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(BBC)   Taiwan minister says men should sit down to urinate -- a stance guaranteed to piss off somebody   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 99
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2012-08-27 09:35:55 PM
Nuttin' wrong with that. Hell, get me to a certain alcohol content and I prefer it that way.
 
2012-08-27 09:36:55 PM
Yeah, I sit in a residential bathroom including my own house, but in a public stall no way man.
 
2012-08-27 09:38:59 PM
Western toilets aggravate hemorrhoids and cause bladder control problems supposedly. Squat toilets are supposedly better for you. If anyone has been to Asia, people sure like to squat in general.
 
2012-08-27 09:39:04 PM
You know, I thought I had causes but hitch your wagon to a star rev, hitch your got damn wagon to a star sit and pee and dare to dream.
 
2012-08-27 09:48:43 PM
Naw. I've tried it. It just wasn't as comfortable as standing up, and mostly I just kept sliding off the urinal.
 
2012-08-27 09:57:06 PM
I know in my workplace there are a whole lot of guys with bad aim. Gross.
 
2012-08-27 09:57:28 PM
What is the proper stance for urinating in a Coke bottle?

/I'm so sorry
 
2012-08-27 10:14:12 PM

Makh: What is the proper stance for urinating in a Coke bottle?

/I'm so sorry


WIN
 
2012-08-27 10:16:10 PM
Is he a whiz-ard?
 
2012-08-27 10:20:31 PM
No. Fark you, Taiwan minister. Succinct. To the point. Thank you.
 
2012-08-27 10:35:58 PM
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approves.
 
2012-08-27 10:50:16 PM
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Approves.
 
2012-08-27 10:51:43 PM

gopher321: I know in my workplace there are a whole lot of guys with bad aim. Gross.


Men and their aim are like drivers criticizing other drivers. Everyone wants to say how bad everyone else is, without realizing how much they suck, too.

On the plus side, it's not always your fault. Sometimes you cough, sometimes you're just drunk. Sometimes it splits into two streams like a bad scene from a Ridley Scott film. And there really isn't much you can do about the puddle in front of the urinal unless you want to stand in said puddle to make sure every flicked drop makes it to porcelain.

It is what it is.

Not wall-sh*tters are another story. I used to work in a bar and if no one else was around, I had to clean the worst of the bathroom offenses. How to grown-ups manage to spray the wall three feet above the toilet. WTF is wrong with you people? I've been tosses into a jail in Tijuana while drunk off my ass and even I've never sprayed ass on a wall. WTF?
 
2012-08-27 11:04:08 PM
Sorry for all the typos. At least my tourette syndrome didn't ki YOU PIGSUCKING WHORE
 
2012-08-27 11:04:39 PM

dickfreckle: gopher321: I know in my workplace there are a whole lot of guys with bad aim. Gross.

Men and their aim are like drivers criticizing other drivers. Everyone wants to say how bad everyone else is, without realizing how much they suck, too.

On the plus side, it's not always your fault. Sometimes you cough, sometimes you're just drunk. Sometimes it splits into two streams like a bad scene from a Ridley Scott film. And there really isn't much you can do about the puddle in front of the urinal unless you want to stand in said puddle to make sure every flicked drop makes it to porcelain.

It is what it is.

Not wall-sh*tters are another story. I used to work in a bar and if no one else was around, I had to clean the worst of the bathroom offenses. How to grown-ups manage to spray the wall three feet above the toilet. WTF is wrong with you people? I've been tosses into a jail in Tijuana while drunk off my ass and even I've never sprayed ass on a wall. WTF?


I can empathize. Where I work we have a problem with people squatting on top of the toilet seats. I mean shoe prints on the seat and splatter everywhere. Somebody needs to give the ex-pats a lesson on using a toilet properly over here or install a squatting toilet. They think they are still in Tawain.
 
2012-08-27 11:19:21 PM
Next he's gonna say we should sit down to take a shiat. wtf is up with this guy
 
2012-08-27 11:30:51 PM

dickfreckle: Men and their aim are like drivers criticizing other drivers. Everyone wants to say how bad everyone else is, without realizing how much they suck, too.

On the plus side, it's not always your fault. Sometimes you cough, sometimes you're just drunk. Sometimes it splits into two streams like a bad scene from a Ridley Scott film. And there really isn't much you can do about the puddle in front of the urinal unless you want to stand in said puddle to make sure every flicked drop makes it to porcelain.


I dated a guy who claimed that going to the bathroom after having sex made his urine come out in random directions. After the deed he'd have to sit on the toilet or else it could end up on the wall or floor or wherever. I have no idea if this is a common thing or his penis was simply broken, but it always struck me as weird.
 
2012-08-27 11:36:14 PM

miss diminutive: dickfreckle: Men and their aim are like drivers criticizing other drivers. Everyone wants to say how bad everyone else is, without realizing how much they suck, too.

On the plus side, it's not always your fault. Sometimes you cough, sometimes you're just drunk. Sometimes it splits into two streams like a bad scene from a Ridley Scott film. And there really isn't much you can do about the puddle in front of the urinal unless you want to stand in said puddle to make sure every flicked drop makes it to porcelain.

I dated a guy who claimed that going to the bathroom after having sex made his urine come out in random directions. After the deed he'd have to sit on the toilet or else it could end up on the wall or floor or wherever. I have no idea if this is a common thing or his penis was simply broken, but it always struck me as weird.


It's common.
 
2012-08-27 11:38:26 PM
If I don't pee sitting down, my maid beats me off. So it's not my fault that I get fluids everywhere.
 
2012-08-28 12:11:31 AM

miss diminutive: dickfreckle: Men and their aim are like drivers criticizing other drivers. Everyone wants to say how bad everyone else is, without realizing how much they suck, too.

On the plus side, it's not always your fault. Sometimes you cough, sometimes you're just drunk. Sometimes it splits into two streams like a bad scene from a Ridley Scott film. And there really isn't much you can do about the puddle in front of the urinal unless you want to stand in said puddle to make sure every flicked drop makes it to porcelain.

I dated a guy who claimed that going to the bathroom after having sex made his urine come out in random directions. After the deed he'd have to sit on the toilet or else it could end up on the wall or floor or wherever. I have no idea if this is a common thing or his penis was simply broken, but it always struck me as weird.


This happens to every guy, I think, if you don't piss soon after blowing a load.

I swear it turns into a damn sprinkler sometimes, you know that setting where it goes out equally in a fine spray in every direction but in the center? Yeah.
 
2012-08-28 12:15:03 AM

GAT_00: miss diminutive: dickfreckle: Men and their aim are like drivers criticizing other drivers. Everyone wants to say how bad everyone else is, without realizing how much they suck, too.

On the plus side, it's not always your fault. Sometimes you cough, sometimes you're just drunk. Sometimes it splits into two streams like a bad scene from a Ridley Scott film. And there really isn't much you can do about the puddle in front of the urinal unless you want to stand in said puddle to make sure every flicked drop makes it to porcelain.

I dated a guy who claimed that going to the bathroom after having sex made his urine come out in random directions. After the deed he'd have to sit on the toilet or else it could end up on the wall or floor or wherever. I have no idea if this is a common thing or his penis was simply broken, but it always struck me as weird.

This happens to every guy, I think, if you don't piss soon after blowing a load.

I swear it turns into a damn sprinkler sometimes, you know that setting where it goes out equally in a fine spray in every direction but in the center? Yeah.


Or as I've always called it, "the rainbird"
 
2012-08-28 03:41:28 AM
Urine is sterile. Thought most people knew this.

Also, aim is only a problem if you're firing a pistol, and not a rifle.
 
2012-08-28 03:44:19 AM
Only if I'm hungover and I'm not sure what's going to come out first.
 
2012-08-28 03:44:21 AM
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2012-08-28 03:44:59 AM
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Well, looky here, "Chad." For the entire period you in my room, I better not catch you standing up peeing. You sit down when you pee, you got that? Now get your fat ass on outta here.
 
2012-08-28 03:45:34 AM

SnarfVader: miss diminutive: dickfreckle: Men and their aim are like drivers criticizing other drivers. Everyone wants to say how bad everyone else is, without realizing how much they suck, too.

On the plus side, it's not always your fault. Sometimes you cough, sometimes you're just drunk. Sometimes it splits into two streams like a bad scene from a Ridley Scott film. And there really isn't much you can do about the puddle in front of the urinal unless you want to stand in said puddle to make sure every flicked drop makes it to porcelain.

I dated a guy who claimed that going to the bathroom after having sex made his urine come out in random directions. After the deed he'd have to sit on the toilet or else it could end up on the wall or floor or wherever. I have no idea if this is a common thing or his penis was simply broken, but it always struck me as weird.

It's common.


Yup. Common.
 
2012-08-28 03:46:20 AM
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2012-08-28 03:47:20 AM
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/Might piss off some people
//But, as wise Confucius say, "better to be pissed off than pissed on!" 
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2012-08-28 03:47:32 AM
Upgrade your sewer system and teach people not to throw their shiat-stained toilet paper in the garbage can first, Taiwanese minister.

Taiwan is farking filthy.
 
2012-08-28 03:47:41 AM
I can't finish peeing until after I stand up.

STFU and get back to being Taiwanese.
 
2012-08-28 03:48:28 AM

1000 Ways to Dye: SnarfVader: It's common.

Yup. Common.


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2012-08-28 03:48:29 AM

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I'm just taking a wizz, mind your own bizz!
 
2012-08-28 03:49:26 AM
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Say Vandelay!
 
2012-08-28 03:51:55 AM
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Why did I pee like I just had sex?
 
2012-08-28 03:53:13 AM
I had a friend who had a PA. He said he sat down when peeing because it would spray out both holes.
 
2012-08-28 03:53:42 AM
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2012-08-28 03:56:48 AM

miss diminutive: dickfreckle: Men and their aim are like drivers criticizing other drivers. Everyone wants to say how bad everyone else is, without realizing how much they suck, too.

On the plus side, it's not always your fault. Sometimes you cough, sometimes you're just drunk. Sometimes it splits into two streams like a bad scene from a Ridley Scott film. And there really isn't much you can do about the puddle in front of the urinal unless you want to stand in said puddle to make sure every flicked drop makes it to porcelain.

I dated a guy who claimed that going to the bathroom after having sex made his urine come out in random directions. After the deed he'd have to sit on the toilet or else it could end up on the wall or floor or wherever. I have no idea if this is a common thing or his penis was simply broken, but it always struck me as weird.


Yep.
 
2012-08-28 04:05:35 AM
Anyone else have their dick rub up against the front of the circular toilet bowls? It's horrible. It's either that or shiat on the back of the seat.

/teardrop for life
 
2012-08-28 04:06:01 AM
And the pussification of men across the globe continues.
 
2012-08-28 04:06:55 AM

lewismarktwo: Anyone else have their dick rub up against the front of the circular toilet bowls? It's horrible. It's either that or shiat on the back of the seat.

/teardrop for life


Don't you just flip your dick over your shoulder until you're done?
 
2012-08-28 04:08:06 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: lewismarktwo: Anyone else have their dick rub up against the front of the circular toilet bowls? It's horrible. It's either that or shiat on the back of the seat.

/teardrop for life

Don't you just flip your dick over your shoulder until you're done?


My penis is average size, it's my balls and taint that tip the scales. My taint is a foot long. No joke.
 
2012-08-28 04:26:11 AM
I prefer to stand in order to facilitate spraying urine all over the place to mark my territory and express my dominance.
 
2012-08-28 04:28:11 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: Western toilets aggravate hemorrhoids and cause bladder control problems supposedly. Squat toilets are supposedly better for you. If anyone has been to Asia, people sure like to squat in general.


I used to play a lot of golf in Asia. Always found spike marks on the crapper seats.
 
2012-08-28 04:32:41 AM
About half the public toilets here are squatters anyway. And I am not sitting down in one of those.
 
2012-08-28 04:35:37 AM

lewismarktwo: Anyone else have their dick rub up against the front of the circular toilet bowls? It's horrible. It's either that or shiat on the back of the seat.

/teardrop for life


No but the water is cold, and deep.
 
2012-08-28 04:35:39 AM
Using men's bathrooms in Asia for any amount of time you will find that:
* given a choice, Asian men will use a urinal less than 50% of the time if there is a western style toilet available (this taken from personal data gathered while living in Asia; they must like the tinkling little music of splashing water?)
* given the chance, Asian men will piss all over the seat of the western style toilet, without regard to future users of said bowl, or users of any adjacent stall who are using the toilet properly
* given a chance, the cleaners for those bathrooms will avoid cleaning the now-wet seat until the morning (not that I blame them) since the bladder-impaired will just piss all over it again within 30 minutes.

This is what you get in a society where there is someone hired specifically to clean up your messes from the time you're big enough to even make a mess (Singapore? Hong Kong? I'm giving you the side-eye as well with this one).
 
2012-08-28 04:36:37 AM
I clean the bathroom so I call the rules of the bathroom. End of story, so fark you minister and any stray girl who objects to the toilet seat being left up.
 
2012-08-28 04:37:11 AM
Squatting to pee is the exclusive province of women, toddlers, and decrepit men with serious medical problems justifying the act. An able man stands erect to micturate and presents the phallus in a forthright, yet unproud, fashion as though all the blessed dead were standing witness.

Who would crouch guiltily above the bowl, timid eyes darting every way like a bashful maiden? Only a creature utterly bereft of manful fibre -- a sodomite who submits to let his intimacies be the sport of deviants, or a hen-peck who has surrendered his autonomy to the one to stirs the pot, or the anemic coward who mews about pity and danger whenever our brave warriors are dispatched to foreign shores?

No, it must not be permitted my fellow farkers. The urinal row is the front rank of healthy American manhood. Let none of us cower in the stall of shame unless he intends to drop a deuce.
 
2012-08-28 04:40:28 AM
On cold winter mornings, the heated toilet seat calls out for you to sit down and catch another minute of shut eye before you face the day.

With the hard, cold seats in America, is it any wonder Americans would rather pee standing up?
 
2012-08-28 04:43:00 AM
Someone at my old office used to pee all over the bathroom door handle.

Farking disgusting.
 
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