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(The Sun)   Apparently having 100 orgasms a day isn't as fun as it sounds. Who knew   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 46
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2012-08-27 01:19:23 AM
16 votes:
Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder? PGAD is the best these doctors could come up with?

Ongoing Genital Orgasm Disorder was ~right~ there guys....
2012-08-27 12:16:35 AM
16 votes:

fusillade762: Isn't this a repeat? I could have sworn I've seen this story before.


This story comes around all the time.
2012-08-27 01:50:27 AM
12 votes:

Notabunny: Her typing must look like a Tourette's attack.

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digitalhousewives.com
2012-08-27 12:43:09 AM
9 votes:
FTFA:

She said: "I had constant orgasms for four days. I thought I was going mad. It also happened with a new partner and I even tried sitting on frozen peas."

Even though she's tired of orgasms, she still loves sitting on some great pea-ness.
2012-08-27 12:54:18 AM
8 votes:
img.thesun.co.uk

Lemme show you my O face.
2012-08-27 08:37:30 AM
7 votes:
i49.tinypic.com
2012-08-27 01:43:09 AM
7 votes:
Kim[...] first had problems after sex with a new boyfriend in 2008.
She said: "I had constant orgasms for four days."

Someone let this man know so he can get this etched on his tombstone.
2012-08-26 11:53:50 PM
5 votes:
x1c.xanga.com
2012-08-27 01:35:56 AM
4 votes:
She's faking 99 of those.
2012-08-26 10:51:08 PM
3 votes:
I'm surprised she could hold still for the pics!
2012-08-27 02:04:39 AM
2 votes:
And this is why you should think things through when you rub the magic lamp from the cave of wonders.

/not euphemisms.
2012-08-27 01:50:01 AM
2 votes:

doglover: FirstNationalBastard: FTFA:

She said: "I had constant orgasms for four days. I thought I was going mad. It also happened with a new partner and I even tried sitting on frozen peas."

Even though she's tired of orgasms, she still loves sitting on some green pea-ness.

29.media.tumblr.com

and her cooch probably smells like frozen fishsticks
i.ytimg.com

2012-08-27 01:49:48 AM
2 votes:
I'll bet everybody at the café orders what she's having
2012-08-27 01:47:04 AM
2 votes:
Her typing must look like a Tourette's attack.

Dear Sir,

This letter is in response to your recent inquiry **[nospam-﹫-backwards]***sk­s.*.isefqjLW[OIHJ LSIERT...aaizuer5*320-23/..as.dujg^ZZLIH$lka230in*ga0kzxd&!!
2012-08-28 11:19:39 AM
1 votes:

Dansker: Sorry, pet peeave.

2012-08-27 08:39:04 PM
1 votes:

Oznog: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

You SAY so, but where's the profile pic?


Found it.

i.imgur.com

/sorry
2012-08-27 06:56:52 PM
1 votes:
The orgasms leave her in pain, exhausted and unable to have a normal relationship. She said: "Other women wonder how to have an orgasm - I wonder how to stop mine."

Marriage.
2012-08-27 01:25:50 PM
1 votes:

Nemnoch:
Those are stretch marks, not scars. I have been scratched and clawed during sex more times than I can count and have never scarred from it...


Hey, maybe he had delicate skin. He really did have some faint scars from my fingernails, before I learned to stop doing it.
2012-08-27 12:37:45 PM
1 votes:
In other news, women everywhere have begun falling down the stairs at an alarmingly increased rate.
2012-08-27 12:14:09 PM
1 votes:
I got 99 problems but an orgasm ain't one.
2012-08-27 11:34:46 AM
1 votes:

groppet:
Yeah that guy can tell people "I farked a chick so hard she is still cumming"


I gave my boyfriend scratches on his back once. You know where--that place you grab on to when you're holding on for more. Showed me the (faint) scars at least a year later, bragging about how he'd once farked me so hard, I'd left scars on him.

He's such a dumbass, he's probably still showing women his scars and telling them what a great fark he is.

/He was pretty good.
2012-08-27 08:29:23 AM
1 votes:
img.thesun.co.uk

It's helpful that they include a picture of her vehicle, so that people can watch out for her on the road.
2012-08-27 08:07:58 AM
1 votes:
Why no "hottie" in the headline?

rebloggingdonk.com
2012-08-27 07:25:13 AM
1 votes:
Giving 100 orgasms a day is no picnic either, ma'm. Although it can be at a picnic...
2012-08-27 05:06:38 AM
1 votes:
img.thesun.co.uk == messeriespreferees.unblog.fr
2012-08-27 04:56:25 AM
1 votes:
Wanted for questioning. 

media.comicvine.com
2012-08-27 04:52:07 AM
1 votes:
On the verge of 100 Facebook "likes"
Is this lady whose coif seems like spikes
Her chief allure? Hourly spasms
Of powerful orgasms,
Oddly enough,her name is not Wanda Sykes
2012-08-27 04:23:41 AM
1 votes:

CommieTaoist: fusillade762: Isn't this a repeat? I could have sworn I've seen this story before.

This story comes around all the time.


Yeah, but they were all faked.
2012-08-27 03:36:08 AM
1 votes:

italie: Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder? PGAD is the best these doctors could come up with?

Ongoing Genital Orgasm Disorder was ~right~ there guys....


That gets a good solid golf clap right there, and was a half-second away from new keyboard.
2012-08-27 03:11:23 AM
1 votes:
12 sentences.

5 images.

The Sun.
2012-08-27 02:35:38 AM
1 votes:
I had to comment, if only because there were 69 comments already, and I'm sure that's the last thing this poor woman needs.
2012-08-27 02:24:10 AM
1 votes:
keelynet.files.wordpress.com
2012-08-27 02:09:42 AM
1 votes:

Notabunny: MzUnderstood: One Bad Apple: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

So it's all down hill from here you're saying ?

Good luck with the man trapping

Trapping... naw. I just want one that comes over a couple of times a week and maybe makes me dinner once in awhile and the goes the fark home. No traps here. I don't want one that's going to hang around and never leave. Men think women don't want a casual sexual relationship. Well, I do, and it's hard to find the right person. Just being honest. But I know, everything's a joke on FARK. So flame on, I don't care.

Dial 911 and make a cop come. Really though, their funky shifts make it hard for them to meet normal non-cop people, and a lot of them are looking for exactly what you described.


Are you a cop?
2012-08-27 02:08:43 AM
1 votes:

batcookie: MzUnderstood: batcookie: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

.... And you need just one..why?

Well, I could do with more than one, but that just makes things more complicated. If there was that ONE that could get the job done then I wouldn't need more than one, right? By the way my personal record was 34 in a 6-7 hour period. Lots of fun, but became a relationship and fell apart. I wasn't looking for a relationship then and I'm not now.

Oh, weed out the drama lovers. That's your first rule of thumb. There's no shortage of guys with no desire for attachment. Believe me, you're never gonna find one that fits all your ideals.


All my ideals are pretty simple. As stated. Come over a couple of times a week. Make me dinner once in awhile and as long as the connection is there and the sex is good, then we go on our merry way. I'm not too demanding and I cum really easy. I can cum as much as I want or as little. And drama lovers are hard to spot. They like to come off like it's all good, and the next thing you know they're texting you 15 times a day just to say hi and ask what you're doing. Gets weird.
2012-08-27 02:03:50 AM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: MzUnderstood: One Bad Apple: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

So it's all down hill from here you're saying ?

Good luck with the man trapping

Trapping... naw. I just want one that comes over a couple of times a week and maybe makes me dinner once in awhile and the goes the fark home. No traps here. I don't want one that's going to hang around and never leave. Men think women don't want a casual sexual relationship. Well, I do, and it's hard to find the right person. Just being honest. But I know, everything's a joke on FARK. So flame on, I don't care.

Do you have any pictures? Your profile is empty.

A casual physical relationship requires at least a basic level of trust. Otherwise, it's difficult to jump in to this kind of thing.


I've been on FARK for over 10 years. Had another acct I never used. I don't add to my profile because, well, honestly FARK has gone down hill over the years and at one point I stopped checking in altogether. I don't need the approval of farkers or the criticism. I've never even looked in to uploading a pic. Should I do it? Does it need to be on a host site? Or can I upload from my drive?

And yes, casual or not there needs to be a connection and trust and that is hard to find.
2012-08-27 01:56:14 AM
1 votes:

One Bad Apple: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

So it's all down hill from here you're saying ?

Good luck with the man trapping


Trapping... naw. I just want one that comes over a couple of times a week and maybe makes me dinner once in awhile and the goes the fark home. No traps here. I don't want one that's going to hang around and never leave. Men think women don't want a casual sexual relationship. Well, I do, and it's hard to find the right person. Just being honest. But I know, everything's a joke on FARK. So flame on, I don't care.
2012-08-27 01:47:30 AM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: This thread is now incomprehensible to biatches.


Don't feel sorry for them. They get to baffle and horrify us in menstruation threads.

The horror...
2012-08-27 01:44:52 AM
1 votes:
I used to know a woman who had the same problem and it really sucked for her. And coworkers/bosses. Just having a normal conversation with the boss and it starts. Awkward for all parties. "Hang, on, it's starting up..." "Oh. Um. Should I come back? Or turn around or something?"
2012-08-27 01:43:50 AM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: batcookie: AverageAmericanGuy: This thread is now incomprehensible to biatches.

Don't flatter yourselves, your plumbing's not all that complicated to understand. :-)

I suppose biatches have their own complicated lube/stimulation tools and creams to deal with.

I was mostly kidding anyway. I love the biatches.


Either you need a vocabulary lesson or someone needs to turn you in for violation of beastiality laws I think.
2012-08-27 01:37:27 AM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: This thread is now incomprehensible to biatches.


Don't flatter yourselves, your plumbing's not all that complicated to understand. :-)
2012-08-27 01:28:32 AM
1 votes:
This thread is now incomprehensible to biatches.
2012-08-27 01:18:02 AM
1 votes:
She looks like Adjoa Andoh.

AverageAmericanGuy: I had 6 in one day once. I had to take a week off because I literally got a scab under my glans from the friction.

Totally get what this person is talking about.


Youre a dry guy?
2012-08-27 01:16:05 AM
1 votes:
I had 6 in one day once. I had to take a week off because I literally got a scab under my glans from the friction.

Totally get what this person is talking about.
2012-08-27 12:59:48 AM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: FTFA:

She said: "I had constant orgasms for four days. I thought I was going mad. It also happened with a new partner and I even tried sitting on frozen peas."

Even though she's tired of orgasms, she still loves sitting on some great pea-ness.


Hey, it's no laughing matter. That poor women has tried everything... frozen pea-ness, Dixie pea-ness, mushy pea-ness, chick pea-ness, flat pea-ness, sweet pea-ness, square pea-ness, snap pea-ness, snow pea-ness, split pea-ness (!)... she's gone interracial with yellow pea-ness and black pea-ness, and she even went so far as try partridge pea-ness and cow pea-ness (though I'm pretty sure there are laws those last two).
2012-08-26 11:50:33 PM
1 votes:
Isn't this a repeat? I could have sworn I've seen this story before.
2012-08-26 11:01:23 PM
1 votes:
I'd be happy with just one a day. 100 sounds exhausting.
 
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