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(WSBTV)   Jailer, taking classes at the police academy to become a deputy sheriff, gets caught in an undercover sting while trying to buy drugs on her lunch break. FARK: She asked the undercover officer for a police discount   (wsbtv.com) divider line 27
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2012-08-28 12:17:41 AM
I'd hit it.
 
2012-08-28 12:35:30 AM
Jail guards are some of the stupidest low lifes on the planet.
 
2012-08-28 01:15:56 AM
I'm sure she was just doing research so she could identify inmates under the influence.
 
2012-08-28 01:26:16 AM
"You mean this wasn't a class on how to spot a drug buy? Boy is my face red. I thought it was all part of the day's training. Oh well, lesson learned. Alright guys, if you could just take these cuffs off now..... guys? Guys!? GUYS!!!!!"

"Hi honey, I'm going to be a little late for dinner tonight. In fact you'll probably want to feed Jr & get him ready for bed yourself". ...... "Huh, why?" ...... "Weeeeelllll it's like this....."
 
2012-08-28 04:50:09 AM
I knew it would be painkillers before I even clicked the link. Any long-term injury or chronic pain condition and your career is done as a cop or firefighter, or even EMT in some places. So they don't go to the doctor, and then this happens. It's probably one of the biggest reasons the war on drugs looked the other way about prescription drug abuse for so long.
 
2012-08-28 04:52:04 AM
What's the point of becoming a cop if you can't get free donuts and discounted drugs?
 
2012-08-28 04:58:14 AM
Legalize all the drugs, free all the prisoners, and put all the cops and politicians in jail.

We'd all be better off.
 
2012-08-28 05:01:59 AM
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2012-08-28 05:24:19 AM
She asked for a police discount. Hmm, something tells me that this is a standard practice.
 
2012-08-28 05:33:23 AM
durr your saying i can get a legit prescription for MY BACK PAIN

WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME ILLEGAL DRUGS ARE ILLEGAL
 
2012-08-28 05:35:21 AM
Oh your mom said it was okay? You're free to go then...
 
2012-08-28 05:36:05 AM
Heh. Reminds me of a case years ago, where a patrol officer got tired of waiting on the weeks-long undercover stakeout process.

So he walks up to a suspected crack house in full uniform, broad daylight, and asks to buy drugs.

They sell him some...so he arrests them. 

I pity the perp's lawyer.
 
2012-08-28 05:41:34 AM
i could NEVER be a cop because SOMETIMES i like doing illegal drugs like heroin. next to my usual legal cocktail of morning glory and hawaiian baby woodrose seeds
 
2012-08-28 05:51:30 AM
Violating the oath is an chargeable offense? The judge will give her the police discount in sentencing.
 
2012-08-28 05:52:16 AM
Jailerbait, taking classes at the policerape academy to become a deputy sheriff, gets caught in an undercoverrape sting while trying to buy drugs on her lunch breakget raped. FARK: She asked the undercover officer for a policerape discount
 
2012-08-28 05:55:48 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: i could NEVER be a cop because SOMETIMES i like doing illegal drugs like heroin. next to my usual legal cocktail of morning glory and hawaiian baby woodrose seeds


I've tripped balls on Morning Glory. Too bad they started coating the seeds with whatever it is they coat seeds with. Although it was a pain having to find ways to eat as many packs as is required. Any tips? My pot dealer got busted and I'm slowly going insane. I haven't smoked in 2 weeks and I'm nearly ready to murder a biatch.
 
2012-08-28 05:59:00 AM

robohobo: Jon iz teh kewl: i could NEVER be a cop because SOMETIMES i like doing illegal drugs like heroin. next to my usual legal cocktail of morning glory and hawaiian baby woodrose seeds

I've tripped balls on Morning Glory. Too bad they started coating the seeds with whatever it is they coat seeds with. Although it was a pain having to find ways to eat as many packs as is required. Any tips? My pot dealer got busted and I'm slowly going insane. I haven't smoked in 2 weeks and I'm nearly ready to murder a biatch.


each hawaaian baby woodrose seed is like eating 500 morning glories/??
 
2012-08-28 06:41:11 AM
Please, bury this idiot under the jail. In a cold, dark hole.
 
2012-08-28 07:05:26 AM

robohobo: Jon iz teh kewl: i could NEVER be a cop because SOMETIMES i like doing illegal drugs like heroin. next to my usual legal cocktail of morning glory and hawaiian baby woodrose seeds

I've tripped balls on Morning Glory. Too bad they started coating the seeds with whatever it is they coat seeds with. Although it was a pain having to find ways to eat as many packs as is required. Any tips? My pot dealer got busted and I'm slowly going insane. I haven't smoked in 2 weeks and I'm nearly ready to murder a biatch.


Morning glories are remarkably easy to grow. You will have to wait for them to produce seeds though and it might be a little late in the season to plant them - depending on where you live.
 
2012-08-28 07:42:59 AM
I really don't understand why an adult buying a pill should be a life ruining event.
 
2012-08-28 08:24:56 AM
police academy? wasn't that a movie!

yay like movies!!
 
2012-08-28 08:36:37 AM

HotWingConspiracy: I really don't understand why an adult buying a pill should be a life ruining event.


I don't understand it either. They really should just decriminalize it already. Here they ruining the life of a dedicated officer who otherwise was not hurting anyone. And the only reason she did something illegal is because she couldn't obtain the pain killers she needed legally.

It's just a sad state of affairs that makes people (even cops) believe that ALL drugs are like meth or heroine.
 
2012-08-28 09:05:15 AM
FTFA: On the video you can hear the officer say to Allen, "That has got to be the stupidest thing a law enforcement officer can do! OK? You're under arrest for possession of a controlled substance. You will not finish the academy. You will not go back to work as a police officer. You understand that?"

That officer isn't aware of the Police Discount. Suspension a rehabilitation program (attendance optional) and a promotion.
 
2012-08-28 09:30:31 AM

durbnpoisn: HotWingConspiracy: I really don't understand why an adult buying a pill should be a life ruining event.

I don't understand it either. They really should just decriminalize it already. Here they ruining the life of a dedicated officer who otherwise was not hurting anyone. And the only reason she did something illegal is because she couldn't obtain the pain killers she needed legally.

It's just a sad state of affairs that makes people (even cops) believe that ALL drugs are like meth or heroine.


meth and heroine aren't even some special kind of drug that makes you go crazy and hurt people even
 
2012-08-28 05:21:35 PM

TommyymmoT: Jail guards are some of the stupidest low lifes on the planet.


You got that right. Part of my duties years ago was teaching these sorts of recruits the rudiments of firefighting, including how to wear all the gear, which they have on hand in the prisons, apparently. Including air packs. That was the killer part, trying to get them to simply put the durn tanks on their backs and masks on their faces - as God is my witness, every single "minority" (meaning "majority ethnic grouping" in this "profession") female actually put the tank on upside down, on the front of their body. Every single class, every single one of them, even when their life-long McDonalds habits made the tanks stick out almost horizontally as a result. The only thing we could figure is that the valve that connects the tank to the regulator is on the bottom when worn correctly (so you can easily reach around and turn it off and on), and they may have thought that the proper technique was to have it sitting in front of their pie-holes, blowing air at them whilst they waltzed through a presumably burning structure. Except that the regulator hose was already hooked up to that valve, and slapping them in their stupid faces.

Every. Time. Maroons.
 
2012-08-29 07:00:19 PM

robohobo: Jon iz teh kewl: i could NEVER be a cop because SOMETIMES i like doing illegal drugs like heroin. next to my usual legal cocktail of morning glory and hawaiian baby woodrose seeds

I've tripped balls on Morning Glory. Too bad they started coating the seeds with whatever it is they coat seeds with. Although it was a pain having to find ways to eat as many packs as is required. Any tips? My pot dealer got busted and I'm slowly going insane. I haven't smoked in 2 weeks and I'm nearly ready to murder a biatch.


You live in Chicago? Maybe I could help.
 
2012-08-29 07:02:07 PM
(Please don't be black, please don't be black, please don't be black).

D'oh!
 
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