meter-long crocodiles aren't all that big.

Are they even adults at that size? Or are we talking about some sort of cross-species pedophilia here?

MooseUpNorth		2012-08-28 10:15:42 AM

TFA: Using natural techniques that Dr Johnston described as like "tickling a crocodile", he collected samples in a pilot project last year on large males from the farm, which were temporarily sedated during the process and then safely returned to their ponds.

I've been a scientist most of my life, and a doctor for the past twelve years. But do they call me scientist? Or Doctor? Noooooo. Roofie colada one crocodile, just one, and what do they call me...

semiotix		2012-08-28 10:22:21 AM

You know what the best thing about three-meter-long crocodiles is?

orezona		2012-08-28 10:23:57 AM

Fano: Name of Amos Moses

He doesn't manually stimulate Crocs.
He hits Gators over the head with a stump.

MooseUpNorth		2012-08-28 10:28:39 AM

semiotix: You know what the best thing about three-meter-long crocodiles is?

They're not four meters long?

/ I'll bite.

Tiiba		2012-08-28 10:38:18 AM

MooseUpNorth:
/ I'll bite.

That's fine, so long as you're not four meters long.

abfalter		2012-08-28 10:52:54 AM

www.crocwankers.com

GypsyJoker		2012-08-28 10:55:47 AM

booger42: Actual Farking: Great look, good drummer.

He died...in a bizarre gardening accident.

Mick Shrimpton nods, backs away slowly.

GoldDude		2012-08-28 10:59:19 AM

Bad ambiguous writing. Are these three metre-long (3 x 1m each) crocodiles, or three-metre-long crocodiles (unknown quantity x 3m each)?

jackiepaper		2012-08-28 11:02:12 AM

Toquinha: " It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination."

Came for this, leaving satisfied with a perfect dozen eggs under my arm

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across		2012-08-28 11:56:51 AM

MooseUpNorth: TFA: Using natural techniques that Dr Johnston described as like "tickling a crocodile", he collected samples in a pilot project last year on large males from the farm, which were temporarily sedated during the process and then safely returned to their ponds.

I've been a scientist most of my life, and a doctor for the past twelve years. But do they call me scientist? Or Doctor? Noooooo. Roofie colada one crocodile, just one, and what do they call me...

As a titles go, I think Crocfarker beats plain Dr. by a pretty big margin.

Twoecho		2012-08-28 01:33:36 PM

theorellior: Meh. Meter-long crocodiles aren't all that big.

So they weren't African Crocodiles?

/Didn't RTFA

MooseUpNorth		2012-08-28 03:17:44 PM

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: As a titles go, I think Crocfarker beats plain Dr. by a pretty big margin.

toddandalena.files.wordpress.com

Famously so.

MooseUpNorth		2012-08-28 03:19:53 PM

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: As a titles go, I think Crocfarker beats plain Dr. by a pretty big margin.

And Crocsucker would be epic win.