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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)   Strip clubs report no windfall yet from the Republican National Convention. "The girls are frustrated ... where is everyone? What is everyone doing? Are they sleeping? Republicans have money"   (tampabay.com) divider line 263
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2012-08-27 12:48:54 AM  
They're all in the public restrooms.
 
2012-08-27 12:58:30 AM  
The girls

Found your problem.
 
2012-08-27 03:54:38 AM  

Relatively Obscure: The girls

Found your problem.


Done in two.
 
2012-08-27 04:06:45 AM  
Girls, if you are waiting for politicians to deliver prosperity and wealth, get in line. I think the end is somewhere near Chicago.
 
2012-08-27 08:56:10 AM  

Relatively Obscure: The girls

Found your problem.


Lulz
 
2012-08-27 09:29:14 AM  
Have they checked the gay bars?

Relatively Obscure: The girls

Found your problem.


Ah. I see this has been covered.
 
2012-08-27 09:33:19 AM  
Most of them don't arrive in town until tomorrow
 
2012-08-27 09:33:39 AM  
The memo for people to behave themselves probably make them paranoid.
 
2012-08-27 09:34:02 AM  

Relatively Obscure: The girls

Found your problem.


Hurricanes don't help business either.
 
2012-08-27 09:34:40 AM  

Relatively Obscure: The girls

Found your problem.


I LOL'd. Would recommend on Angie's List.

One also has to wonder how many press and bloggers are lurking about waiting for delegates or candidates' staff to show up at a club. "FAMILY VALUES!" Oh and some boobies.
 
2012-08-27 09:35:51 AM  

meat0918: Relatively Obscure: The girls

Found your problem.

Hurricanes don't help business either.


No, according to an RNC spokesperson this morning they thought the hurricane would actually increase the turnout, so the problem must be the girls.
 
2012-08-27 09:36:04 AM  
Michael Steele is no longer chairman.
 
2012-08-27 09:36:14 AM  
FTFA: Brandy, for instance, said she danced for a man who told her he was from Washington, D.C. "He said he was a plumber," she said.



Uh-oh.
 
2012-08-27 09:36:33 AM  
Strip clubs report no windfall yet from the Republican National Convention. "The girls vultures are frustrated ... where is everyone? What is everyone doing? Are they sleeping? Republicans have money" 

Fortunately they only pick your wallet clean and leave your flesh intact.
 
2012-08-27 09:36:39 AM  

xanadian: Have they checked the gay bars?

Relatively Obscure: The girls

Found your problem.

Ah. I see this has been covered.


M4M or Casual encounters - Craigslist.
 
2012-08-27 09:36:46 AM  
Rumor has it that at one time Tampa Bay Times was a newspaper. Is that true?
 
2012-08-27 09:36:47 AM  
Unless "the girls" also happen to have penises they will probably continue to be frustrated.
 
2012-08-27 09:37:04 AM  
Republicans are too busy jerking off in the CONgress to be too concerned about girls in clubs.
 
2012-08-27 09:37:45 AM  
I guess the "republicans are all closeted sex fiends" talking point got a little exaggerated, eh?
 
2012-08-27 09:37:52 AM  
With every major press organization in town and everyone walking around with a camera on their phone? Republican politicians may be stupid, but they aren't THAT stupid.

/right?
 
2012-08-27 09:38:38 AM  

david_gaithersburg: Rumor has it that at one time Tampa Bay Times was a newspaper. Is that true?


There were also a bunch of rumors about there being a liberal media in the US and that turned out to be bullshiat too.
 
2012-08-27 09:39:57 AM  
Have they checked the high school football teams?
 
2012-08-27 09:40:03 AM  
It's been said before, there'll be little action in the clubs, but the men's restrooms at the Republican National Convention are going to sound like a sold-out performance of Riverdance.
 
2012-08-27 09:40:18 AM  
Well let's check the bar crawl itinerary...

The Sit & Spin -> The Toolbox -> Come Shots Bar & Grill ->Thor's Hammer -> The Blue Oyster Bar
 
2012-08-27 09:40:36 AM  
I think i will go with delivery rather then eating out
 
2012-08-27 09:41:02 AM  

miss diminutive: With every major press organization in town and everyone walking around with a camera on their phone? Republican politicians may be stupid, but they aren't THAT stupid.

/right?


suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com
 
2012-08-27 09:41:25 AM  
did they check that gay bathhouse? Pretty sure that's where you'll find all of them.
 
2012-08-27 09:41:26 AM  

Relatively Obscure: The girls

Found your problem.


Yes, but the men Republicans sleep with are of legal age.

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2012-08-27 09:41:50 AM  

GORDON: I guess the "republicans are all closeted sex fiends" talking point got a little exaggerated, eh?


Nope. That claim still holds up when tested. Emphasis on closeted.
 
2012-08-27 09:42:14 AM  
They are all over at Chippendales and the gay S&M leather clubs watching sweaty, muscular men without body hair bump and grind to electronic music; slipping $50 all in $1 bill into bulgy crotches; sipping frou-frou drinks like Sex on the Beach; secretly giving eachother well-lubed hand jobs and screaming "make it rain!"
Now get that image out of your head.
 
2012-08-27 09:42:19 AM  

Relatively Obscure: The girls

Found your problem.

"The girls are frustrated," said Jill, who declined to give her last name. "When you come to Tampa, everyone knows the Mons Venus is the No. 1 strip club. So where is everyone? What is everyone doing? Are they sleeping? Republicans have money."


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2012-08-27 09:43:51 AM  
They're scared to death of all the cameras and cell phones just waiting for them to have a "Prince Harry Moment". There will be more reporters, bloggers and 'investigators' in those clubs than politicians (and I hear they don't tip as well as GOP money bundlers on a junket).
 
2012-08-27 09:44:00 AM  
Do all businesses in Florida have to provide ramp access? If not, that could be your problem. Hoverrounds don't play well with stairs.
 
2012-08-27 09:44:04 AM  
Bet the escort services are hopping though. They are probably being called so they don't get caught going out to clubs instead.
 
2012-08-27 09:45:43 AM  

vudukungfu: FTFA: Brandy, for instance, said she danced for a man who told her he was from Washington, D.C. "He said he was a plumber," she said.



Uh-oh.


Santorum's delegate?
 
2012-08-27 09:46:20 AM  

GORDON: I guess the "republicans are all closeted sex fiends" talking point got a little exaggerated, eh?


Hey, go easy on the 101st Fark Fighting Libtards - it's all they got. And they've got feelings.
 
2012-08-27 09:46:30 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Have they checked the high school football teams?


I'm too lazy to post the Pedobear pic.
 
2012-08-27 09:47:31 AM  
The party of family values.

Family Values - the family that goes to stinky, sticky, sweaty, juicy gay bars together, stays together.
 
2012-08-27 09:47:42 AM  

eyeq360: They are all over at Chippendales and the gay S&M leather clubs watching sweaty, muscular men without body hair bump and grind to electronic music; slipping $50 all in $1 bill into bulgy crotches; sipping frou-frou drinks like Sex on the Beach; secretly giving eachother well-lubed hand jobs and screaming "make it rain!"
Now get that image out of your head.


No problem.

(You're trying too hard.)
 
2012-08-27 09:47:57 AM  
Trickle down economics don't work.
 
2012-08-27 09:48:13 AM  

GORDON: I guess the "republicans are all closeted sex fiends" talking point got a little exaggerated, eh?


That would be "Joke," not "Talking point."
 
2012-08-27 09:48:14 AM  

SnarfVader: Relatively Obscure: The girls

Found your problem.

Done in two.


Yep.
 
2012-08-27 09:49:21 AM  
What's that? Republicans actually behaving the way they claim people ought to behave?

Imagine that.
 
2012-08-27 09:49:28 AM  

beta_plus: Relatively Obscure: The girls

Found your problem.

Yes, but the men Republicans sleep with are of legal age.


Like that dude from Florida a few years back? Also, while I find him creepy, 17 is technically legal for that Dem you posted. Plus, it's not hypocritical to be gay when you don't devote your career to fighting gay rights. If there were a libertarian Republican who was caught with a dude, no one would give him shiat about it.
 
2012-08-27 09:51:20 AM  
GOP's war on women continues...
 
2012-08-27 09:51:26 AM  

bookman: GORDON: I guess the "republicans are all closeted sex fiends" talking point got a little exaggerated, eh?

Hey, go easy on the 101st Fark Fighting Libtards - it's all they got. And they've got feelings.


It always warms my heart when some thoughtful Farker such as yourself adds "tard" as a suffix to Lib. Because then I get to drop this statistic on your woefully uninformed ass:

2008 National Education Rankings:

Blue States: Average of 20.5
Red States: Average of 32.4.

Who's the retard now, retard?
 
2012-08-27 09:51:30 AM  
All of the clubs near downtown will only have the touristy type increase in business. The higher ups from the RNC are hitting the clubs that are far away from the potential of press coverage. Check the clubs in Pasco, Business picked up over the weekend. Also, I know a couple people working hotels in the area. There's been a steady stream of "incall" escorts.
 
2012-08-27 09:51:49 AM  

Relatively Obscure: The girls

Found your problem.


This.

Although I'm guessing many GOP leaders/delegates will be stuck reading in their hotel rooms while bending over pages.
 
2012-08-27 09:52:12 AM  
The alert to behave went out like the hurricane warning in the weeks leading up to the convention. Someone could go Eugene Robinson, but I doubt it will happen.
 
2012-08-27 09:52:59 AM  

beta_plus: Relatively Obscure: The girls

Found your problem.

Yes, but the men Republicans sleep with are of legal age.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x394]


upload.wikimedia.org 

Sure! A republican would never diddle and underage boy!!!

/oh wait.
 
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