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(BBC)   Taiwan minister says men should sit down to urinate -- a stance guaranteed to piss off somebody   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 11
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2012-08-28 06:51:49 AM
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farkingismybusiness: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x1264]


If you're going to reference South Park, reference the right one.

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2012-08-27 09:36:55 PM
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Yeah, I sit in a residential bathroom including my own house, but in a public stall no way man.
2012-08-27 09:35:55 PM
2 votes:
Nuttin' wrong with that. Hell, get me to a certain alcohol content and I prefer it that way.
2012-08-28 11:47:52 AM
1 votes:
convention.issa.com 

Get one, and you'll find out where you've gone wrong...

/still don't believe those little drops go everywhere?
2012-08-28 09:44:23 AM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: I dated a guy who claimed that going to the bathroom after having sex made his urine come out in random directions. After the deed he'd have to sit on the toilet or else it could end up on the wall or floor or wherever. I have no idea if this is a common thing or his penis was simply broken, but it always struck me as weird.


SnarfVader: It's common.


GAT_00: This happens to every guy, I think, if you don't piss soon after blowing a load.

I swear it turns into a damn sprinkler sometimes, you know that setting where it goes out equally in a fine spray in every direction but in the center? Yeah.


1000 Ways to Dye: Yup. Common.


LordOfThePings: fim.413chan.net


StoPPeRmobile: Yep.


Well ok then, Fark has spoken. Apparently sex clogs up the male plumbing in some way.

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2012-08-28 05:44:51 AM
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sonorangal: You'd be surprised at the poor aim that some women have and most don't know how to courtesy flush or not flush altogether.


I've been in a "ladies" facilities before. Women have no respect for each other, that was made obvious to me from the moment I opened the door.
2012-08-28 04:37:11 AM
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Squatting to pee is the exclusive province of women, toddlers, and decrepit men with serious medical problems justifying the act. An able man stands erect to micturate and presents the phallus in a forthright, yet unproud, fashion as though all the blessed dead were standing witness.

Who would crouch guiltily above the bowl, timid eyes darting every way like a bashful maiden? Only a creature utterly bereft of manful fibre -- a sodomite who submits to let his intimacies be the sport of deviants, or a hen-peck who has surrendered his autonomy to the one to stirs the pot, or the anemic coward who mews about pity and danger whenever our brave warriors are dispatched to foreign shores?

No, it must not be permitted my fellow farkers. The urinal row is the front rank of healthy American manhood. Let none of us cower in the stall of shame unless he intends to drop a deuce.
2012-08-28 04:06:01 AM
1 votes:
And the pussification of men across the globe continues.
2012-08-28 03:44:21 AM
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2012-08-27 11:36:14 PM
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miss diminutive: dickfreckle: Men and their aim are like drivers criticizing other drivers. Everyone wants to say how bad everyone else is, without realizing how much they suck, too.

On the plus side, it's not always your fault. Sometimes you cough, sometimes you're just drunk. Sometimes it splits into two streams like a bad scene from a Ridley Scott film. And there really isn't much you can do about the puddle in front of the urinal unless you want to stand in said puddle to make sure every flicked drop makes it to porcelain.

I dated a guy who claimed that going to the bathroom after having sex made his urine come out in random directions. After the deed he'd have to sit on the toilet or else it could end up on the wall or floor or wherever. I have no idea if this is a common thing or his penis was simply broken, but it always struck me as weird.


It's common.
2012-08-27 10:20:31 PM
1 votes:
No. Fark you, Taiwan minister. Succinct. To the point. Thank you.
 
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