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(Starpulse)   "Alright Miss Bynes, we're not pressing charges for the DUI." *CRASH* "On the other hand"   (starpulse.com) divider line 64
    More: Dumbass, Amanda Bynes, hair spray, The Woman-Identified Woman  
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11116 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 27 Aug 2012 at 5:17 PM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-27 02:24:12 PM  
was she on probation after the first offense? Is getting into another crash - even if it is not DUI-related - a probation violation?
 
2012-08-27 02:38:19 PM  

SlothB77: was she on probation after the first offense? Is getting into another crash - even if it is not DUI-related - a probation violation?


not when you are "famous" - see Lindsey Lohan for details.
 
2012-08-27 05:19:02 PM  
Chipmunk Girl should have her driving privileges revoked. Forever.
 
2012-08-27 05:21:57 PM  
Is she the one that asked Obama to take care of it for her? Lordy, she's so dumb. I don't think I could justify putting up with her for an entire evening, even if I knew there would be sexy times.
 
2012-08-27 05:23:25 PM  
FTFTags: More: Dumbass, Amanda Bynes, hair spray, The Woman-Identified Woman

Wait, what?
 
2012-08-27 05:25:05 PM  
over/under on posts until That Guy posts That Rumor = 9.5
 
2012-08-27 05:25:12 PM  
We get it, she likes blacks.
 
2012-08-27 05:25:29 PM  

SlothB77: was she on probation after the first offense? Is getting into another crash - even if it is not DUI-related - a probation violation?


Most conditions of probation state you can't have any law violation. I've never violated anybody for a traffic offense though. If she was charged with a DUI, I would hope she gets violated.
 
2012-08-27 05:26:52 PM  

rickythepenguin: over/under on posts until That Guy posts That Rumor = 9.5


Pretty sure her "heeling it down the drain" was no rumour.
 
2012-08-27 05:28:22 PM  

SlothB77: was she on probation after the first offense? Is getting into another crash - even if it is not DUI-related - a probation violation?


ftfa

"Bynes was charged with driving under the influence in April, but pleaded not guilty in June and the case was thrown out as there were no independent witnesses to the incident."

If she was on probation, she would have had a suspended license and driving would have been a probation violation. Here, the case was dismissed without prejudice. There was no probation because there was no conviction or guilty plea.
 
2012-08-27 05:28:23 PM  

rickythepenguin: over/under on posts until That Guy posts That Rumor = 9.5


devilEther: We get it, she likes blacks.



UNDER!!!!! (7)
 
2012-08-27 05:30:39 PM  

rickythepenguin: rickythepenguin: over/under on posts until That Guy posts That Rumor = 9.5

devilEther: We get it, she likes blacks.


UNDER!!!!! (7)


winning
 
2012-08-27 05:33:47 PM  
I would press her charges, if you catch my drift.

/seriously. DUIs are no trivial matter
 
2012-08-27 05:35:10 PM  
Who the hell is still insuring this chick?
 
2012-08-27 05:43:19 PM  
She needs somebody to take her under his wing and help her. I'm not busy.
 
2012-08-27 05:51:42 PM  

mjohnson71: Who the hell is still insuring this chick?


www.bittenandbound.com
 
2012-08-27 06:26:01 PM  
"Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty, yak 'em, leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em"

/ Golly
 
2012-08-27 07:01:19 PM  
I don't know who she is but I am betting she will be topless in order to pay the tickets soon
 
2012-08-27 08:08:23 PM  

MrJesus: mjohnson71: Who the hell is still insuring this chick?

[www.bittenandbound.com image 403x542]


Is....is Randy Travis turning into The Leader?

www.marveldirectory.com
 
2012-08-27 08:19:14 PM  

rickythepenguin: over/under on posts until That Guy posts That Rumor = 9.5


I hear she BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "Easy A" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time.
 
2012-08-27 08:25:09 PM  
Why haven't nude pics of her shown up yet?

And when will they???
 
2012-08-27 08:45:18 PM  

douchebag/hater: Why haven't nude pics of her shown up yet?

And when will they???


Rumor has it she won't take it off for anyone 'cause she's embarrassed by her HUGE nipples. Ya heard me right.
 
2012-08-27 08:49:04 PM  
"Alright Miss Bynes.... I'm going to have to give you ANOTHER breathalyzer."

/Giggity
 
2012-08-27 08:51:44 PM  

rickythepenguin: rickythepenguin: over/under on posts until That Guy posts That Rumor = 9.5

devilEther: We get it, she likes blacks.


UNDER!!!!! (7)



And I thought you were talking about the Dan Schneider rumors.
 
2012-08-27 09:07:46 PM  
Awright, time to start posing naked, sweet-cheeks.
 
2012-08-27 09:12:12 PM  

buntz: rickythepenguin: over/under on posts until That Guy posts That Rumor = 9.5

I hear she BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "Easy A" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time.


Guess I gotta rub one out before bed now. Sheesh.
 
2012-08-27 09:21:06 PM  

buntz: rickythepenguin: over/under on posts until That Guy posts That Rumor = 9.5

I hear she BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "Easy A" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time.


Thank you.
 
2012-08-27 09:23:46 PM  
It's a shame.
She grew up hot, but RETARRRRRRDED
 
2012-08-27 09:39:49 PM  
A true blacktop demon with stiff fines-
The impossibly big-cheeked Amanda Bynes!
In time one such clash,
Will lead to a CRASH,
That'll teach her to stay within the lines*


*Or die trying.
 
2012-08-27 09:40:52 PM  
What does one have to do with the other?
 
2012-08-27 09:42:26 PM  
I need to figure out where this broad is getting hammered before her little traffic violations, because I'd hit it so hard that the first person to pull me out would be crowned the next king of England.
 
2012-08-27 09:56:51 PM  
www.celebrityring.info
 
2012-08-27 10:54:22 PM  

triptrap: SlothB77: was she on probation after the first offense? Is getting into another crash - even if it is not DUI-related - a probation violation?

Most conditions of probation state you can't have any law violation. I've never violated anybody for a traffic offense though. If she was charged with a DUI, I would hope she gets violated.


i would love to violate her, in several ways. hopefully it will be filmed and leaked. mmmmm.
 
2012-08-27 10:56:15 PM  
she likes black dudes.
 
2012-08-27 11:34:21 PM  
I can't wait until the Playboy spread
 
2012-08-28 12:01:20 AM  

uknowzit: she likes black dudes.


uknowzit: she likes black dudes.


Is that racist code for something?
 
2012-08-28 12:14:35 AM  

Harry_Seldon: uknowzit: she likes black dudes.

uknowzit: she likes black dudes.

Is that racist code for something?


Yeah, for 'you don't stand a chance.'
 
2012-08-28 12:15:09 AM  

Harry_Seldon: uknowzit: she likes black dudes.

uknowzit: she likes black dudes.

Is that racist code for something?


www.underdown.org
 
2012-08-28 12:19:56 AM  
 
2012-08-28 12:23:23 AM  

uknowzit: she likes black dudes.


"In my ivory tower
Life was just a hostess snack
But now I've tasted chocolate
And I'm never going back."
 
2012-08-28 02:20:53 AM  
Within an inch of her life.....
i30.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-28 03:19:03 AM  
Case dismissed! Bring out the dancing lobsters!
 
2012-08-28 04:28:11 AM  

pstawicki: [i30.photobucket.com image 850x531]


Does she have an extra hand in that picture?
 
2012-08-28 05:52:04 AM  
I would fark her.
 
2012-08-28 06:07:55 AM  
Prosecutors have reopened a probe into actress Amanda Bynes

I'll bet they did....

.... and I would too!
 
2012-08-28 06:19:12 AM  

pstawicki: Within an inch of her life.....
i30.photobucket.com


are you kidding me?! look at how pale that ass is! I would definitely not hit that, she is well below my standards... look at those sharply laden knees!

/she's on the fast track
//to my f*ckin' bed
 
2012-08-28 06:58:52 AM  
Totally thought it was Amanda Bynes that got topless in the movie "Whole Nine Yards". Then realized it was Amanda Peet and got disappointed :(
 
2012-08-28 07:05:25 AM  

Tachypnea: Then realized it was Amanda Peet and got disappointed :(


I cannot understand this....
 
2012-08-28 07:38:45 AM  

zodar99: I can't wait until the Playboy spread


Don't bother, they alway wait until it's too late.
 
2012-08-28 07:47:16 AM  
I'll drive. Seriously.

Call me.
 
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