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(NW Florida Daily News)   Don't you hate it when you move into your girlfriend's home and six months later she's biting you on the chest in anger because you're always looking at other women and playing video games? Yeah, me too   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 31
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2012-08-28 08:20:16 AM
you can rip my xbox controller from my cold dead hands.


at least wait till the map is over
 
2012-08-28 08:20:25 AM
Hell, I pay extra for that.
 
2012-08-28 08:21:44 AM
All wimins are crazy
 
2012-08-28 08:23:49 AM
Mom?
 
2012-08-28 08:24:33 AM
yup, we all been there.
 
2012-08-28 08:29:12 AM
Checking to see if this is my ex
 
2012-08-28 08:30:24 AM
Seriously, what is the deal with the chest biting?
 
2012-08-28 08:30:52 AM
this guy is an idiot... everyone looks and dreams about new pussy... just don't be so obvious bout it...
 
2012-08-28 08:54:19 AM
A few details aside, this is just about every relationship's story.
 
2012-08-28 08:55:23 AM

fireclown: yup, we all been there.


Yup... 

/i miss her
 
2012-08-28 09:01:33 AM
My girls actually excited that Madden is coming out today so I'll be playing more video games in the living room now rather than in my office playing Diablo.

So there
 
2012-08-28 09:07:19 AM

Icetech3: this guy girl is an idiot... everyone looks and dreams about new pussy penis... just don't be so obvious hypocritical about it...


...also true
 
2012-08-28 09:08:13 AM
6 month?
try 6 hours.
 
2012-08-28 09:15:26 AM
I am about to start my 3rd month of living here.

I look down, there are 2 deep scabbed over scratch marks on my left side and a few less deep, long scratches down my stomach. My left bicep has a curious green bite shaped bruise. There is a deep red bruise on my neck.

She is mentally ill, but man, this is worth it.
 
2012-08-28 09:17:59 AM
Bite my chest? With this hard body? Not a chance. Besides, women think I'm a God. They all know I could have any one of them (even yours, reader), so they really put some effort into keeping me as long as they can.
 
2012-08-28 09:22:27 AM
My ex-wife would give me so much crap if I even glanced for a second in the direction of a beautiful woman. Once we were seated at a table next to a few cute girls and I intentionally took the chair so my back was pointed at them and I could not see --so she got angry that I did it because that proved that I had NOTICED them.

Note that I said "ex-wife".

My new wife has a much healthier attitude: "Men are gonna look." Heck, she'll even point out a cute girl to me.

Dude in the story needs to take this red flag seriously and get away from this chest-biting demon. Run, dude! RUN!!!!
 
2012-08-28 09:31:04 AM
I've always wanted to do a biter
 
2012-08-28 09:38:19 AM
This is why we do couples game night and she does zumba/spin class whenever she wants. Batman can't save Goth without me at the helm.
 
2012-08-28 09:46:36 AM

Richard Saunders: fireclown: yup, we all been there.

Yup... 


*sad nod*

The downside of the famed feminine knack for multitasking is that they often overlook the fact that we lack it. Lots of needlessly hurt feelings on roughly this pattern:

1) I'm engrossed in video game.
2) Woman notices that I'm not involved in anything important and starts to natter on about trivial shiat.
3) Politely pause the game and hear her out until the topic is exhausted.
4) Resume game.
5) Woman fails to take hint and resumes nattering on a different trivial topic.
6) Goto (3) until I run out of patience.
7) Give up pausing game and respond to her nattering with short, nonsensical replies.
8) Woman finally realizes she's being ignored and plods off sadly and silently.
9) Feel like shiat.
10) Save, exit, and go give her attention.
11) God damn it.
 
2012-08-28 09:59:06 AM
And that, boys, is why you don't put your dick in crazy...
 
2012-08-28 10:04:14 AM
I told my wife before we ever were married, "If I quit looking it's time to bury me" It's no different than looking at new cars or bikes that i know I 'll never buy.
 
2012-08-28 10:07:34 AM

lockers: All wimins people are crazy

 
2012-08-28 10:09:32 AM

Plant Rights Activist: I've always wanted to do a biter


Well, I only go for the ladies, so if you fit that description, have I got an offer for you...

I'd look at your profile, but that reeks of effort.
 
2012-08-28 10:33:28 AM
After reading the headline, I had to check the article and make sure it wasn't about me.
 
2012-08-28 10:43:28 AM

ShamanGator: I told my wife before we ever were married, "If I quit looking it's time to bury me" It's no different than looking at new cars or bikes that i know I 'll never buy.


Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean you can't look at the menu amirite?
 
2012-08-28 11:01:59 AM
encrypted-tbn2.google.com
 
2012-08-28 11:06:25 AM
And this is why it's better to be a gay cowboy
 
2012-08-28 11:50:26 AM

Plant Rights Activist: I've always wanted to do a biter


I dated a biter once. It was cool the first couple times but it wore out quickly.
 
2012-08-28 12:31:02 PM

White_Scarf_Syndrome: I am about to start my 3rd month of living here.

I look down, there are 2 deep scabbed over scratch marks on my left side and a few less deep, long scratches down my stomach. My left bicep has a curious green bite shaped bruise. There is a deep red bruise on my neck.

She is mentally ill, but man, this is worth it.


And this is why the people who say "Never put your dick in crazy." are wrong. Soooo worth it. Just don't get emotionally attached.
 
2012-08-28 01:32:21 PM
Did not RTFA, but I live with a biter, and it's worth it.
 
2012-08-28 07:42:26 PM

Aipaloovik: White_Scarf_Syndrome: I am about to start my 3rd month of living here.

I look down, there are 2 deep scabbed over scratch marks on my left side and a few less deep, long scratches down my stomach. My left bicep has a curious green bite shaped bruise. There is a deep red bruise on my neck.

She is mentally ill, but man, this is worth it.

And this is why the people who say "Never put your dick in crazy." are wrong. Soooo worth it. Just don't get emotionally attached.


Too late. Our son just turned 11 months two days ago.

Then again, crazies stick together.
 
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