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(BBC)   Taiwan minister says men should sit down to urinate -- a stance guaranteed to piss off somebody   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 19
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2012-08-27 09:48:43 PM
13 votes:
Naw. I've tried it. It just wasn't as comfortable as standing up, and mostly I just kept sliding off the urinal.
2012-08-28 04:20:28 PM
3 votes:

kidsizedcoffin: [img266.imageshack.us image 478x640]

Ok, how is this sitting down to pee supposed to work when I have an erection?

Hell, doing the superman method and leaning on the wall behind the toilet is the only way I've figured out that doesn't involve painful bending.


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2012-08-27 11:19:21 PM
3 votes:
Next he's gonna say we should sit down to take a shiat. wtf is up with this guy
2012-08-27 11:04:08 PM
3 votes:
Sorry for all the typos. At least my tourette syndrome didn't ki YOU PIGSUCKING WHORE
2012-08-28 04:37:11 AM
2 votes:
Squatting to pee is the exclusive province of women, toddlers, and decrepit men with serious medical problems justifying the act. An able man stands erect to micturate and presents the phallus in a forthright, yet unproud, fashion as though all the blessed dead were standing witness.

Who would crouch guiltily above the bowl, timid eyes darting every way like a bashful maiden? Only a creature utterly bereft of manful fibre -- a sodomite who submits to let his intimacies be the sport of deviants, or a hen-peck who has surrendered his autonomy to the one to stirs the pot, or the anemic coward who mews about pity and danger whenever our brave warriors are dispatched to foreign shores?

No, it must not be permitted my fellow farkers. The urinal row is the front rank of healthy American manhood. Let none of us cower in the stall of shame unless he intends to drop a deuce.
2012-08-28 04:26:11 AM
2 votes:
I prefer to stand in order to facilitate spraying urine all over the place to mark my territory and express my dominance.
2012-08-27 10:51:43 PM
2 votes:

gopher321: I know in my workplace there are a whole lot of guys with bad aim. Gross.


Men and their aim are like drivers criticizing other drivers. Everyone wants to say how bad everyone else is, without realizing how much they suck, too.

On the plus side, it's not always your fault. Sometimes you cough, sometimes you're just drunk. Sometimes it splits into two streams like a bad scene from a Ridley Scott film. And there really isn't much you can do about the puddle in front of the urinal unless you want to stand in said puddle to make sure every flicked drop makes it to porcelain.

It is what it is.

Not wall-sh*tters are another story. I used to work in a bar and if no one else was around, I had to clean the worst of the bathroom offenses. How to grown-ups manage to spray the wall three feet above the toilet. WTF is wrong with you people? I've been tosses into a jail in Tijuana while drunk off my ass and even I've never sprayed ass on a wall. WTF?
2012-08-27 09:57:28 PM
2 votes:
What is the proper stance for urinating in a Coke bottle?

/I'm so sorry
2012-08-28 02:40:11 PM
1 votes:
In my house, I sit down on the toilet to pee. To satisfy my primal male territorial marking needs, I pee on my wife.
2012-08-28 11:47:52 AM
1 votes:
convention.issa.com 

Get one, and you'll find out where you've gone wrong...

/still don't believe those little drops go everywhere?
2012-08-28 09:22:16 AM
1 votes:
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I think that about covers it
2012-08-28 06:51:49 AM
1 votes:

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If you're going to reference South Park, reference the right one.

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2012-08-28 03:53:42 AM
1 votes:
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2012-08-28 03:49:26 AM
1 votes:
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Say Vandelay!
2012-08-28 03:47:20 AM
1 votes:
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/Might piss off some people
//But, as wise Confucius say, "better to be pissed off than pissed on!" 
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2012-08-28 03:46:20 AM
1 votes:
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2012-08-28 03:44:59 AM
1 votes:
Hi, I'm Chad, your new roommate.
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Well, looky here, "Chad." For the entire period you in my room, I better not catch you standing up peeing. You sit down when you pee, you got that? Now get your fat ass on outta here.
2012-08-28 12:15:03 AM
1 votes:

GAT_00: miss diminutive: dickfreckle: Men and their aim are like drivers criticizing other drivers. Everyone wants to say how bad everyone else is, without realizing how much they suck, too.

On the plus side, it's not always your fault. Sometimes you cough, sometimes you're just drunk. Sometimes it splits into two streams like a bad scene from a Ridley Scott film. And there really isn't much you can do about the puddle in front of the urinal unless you want to stand in said puddle to make sure every flicked drop makes it to porcelain.

I dated a guy who claimed that going to the bathroom after having sex made his urine come out in random directions. After the deed he'd have to sit on the toilet or else it could end up on the wall or floor or wherever. I have no idea if this is a common thing or his penis was simply broken, but it always struck me as weird.

This happens to every guy, I think, if you don't piss soon after blowing a load.

I swear it turns into a damn sprinkler sometimes, you know that setting where it goes out equally in a fine spray in every direction but in the center? Yeah.


Or as I've always called it, "the rainbird"
2012-08-27 09:39:04 PM
1 votes:
You know, I thought I had causes but hitch your wagon to a star rev, hitch your got damn wagon to a star sit and pee and dare to dream.
 
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