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(Hartford Courant)   Drunk, naked, and magenta is no way to go through life, son   (courant.com) divider line 60
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2012-08-27 12:59:21 PM  
img266.imageshack.us

I dont know, I can think of worse
 
2012-08-27 01:01:50 PM  
Boy, was HIS face red

/among other things
 
2012-08-27 01:30:32 PM  
That's a hard almost 41.

What's with those forehead wrinkles? He looks like he has a ziploc head.
 
2012-08-27 01:39:38 PM  
I think I need to adjust the tint on my TV set...
 
2012-08-27 01:53:43 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img266.imageshack.us image 485x330]

I dont know, I can think of worse


Thank you SO much. RH was the first place my mind went when I read the headline.
 
2012-08-27 02:37:09 PM  
Stay classy, Vernon.

Wait, that's impossible.
 
2012-08-27 02:37:18 PM  
He's going to get some crazy peeling in a couple days.
 
2012-08-27 02:38:30 PM  
www.nwcandlemaking.comwww.trbimg.com 

Pretty close subby, pretty close.
 
2012-08-27 02:40:02 PM  
I'd say salmon. Plus the headline would have been so much more confusing at first.
 
2012-08-27 02:40:20 PM  
Remember, the "Naked Man" technique only has a 2/3 success rate. This guy was just one of the unlucky ones.
 
2012-08-27 02:41:24 PM  
Unlucky??? He got on fark, so yeah I guess unlucky does fit.
 
2012-08-27 02:41:38 PM  
FTA - "Reid returned to the neighbors' property - this time wearing shorts"

so not naked, got it.
 
2012-08-27 02:42:53 PM  
"Drunk, naked, and magenta is no way to go through life, son" Dean VERNON Wormer

Just Saying.
 
2012-08-27 02:44:08 PM  

LeroyBourne: I'd say salmon. Plus the headline would have been so much more confusing at first.


Nah, he's closer to "Brink pink" - suitably enough.
 
2012-08-27 02:45:11 PM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-08-27 02:46:00 PM  
Drew, fark handle, etc.

/got that out of the way
 
2012-08-27 02:46:06 PM  

namegoeshere: That's a hard almost 41.

What's with those forehead wrinkles? He looks like he has a ziploc head.


Agreed that it's a hard almost 41 but I think the wrinkles on his forehead look more like he left some rubber bands wrapped around his head for way to long.
 
2012-08-27 02:46:21 PM  
Done in one.
 
2012-08-27 02:50:37 PM  
he's not orange so what shore or tribe should he be on?
 
2012-08-27 02:53:12 PM  
T-Mobile will sue
 
2012-08-27 02:54:44 PM  
Says you, subby.
 
2012-08-27 02:55:21 PM  
fark you subby, I was BORN that way.
 
MHZ
2012-08-27 02:55:49 PM  
Saw the photo, reread the headline in this guy's voice.

blog.heartland.org
 
2012-08-27 02:56:43 PM  
♫ It aint easy being red ♫
 
2012-08-27 02:57:23 PM  

namegoeshere: That's a hard almost 41.

What's with those forehead wrinkles? He looks like he has a ziploc head.


He's originally from Raxacoricofallapatorius, that's just the zipper to the fat suit he's wearing.
 
2012-08-27 02:57:51 PM  
Drunken, Naked Man Arrested, Police Say

Well, if the police say, then it must be so. Otherwise, I would have had my doubts if the man had been arrested OR naked.
 
2012-08-27 03:00:20 PM  
blog.robotforest.com
 
2012-08-27 03:00:50 PM  
userserve-ak.last.fm

"Magenta? Really?"
 
2012-08-27 03:02:39 PM  
I'm not being racist when I suggest the camera needs a white balance.
 
2012-08-27 03:05:14 PM  
Why coudn't this have happened in Vermillion, Oh?
 
2012-08-27 03:08:26 PM  
t3.gstatic.com

10 CALL SCREEN(14)
RUN
 
2012-08-27 03:27:17 PM  
This pink fool pulled a Randy Travis!
 
2012-08-27 03:28:21 PM  
Looks like a commie to me.
 
2012-08-27 03:32:43 PM  
This farking line, " is no way to go through life, son " is getting old quick subby... can't you be more original?
 
2012-08-27 03:33:40 PM  
There but for the grace of God go I...
 
2012-08-27 03:33:52 PM  
Please be T-Mobile Carly. Please be T-Mobile Carly. Please be T-Mobile Carly.

/dammit.
 
2012-08-27 03:38:18 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: [t3.gstatic.com image 257x196]

10 CALL SCREEN(14)
RUN


I traded in my atari for that
 
2012-08-27 04:03:43 PM  

bim1154: This farking line, " is no way to go through life, son " is getting old quick subby... can't you be more original?


Not GETTING old, son...Possibly older than you. Not sure. 1978?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077975/quotes?qt=qt0479924
 
2012-08-27 04:06:17 PM  

bim1154: This farking line, " is no way to go through life, son " is getting old quick subby... can't you be more original?


Criticizing people is no way to go through life...
 
2012-08-27 04:22:56 PM  
What's wrong with Magenta?

content8.flixster.com
 
2012-08-27 04:59:56 PM  
cache.io9.com

RIP Magneto
 
2012-08-27 05:15:22 PM  
Photo of victim

i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-27 05:16:29 PM  
He looks like Meatwad's neighbor, Carl.
Yes, officer, that's him!
 
2012-08-27 05:23:27 PM  

blacksho89: bim1154: This farking line, " is no way to go through life, son " is getting old quick subby... can't you be more original?

Not GETTING old, son...Possibly older than you. Not sure. 1978?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077975/quotes?qt=qt0479924


1954
 
2012-08-27 05:25:49 PM  

dabbletech: bim1154: This farking line, " is no way to go through life, son " is getting old quick subby... can't you be more original?

Criticizing people is no way to go through life...


*Looks... yep.. this is Fark*.... sure it is.. look at where you are.
 
2012-08-27 05:44:04 PM  

bim1154: This farking line, " is no way to go through life, son " is getting old quick subby... can't you be more original?


I hate it too, but I thought it was particularly funny this time.
 
2012-08-27 05:51:25 PM  

bim1154: dabbletech: bim1154: This farking line, " is no way to go through life, son " is getting old quick subby... can't you be more original?

Criticizing people is no way to go through life...

*Looks... yep.. this is Fark*.... sure it is.. look at where you are.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-27 07:05:15 PM  

namegoeshere: That's a hard almost 41.

What's with those forehead wrinkles? He looks like he has a ziploc head.


^ this and that.

I'm older than he is.

Jethro74: namegoeshere: That's a hard almost 41.

What's with those forehead wrinkles? He looks like he has a ziploc head.

He's originally from Raxacoricofallapatorius, that's just the zipper to the fat suit he's wearing.


That's a real hard 41 'cuz I've been mindnumbingly hammered a time or two but can say that an arrest record for indencency doesn't ex

Oy. I'm older than this guy. I gotta hit the trails more and not look like this guy at 51.
 
2012-08-27 07:07:52 PM  

K3rmy: What's wrong with Magenta?

[content8.flixster.com image 360x245]


Nothing really. Except that a friend of mine has a 16 year old daughter that looks nearly exactly like that photo. Don't want to imagine what the kid will look like at 30.
 
2012-08-27 07:54:36 PM  
profile.ultimate-guitar.com
Hey, I ain't no therapist, but I hate your mustache.
 
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