Relatively Obscure: The girlsFound your problem.
meat0918: Relatively Obscure: The girlsFound your problem.Hurricanes don't help business either.
xanadian: Have they checked the gay bars?Relatively Obscure: The girlsFound your problem.Ah. I see this has been covered.
david_gaithersburg: Rumor has it that at one time Tampa Bay Times was a newspaper. Is that true?
miss diminutive: With every major press organization in town and everyone walking around with a camera on their phone? Republican politicians may be stupid, but they aren't THAT stupid./right?
GORDON: I guess the "republicans are all closeted sex fiends" talking point got a little exaggerated, eh?
Relatively Obscure: The girlsFound your problem."The girls are frustrated," said Jill, who declined to give her last name. "When you come to Tampa, everyone knows the Mons Venus is the No. 1 strip club. So where is everyone? What is everyone doing? Are they sleeping? Republicans have money."
vudukungfu: FTFA: Brandy, for instance, said she danced for a man who told her he was from Washington, D.C. "He said he was a plumber," she said.Uh-oh.
Quantum Apostrophe: Have they checked the high school football teams?
eyeq360: They are all over at Chippendales and the gay S&M leather clubs watching sweaty, muscular men without body hair bump and grind to electronic music; slipping $50 all in $1 bill into bulgy crotches; sipping frou-frou drinks like Sex on the Beach; secretly giving eachother well-lubed hand jobs and screaming "make it rain!"Now get that image out of your head.
SnarfVader: Relatively Obscure: The girlsFound your problem.Done in two.
beta_plus: Relatively Obscure: The girlsFound your problem.Yes, but the men Republicans sleep with are of legal age.
bookman: GORDON: I guess the "republicans are all closeted sex fiends" talking point got a little exaggerated, eh?Hey, go easy on the 101st Fark Fighting Libtards - it's all they got. And they've got feelings.
beta_plus: Relatively Obscure: The girlsFound your problem.Yes, but the men Republicans sleep with are of legal age.[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x394]
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