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2012-08-27 09:35:55 PM
Nuttin' wrong with that. Hell, get me to a certain alcohol content and I prefer it that way.
 
2012-08-27 09:36:55 PM
Yeah, I sit in a residential bathroom including my own house, but in a public stall no way man.
 
2012-08-27 09:38:59 PM
Western toilets aggravate hemorrhoids and cause bladder control problems supposedly. Squat toilets are supposedly better for you. If anyone has been to Asia, people sure like to squat in general.
 
2012-08-27 09:39:04 PM
You know, I thought I had causes but hitch your wagon to a star rev, hitch your got damn wagon to a star sit and pee and dare to dream.
 
2012-08-27 09:48:43 PM
Naw. I've tried it. It just wasn't as comfortable as standing up, and mostly I just kept sliding off the urinal.
 
2012-08-27 09:57:06 PM
I know in my workplace there are a whole lot of guys with bad aim. Gross.
 
2012-08-27 09:57:28 PM
What is the proper stance for urinating in a Coke bottle?

/I'm so sorry
 
2012-08-27 10:14:12 PM

Makh: What is the proper stance for urinating in a Coke bottle?

/I'm so sorry


WIN
 
2012-08-27 10:16:10 PM
Is he a whiz-ard?
 
2012-08-27 10:20:31 PM
No. Fark you, Taiwan minister. Succinct. To the point. Thank you.
 
2012-08-27 10:35:58 PM
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approves.
 
2012-08-27 10:50:16 PM
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Approves.
 
2012-08-27 10:51:43 PM

gopher321: I know in my workplace there are a whole lot of guys with bad aim. Gross.


Men and their aim are like drivers criticizing other drivers. Everyone wants to say how bad everyone else is, without realizing how much they suck, too.

On the plus side, it's not always your fault. Sometimes you cough, sometimes you're just drunk. Sometimes it splits into two streams like a bad scene from a Ridley Scott film. And there really isn't much you can do about the puddle in front of the urinal unless you want to stand in said puddle to make sure every flicked drop makes it to porcelain.

It is what it is.

Not wall-sh*tters are another story. I used to work in a bar and if no one else was around, I had to clean the worst of the bathroom offenses. How to grown-ups manage to spray the wall three feet above the toilet. WTF is wrong with you people? I've been tosses into a jail in Tijuana while drunk off my ass and even I've never sprayed ass on a wall. WTF?
 
2012-08-27 11:04:08 PM
Sorry for all the typos. At least my tourette syndrome didn't ki YOU PIGSUCKING WHORE
 
2012-08-27 11:04:39 PM

dickfreckle: gopher321: I know in my workplace there are a whole lot of guys with bad aim. Gross.

Men and their aim are like drivers criticizing other drivers. Everyone wants to say how bad everyone else is, without realizing how much they suck, too.

On the plus side, it's not always your fault. Sometimes you cough, sometimes you're just drunk. Sometimes it splits into two streams like a bad scene from a Ridley Scott film. And there really isn't much you can do about the puddle in front of the urinal unless you want to stand in said puddle to make sure every flicked drop makes it to porcelain.

It is what it is.

Not wall-sh*tters are another story. I used to work in a bar and if no one else was around, I had to clean the worst of the bathroom offenses. How to grown-ups manage to spray the wall three feet above the toilet. WTF is wrong with you people? I've been tosses into a jail in Tijuana while drunk off my ass and even I've never sprayed ass on a wall. WTF?


I can empathize. Where I work we have a problem with people squatting on top of the toilet seats. I mean shoe prints on the seat and splatter everywhere. Somebody needs to give the ex-pats a lesson on using a toilet properly over here or install a squatting toilet. They think they are still in Tawain.
 
2012-08-27 11:19:21 PM
Next he's gonna say we should sit down to take a shiat. wtf is up with this guy
 
2012-08-27 11:30:51 PM

dickfreckle: Men and their aim are like drivers criticizing other drivers. Everyone wants to say how bad everyone else is, without realizing how much they suck, too.

On the plus side, it's not always your fault. Sometimes you cough, sometimes you're just drunk. Sometimes it splits into two streams like a bad scene from a Ridley Scott film. And there really isn't much you can do about the puddle in front of the urinal unless you want to stand in said puddle to make sure every flicked drop makes it to porcelain.


I dated a guy who claimed that going to the bathroom after having sex made his urine come out in random directions. After the deed he'd have to sit on the toilet or else it could end up on the wall or floor or wherever. I have no idea if this is a common thing or his penis was simply broken, but it always struck me as weird.
 
2012-08-27 11:36:14 PM

miss diminutive: dickfreckle: Men and their aim are like drivers criticizing other drivers. Everyone wants to say how bad everyone else is, without realizing how much they suck, too.

On the plus side, it's not always your fault. Sometimes you cough, sometimes you're just drunk. Sometimes it splits into two streams like a bad scene from a Ridley Scott film. And there really isn't much you can do about the puddle in front of the urinal unless you want to stand in said puddle to make sure every flicked drop makes it to porcelain.

I dated a guy who claimed that going to the bathroom after having sex made his urine come out in random directions. After the deed he'd have to sit on the toilet or else it could end up on the wall or floor or wherever. I have no idea if this is a common thing or his penis was simply broken, but it always struck me as weird.


It's common.
 
2012-08-27 11:38:26 PM
If I don't pee sitting down, my maid beats me off. So it's not my fault that I get fluids everywhere.
 
2012-08-28 12:11:31 AM

miss diminutive: dickfreckle: Men and their aim are like drivers criticizing other drivers. Everyone wants to say how bad everyone else is, without realizing how much they suck, too.

On the plus side, it's not always your fault. Sometimes you cough, sometimes you're just drunk. Sometimes it splits into two streams like a bad scene from a Ridley Scott film. And there really isn't much you can do about the puddle in front of the urinal unless you want to stand in said puddle to make sure every flicked drop makes it to porcelain.

I dated a guy who claimed that going to the bathroom after having sex made his urine come out in random directions. After the deed he'd have to sit on the toilet or else it could end up on the wall or floor or wherever. I have no idea if this is a common thing or his penis was simply broken, but it always struck me as weird.


This happens to every guy, I think, if you don't piss soon after blowing a load.

I swear it turns into a damn sprinkler sometimes, you know that setting where it goes out equally in a fine spray in every direction but in the center? Yeah.
 
2012-08-28 12:15:03 AM

GAT_00: miss diminutive: dickfreckle: Men and their aim are like drivers criticizing other drivers. Everyone wants to say how bad everyone else is, without realizing how much they suck, too.

On the plus side, it's not always your fault. Sometimes you cough, sometimes you're just drunk. Sometimes it splits into two streams like a bad scene from a Ridley Scott film. And there really isn't much you can do about the puddle in front of the urinal unless you want to stand in said puddle to make sure every flicked drop makes it to porcelain.

I dated a guy who claimed that going to the bathroom after having sex made his urine come out in random directions. After the deed he'd have to sit on the toilet or else it could end up on the wall or floor or wherever. I have no idea if this is a common thing or his penis was simply broken, but it always struck me as weird.

This happens to every guy, I think, if you don't piss soon after blowing a load.

I swear it turns into a damn sprinkler sometimes, you know that setting where it goes out equally in a fine spray in every direction but in the center? Yeah.


Or as I've always called it, "the rainbird"
 
2012-08-28 03:41:28 AM
Urine is sterile. Thought most people knew this.

Also, aim is only a problem if you're firing a pistol, and not a rifle.
 
2012-08-28 03:44:19 AM
Only if I'm hungover and I'm not sure what's going to come out first.
 
2012-08-28 03:44:21 AM
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2012-08-28 03:44:59 AM
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Well, looky here, "Chad." For the entire period you in my room, I better not catch you standing up peeing. You sit down when you pee, you got that? Now get your fat ass on outta here.
 
2012-08-28 03:45:34 AM

SnarfVader: miss diminutive: dickfreckle: Men and their aim are like drivers criticizing other drivers. Everyone wants to say how bad everyone else is, without realizing how much they suck, too.

On the plus side, it's not always your fault. Sometimes you cough, sometimes you're just drunk. Sometimes it splits into two streams like a bad scene from a Ridley Scott film. And there really isn't much you can do about the puddle in front of the urinal unless you want to stand in said puddle to make sure every flicked drop makes it to porcelain.

I dated a guy who claimed that going to the bathroom after having sex made his urine come out in random directions. After the deed he'd have to sit on the toilet or else it could end up on the wall or floor or wherever. I have no idea if this is a common thing or his penis was simply broken, but it always struck me as weird.

It's common.


Yup. Common.
 
2012-08-28 03:46:20 AM
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2012-08-28 03:47:20 AM
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/Might piss off some people
//But, as wise Confucius say, "better to be pissed off than pissed on!" 
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2012-08-28 03:47:32 AM
Upgrade your sewer system and teach people not to throw their shiat-stained toilet paper in the garbage can first, Taiwanese minister.

Taiwan is farking filthy.
 
2012-08-28 03:47:41 AM
I can't finish peeing until after I stand up.

STFU and get back to being Taiwanese.
 
2012-08-28 03:48:28 AM

1000 Ways to Dye: SnarfVader: It's common.

Yup. Common.


fim.413chan.net
 
2012-08-28 03:48:29 AM

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I'm just taking a wizz, mind your own bizz!
 
2012-08-28 03:49:26 AM
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Say Vandelay!
 
2012-08-28 03:51:55 AM
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Why did I pee like I just had sex?
 
2012-08-28 03:53:13 AM
I had a friend who had a PA. He said he sat down when peeing because it would spray out both holes.
 
2012-08-28 03:53:42 AM
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2012-08-28 03:56:48 AM

miss diminutive: dickfreckle: Men and their aim are like drivers criticizing other drivers. Everyone wants to say how bad everyone else is, without realizing how much they suck, too.

On the plus side, it's not always your fault. Sometimes you cough, sometimes you're just drunk. Sometimes it splits into two streams like a bad scene from a Ridley Scott film. And there really isn't much you can do about the puddle in front of the urinal unless you want to stand in said puddle to make sure every flicked drop makes it to porcelain.

I dated a guy who claimed that going to the bathroom after having sex made his urine come out in random directions. After the deed he'd have to sit on the toilet or else it could end up on the wall or floor or wherever. I have no idea if this is a common thing or his penis was simply broken, but it always struck me as weird.


Yep.
 
2012-08-28 04:05:35 AM
Anyone else have their dick rub up against the front of the circular toilet bowls? It's horrible. It's either that or shiat on the back of the seat.

/teardrop for life
 
2012-08-28 04:06:01 AM
And the pussification of men across the globe continues.
 
2012-08-28 04:06:55 AM

lewismarktwo: Anyone else have their dick rub up against the front of the circular toilet bowls? It's horrible. It's either that or shiat on the back of the seat.

/teardrop for life


Don't you just flip your dick over your shoulder until you're done?
 
2012-08-28 04:08:06 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: lewismarktwo: Anyone else have their dick rub up against the front of the circular toilet bowls? It's horrible. It's either that or shiat on the back of the seat.

/teardrop for life

Don't you just flip your dick over your shoulder until you're done?


My penis is average size, it's my balls and taint that tip the scales. My taint is a foot long. No joke.
 
2012-08-28 04:26:11 AM
I prefer to stand in order to facilitate spraying urine all over the place to mark my territory and express my dominance.
 
2012-08-28 04:28:11 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: Western toilets aggravate hemorrhoids and cause bladder control problems supposedly. Squat toilets are supposedly better for you. If anyone has been to Asia, people sure like to squat in general.


I used to play a lot of golf in Asia. Always found spike marks on the crapper seats.
 
2012-08-28 04:32:41 AM
About half the public toilets here are squatters anyway. And I am not sitting down in one of those.
 
2012-08-28 04:35:37 AM

lewismarktwo: Anyone else have their dick rub up against the front of the circular toilet bowls? It's horrible. It's either that or shiat on the back of the seat.

/teardrop for life


No but the water is cold, and deep.
 
2012-08-28 04:35:39 AM
Using men's bathrooms in Asia for any amount of time you will find that:
* given a choice, Asian men will use a urinal less than 50% of the time if there is a western style toilet available (this taken from personal data gathered while living in Asia; they must like the tinkling little music of splashing water?)
* given the chance, Asian men will piss all over the seat of the western style toilet, without regard to future users of said bowl, or users of any adjacent stall who are using the toilet properly
* given a chance, the cleaners for those bathrooms will avoid cleaning the now-wet seat until the morning (not that I blame them) since the bladder-impaired will just piss all over it again within 30 minutes.

This is what you get in a society where there is someone hired specifically to clean up your messes from the time you're big enough to even make a mess (Singapore? Hong Kong? I'm giving you the side-eye as well with this one).
 
2012-08-28 04:36:37 AM
I clean the bathroom so I call the rules of the bathroom. End of story, so fark you minister and any stray girl who objects to the toilet seat being left up.
 
2012-08-28 04:37:11 AM
Squatting to pee is the exclusive province of women, toddlers, and decrepit men with serious medical problems justifying the act. An able man stands erect to micturate and presents the phallus in a forthright, yet unproud, fashion as though all the blessed dead were standing witness.

Who would crouch guiltily above the bowl, timid eyes darting every way like a bashful maiden? Only a creature utterly bereft of manful fibre -- a sodomite who submits to let his intimacies be the sport of deviants, or a hen-peck who has surrendered his autonomy to the one to stirs the pot, or the anemic coward who mews about pity and danger whenever our brave warriors are dispatched to foreign shores?

No, it must not be permitted my fellow farkers. The urinal row is the front rank of healthy American manhood. Let none of us cower in the stall of shame unless he intends to drop a deuce.
 
2012-08-28 04:40:28 AM
On cold winter mornings, the heated toilet seat calls out for you to sit down and catch another minute of shut eye before you face the day.

With the hard, cold seats in America, is it any wonder Americans would rather pee standing up?
 
2012-08-28 04:43:00 AM
Someone at my old office used to pee all over the bathroom door handle.

Farking disgusting.
 
2012-08-28 04:49:43 AM

libranoelrose: Someone at my old office used to pee all over the bathroom door handle.


A woman? Disgusting it may have been, but you have to admit it was something of an achievement.
 
2012-08-28 04:56:26 AM
I care about whether you stand or sit to urinate slightly less than I care who you're sleeping with.

It's you're own spare time, man, so long as you're not pissing on my trouser leg or sommat do whatever you want.
 
2012-08-28 04:57:49 AM

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You laugh, but in elementary school I walked in on a kid doing that exactly...but then again, with a name like "BJ" you gotta expect some weirdness...

Also, how come no one has posted Linkthis yet? Shame, Fark, shame...
 
2012-08-28 04:58:47 AM
Whoopsie...guess I should've used the preview button...oh well.
 
2012-08-28 05:01:20 AM

libranoelrose: Someone at my old office used to pee all over the bathroom door handle.

Farking disgusting.


They prolly rim your coffee cup on a daily basis too.
 
2012-08-28 05:08:35 AM

ShannonKW: libranoelrose: Someone at my old office used to pee all over the bathroom door handle.

A woman? Disgusting it may have been, but you have to admit it was something of an achievement.


You'd be surprised at the poor aim that some women have and most don't know how to courtesy flush or not flush altogether.
 
2012-08-28 05:10:52 AM
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2012-08-28 05:32:34 AM
Ahh yes, Taiwan: the new Switzerland.
 
2012-08-28 05:43:10 AM

powhound: libranoelrose: Someone at my old office used to pee all over the bathroom door handle.

Farking disgusting.

They prolly rim your coffee cup on a daily basis too.


Anyone stupid enough to leave their consumables available for urination deserve the piss they drink.

Not that I condone that type of behavior.
 
2012-08-28 05:44:51 AM

sonorangal: You'd be surprised at the poor aim that some women have and most don't know how to courtesy flush or not flush altogether.


I've been in a "ladies" facilities before. Women have no respect for each other, that was made obvious to me from the moment I opened the door.
 
2012-08-28 05:45:46 AM

Hal5423: Ahh yes, Taiwan: the new Switzerland.


WTF does that even mean?
 
2012-08-28 05:53:19 AM
Kinda related, I used to work at a Borders, late 90's before the whole company went to shiat. For a good couple months we had a guy who would take a dump on the floor and make sculptures. He progressed to smearing it all over the floor and walls and fixtures. We called him the Phantom Shiatter. It was pretty amusing. He eventually got caught. It was hilarious. Late 50's white guy, expensive suit, waspy. Drove a nice Mercedes. Even better when his wife and associates found out.

/csb
 
2012-08-28 06:00:01 AM
Larry Craig is heading the Toilet Police to enforce this requirement. Men, do not be surprised to see a head looking under the stall door to observe compliance.
 
2012-08-28 06:01:23 AM

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no u don't tim. stop being funnie. btw it's not funnie. go to hell loser
 
2012-08-28 06:03:06 AM
u mean i can SIT DOWN while i take a crap and piss at the same time rather than standing up, pissing, then sitting down, pooping. and if the slightest bit of urine comes out stand up again (and hope the poop doesn't fall down to the floor while your standing)
 
2012-08-28 06:03:09 AM
the university I went to tried putting up some infographics similar to the one I posted, because people kept standing on the toilet seats and breaking them. it was a bit of a no-win for the uni because quite a few people made the comment that if someone couldn't figure out how to use a toilet, tertiary education was probably not for them
 
2012-08-28 06:20:53 AM
I hate having to hold my dick up out of the water.
 
2012-08-28 06:51:49 AM

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If you're going to reference South Park, reference the right one.

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2012-08-28 07:03:22 AM
68 posts before someone made the correct South Park reference? Really, Fark? I am disappoint.
 
2012-08-28 07:04:07 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: Western toilets aggravate hemorrhoids and cause bladder control problems supposedly. Squat toilets are supposedly better for you. If anyone has been to Asia, people sure like to squat in general.


There's splashback for those. And I don't mean splashback for #1. Since there's no water at the bottom of a squat toilet unless it flushes, anything that comes out with enough force can bounce. I've seen tragic cases of this, tragic enough to make me hurl. I can't imagine how someone didn't get shiat all over their trousers.

/And I can't imagine it because I block it out of my mind. Squat toilets are evil. Evil.
 
2012-08-28 07:12:00 AM

Barfmaker: Yeah, I sit in a residential bathroom including my own house, but in a public stall no way man.


Yep.

/Learned to sit down when I got my own place and had to clean the bathroom by myself.
//With hindsight, doesn't know why they ever teach boys to stand up...
 
2012-08-28 07:14:14 AM
No one should sit in public bathrooms. Not men, not women.

Everyone should sit in private bathrooms. If male members of a household had to clean the areas around toilets, they would be a hell of a lot more careful about not peeing on the toilet, or the floor. They would sit...
 
2012-08-28 07:17:49 AM
The toilet in the article isn't a sit down toilet it's a squatter and those wooden things on the rim are footrests. The more common Asian squatter looks like a porcelain trench in the floor and has a pipe with a handle or a pedal for flushing and porcelain footrests on either side.

If an Asian tried sitting his bony ass down on that thing it would turn into a bidet.
 
2012-08-28 07:18:30 AM

lewismarktwo: Anyone else have their dick rub up against the front of the circular toilet bowls? It's horrible. It's either that or shiat on the back of the seat.


The coldness of the porcelain doesn't bother me as much as when it dips in the water and there's no paper to dry it off...
 
2012-08-28 08:45:27 AM
devlin carnate

Using men's bathrooms in Asia for any amount of time you will find that:
* given a choice, Asian men will use a urinal less than 50% of the time if there is a western style toilet available (this taken from personal data gathered while living in Asia; they must like the tinkling little music of splashing water?)
* given the chance, Asian men will piss all over the seat of the western style toilet, without regard to future users of said bowl, or users of any adjacent stall who are using the toilet properly
* given a chance, the cleaners for those bathrooms will avoid cleaning the now-wet seat until the morning (not that I blame them) since the bladder-impaired will just piss all over it again within 30 minutes.

This is what you get in a society where there is someone hired specifically to clean up your messes from the time you're big enough to even make a mess (Singapore? Hong Kong? I'm giving you the side-eye as well with this one).


Yep. Been to Korea, all over China, and Taiwan, and boy do they like pissin all over toilets. Also, there is rarely ever any T.P. which just makes it worse. Farkin Animals man. Also, screw you, im not using your squat toilet, I'm a civilized American, I need porcelain to spread the cheeks.

/Not so civilized American.
//Or human for that matter.
 
2012-08-28 09:08:32 AM

dickfreckle: Not wall-sh*tters are another story. I used to work in a bar and if no one else was around, I had to clean the worst of the bathroom offenses. How to grown-ups manage to spray the wall three feet above the toilet. WTF is wrong with you people? I've been tosses into a jail in Tijuana while drunk off my ass and even I've never sprayed ass on a wall. WTF


The amount of wall-shiat that I had to deal with while working at Food Lion was simply amazing. Who goes to a grociery store to wall-shiat? Seriously? A couple of times I wandered into the bathroom to find a turd on a wall. A turd. Just stuck to the wall like it belonged there. Other times I would find what looked like someone stood at the door to the stall, bent over, and fired a shiat-cannon that coated the floor, the entire toilet to include the top of the tank and underside of the bowl (!?) both side walls and the back wall to a height of 3 feet. Sort of like someone had a shait-claymore go off. Why can't you at least hover over the bowl so most of the splatter-shiat goes IN the toilet? What sort of person feels the need to make a Jackson Pollock out of their own feces?. I've encountered this in both the men's and women's bathrooms. What is wrong with you people??
 
2012-08-28 09:16:21 AM

zzrhardy: I clean the bathroom so I call the rules of the bathroom. End of story, so fark you minister and any stray girl who objects to the toilet seat being left up.


I always told the wife, 'If you don't want piss on the seat, don't leave it down"
Fark women who insist the seat always be left down. You've got gravity on your site, biatches. If you want the seat down, just give it a little push, and it takes care of itself.

"I fell in the toilet because you left the seat up! waaaah!"
First of all, that is farking funny, so yes, I will be laughing. Second, look before you sit down. I've never fallen in the bowl because I look every time.
 
2012-08-28 09:22:16 AM
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I think that about covers it
 
2012-08-28 09:29:12 AM
A few years back I started to sit down to pee. It was born of times where I didn't know if there would be more than just pee (e.g. false #2 alarms) and it hit me "Hey. This is just more comfortable."

I stand if I am out in a public rest room. But in the comfort of my own home, on my own damned toilet, I sit down, relax and let it flow easy.
 
2012-08-28 09:44:23 AM

miss diminutive: I dated a guy who claimed that going to the bathroom after having sex made his urine come out in random directions. After the deed he'd have to sit on the toilet or else it could end up on the wall or floor or wherever. I have no idea if this is a common thing or his penis was simply broken, but it always struck me as weird.


SnarfVader: It's common.


GAT_00: This happens to every guy, I think, if you don't piss soon after blowing a load.

I swear it turns into a damn sprinkler sometimes, you know that setting where it goes out equally in a fine spray in every direction but in the center? Yeah.


1000 Ways to Dye: Yup. Common.


LordOfThePings: fim.413chan.net


StoPPeRmobile: Yep.


Well ok then, Fark has spoken. Apparently sex clogs up the male plumbing in some way.

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2012-08-28 10:02:37 AM

miss diminutive: Apparently sex clogs up the male plumbing in some way.


Well, two ways.
One, dried semen crusties re-direct the normal urine flow anywhere from "Extreme left" to "Fine mist"
Two, friction causes swelling on the tip, changing the shape of the dick-mouth thereby causing urine stream to change anywhere from "30 degrees backwards" to "window-counter split coverage"

Isn't learning fun?
 
2012-08-28 10:08:47 AM
What gets me about this is the man's rationale for it. He says that public men's rooms will be as clean as women's. Clearly he has never been in a public women's room. They are some of the most vile, disgusting places on the planet. And I have been to Calcutta.
 
2012-08-28 10:13:24 AM

MythDragon: miss diminutive: Apparently sex clogs up the male plumbing in some way.

Well, two ways.
One, dried semen crusties re-direct the normal urine flow anywhere from "Extreme left" to "Fine mist"
Two, friction causes swelling on the tip, changing the shape of the dick-mouth thereby causing urine stream to change anywhere from "30 degrees backwards" to "window-counter split coverage"

Isn't learning fun?


I think I preferred believing that the magical penis gnomes did it.
 
2012-08-28 11:24:24 AM
Everytime I take a piss with shorts on, I am forced to contemplate that sitting down is probably the best way to do it, as I feel my bare legs get pelted with droplets of piss and toilet water.
 
2012-08-28 11:41:23 AM
in the mornings i sit to pee. i can also brush my teeth at the same time, which is harder when standing.
 
2012-08-28 11:47:52 AM
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Get one, and you'll find out where you've gone wrong...

/still don't believe those little drops go everywhere?
 
2012-08-28 11:55:27 AM

gopher321: I know in my workplace there are a whole lot of guys with bad aim. Gross.


It's not bad aim, it's marking one's turf...
 
2012-08-28 12:38:48 PM

libranoelrose: sonorangal: You'd be surprised at the poor aim that some women have and most don't know how to courtesy flush or not flush altogether.

I've been in a "ladies" facilities before. Women have no respect for each other, that was made obvious to me from the moment I opened the door.


Unfortunately, some women extend that lack of respect far beyond the restroom.

nanim:  

convention.issa.com

Get one, and you'll find out where you've gone wrong...
/still don't believe those little drops go everywhere?


Those lights should come with a warning and a case of Scrubby Bubbles.
...don't use it when you have to get up early the next morning, especially if you think you have a clean house.

As for the sitting thing, I believe every man has the right to stand up to pee -- it promotes mutual respect and peace. When we moved into a new house I had a urinal installed in our master bath for my husband's birthday. (My stock skyrocketed.)
 
2012-08-28 12:45:58 PM
At home of course, because it's my home. Not so much a public stall.
 
2012-08-28 01:32:55 PM
That guy sounds married.

Who cares if there's a little piss on the toilet seat? Women leave a restrooms in far worse shape then any man does.

Ever ask a janitor which restroom is worse to clean? It's always the women's. Women are disgusting and should take care of their own problems before complaining about other people's problems
 
2012-08-28 01:40:06 PM
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2012-08-28 02:40:11 PM
In my house, I sit down on the toilet to pee. To satisfy my primal male territorial marking needs, I pee on my wife.
 
2012-08-28 03:50:08 PM
Did you know that if you have a sink in your bathroom, your house automatically has a urinal?
 
2012-08-28 04:03:19 PM
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Ok, how is this sitting down to pee supposed to work when I have an erection?

Hell, doing the superman method and leaning on the wall behind the toilet is the only way I've figured out that doesn't involve painful bending.
 
2012-08-28 04:16:04 PM

kidsizedcoffin: [img266.imageshack.us image 478x640]

Ok, how is this sitting down to pee supposed to work when I have an erection?

Hell, doing the superman method and leaning on the wall behind the toilet is the only way I've figured out that doesn't involve painful bending.


That's what the shower is for.
 
2012-08-28 04:20:28 PM

kidsizedcoffin: [img266.imageshack.us image 478x640]

Ok, how is this sitting down to pee supposed to work when I have an erection?

Hell, doing the superman method and leaning on the wall behind the toilet is the only way I've figured out that doesn't involve painful bending.


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2012-08-28 04:46:10 PM

MythDragon: kidsizedcoffin: [img266.imageshack.us image 478x640]

Ok, how is this sitting down to pee supposed to work when I have an erection?

Hell, doing the superman method and leaning on the wall behind the toilet is the only way I've figured out that doesn't involve painful bending.

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That this image exists disturbs me.
 
2012-08-28 07:54:42 PM
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Loves this thread.
 
2012-08-29 04:55:34 AM

MythDragon: kidsizedcoffin: [img266.imageshack.us image 478x640]

Ok, how is this sitting down to pee supposed to work when I have an erection?

Hell, doing the superman method and leaning on the wall behind the toilet is the only way I've figured out that doesn't involve painful bending.

[d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 500x265]


I stand next to toilet and then piss in the tub. I was trying to find a hilarious drawing, but found this instead.
chzallnighter.files.wordpress.com
 
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