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(The Sun)   Apparently having 100 orgasms a day isn't as fun as it sounds. Who knew   (thesun.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-08-27 08:39:04 PM  

Oznog: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

You SAY so, but where's the profile pic?


Found it.

i.imgur.com

/sorry
 
2012-08-27 11:25:35 PM  

MzUnderstood: 911, it's an emergency!!! I need at least 5 orgasms!!! That is funny. I'm tempted, but I don't want to get arrested and end up a FARK article.


Jeez, I've got at least 5 orgasms laying around here somewhere. You can have them for free.

But you've got to cum and pick them up.
 
2012-08-28 05:54:49 AM  
i think she looks like a monkey (cause of her hair style) not cause she's black
although that's part of it
 
2012-08-28 06:39:41 AM  
Finally, a woman I can please.
 
2012-08-28 07:07:11 AM  

Freezingprocess: Finally, a woman I can please

peas.

Sorry, pet peeve.
 
2012-08-28 11:19:39 AM  

Dansker: Sorry, pet peeave.

 
2012-08-28 11:56:23 AM  

MzUnderstood: One Bad Apple: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

So it's all down hill from here you're saying ?

Good luck with the man trapping

Trapping... naw. I just want one that comes over a couple of times a week and maybe makes me dinner once in awhile and the goes the fark home. No traps here. I don't want one that's going to hang around and never leave. Men think women don't want a casual sexual relationship. Well, I do, and it's hard to find the right person. Just being honest. But I know, everything's a joke on FARK. So flame on, I don't care.



How YOU doin'?
 
2012-08-28 01:36:51 PM  

Ninjazx: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

you should say something else.


I'm 5'3", 115lbs, half Thai/half American mutt, I have long black hair, tan complexion, almond shaped brown eyes, small, but nice handful sized tits, I enjoy sex A LOT, not looking for a serious relationship just want to get laid a few times a week and have someone else make dinner sometimes. I don't need a man with lots of money. I don't want to be taken out and spoiled. I just want orgasms, at least 5 per session, which cum really easy to me. I don't want a man to be hanging around all the time. Just get the job done and go home or make dinner. I don't want to be the other woman, because I would not want that to be done to me. Just a stable FWB sort of thing. Of course it would be nice if there were some connection on the physical/mental level to make the sex that much better. Sex without connection can be good, but sex with a connection usually leaves you riding the high long after the sex is over and that is a good thing. My "demands" are so simple that it has boggled me that I can not find this sort of thing. Im thinking of looking in to the older men. I don't care if they need viagra to get the job done, just seems like they might have the lifestyle and be past the looking for life partner stage and be either too busy with a career or content enough that they also don't need a relationship. I don't know anymore and I've given up 'looking' and figure the right situation will come along when it's meant to. Did I say enough?
 
2012-08-28 01:38:29 PM  

MzUnderstood: Ninjazx: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

you should say something else.

I'm 5'3", 115lbs, half Thai/half American mutt, I have long black hair, tan complexion, almond shaped brown eyes, small, but nice handful sized tits, I enjoy sex A LOT, not looking for a serious relationship just want to get laid a few times a week and have someone else make dinner sometimes. I don't need a man with lots of money. I don't want to be taken out and spoiled. I just want orgasms, at least 5 per session, which cum really easy to me. I don't want a man to be hanging around all the time. Just get the job done and go home or make dinner. I don't want to be the other woman, because I would not want that to be done to me. Just a stable FWB sort of thing. Of course it would be nice if there were some connection on the physical/mental level to make the sex that much better. Sex without connection can be good, but sex with a connection usually leaves you riding the high long after the sex is over and that is a good thing. My "demands" are so simple that it has boggled me that I can not find this sort of thing. Im thinking of looking in to the older men. I don't care if they need viagra to get the job done, just seems like they might have the lifestyle and be past the looking for life partner stage and be either too busy with a career or content enough that they also don't need a relationship. I don't know anymore and I've given up 'looking' and figure the right situation will come along when it's meant to. Did I say enough?


Oh yeah, and Im in Northern California, just north of SF. Not in Australia as someone had suggested.
 
2012-08-28 05:00:12 PM  

MzUnderstood: Did I say enough?


You didn't say anything about moving somewhere in the vicinity of Copenhagen.
 
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