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(KAJ 18 Kalispell)   Man dressed as Sasquatch tries to make a Bigfoot hoax, Yeti only makes headlines   ( kaj18.com) divider line
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5651 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Aug 2012 at 9:30 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-27 09:32:25 PM  
Sas-squashed.
 
2012-08-27 09:33:17 PM  
Nice.

Squatched?
 
2012-08-27 09:35:20 PM  
Sounds like my ex girlfriend.
 
2012-08-27 09:35:23 PM  
FTA: "The Flathead County Coroner..."

Ouch!
 
2012-08-27 09:35:49 PM  
I stayed at the Big Mountain Lodge just north of Kalispell. They have an indoor pool with a water slide that has pumps that are far too strong. Good times.

Lovely area. Watch out for the racists, though.
 
2012-08-27 09:36:49 PM  
Would never have happened to a real one
 
2012-08-27 09:37:16 PM  
I was just thinking that it would be fun to dress up like Bigfoot and roam around the woods messing with people and then realized that I'd most likely get shot in the first 10 minutes.

Back to the drawing board.
 
2012-08-27 09:38:17 PM  
abominable
 
2012-08-27 09:39:19 PM  
I foot-printed this.

Squatch out.
 
2012-08-27 09:39:39 PM  
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2012-08-27 09:39:50 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: I was just thinking that it would be fun to dress up like Bigfoot and roam around the woods messing with people and then realized that I'd most likely get shot in the first 10 minutes.

Back to the drawing board.

Kevlar wookie suit?
 
2012-08-27 09:41:04 PM  
Hair sample *this*
 
2012-08-27 09:41:09 PM  
What a Gigantopithicus.
 
2012-08-27 09:41:21 PM  

Salmon: Would never have happened to a real one


Unless you tricked him with some Jack Links jerky.
 
2012-08-27 09:41:26 PM  
As the resident cryptozoologist, I shouldn't like this, but I do.
 
2012-08-27 09:41:45 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: Popcorn Johnny: I was just thinking that it would be fun to dress up like Bigfoot and roam around the woods messing with people and then realized that I'd most likely get shot in the first 10 minutes.

Back to the drawing board.
Kevlar wookie suit?


Interesting thought, let's not trash can my idea just yet.
 
2012-08-27 09:42:48 PM  
I want to believe!
 
2012-08-27 09:44:52 PM  

Salmon: Would never have happened to a real one


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And I don't feel bad at all. This man died a good death, because it was funny.
 
2012-08-27 09:45:09 PM  
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2012-08-27 09:45:24 PM  
I never sasquatch a thing
 
2012-08-27 09:46:24 PM  
Schneider said Tenley was first hit by a 15-year-old Somers girl driving in the right southbound lane who said she couldn't get out of the way.


15 year old can drive? I thought they have to be 16?
 
2012-08-27 09:47:13 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I stayed at the Big Mountain Lodge just north of Kalispell. They have an indoor pool with a water slide that has pumps that are far too strong. Good times.

Lovely area. Watch out for the racists, though.


Which races do they hate? THIS IS IMPORTNT!
 
2012-08-27 09:47:17 PM  
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2012-08-27 09:48:20 PM  
Kind of a hairy situation to be in, having to explain this to your insurance company and not coming across as a horrible monster that killed a man dressed as big foot.
 
2012-08-27 09:49:44 PM  

BeerBear: 15 year old can drive? I thought they have to be 16?


It's Montana, I'm pretty sure at her age she can legally buy alcohol.
 
2012-08-27 09:50:47 PM  
A fine headline.
 
2012-08-27 09:51:56 PM  
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2012-08-27 09:57:03 PM  
Enough about Khloe Kardashian already!
 
2012-08-27 09:57:48 PM  

mikaloyd: AverageAmericanGuy: I stayed at the Big Mountain Lodge just north of Kalispell. They have an indoor pool with a water slide that has pumps that are far too strong. Good times.

Lovely area. Watch out for the racists, though.

Which races do they hate? THIS IS IMPORTNT!


Sasquatch. They will run them over. Twice!
 
2012-08-27 09:58:02 PM  

BeerBear: Schneider said Tenley was first hit by a 15-year-old Somers girl driving in the right southbound lane who said she couldn't get out of the way.

15 year old can drive? I thought they have to be 16?


Depends on the state. In Utah and AZ, you can get your license at 15 1/2. IN Idaho, I believe you could drive at 12 or 13, but only during the day, and I don't think on the highways, only county roads and farm roads, city streets, stuff like that.

The point is, that driving age is a state-based thing, not federal.

/Those poor kids, a dude in camouflage wanders in front of a car in the country. These poor kids are gonna be so freaking gun-shy about driving now.
 
2012-08-27 10:00:00 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: I was just thinking that it would be fun to dress up like Bigfoot and roam around the woods messing with people and then realized that I'd most likely get shot in the first 10 minutes.

Back to the drawing board.


Depends on where you are.

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You would think that I would get to post those pictures more
 
2012-08-27 10:00:03 PM  

mikaloyd: AverageAmericanGuy: I stayed at the Big Mountain Lodge just north of Kalispell. They have an indoor pool with a water slide that has pumps that are far too strong. Good times.

Lovely area. Watch out for the racists, though.

Which races do they hate? THIS IS IMPORTNT!


50 yard dash and the women's relay.
 
2012-08-27 10:07:00 PM  
"friends of the victim said Tenley was wearing a military-style camouflage ghillie suit in hopes of creating a Bigfoot hoax"

uhh, all that would really do is scare people who think they're on their way to meeting someone they met online that they think is underage.
 
2012-08-27 10:07:04 PM  

Coelacanth: As the resident cryptozoologist, I shouldn't like this, but I do.


What do you think about the whole Justin Smeja/Sierra Kills story?
 
2012-08-27 10:07:19 PM  
Schneider said Tenley was first hit by a 15-year-old Somers girl driving in the right southbound lane who said she couldn't get out of the way

She couldn't get out of which way?

"It was coming straight at me!"
 
2012-08-27 10:09:40 PM  
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2012-08-27 10:11:42 PM  
I hate samsquanches
 
2012-08-27 10:11:50 PM  
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Yes- I could this as being a bit problematic in terms of visibility.
 
2012-08-27 10:13:58 PM  
Squatch online!
 
2012-08-27 10:16:19 PM  
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The last thing she saw out her windshield as she looked up from her latest text about that new boy Cory...
 
2012-08-27 10:21:02 PM  

clowncar on fire: [www.70slivekidvid.com image 274x229]

The last thing she saw out her windshield as she looked up from her latest text about that new boy Cory...


Wrong label, onlinehole.

Try another omni.
 
2012-08-27 10:22:31 PM  
His last words were, "I'm not really Bigfoot."
 
2012-08-27 10:23:40 PM  
 
2012-08-27 10:23:46 PM  

jmadisonbiii: [www.documentingreality.com image 468x567]


To be fair, it's not the photographer's fault. It never is, with these amazing, but tragic beasts. For reasons still unknown to sasquatologists, all males (and most non-gravid females) suffer from pernicious blurrhea, and spend their entire lives out of focus.

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2012-08-27 10:23:47 PM  

Indubitably: clowncar on fire: [www.70slivekidvid.com image 274x229]

The last thing she saw out her windshield as she looked up from her latest text about that new boy Cory...

Wrong label, onlinehole.

Try another omni.


Huh?
 
2012-08-27 10:24:14 PM  
Egalitarian:

Greatest. Surfing. Yeti. Pic. Evar!
 
2012-08-27 10:24:55 PM  

clowncar on fire: Indubitably: clowncar on fire: [www.70slivekidvid.com image 274x229]

The last thing she saw out her windshield as she looked up from her latest text about that new boy Cory...

Wrong label, onlinehole.

Try another omni.

Huh?


Just grumble along the ground, silent in the bush...
 
2012-08-27 10:27:09 PM  

Indubitably: clowncar on fire: [www.70slivekidvid.com image 274x229]

The last thing she saw out her windshield as she looked up from her latest text about that new boy Cory...

Wrong label, onlinehole.

Try another omni.


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What another omni might look like
 
2012-08-27 10:27:53 PM  
Not too shabby,subby.
 
2012-08-27 10:29:43 PM  

redsquid: Which races do they hate? THIS IS IMPORTNT!

50 yard dash and the women's relay.


Funny.
 
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