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(Today)   Paul Reubens turns 60. Birthday party to be held in the basement of the Alamo   (todayentertainment.today.com) divider line 90
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2012-08-27 02:22:21 PM
Sweet. My office is two blocks away. Will be there in 5.
 
2012-08-27 02:23:38 PM
You think he'll go out and see a movie with Fred Willard for his birthday?
 
2012-08-27 02:26:02 PM

FirstNationalBastard: You think he'll go out and see a movie with Fred Willard for his birthday?


Thread over.
 
2012-08-27 02:30:52 PM

Shostie: FirstNationalBastard: You think he'll go out and see a movie with Fred Willard for his birthday?

Thread over.

 
2012-08-27 02:36:00 PM
i1151.photobucket.com
Heh-heh! It's my birthday!
Give me a hand(ee)!
 
2012-08-27 02:55:38 PM

oldfarthenry: [i1151.photobucket.com image 315x275]
Heh-heh! It's my birthday!
Give me a hand(ee)!


That could be a very terrifying photoshop
 
2012-08-27 02:58:58 PM

ArkAngel: oldfarthenry: [i1151.photobucket.com image 315x275]
Heh-heh! It's my birthday!
Give me a hand(ee)!

That could be a very terrifying photoshop


Pee Wee should be warned: if you stare too long into the goaste, the goatse will stare back into you.
 
2012-08-27 03:41:17 PM
Hey Dottie guess what I got myself for my birthday present?
 
Gee, I dunno Pee-Wee, a new bell for your bicycle?
 
 
i253.photobucket.comA FACELIFT!
 
2012-08-27 03:43:03 PM
Farkers are the last people in the world who should criticize Paul Reubens. Let any man whose raincoat is unstained, etc.

// You are forgiven Pee-Wee.
 
2012-08-27 03:58:54 PM

notmtwain: Farkers are the last people in the world who should criticize Paul Reubens.



I haven't seen anyone here criticize him. Make fun of him for lulz maybe, but thats the demented way farkers show their affection.
 
2012-08-27 04:20:38 PM
Cites constant bike riding and the avoidance of egg salad sandwiches to keep young.

The secret word is porn. When anyone says that word, scream real loud.
 
2012-08-27 05:03:21 PM
He's 60? WTF?
 
2012-08-27 05:04:40 PM
Two of my favorite scenes from "Pee Wee's Big Adventure".

The Pee Wee's morning

The second would be the awesome studio lot chase scene, but I'm unable to find a copy as they've all appparently been removed due to copyright infringement claims.
 
2012-08-27 05:13:18 PM

FirstNationalBastard: You think he'll go out and see a movie with Fred Willard for his birthday?



*snerk*
 
2012-08-27 05:14:26 PM
I saw Pee Wee's big adventure recnetly and that reaaaaaaaaaaaaaally holds up. there are a few things that date it (the lycra jumpsuits, but that might have been intentional) but for the most part, that has aged really well. those jokes are so cheesy but in a good way. i like the scene when he comes to after the rodeo scene. "what do you remember, pee wee?" ".....I remember the Alamo?" "YEEEHAAAAAAW!!!!"


and simone was hot!

as was dottie. Dottie is the voice of Tommy Pickles and i'm not certain, but possibly Bobby Hill.

/A bearded, ultra male James Brolin: "I know what you are.....but what am I?"
 
2012-08-27 05:17:11 PM
And tell 'em Large Marge sent ya.
 
2012-08-27 05:17:22 PM

FirstNationalBastard: You think he'll go out and see a movie with Fred Willard for his birthday?


Then, go streaking in la, citing "mental issues" with Jason Russell?
 
2012-08-27 05:18:33 PM

rickythepenguin: I saw Pee Wee's big adventure recnetly and that reaaaaaaaaaaaaaally holds up. there are a few things that date it (the lycra jumpsuits, but that might have been intentional) but for the most part, that has aged really well. those jokes are so cheesy but in a good way. i like the scene when he comes to after the rodeo scene. "what do you remember, pee wee?" ".....I remember the Alamo?" "YEEEHAAAAAAW!!!!"


and simone was hot!

as was dottie. Dottie is the voice of Tommy Pickles and i'm not certain, but possibly Bobby Hill.

/A bearded, ultra male James Brolin: "I know what you are.....but what am I?"


No, Dottie was E.G. Daily

tommcmahon.typepad.com

Bobby Hill was Pamela Segall

www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com
 
2012-08-27 05:20:44 PM
Aaron Paul just had his birthday too.

YEAH BIATCH, PEE-WEE!
 
2012-08-27 05:21:30 PM
He's a wacky guy. He's no jerk. Off the top of my head, he's a comedy master. Bait him all you like with jokes, he'll keep coming.
 
2012-08-27 05:26:59 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Bobby Hill was Pamela Segall


dammit. i always get that wrong.


they're both hot, though. i'm not certain but i'm prety sure segall did the voice to Adam Carolla's faield Mr. Birchum pilot. it is on Youtube. 9 minutes of not bad stuff.
 
2012-08-27 05:27:23 PM
"I know you're right, Pee-wee, but..."

"But what? Everyone I know has a big But. C'mon, Simone, let's talk about *your* big But".

/Still makes me giggle like the first time I saw it
 
2012-08-27 05:29:35 PM

rickythepenguin: I saw Pee Wee's big adventure recnetly and that reaaaaaaaaaaaaaally holds up. there are a few things that date it (the lycra jumpsuits, but that might have been intentional) but for the most part, that has aged really well. those jokes are so cheesy but in a good way. i like the scene when he comes to after the rodeo scene. "what do you remember, pee wee?" ".....I remember the Alamo?" "YEEEHAAAAAAW!!!!"


and simone was hot!

as was dottie. Dottie is the voice of Tommy Pickles and i'm not certain, but possibly Bobby Hill.

/A bearded, ultra male James Brolin: "I know what you are.....but what am I?"


Simone was reunited with Pee Wee in "Batman Returns"

thethoughtexperiment.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-27 05:32:44 PM

Ed Finnerty: /Still makes me giggle like the first time I saw it



so many great scenes.....i lik ethe one where he is making his case as to his bike being ripped off.

and the scene where James Brolin is checking into the hotel and Pee Wee is mouthing all of his lines and flashing the camera. hilarious.
 
2012-08-27 05:39:47 PM
Pee-Wee is 60? He'll have a hard pulling it off.
 
2012-08-27 05:49:04 PM
Was front row for the Broadway show. So amazeballs.

Dottie is ruined forever for me though. She will always be one of Charlie's Whores in The Devil's Rejects.

//you might attract a higher clientele..
 
2012-08-27 05:52:10 PM
i90.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-27 05:53:36 PM
I guess all that tape on his face really worked. He doesn't look 60.
 
2012-08-27 05:59:00 PM
Wait, I knew he had been busted for masturbating in a porno theatre, but the article says that he had a 2002 arrest for owning porn. Since when is that illegal unless it's of the "get into my van" variety??
 
2012-08-27 06:02:47 PM

TwistedFark: Wait, I knew he had been busted for masturbating in a porno theatre, but the article says that he had a 2002 arrest for owning porn. Since when is that illegal unless it's of the "get into my van" variety??


From Wikipedia:

Pornography arrest: 2002
Mug shot of Reubens taken after his arrest.

In November 2002, while filming David La Chapelle's video for Elton John's "This Train Don't Stop There Anymore", Reubens learned that police were at his home with a search warrant, acting on a tip from a witness in the pornography case against actor Jeffrey Jones,[66] finding among over 70,000 items of kitsch memorabilia, two grainy videotapes and dozens of photographs that the city attorney's office characterized as a collection of child pornography.[1] Kelly Bush, Reubens' personal representative at the time, said the description of the items was inaccurate and claimed the objects were "Rob Lowe's sex videotape, and a few 30- to 100-year-old kitsch collectible images."[67] Reubens turned himself in to the Hollywood division of the LAPD and was charged with possession of obscene material improperly depicting a child under the age of 18 in sexual conduct.[68] The District Attorney looked at Reubens' collection and computer and found no grounds for bringing any felony charges against him, while the city attorney, Rocky Delgadillo brought misdemeanor charges against Reubens on the last day allowed by the statute.[69] Reubens was represented by Hollywood criminal defense lawyer Blair Berk.[70] In December he pleaded not guilty through Berk, who also complained that the city attorney failed to turn over evidence to the defense, which City Attorney Richard Katz countered that prosecutors were not required to do until after arraignment, after which they did; neither side disclosed the contents.[71]

"One thing I want to make very, very clear, I don't want anyone for one second to think that I am titillated by images of children. It's not me. You can say lots of things about me. And you might. The public may think I'm weird. They may think I'm crazy or anything that anyone wants to think about me. That's all fine. As long as one of the things you're not thinking about me is that I'm a pedophile. Because that's not true."
Paul Reubens on the charges.[25]

In March 2004, child pornography charges were dropped. For the next three years he had to register his address with the sheriff's office and could not be in the company of minors without their parents' permission.[25] Reubens later stated that he was a collector of erotica, including films, muscle magazines and a sizable collection of mostly homosexual vintage erotica,[1] such as photographic studies of teen nudes.[25] Reubens claimed that what the city attorney's office viewed as pornography, he considered to be innocent art and that what they described as people underage engaged in masturbation or oral copulation was in fact a judgmental point of view of the nudes that Reubens described as people "one hundred percent not" performing sexual acts.[25] Being a big collector, Reubens had often bought in bulk, with one of his vintage magazines dealers declaring that "there's no way" he could have known the content of each page in the publications he bought and that he recalled Reubens asking for "physique magazines, vintage 1960s material, but not things featuring kids".[1]

He spent the next two years caring for his terminally ill father in Florida, who died in February 2004 of cancer.[3][72]
 
2012-08-27 06:19:58 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com

He was in some Cheech & Chong movies too.
 
2012-08-27 06:22:00 PM

TwistedFark: Wait, I knew he had been busted for masturbating in a porno theatre, but the article says that he had a 2002 arrest for owning porn. Since when is that illegal unless it's of the "get into my van" variety??


Paul's side of the story of the second offense is that he's a collector of vintage erotica and just has boxes and boxes of unsorted photos, magazines, and other such items that he never sorted through and organized, and although some of the contents were legal at the time and the place they were produced, they may have been considered illegal under our modern standards and laws. It's been rumored for years though that Paul has teh ghey, NTTAWWT
 
2012-08-27 06:23:42 PM
To me he will always be The Spleen.

/want to know my super power...pull my finger
 
2012-08-27 06:27:04 PM
moviesmedia.ign.com

Oohh...aaahhh...ooww[stomp,stomp,stomp]
 
2012-08-27 06:27:06 PM
God bless Pee-wee. Showing the world can be wierd and crazy and strange without having to be scary. Great for the imagination.

...Except for large Marge. I couldn't look at a fat old woman for a year.
 
2012-08-27 06:27:08 PM

TwistedFark: Wait, I knew he had been busted for masturbating in a porno theatre, but the article says that he had a 2002 arrest for owning porn. Since when is that illegal unless it's of the "get into my van" variety??


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
 
2012-08-27 06:33:39 PM
DO YOU MIND?!? I'M TRYING TO USE THE PHONE!!!
 
2012-08-27 06:55:03 PM

FirstNationalBastard: You think he'll go out and see a movie with Fred Willard for his birthday?


Yeah. Brokeback Mountain.
 
2012-08-27 06:55:07 PM
 
2012-08-27 07:04:34 PM
60? I know you are, but what am I?
 
2012-08-27 07:13:17 PM

FirstNationalBastard: rickythepenguin: I saw Pee Wee's big adventure recnetly and that reaaaaaaaaaaaaaally holds up. there are a few things that date it (the lycra jumpsuits, but that might have been intentional) but for the most part, that has aged really well. those jokes are so cheesy but in a good way. i like the scene when he comes to after the rodeo scene. "what do you remember, pee wee?" ".....I remember the Alamo?" "YEEEHAAAAAAW!!!!"


and simone was hot!

as was dottie. Dottie is the voice of Tommy Pickles and i'm not certain, but possibly Bobby Hill.

/A bearded, ultra male James Brolin: "I know what you are.....but what am I?"

No, Dottie was E.G. Daily

[tommcmahon.typepad.com image 200x305]

Bobby Hill was Pamela Segall Adlon

[www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com image 413x594]


FTFY
 
2012-08-27 07:15:41 PM
Paul Reubens is the guy from the hamburger train, right?
 
2012-08-27 07:42:35 PM
My mom never let me watch Pee Wee Herman as a little kid, because the show was stupid.

I have never been more grateful for anything. Ever.
 
2012-08-27 07:46:34 PM
I worked for his sister for about 2 days. http://www.rubenfeldlaw.com/images/abby2.jpg
Don't get me started.
 
2012-08-27 08:04:03 PM

EnglishMajor: I worked for his sister for about 2 days. http://www.rubenfeldlaw.com/images/abby2.jpg
Don't get me started.


Start
 
2012-08-27 08:08:15 PM
"Pull my finger."
 
2012-08-27 08:09:20 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-27 08:15:18 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
Is there something you'd care to share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?
 
2012-08-27 08:16:37 PM
 
2012-08-27 08:20:40 PM
Dottie (Elizabeth Daily) Sang the "Manly Men" theme for Two and a Half Men
 
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