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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)   Today's RNC concert review: "You had to be 21 and over to get into Lee Greenwood's Monday show at the Seminole Hard Rock Casino, but to be honest, they would have been safe setting the bar at 50"   (tampabay.com) divider line 28
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2012-08-28 10:33:19 AM  
16 votes:
And I'm proud to be an American,
where at least I know I'm free.
as long as I am see-through white
and don't have no ovary
2012-08-28 12:54:01 PM  
6 votes:
The only way you can truly appreciate this song is by sitting in your bathtub, shoving a big red white and blue dildo up your ass, and masturbate furiously while getting bukkake'd by a dozen Wall Street Bankers.
2012-08-28 03:23:39 PM  
3 votes:
A camo prilosec hat. You know, for when you need to stalk the wild cheeseburger
2012-08-28 10:10:00 AM  
3 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

Married 4 times.

The perfect Republican family man.
2012-08-28 09:53:49 AM  
3 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: What if I hate Lee Greenwood because all his music farking sucks, not just because he wrote a song with pandering, treacly lyrics that sound like something a hydroencephalatic Cub Scout wrote for a 4th of July Jamboree? Do I have to root for the North Koreans when I go see "Red Dawn" at the dollar theater two weeks after it opens?


Son you better stand up when you hear Lee Greenwood or you may as well be a damn North Korean yourself, commie.
2012-08-28 02:03:49 PM  
2 votes:
I always liked the Capitol Steps' version

"But my daddy wasn't fighting on Normandy that day,
for the right to drive a Hyundai, I refuse to live that way!
And I'm proud to be an American who gets just five MPG
though I live alone, the car I own can seat a hundred three
And I'll gladly park so close to you, when you pull out you can't see.
No I'll never trade my Escalade, God Bless my S.U.V.! "
2012-08-28 01:36:51 PM  
2 votes:

jn1512: He belongs in a museum!


Preferably in an airtight, soundproof glass case.
2012-08-28 01:32:14 PM  
2 votes:

Mega Steve: That man is a national treasure


He belongs in a museum!
2012-08-28 01:13:01 PM  
2 votes:

Mega Steve: That man is a national treasure


And he needs to be buried ASAP.
2012-08-28 12:45:02 PM  
2 votes:
Tonight's show: Steve Aoki @ Ampitheatre in Ybor.

No shiat-stained stars-and-striped incontinence undies at this event.... 

/unze unze unze unze unze unze unze unze unze unze unze unze unze unze
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-08-28 12:41:27 PM  
2 votes:
target audience:

img.photobucket.com
2012-08-28 10:04:09 AM  
2 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: What if I hate Lee Greenwood because all his music farking sucks, not just because he wrote a song with pandering, treacly lyrics that sound like something a hydroencephalatic Cub Scout wrote for a 4th of July Jamboree? Do I have to root for the North Koreans when I go see "Red Dawn" at the dollar theater two weeks after it opens?


i love that song because it begins with an egregious grammatical error: "i'm proud to be an american/where at least i know i'm free." apparently "american" is a place now. but then, these people believe "descent is the highest form of patriotic," so who knows.
2012-08-28 09:45:05 AM  
2 votes:
What if I hate Lee Greenwood because all his music farking sucks, not just because he wrote a song with pandering, treacly lyrics that sound like something a hydroencephalatic Cub Scout wrote for a 4th of July Jamboree? Do I have to root for the North Koreans when I go see "Red Dawn" at the dollar theater two weeks after it opens?
2012-08-28 04:44:45 PM  
1 votes:

TheNyquilKid: ProfessorOhki: theorellior: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: "Know what I love about this country?"

A Prilosec hat? That's a thing?

If you had to go through life keeping up that schtick, you've be thankful for the heartburn relief too.

I really hope one day he drops the act and gives a tell all interview, it will be the only thing he does that I will willingly and eagerly watch.


"How I Got 'R' Done: The Daniel Whitney Story"
2012-08-28 04:03:44 PM  
1 votes:

exparrot: CygnusDarius: If I were American, I'd be offended by that shirt.

It's a jacket...AND a shirt.

I call it a Jerkit.


Funny. That's what I do into American flags.
2012-08-28 03:47:25 PM  
1 votes:

CygnusDarius: If I were American, I'd be offended by that shirt.


It's a jacket...AND a shirt.

I call it a Jerkit.
2012-08-28 02:40:26 PM  
1 votes:
I'm picturing the scene from Caddyshack where Rodney Dangerfield comes to dinner at the country club...

whew, it's like the dance of the living dead!
here (throws cash at the band) take some lessons.
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?
2012-08-28 01:42:13 PM  
1 votes:
I'm proud to be part of a group I was born into and had to do nothing to gain or earn that right!!
2012-08-28 01:26:44 PM  
1 votes:

poot_rootbeer: Ha ha... Seminole


I left out the nole...read it as "Semi-Hard Rock Casino"
2012-08-28 01:03:49 PM  
1 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Know what would be awesome? A drunken Randy Travis heckling this asshole in the middle of a show.


Is that picture supposed to be sexy? He really didn't get his money's worth at GlamourShots that day.
2012-08-28 12:55:24 PM  
1 votes:

clevershark: Confabulat: Son you better stand up when you hear Lee Greenwood or you may as well be a damn North Korean yourself, commie.

I know you're joking and all, but way too many people think that in earnest.


I have no idea what it's like in 2012, but I once visited the Stone Mountain fireworks show in Georgia back in the 90s, where they end the night with that tune and a few others.

It's pretty surreal seeing people all around you STAND UP and start weeping uncontrollably.

If it's still anything like that (and why wouldn't it be; it's a giant mountain with Confederate heroes carved into it for all time) I highly recommend that experience if it still exists. On hallucinogenic drugs if at all possible but it might freak you out.
2012-08-28 12:54:43 PM  
1 votes:
Oops, a little issue with the verb tense there, but I think the message still comes across. As do the bankers.
2012-08-28 12:43:44 PM  
1 votes:
Even the Nazis got Wagner. This is the best we can do?
2012-08-28 12:40:05 PM  
1 votes:

tedthebellhopp: Over 50 escorts... no thank you.


Yeah I start to dehydrate too after the first 15 or so.
2012-08-28 12:37:07 PM  
1 votes:
As someone on the cusp of 50...no thanks. shiatty music is shiatty music, no matter the generation.
2012-08-28 12:27:44 PM  
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

If I were American, I'd be offended by that shirt.
2012-08-28 11:02:50 AM  
1 votes:

rudemix: And I'm proud to be an American,
where at least I know I'm free.
as long as I am see-through white
and don't have no ovary


*Golf clap*

Cute, funny.

I'd post with another verse, but it would be NSFW. :-)
2012-08-28 10:06:09 AM  
1 votes:
reasonswhyimstillsingle.files.wordpress.com

Know what would be awesome? A drunken Randy Travis heckling this asshole in the middle of a show.
 
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