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2012-08-27 06:23:53 AM

Nidiot: AverageAmericanGuy: I can't say about your particular situation, but during my last trip to Melbourne (I haven't had the pleasure of visiting Sydney yet) of the rugged handsomeness of the men there. And the women? Well, they were ruggedly handsome too...

I have never been in a city so overpopulated by unattractive women. It was fascinating.

But unattractive is in the eye of the beholder. I can't say I'm spoiled here in Seattle, the capital of frumpy women. Still, there are a few chiquitas who catch my eye.

Only my devotion to my wife keeps me on the straight and narrow.

Melbourne doesn't sound like too bad a place for a woman to be then, since being surrounded by better looking women isn't going to do a girl any favours. I have noticed the percentage of bottle blondes increases the further north one goes, no idea why that is. By the time you get to Queensland you'd be forgiven for thinking that blonde is the only colour women come it. Unless they are asian of course.


Clearly, my business has me traveling to the wrong parts of Australia.
 
2012-08-27 06:34:36 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I can't say about your particular situation, but during my last trip to Melbourne (I haven't had the pleasure of visiting Sydney yet) of the rugged handsomeness of the men there. And the women? Well, they were ruggedly handsome too...

I have never been in a city so overpopulated by unattractive women. It was fascinating.

But unattractive is in the eye of the beholder. I can't say I'm spoiled here in Seattle, the capital of frumpy women. Still, there are a few chiquitas who catch my eye.

Only my devotion to my wife keeps me on the straight and narrow.


Frumpy?

(looks down at flannel jammie pants and hoodie)

Nevermind.
 
2012-08-27 06:50:11 AM
Is there no way to remove her spinal cysts? It sounds like that might be the cause of the problem. Remove them, and solution.
 
2012-08-27 06:53:27 AM

MzUnderstood: batcookie: MzUnderstood: batcookie: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

.... And you need just one..why?

Well, I could do with more than one, but that just makes things more complicated. If there was that ONE that could get the job done then I wouldn't need more than one, right? By the way my personal record was 34 in a 6-7 hour period. Lots of fun, but became a relationship and fell apart. I wasn't looking for a relationship then and I'm not now.

Oh, weed out the drama lovers. That's your first rule of thumb. There's no shortage of guys with no desire for attachment. Believe me, you're never gonna find one that fits all your ideals.

All my ideals are pretty simple. As stated. Come over a couple of times a week. Make me dinner once in awhile and as long as the connection is there and the sex is good, then we go on our merry way. I'm not too demanding and I cum really easy. I can cum as much as I want or as little. And drama lovers are hard to spot. They like to come off like it's all good, and the next thing you know they're texting you 15 times a day just to say hi and ask what you're doing. Gets weird.


Happily married and on the wrong coast, or I'd volunteer; you sound OK.

Good luck in your hunt.
 
2012-08-27 06:59:06 AM
nubian plz.
 
2012-08-27 07:09:50 AM

Ambivalence: DeltaPunch: Ambivalence: Barring that there's always a clitorectomy. She may never have another orgasm again but that may be preferable.

Can't women have both clitoral and vaginal orgasms? Maybe a clitoridectomy would stop the constant orgasms but allow her to still have vaginal ones?

I wonder if this happens to guys... I've had male friends who've tried to jerk off as many times as possible in one day (when they were younger or whatever), and they basically said blood comes out after the 10th time or so. *shudder*

I don't THINK so. In some middle east countries it's standard practice to give girls clitorectomies at puberty (They're sickeningly referred to as female circumscision). The point is to make it so a woman doesn't feel pleasure during sex and is therefor less likely to be unfaithful. Men are still allowed to enjoy sex as much as they want.


Not really: the men are mutilated as well, to desensitize the glans penis.

It's called 'circumcision'.
 
2012-08-27 07:23:21 AM

SpeedyBB: Ambivalence:
I don't THINK so. In some middle east countries it's standard practice to give girls clitorectomies at puberty (They're sickeningly referred to as female circumscision). The point is to make it so a woman doesn't feel pleasure during sex and is therefor less likely to be unfaithful. Men are still allowed to enjoy sex as much as they want.

Not really: the men are mutilated as well, to desensitize the glans penis.

It's called 'circumcision'.


I didn't think male circumcision is done so that men wouldn't enjoy sex and therefore reduce the likelihood of his being unfaithful, or at least, if that is why they do that, it isn't working.
 
2012-08-27 07:25:13 AM
Giving 100 orgasms a day is no picnic either, ma'm. Although it can be at a picnic...
 
2012-08-27 07:33:44 AM

Nidiot: SpeedyBB: Ambivalence:
I don't THINK so. In some middle east countries it's standard practice to give girls clitorectomies at puberty (They're sickeningly referred to as female circumscision). The point is to make it so a woman doesn't feel pleasure during sex and is therefor less likely to be unfaithful. Men are still allowed to enjoy sex as much as they want.

Not really: the men are mutilated as well, to desensitize the glans penis.

It's called 'circumcision'.

I didn't think male circumcision is done so that men wouldn't enjoy sex and therefore reduce the likelihood of his being unfaithful, or at least, if that is why they do that, it isn't working.


I've studied the matter in detail (living in a country of 200 million Muslims and my conclusion is that it's all about social control. Historically.

Forget all that 'hygiene' malarkey. It's brutal theocrat action.Traumatic in the extreme, to the small male.

'So you delight in your little beauty? Well just watch what the big people are going to do to it. And let this be a lesson as to what we can do with the rest of you, fella. Pain and even death. You belong to us.

'But we love you.'
 
2012-08-27 07:54:33 AM

SpeedyBB:
I've studied the matter in detail (living in a country of 200 million Muslims and my conclusion is that it's all about social control. Historically.

Forget all that 'hygiene' malarkey. It's brutal theocrat action.Traumatic in the extreme, to the small male.

'So you delight in your little beauty? Well just watch what the big people are going to do to it. And let this be a lesson as to what we can do with the rest of you, fella. Pain and even death. You belong to us.

'But we love you.'


Social control is the whole point of religion in the first place, so that makes as much sense as anything could I guess.

Yeah, God loves you ... except for that bit. Obviously.

Really if God hates that bit so much couldn't He just have left it off?
 
2012-08-27 07:55:26 AM
Imagine if it was a guy instead ...

Talk about your sticky situation.
 
2012-08-27 08:01:55 AM

nmemkha: Imagine if it was a guy instead ...


www.jca-photo.com

He'd be looking like this after about 2 weeks
 
2012-08-27 08:07:08 AM
so what is the deal with the mop and the SUV?
 
2012-08-27 08:07:58 AM
Why no "hottie" in the headline?

rebloggingdonk.com
 
2012-08-27 08:16:19 AM

italie: Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder? PGAD is the best these doctors could come up with?

Ongoing Genital Orgasm Disorder was ~right~ there guys....


...can't...stop...laughing
 
2012-08-27 08:18:29 AM

italie: Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder? PGAD is the best these doctors could come up with?

Ongoing Genital Orgasm Disorder was ~right~ there guys....


Great Jorb! +!
 
2012-08-27 08:20:08 AM
when I read the headline Nurse has 100 orgasms a day I was kind of mentally picturing
cl.jroo.me
 
2012-08-27 08:29:23 AM
img.thesun.co.uk

It's helpful that they include a picture of her vehicle, so that people can watch out for her on the road.
 
2012-08-27 08:34:47 AM
i.imgur.com

Is the Sun hinting that she's a squirter?

also...

i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-27 08:37:30 AM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-27 08:37:50 AM

MzUnderstood: One Bad Apple: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

So it's all down hill from here you're saying ?

Good luck with the man trapping

Trapping... naw. I just want one that comes over a couple of times a week and maybe makes me dinner once in awhile and the goes the fark home. No traps here. I don't want one that's going to hang around and never leave. Men think women don't want a casual sexual relationship. Well, I do, and it's hard to find the right person. Just being honest. But I know, everything's a joke on FARK. So flame on, I don't care.


If you had a profile counter, it would bespinning so fast the stability of the space-time continuum would be in danger.......
 
2012-08-27 08:40:52 AM
Hellooooooo, Nurse!

/Not really
//I'm sure it's awful
 
2012-08-27 08:41:16 AM

nmemkha: Imagine if it was a guy instead ...

Talk about your sticky situation.

 

www.hitstoreuk.com
 
2012-08-27 09:23:45 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-27 09:27:17 AM

Cynical 0: Kim[...] first had problems after sex with a new boyfriend in 2008.
She said: "I had constant orgasms for four days."

Someone let this man know so he can get this etched on his tombstone.


Yeah that guy can tell people "I farked a chick so hard she is still cumming"
 
2012-08-27 09:31:04 AM

MzUnderstood: One Bad Apple: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

So it's all down hill from here you're saying ?

Good luck with the man trapping

Trapping... naw. I just want one that comes over a couple of times a week and maybe makes me dinner once in awhile and the goes the fark home. No traps here. I don't want one that's going to hang around and never leave. Men think women don't want a casual sexual relationship. Well, I do, and it's hard to find the right person. Just being honest. But I know, everything's a joke on FARK. So flame on, I don't care.


You need a married family man who loves his family but is getting shut down too often by his wife.

So basically 95% of married men.
 
2012-08-27 09:36:52 AM

BHK: For me it's the lube on certain brands of condoms that I am allergic to

Unfortunately for me, I'm allergic to the smell of burning rubber.
 
2012-08-27 10:15:41 AM

Notabunny: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

29/31

/i keed
//i keed


I don't even need to click the link to know that Garfunkel and Oates!
 
2012-08-27 11:03:35 AM

JinxofSpades: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x337]

It's helpful that they include a picture of her vehicle, so that people can watch out for her on the road.


I lost it when I saw the car pic... I was all WTF?
 
2012-08-27 11:13:16 AM

haemaker: [x1c.xanga.com image 308x313]


I'm so glad I'm the only one in the office right now..laughing so hard i nearly fell out of my chair.
 
2012-08-27 11:34:46 AM

groppet:
Yeah that guy can tell people "I farked a chick so hard she is still cumming"


I gave my boyfriend scratches on his back once. You know where--that place you grab on to when you're holding on for more. Showed me the (faint) scars at least a year later, bragging about how he'd once farked me so hard, I'd left scars on him.

He's such a dumbass, he's probably still showing women his scars and telling them what a great fark he is.

/He was pretty good.
 
2012-08-27 11:35:24 AM
Might I suggest she have sex with stubby, that's been known to stop orgasms in their track.
 
2012-08-27 11:39:38 AM

MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.


you should say something else.
 
2012-08-27 11:45:59 AM

cryinoutloud: groppet:
Yeah that guy can tell people "I farked a chick so hard she is still cumming"

I gave my boyfriend scratches on his back once. You know where--that place you grab on to when you're holding on for more. Showed me the (faint) scars at least a year later, bragging about how he'd once farked me so hard, I'd left scars on him.

He's such a dumbass, he's probably still showing women his scars and telling them what a great fark he is.

/He was pretty good.


Those are stretch marks, not scars. I have been scratched and clawed during sex more times than I can count and have never scarred from it...
 
2012-08-27 12:14:09 PM
I got 99 problems but an orgasm ain't one.
 
2012-08-27 12:29:05 PM

Tax Boy: [i.imgur.com image 620x365]

Is the Sun hinting that she's a squirter?


I came into this threed to make that very reference: that after 100 orgasms, some mopping is required.
 
2012-08-27 12:37:45 PM
In other news, women everywhere have begun falling down the stairs at an alarmingly increased rate.
 
2012-08-27 01:25:50 PM

Nemnoch:
Those are stretch marks, not scars. I have been scratched and clawed during sex more times than I can count and have never scarred from it...


Hey, maybe he had delicate skin. He really did have some faint scars from my fingernails, before I learned to stop doing it.
 
2012-08-27 01:44:03 PM

MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.


You SAY so, but where's the profile pic?
 
2012-08-27 01:45:16 PM
I once jerked off 12 times in a day just to see if i could...

/actually my record is 16 orgasms in a day.
/no refractory period at all.
 
2012-08-27 01:57:26 PM

lordargent: Frothy Panties : Oh yeat, that's right, they all look alike...

It's ok, I have friends who are black.


+1 Internets
 
2012-08-27 02:09:37 PM

MzUnderstood:



Trapping... naw. I just want one that comes over a couple of times a week and maybe makes me dinner once in awhile and the goes the fark home. No traps here. I don't want one that's going to hang around and never leave. Men think women don't want a casual sexual relationship. Well, I do, and it's hard to find the right person. Just being honest. But I know, everything's a joke on FARK. So flame on, I don't care.



Yeesh, you really do need to get laid.
Got no more contacts in Cali. Can't help.
 
2012-08-27 02:23:05 PM
This thread seems to be chock full of Internet Stud Muffins...
 
2012-08-27 02:45:12 PM
She said: "I had constant orgasms for four days. I thought I was going mad. It also happened with a new partner and I even tried sitting on frozen peas."

i1.kym-cdn.com

/sorry I'm late to the thread
 
2012-08-27 02:56:10 PM

cryinoutloud: Nemnoch:
Those are stretch marks, not scars. I have been scratched and clawed during sex more times than I can count and have never scarred from it...

Hey, maybe he had delicate skin. He really did have some faint scars from my fingernails, before I learned to stop doing it.


My wife used to grab my flesh and just pull, like she was trying to make my lats wider or something, after a few times of explaining how freakin' BAD THAT HURT she stopped that shiat...
 
2012-08-27 03:55:05 PM
And as a visual aid, here is someone mopping a floor.

lol. The Sun is there.
 
2012-08-27 04:39:43 PM

SpeedyBB: Nidiot: SpeedyBB: Ambivalence:
I don't THINK so. In some middle east countries it's standard practice to give girls clitorectomies at puberty (They're sickeningly referred to as female circumscision). The point is to make it so a woman doesn't feel pleasure during sex and is therefor less likely to be unfaithful. Men are still allowed to enjoy sex as much as they want.

Not really: the men are mutilated as well, to desensitize the glans penis.

It's called 'circumcision'.

I didn't think male circumcision is done so that men wouldn't enjoy sex and therefore reduce the likelihood of his being unfaithful, or at least, if that is why they do that, it isn't working.

I've studied the matter in detail (living in a country of 200 million Muslims and my conclusion is that it's all about social control. Historically.

Forget all that 'hygiene' malarkey. It's brutal theocrat action.Traumatic in the extreme, to the small male.

'So you delight in your little beauty? Well just watch what the big people are going to do to it. And let this be a lesson as to what we can do with the rest of you, fella. Pain and even death. You belong to us.

'But we love you.'


Didn't it originate somewhere in central Africa, and eventually work its way up to the Middle East? I wouldn't be surprised if the culture that originally did it was the same that invented the female equivalent, or if both were done for the same purpose.

The odd thing was that doctors in the 19th century USA, and to a lesser extent England, promoted both as a means of preventing masturbation rather than controlling sexual promiscuity. Only the male variety became popular among doctors, though, and in the last few decades here people have been able to come to their senses and make an effort to halt the practice.

/this continues our regularly scheduled threadjacking
 
2012-08-27 05:19:55 PM

cyberspacedout: SpeedyBB: Nidiot: SpeedyBB: Ambivalence:
I don't THINK so. In some middle east countries it's standard practice to give girls clitorectomies at puberty (They're sickeningly referred to as female circumscision). The point is to make it so a woman doesn't feel pleasure during sex and is therefor less likely to be unfaithful. Men are still allowed to enjoy sex as much as they want.

Not really: the men are mutilated as well, to desensitize the glans penis.

It's called 'circumcision'.

I didn't think male circumcision is done so that men wouldn't enjoy sex and therefore reduce the likelihood of his being unfaithful, or at least, if that is why they do that, it isn't working.

I've studied the matter in detail (living in a country of 200 million Muslims and my conclusion is that it's all about social control. Historically.

Forget all that 'hygiene' malarkey. It's brutal theocrat action.Traumatic in the extreme, to the small male.

'So you delight in your little beauty? Well just watch what the big people are going to do to it. And let this be a lesson as to what we can do with the rest of you, fella. Pain and even death. You belong to us.

'But we love you.'

Didn't it originate somewhere in central Africa, and eventually work its way up to the Middle East? I wouldn't be surprised if the culture that originally did it was the same that invented the female equivalent, or if both were done for the same purpose.

The odd thing was that doctors in the 19th century USA, and to a lesser extent England, promoted both as a means of preventing masturbation rather than controlling sexual promiscuity. Only the male variety became popular among doctors, though, and in the last few decades here people have been able to come to their senses and make an effort to halt the practice.

/this continues our regularly scheduled threadjacking


//He said 'jacking'. Tee hee.
 
2012-08-27 06:56:52 PM
The orgasms leave her in pain, exhausted and unable to have a normal relationship. She said: "Other women wonder how to have an orgasm - I wonder how to stop mine."

Marriage.
 
2012-08-27 07:51:08 PM
I thought the female orgasm is a myth? Why wasn't this from The Onion?
 
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