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(NYPost)   NY Jets become first team in 35 years to fail to record a touchdown in their first three preseason games. Sanchez: "We're saving all our good stuff for the regular season"   ( divider line
    More: Fail, Jets, Mark Sanchez, first team, touchdowns, MetLife Stadium, Jeremy Kerley, Dustin Keller, Louis Murphy  
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835 clicks; posted to Sports » on 27 Aug 2012 at 10:25 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-27 01:28:17 PM  
2 votes:

jayhawk88: Tickle Mittens: jayhawk88: This Jets season is like a Christmas present under the tree when you were 6 years old. You can't wait to open it, the anticipation is literally killing you, and you know that no matter what it ends up being, it will be glorious.

I've been shaking the box, I think it's socks.

See, but it's only socks if you're a Jets fan. Anyone else, it's a double-barreled crossbow that transforms into an XBox.

There's a factory in Cleveland that produces chocolate-covered Playstations, but everyone there calls it the Factory of Sadness. *shrug*
2012-08-27 10:03:33 AM  
2 votes:
Jets players are no longer afraid that Rex will eat them if they underperform.
2012-08-27 02:38:00 PM  
1 vote:

Generation_D: How's that Tebow working out for you?

They haven't figured out how to call plays using a burning bush yet, so he's behind on learning the offense.
2012-08-27 12:11:13 PM  
1 vote:
A good part of the reason I love every new NFL season is to listen to Jets fans spout off that "this is the year!" and season in, season out, watch the whole thing crumble like Thiesmann's lower leg.

Said it before, say it again- the Jets will NEVER win anything meaningful- does not matter one iota who the QB is, who the coach is- The entire organization is snakebitten and amateurish, from top to bottom. I'd bet that even the janitors who work for the Jets suck.
2012-08-27 11:16:02 AM  
1 vote:

varmitydog: degenerate-afro: / Maybe the Jets should invite the T.Ocho show along.

Yes, then Tebow could help Owens and Johnson to find Jesus and then when Sanchez gets benched and Tebow takes the Jets to the playoffs the religious folks can have multiple orgasms.

They'll have to change the name to The Red Sea Zone.
2012-08-27 10:42:29 AM  
1 vote:
To be fair, Sanchez played pretty well that game. The INT wasn't on him. The lack of touchdowns is more of a "team" problem. Not a Sanchez problem.

/ Maybe the Jets should invite the T.Ocho show along.
// They can't play any worse than their current receivers
2012-08-27 08:20:35 AM  
1 vote:
Notice he didn't specify what year's regular season he was referring to.
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