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(The Sun)   Apparently having 100 orgasms a day isn't as fun as it sounds. Who knew   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 19
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2012-08-27 01:19:23 AM
4 votes:
Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder? PGAD is the best these doctors could come up with?

Ongoing Genital Orgasm Disorder was ~right~ there guys....
2012-08-27 01:43:09 AM
3 votes:
Kim[...] first had problems after sex with a new boyfriend in 2008.
She said: "I had constant orgasms for four days."

Someone let this man know so he can get this etched on his tombstone.
2012-08-27 05:06:38 AM
2 votes:
img.thesun.co.uk == messeriespreferees.unblog.fr
2012-08-27 01:57:15 AM
2 votes:
Had PGAD symptoms a few years ago when my pudenal nerve went wonky for awhile. It was like having a bladder infection x1000 plus swelling and pain. Being able to pretty much instantly orgasm on command was not worth all of the negatives.

I was lucky it went away, thought I deathly fear living the rest of my life like that. I can't help but feel that many PGAD stories in tabloids are tongue in cheek, exploitative "we should ALL be so lucky to have a disease like this!" kind of affairs. You would NOT want those symptoms, any more than you'd want a month long priapism.
2012-08-27 01:52:47 AM
2 votes:

MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.


So it's all down hill from here you're saying ?

Good luck with the man trapping
2012-08-27 12:16:35 AM
2 votes:

fusillade762: Isn't this a repeat? I could have sworn I've seen this story before.


This story comes around all the time.
2012-08-27 01:44:03 PM
1 votes:

MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.


You SAY so, but where's the profile pic?
2012-08-27 07:23:21 AM
1 votes:

SpeedyBB: Ambivalence:
I don't THINK so. In some middle east countries it's standard practice to give girls clitorectomies at puberty (They're sickeningly referred to as female circumscision). The point is to make it so a woman doesn't feel pleasure during sex and is therefor less likely to be unfaithful. Men are still allowed to enjoy sex as much as they want.

Not really: the men are mutilated as well, to desensitize the glans penis.

It's called 'circumcision'.


I didn't think male circumcision is done so that men wouldn't enjoy sex and therefore reduce the likelihood of his being unfaithful, or at least, if that is why they do that, it isn't working.
2012-08-27 03:38:02 AM
1 votes:
I imagine this is close to the female equivalent of an erection lasting longer than 4 hours. Sounds good on paper, sounds good saying it, but not so good having it.
2012-08-27 03:11:23 AM
1 votes:
12 sentences.

5 images.

The Sun.
2012-08-27 01:56:14 AM
1 votes:

One Bad Apple: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

So it's all down hill from here you're saying ?

Good luck with the man trapping


Trapping... naw. I just want one that comes over a couple of times a week and maybe makes me dinner once in awhile and the goes the fark home. No traps here. I don't want one that's going to hang around and never leave. Men think women don't want a casual sexual relationship. Well, I do, and it's hard to find the right person. Just being honest. But I know, everything's a joke on FARK. So flame on, I don't care.
2012-08-27 01:47:27 AM
1 votes:

Relatively Obscure: [img.thesun.co.uk image 465x620]

Lemme show you my O face.


looks like C.H Pound aka Claudette Wyms from The Shield
2012-08-27 01:47:04 AM
1 votes:
Her typing must look like a Tourette's attack.

Dear Sir,

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2012-08-27 01:44:52 AM
1 votes:
I used to know a woman who had the same problem and it really sucked for her. And coworkers/bosses. Just having a normal conversation with the boss and it starts. Awkward for all parties. "Hang, on, it's starting up..." "Oh. Um. Should I come back? Or turn around or something?"
2012-08-27 01:21:45 AM
1 votes:

DeltaPunch: Ambivalence: Barring that there's always a clitorectomy. She may never have another orgasm again but that may be preferable.

Can't women have both clitoral and vaginal orgasms? Maybe a clitoridectomy would stop the constant orgasms but allow her to still have vaginal ones?

I wonder if this happens to guys... I've had male friends who've tried to jerk off as many times as possible in one day (when they were younger or whatever), and they basically said blood comes out after the 10th time or so. *shudder*


I don't THINK so. In some middle east countries it's standard practice to give girls clitorectomies at puberty (They're sickeningly referred to as female circumscision). The point is to make it so a woman doesn't feel pleasure during sex and is therefor less likely to be unfaithful. Men are still allowed to enjoy sex as much as they want.
2012-08-27 01:19:00 AM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: I had 6 in one day once. I had to take a week off because I literally got a scab under my glans from the friction.

Totally get what this person is talking about.


Good thing you stopped at 6 because by the time 8 comes around you can use your own blood as the lube from rubbing it raw.
2012-08-27 12:43:09 AM
1 votes:
FTFA:

She said: "I had constant orgasms for four days. I thought I was going mad. It also happened with a new partner and I even tried sitting on frozen peas."

Even though she's tired of orgasms, she still loves sitting on some great pea-ness.
2012-08-26 11:53:50 PM
1 votes:
x1c.xanga.com
2012-08-26 11:01:23 PM
1 votes:
I'd be happy with just one a day. 100 sounds exhausting.
 
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