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2012-08-27 12:49:11 PM  
Normally I wouldn't sit through a long video, but the ending is worth it.
 
Bonus, this one is the second one of the series. There's a first that's just as good and a lot shorter
 
2012-08-27 12:56:07 PM  
wat.
 
2012-08-27 01:13:52 PM  
... well, that's a new genre of softcore porn.
 
2012-08-27 02:36:08 PM  
Perhaps subby would prefer "I Sing the Body Electric" from the same collection?

The wrestle of wrestlers, two apprentice-boys, quite grown, lusty, good-natured, native-born, out on the vacant lot at sundown, after work,
The coats and caps thrown down, the embrace of love and resistance,
The upper-hold and the under-hold, the hair rumpled over and blinding the eyes;
The march of firemen in their own costumes, the play of masculine muscle through clean-setting trowsers and waist-straps,
 
2012-08-27 02:38:29 PM  
That first one with Stoya and the Necrophilia Variations is HOT HOT HOT.
 
2012-08-27 02:39:36 PM  
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I'll read what she's reading.
 
2012-08-27 02:42:10 PM  
Is it just me, or is this WAY hotter than the stuff full of bizarre, gynecological angles, fake screaming, and even faker funbags?

Maybe I'm in the minority, but pr0n today is irritating as hell. It's just the same five positions in the same order, every time.

Not to mention that everyone's always getting it on like they're PISSED at each other...all scowling and glaring and yelling and gritted teeth, bodies slamming into bodies as though the intent were to injure. I dunno. I'm sure it probably sounds pedantic and old-fashioned, but the stuff I find to be a lot more "effective" is the stuff where people actually seem like they WANT to be doing what they're doing. Like they're enjoying themselves. Stuff that looks comfortable, and not like they could stop with the boning, and start full-on punching each other at any second.

Were Yours Truly calling the shots on the pr0n set, I have a feeling my most frequent piece of direction would be: "For god's sake, could you please treat that thing like it's got a few nerve endings in it?!? The way you're doing it, it looks like you're trying to strip six layers of varnish off of an antique table-leg!"
 
2012-08-27 02:51:10 PM  

3825968: That first one with Stoya and the Necrophilia Variations is HOT HOT HOT.


Yes.
 
2012-08-27 03:02:08 PM  
CHEEEERIST!!!! And here I am an hour's drive away from my bunk.

Was there somebody under the table at the end of the video?
 
2012-08-27 03:06:30 PM  
OMFG, I think I've found a new fetish. Wait til my sweety sees this...
 
2012-08-27 03:07:24 PM  
So, Clayton Cubitt's podcast porn finally finds its way onto Fark.
 
2012-08-27 03:15:00 PM  

SmackLT: Normally I wouldn't sit through a long video, but the ending is worth it.
 
Bonus, this one is the second one of the series. There's a first that's just as good and a lot shorter


I am going to say it is much better. And it is Stoya. So hot.
 
2012-08-27 03:21:37 PM  

Uisce Beatha: SmackLT: Normally I wouldn't sit through a long video, but the ending is worth it.
 
Bonus, this one is the second one of the series. There's a first that's just as good and a lot shorter

I am going to say it is much better. And it is Stoya. So hot.


Agreed. I didn't even have to skip to the end on that one.
 
2012-08-27 03:30:12 PM  
I am very, very glad I have a door on my office.
 
2012-08-27 03:44:52 PM  
So.... this is just some chick reading a poem while she's got a vibrator stuck up her vagina?

Fans of this sort of thing need to get out of their Mom's basement once and a while.
 
2012-08-27 04:26:42 PM  
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This is what's happening under the table.
 
2012-08-27 04:56:17 PM  
And here is Stoya writing about what happened and it's almost as hot as watching it.
 
2012-08-27 04:57:42 PM  
Monica Lewinsky approves.
 
2012-08-27 05:10:45 PM  

LesserEvil: So.... this is just some chick reading a poem while she's got a vibrator stuck up her vagina?

Fans of this sort of thing need to get out of their Mom's basement once and a while.


You must be a real card at parties.
 
2012-08-27 05:19:53 PM  

socodog: LesserEvil: So.... this is just some chick reading a poem while she's got a vibrator stuck up her vagina?

Fans of this sort of thing need to get out of their Mom's basement once and a while.

You must be a real card at parties.


Yes, I am.
 
2012-08-27 05:22:48 PM  
Who is this asshole and these women? I suspect some sleazy self proclaimed artist seduces these girls with his fake ass pseudo intellectual bullshiat.
 
2012-08-27 05:23:52 PM  

rushthatspeaks: Who is this asshole and these women? I suspect some sleazy self proclaimed artist seduces these girls with his fake ass pseudo intellectual bullshiat.


Yeah, I'm upset I didn't think of it first as well.
 
2012-08-27 05:26:29 PM  

Uisce Beatha: Yeah, I'm upset I didn't think of it first as well.


Hahahaha
 
2012-08-27 05:35:52 PM  

rushthatspeaks: Who is this asshole and these women? I suspect some sleazy self proclaimed artist seduces these girls with his fake ass pseudo intellectual bullshiat.


I'm sure Stoya took a ton of convincing. This is a real setback after the artistic triumph of "Video Nasty"
 
2012-08-27 05:56:38 PM  

MrCheeks: [deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com image 633x477]

This is what's happening under the table.


Leaves of grarse, my arse!
 
2012-08-27 06:24:06 PM  
So Stoya is some porn superstar? Never heard of her. Alicia's session is much hotter albeit long winded. Who is Alicia? Another famous porn star?
 
2012-08-27 06:36:12 PM  
How did they get that sybian so quiet?
 
2012-08-27 06:36:50 PM  

rushthatspeaks: Who is this asshole and these women? I suspect some sleazy self proclaimed artist seduces these girls with his fake ass pseudo intellectual bullshiat.


Pretty sure I read somewhere that the person doing the work under the table is female.
 
2012-08-27 08:00:30 PM  

MaxxLarge: Maybe I'm in the minority, but pr0n today is irritating as hell. It's just the same five positions in the same order, every time.

Not to mention that everyone's always getting it on like they're PISSED at each other...all scowling and glaring and yelling and gritted teeth, bodies slamming into bodies as though the intent were to injure. I dunno. I'm sure it probably sounds pedantic and old-fashioned, but the stuff I find to be a lot more "effective" is the stuff where people actually seem like they WANT to be doing what they're doing. Like they're enjoying themselves. Stuff that looks comfortable, and not like they could stop with the boning, and start full-on punching each other at any second.


I agree. The majority of what I see is repetitive and super aggressive. And if I didn't know better, I'd

MaxxLarge: Is it just me, or is this WAY hotter than the stuff full of bizarre, gynecological angles, fake screaming, and even faker funbags?

Maybe I'm in the minority, but pr0n today is irritating as hell. It's just the same five positions in the same order, every time.

Not to mention that everyone's always getting it on like they're PISSED at each other...all scowling and glaring and yelling and gritted teeth, bodies slamming into bodies as though the intent were to injure. I dunno. I'm sure it probably sounds pedantic and old-fashioned, but the stuff I find to be a lot more "effective" is the stuff where people actually seem like they WANT to be doing what they're doing. Like they're enjoying themselves. Stuff that looks comfortable, and not like they could stop with the boning, and start full-on punching each other at any second.

Were Yours Truly calling the shots on the pr0n set, I have a feeling my most frequent piece of direction would be: "For god's sake, could you please treat that thing like it's got a few nerve endings in it?!? The way you're doing it, it looks like you're trying to strip six layers of varnish off of an antique table-leg!"


I agree with all of this. And I'll add: everything is anal these days. You'd think vaginal sex was actually the taboo, kinkier form judging by what's coming out (heh) on porn these days.
 
2012-08-27 08:01:26 PM  
Aww, dammit. First time not using the preview button has gotten me.
 
2012-08-27 08:16:38 PM  
She's getting help. Lots of help
 
2012-08-27 08:46:33 PM  

SmackLT: Bonus, this one is the second one of the series. There's a first that's just as good and a lot shorter


buntz: And here is Stoya writing about what happened and it's almost as hot as watching it


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All this and brains too? I think i'm in lurv.
 
2012-08-27 09:11:48 PM  

Tax Boy: All this and brains too? I think i'm in lurv.


Nah, from what I've seen of her she's dumb as a bag of doorknobs.
 
2012-08-27 10:54:32 PM  

rushthatspeaks: So Stoya is some porn superstar? Never heard of her. Alicia's session is much hotter albeit long winded. Who is Alicia? Another famous porn star?


cdn.chud.com
 
2012-08-28 04:16:32 AM  
We two boys together clinging
One the other never leaving
Up and down the roads going, North and South excursions making,
Power enjoying, elbows stretching, fingers clutching,
Arm'd and fearless, eating, drinking, sleeping, loving,
No law less than ourselves owning, sailing, soldiering, thieving, threatening,
Misers, menials, priests alarming, air breathing, water drinking, on the turf or the sea-beach dancing,
Cities wrenching, ease scorning, statutes mocking, feebleness chasing,
Fulfilling our foray.


//NTTAWWT
 
2012-08-28 07:24:49 AM  

LesserEvil: socodog: LesserEvil: So.... this is just some chick reading a poem while she's got a vibrator stuck up her vagina?

Fans of this sort of thing need to get out of their Mom's basement once and a while.

You must be a real card at parties.

Yes, I am.


yeah, you're a real deuce.
 
2012-08-28 10:32:07 AM  
Was she out of chairs and sat on her sybian instead? I have to admit, I never got that much from any book
 
2012-08-28 11:49:05 AM  

immrlizard: Was she out of chairs and sat on her sybian instead? I have to admit, I never got that much from any book


Not much gets by you.
 
2012-08-28 06:16:28 PM  
skip to 10:30. you're welcome
 
2012-08-30 09:16:06 AM  
calm like a bomb:

Too bad Walt Whitman wasn't here to receive that photo.
 
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