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2012-08-27 01:59:29 AM  

MzUnderstood: One Bad Apple: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

So it's all down hill from here you're saying ?

Good luck with the man trapping

Trapping... naw. I just want one that comes over a couple of times a week and maybe makes me dinner once in awhile and the goes the fark home. No traps here. I don't want one that's going to hang around and never leave. Men think women don't want a casual sexual relationship. Well, I do, and it's hard to find the right person. Just being honest. But I know, everything's a joke on FARK. So flame on, I don't care.


Which brings me back to... why the hell settle for one? There's no "Mr. Perfect" any more than there's a "Ms. Perfect." Lots of guys have worthwhile qualities. As long as you're honest with them about not wanting anything monogamous, take the qualities you're looking for from different sources. :-)
 
2012-08-27 01:59:57 AM  

insertsnarkyusername: AverageAmericanGuy: Cyno01: She looks like Adjoa Andoh.

AverageAmericanGuy: I had 6 in one day once. I had to take a week off because I literally got a scab under my glans from the friction.

Totally get what this person is talking about.

Youre a dry guy?

I was using conditioner. I was young. It was a log time ago.

That's nothing, I once used a lotion I didn't know I was allergic to for several days. Fire engine red my friend, on the plus side since it was swollen it looked huge. I had to bring my girlfriend to the doctor with me to explain that one.


I got a contact dermatitis from a GF's spermicide one time. Red, itchy nastiness. She was furious when I mentioned it (before the diagnosis) because she thought I had an STD.
 
2012-08-27 02:00:09 AM  

invictus2:
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[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

 

That show was WAY too funny to end so early.
 
2012-08-27 02:01:32 AM  

MzUnderstood: batcookie: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

.... And you need just one..why?

Well, I could do with more than one, but that just makes things more complicated. If there was that ONE that could get the job done then I wouldn't need more than one, right? By the way my personal record was 34 in a 6-7 hour period. Lots of fun, but became a relationship and fell apart. I wasn't looking for a relationship then and I'm not now.


Oh, weed out the drama lovers. That's your first rule of thumb. There's no shortage of guys with no desire for attachment. Believe me, you're never gonna find one that fits all your ideals.
 
2012-08-27 02:03:50 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: MzUnderstood: One Bad Apple: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

So it's all down hill from here you're saying ?

Good luck with the man trapping

Trapping... naw. I just want one that comes over a couple of times a week and maybe makes me dinner once in awhile and the goes the fark home. No traps here. I don't want one that's going to hang around and never leave. Men think women don't want a casual sexual relationship. Well, I do, and it's hard to find the right person. Just being honest. But I know, everything's a joke on FARK. So flame on, I don't care.

Do you have any pictures? Your profile is empty.

A casual physical relationship requires at least a basic level of trust. Otherwise, it's difficult to jump in to this kind of thing.


I've been on FARK for over 10 years. Had another acct I never used. I don't add to my profile because, well, honestly FARK has gone down hill over the years and at one point I stopped checking in altogether. I don't need the approval of farkers or the criticism. I've never even looked in to uploading a pic. Should I do it? Does it need to be on a host site? Or can I upload from my drive?

And yes, casual or not there needs to be a connection and trust and that is hard to find.
 
2012-08-27 02:03:52 AM  

MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.


I had a girl friend have 15 in one marathon session (I had 5). She was good to go for more but I achieved a slow burning hard that while it stayed up, sure wasn't going to go off. It got uncomfortable to the point I didn't want to continue.
I have been assured that for a woman the key is to be comfortable and in love with her partner. Then you want someone with good technique and a good communicator who can learn what you like. That or find someone with a lot of money and that other stuff doesn't matter so damned much.
 
2012-08-27 02:04:39 AM  
And this is why you should think things through when you rub the magic lamp from the cave of wonders.

/not euphemisms.
 
2012-08-27 02:04:50 AM  

MzUnderstood: One Bad Apple: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

So it's all down hill from here you're saying ?

Good luck with the man trapping

Trapping... naw. I just want one that comes over a couple of times a week and maybe makes me dinner once in awhile and the goes the fark home. No traps here. I don't want one that's going to hang around and never leave. Men think women don't want a casual sexual relationship. Well, I do, and it's hard to find the right person. Just being honest. But I know, everything's a joke on FARK. So flame on, I don't care.


Dial 911 and make a cop come. Really though, their funky shifts make it hard for them to meet normal non-cop people, and a lot of them are looking for exactly what you described.
 
2012-08-27 02:06:30 AM  

MzUnderstood: AverageAmericanGuy: MzUnderstood: One Bad Apple: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

So it's all down hill from here you're saying ?

Good luck with the man trapping

Trapping... naw. I just want one that comes over a couple of times a week and maybe makes me dinner once in awhile and the goes the fark home. No traps here. I don't want one that's going to hang around and never leave. Men think women don't want a casual sexual relationship. Well, I do, and it's hard to find the right person. Just being honest. But I know, everything's a joke on FARK. So flame on, I don't care.

Do you have any pictures? Your profile is empty.

A casual physical relationship requires at least a basic level of trust. Otherwise, it's difficult to jump in to this kind of thing.

I've been on FARK for over 10 years. Had another acct I never used. I don't add to my profile because, well, honestly FARK has gone down hill over the years and at one point I stopped checking in altogether. I don't need the approval of farkers or the criticism. I've never even looked in to uploading a pic. Should I do it? Does it need to be on a host site? Or can I upload from my drive?

And yes, casual or not there needs to be a connection and trust and that is hard to find.


As I've been told before, fark is not my personal dating site. I really didn't have any right to demand anything like that from you.

I don't have a picture on my own profile either. So who am I to say?
 
2012-08-27 02:07:27 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-27 02:08:43 AM  

batcookie: MzUnderstood: batcookie: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

.... And you need just one..why?

Well, I could do with more than one, but that just makes things more complicated. If there was that ONE that could get the job done then I wouldn't need more than one, right? By the way my personal record was 34 in a 6-7 hour period. Lots of fun, but became a relationship and fell apart. I wasn't looking for a relationship then and I'm not now.

Oh, weed out the drama lovers. That's your first rule of thumb. There's no shortage of guys with no desire for attachment. Believe me, you're never gonna find one that fits all your ideals.


All my ideals are pretty simple. As stated. Come over a couple of times a week. Make me dinner once in awhile and as long as the connection is there and the sex is good, then we go on our merry way. I'm not too demanding and I cum really easy. I can cum as much as I want or as little. And drama lovers are hard to spot. They like to come off like it's all good, and the next thing you know they're texting you 15 times a day just to say hi and ask what you're doing. Gets weird.
 
2012-08-27 02:09:42 AM  

Notabunny: MzUnderstood: One Bad Apple: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

So it's all down hill from here you're saying ?

Good luck with the man trapping

Trapping... naw. I just want one that comes over a couple of times a week and maybe makes me dinner once in awhile and the goes the fark home. No traps here. I don't want one that's going to hang around and never leave. Men think women don't want a casual sexual relationship. Well, I do, and it's hard to find the right person. Just being honest. But I know, everything's a joke on FARK. So flame on, I don't care.

Dial 911 and make a cop come. Really though, their funky shifts make it hard for them to meet normal non-cop people, and a lot of them are looking for exactly what you described.


Are you a cop?
 
2012-08-27 02:09:54 AM  

batcookie: Hmmm... I am supposing these are clitoral orgasms, and since it's due to sensitivity there wouldn't be a whole lot of friction required to push her over the edge, thus eliminating the possibility of rubbing it raw, so I don't see how it'd be painful... unless she's referring to sore muscles from the constant contractions. Honestly, I reached the double digits in one day once and I felt like every muscle in my body had been pushed to marathon limits. But if she means painful to her hoo hah...why?


Well, as a guy, I can tell you if you spend way too much of the day with a boner, even if you get "release" (I suppose that means it doesn't count as "blue balls"), you're still gonna have some aching down there for awhile.

It's not about friction OR muscle contractions. The tissue in question engorges when aroused due to some freaky effects of blood flow. I'm pretty sure she's saying that's almost constant.
 
2012-08-27 02:10:39 AM  
Challenge accepted.
 
2012-08-27 02:11:18 AM  

Notabunny: MzUnderstood: One Bad Apple: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

So it's all down hill from here you're saying ?

Good luck with the man trapping

Trapping... naw. I just want one that comes over a couple of times a week and maybe makes me dinner once in awhile and the goes the fark home. No traps here. I don't want one that's going to hang around and never leave. Men think women don't want a casual sexual relationship. Well, I do, and it's hard to find the right person. Just being honest. But I know, everything's a joke on FARK. So flame on, I don't care.

Dial 911 and make a cop come. Really though, their funky shifts make it hard for them to meet normal non-cop people, and a lot of them are looking for exactly what you described.


911, it's an emergency!!! I need at least 5 orgasms!!! That is funny. I'm tempted, but I don't want to get arrested and end up a FARK article.
 
2012-08-27 02:20:28 AM  

MzUnderstood: Notabunny: MzUnderstood: One Bad Apple: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

So it's all down hill from here you're saying ?

Good luck with the man trapping

Trapping... naw. I just want one that comes over a couple of times a week and maybe makes me dinner once in awhile and the goes the fark home. No traps here. I don't want one that's going to hang around and never leave. Men think women don't want a casual sexual relationship. Well, I do, and it's hard to find the right person. Just being honest. But I know, everything's a joke on FARK. So flame on, I don't care.

Dial 911 and make a cop come. Really though, their funky shifts make it hard for them to meet normal non-cop people, and a lot of them are looking for exactly what you described.

Are you a cop?


I'm just trying to get my buddies' dance cards punched. Every time I get one laid I get beer. It's a zen happiness cycle I enjoy participating in.
 
2012-08-27 02:24:10 AM  
keelynet.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-27 02:25:39 AM  

MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.


BIE or something. Always happy to be chivalrous. EIP.
 
2012-08-27 02:35:38 AM  
I had to comment, if only because there were 69 comments already, and I'm sure that's the last thing this poor woman needs.
 
2012-08-27 02:41:59 AM  

DeltaPunch: Ambivalence: Barring that there's always a clitorectomy. She may never have another orgasm again but that may be preferable.

Can't women have both clitoral and vaginal orgasms? Maybe a clitoridectomy would stop the constant orgasms but allow her to still have vaginal ones?

I wonder if this happens to guys... I've had male friends who've tried to jerk off as many times as possible in one day (when they were younger or whatever), and they basically said blood comes out after the 10th time or so. *shudder*


That isn't something I'd openly tell people. I'd keep that one to myself. I did have a friend who jerked off five times, and he said he wanted to more but it was too painful.
 
2012-08-27 02:43:02 AM  

fusillade762: Isn't this a repeat? I could have sworn I've seen this story before.


Probably because the topic's been reported on before. Rarely. It doesn't get reported on much, so there's not much research into the disorder, meaning the sufferers have to sit through people making remarks like... well, what the headline indicates. The very first thing most of them would like to do is choke out the next person that tells them how lucky they are.
 
2012-08-27 02:47:03 AM  

Ambivalence: DeltaPunch: Ambivalence: Barring that there's always a clitorectomy. She may never have another orgasm again but that may be preferable.

Can't women have both clitoral and vaginal orgasms? Maybe a clitoridectomy would stop the constant orgasms but allow her to still have vaginal ones?

I wonder if this happens to guys... I've had male friends who've tried to jerk off as many times as possible in one day (when they were younger or whatever), and they basically said blood comes out after the 10th time or so. *shudder*

I don't THINK so. In some middle east countries it's standard practice to give girls clitorectomies at puberty (They're sickeningly referred to as female circumscision). The point is to make it so a woman doesn't feel pleasure during sex and is therefor less likely to be unfaithful. Men are still allowed to enjoy sex as much as they want.


Recently researchers have analysed the actual structure of the clitoris and it's like an iceberg. A great deal of the tissue is deeper in the body.

Problem with a surgery for this lady would be things like nerve damage causing dangerous numbness, incontinence and so on.
 
2012-08-27 02:51:23 AM  
50 100 Shades of Grey Ecstasy
 
2012-08-27 03:00:06 AM  

invictus2: doglover: FirstNationalBastard: FTFA:

She said: "I had constant orgasms for four days. I thought I was going mad. It also happened with a new partner and I even tried sitting on frozen peas."

Even though she's tired of orgasms, she still loves sitting on some green pea-ness.

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and her cooch probably smells like frozen fishsticks
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Came for this. Leaving satisfied!
 
2012-08-27 03:11:10 AM  
You know that feeling when you are leaning back on two legs in a chair, and you almost fall over, but you just catch yourself? That's how I feel all the time.

I wonder if it's anything like that?

/probably not obscure with this crowd
 
2012-08-27 03:11:23 AM  
12 sentences.

5 images.

The Sun.
 
2012-08-27 03:16:24 AM  

MzUnderstood: 911, it's an emergency!!! I need at least 5 orgasms!!! That is funny. I'm tempted, but I don't want to get arrested and end up a FARK article.


Sonoma County is a little outside my normal service area.
 
2012-08-27 03:33:32 AM  

scalpod: [keelynet.files.wordpress.com image 187x146]


Showed up for the Brainstorm reference.

Leaving happy, not '100 orgasms happy' but chuffed nonetheless.
 
2012-08-27 03:36:08 AM  

italie: Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder? PGAD is the best these doctors could come up with?

Ongoing Genital Orgasm Disorder was ~right~ there guys....


That gets a good solid golf clap right there, and was a half-second away from new keyboard.
 
2012-08-27 03:36:35 AM  

GWSuperfan: MzUnderstood: 911, it's an emergency!!! I need at least 5 orgasms!!! That is funny. I'm tempted, but I don't want to get arrested and end up a FARK article.

Sonoma County is a little outside my normal service area.


But, I'm always willing to make exceptions. EIP, etc, etc. ;)
 
2012-08-27 03:38:02 AM  
I imagine this is close to the female equivalent of an erection lasting longer than 4 hours. Sounds good on paper, sounds good saying it, but not so good having it.
 
2012-08-27 04:23:41 AM  

CommieTaoist: fusillade762: Isn't this a repeat? I could have sworn I've seen this story before.

This story comes around all the time.


Yeah, but they were all faked.
 
2012-08-27 04:25:12 AM  

Relatively Obscure: [img.thesun.co.uk image 465x620]

Lemme show you my O face.


Icantfaptothis.jpg
 
2012-08-27 04:52:07 AM  
On the verge of 100 Facebook "likes"
Is this lady whose coif seems like spikes
Her chief allure? Hourly spasms
Of powerful orgasms,
Oddly enough,her name is not Wanda Sykes
 
2012-08-27 04:55:15 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Cyno01: She looks like Adjoa Andoh.

AverageAmericanGuy: I had 6 in one day once. I had to take a week off because I literally got a scab under my glans from the friction.

Totally get what this person is talking about.

Youre a dry guy?

I was using conditioner. I was young. It was a log time ago.


You're a lumberjack and that's OK.
 
2012-08-27 04:56:25 AM  
Wanted for questioning. 

media.comicvine.com
 
2012-08-27 04:59:06 AM  
Kim, from Hitchin, Herts, but now living in Montclair, New Jersey

Snicker.
 
2012-08-27 05:06:38 AM  
img.thesun.co.uk == messeriespreferees.unblog.fr
 
2012-08-27 05:25:31 AM  

MzUnderstood: ... They like to come off like it's all good, and the next thing you know they're texting you 15 times a day just to say hi and ask what you're doing. Gets weird.


I hear women biatch about guys who are constantly calling or texting and wanting to be with them all the time, seriously I'd love that. A guy who is always calling or texting and who wants to be with me all the time is my idea of heaven. But I can't find those guys, I only get the guys who are masters of indifference.

Whoever is in control of the cosmos is screwing with us for shiats and giggles, I just know it.
 
2012-08-27 05:27:10 AM  

Nidiot: MzUnderstood: ... They like to come off like it's all good, and the next thing you know they're texting you 15 times a day just to say hi and ask what you're doing. Gets weird.

I hear women biatch about guys who are constantly calling or texting and wanting to be with them all the time, seriously I'd love that. A guy who is always calling or texting and who wants to be with me all the time is my idea of heaven. But I can't find those guys, I only get the guys who are masters of indifference.

Whoever is in control of the cosmos is screwing with us for shiats and giggles, I just know it.


You may live in an area with a disproportionate amount of women to men. (Melbourne, perhaps?)
 
2012-08-27 05:30:22 AM  

doglover: [Jolly Green Giant image]


I hope she was careful. I hear that guy has a bad case of Le Sueur peas.
 
2012-08-27 05:33:12 AM  

lordargent: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x827] == [messeriespreferees.unblog.fr image 495x470]


Oh yeat, that's right, they all look alike...
 
2012-08-27 05:36:18 AM  
has she tried Prozac or another of those drugs that psychiatrists eagerly hand out for just talking like a "normal" person?
 
2012-08-27 05:45:53 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Nidiot: MzUnderstood: ... They like to come off like it's all good, and the next thing you know they're texting you 15 times a day just to say hi and ask what you're doing. Gets weird.

I hear women biatch about guys who are constantly calling or texting and wanting to be with them all the time, seriously I'd love that. A guy who is always calling or texting and who wants to be with me all the time is my idea of heaven. But I can't find those guys, I only get the guys who are masters of indifference.

Whoever is in control of the cosmos is screwing with us for shiats and giggles, I just know it.

You may live in an area with a disproportionate amount of women to men. (Melbourne, perhaps?)


Close-ish, but not quite, outside a major metropolitan area altogether. I hear Sydney is actually the worst for that. Mind you I hear most of Australia's eastern capitals are suffering from having more women than men, that is probably true of everywhere in Oz that isn't a mining centre. Nevertheless I've also heard the same complaint of over-attentiveness from women where I live, so I figure it is a personal deficiency of my own that results in my failure to inspire that sort of interest from the males of the species who are happy to give it to some other women.

That, or it is down to The Great Pigeon Lord above deciding that I am a great target for shiatting on from a great height. I haven't ruled that out.
 
2012-08-27 05:51:18 AM  
I can't say about your particular situation, but during my last trip to Melbourne (I haven't had the pleasure of visiting Sydney yet) of the rugged handsomeness of the men there. And the women? Well, they were ruggedly handsome too...

I have never been in a city so overpopulated by unattractive women. It was fascinating.

But unattractive is in the eye of the beholder. I can't say I'm spoiled here in Seattle, the capital of frumpy women. Still, there are a few chiquitas who catch my eye.

Only my devotion to my wife keeps me on the straight and narrow.
 
2012-08-27 05:59:55 AM  
I just ate some peas. Not sure if this would have made them more delicious or not.
 
2012-08-27 06:15:32 AM  
i23.photobucket.com

How long?
 
2012-08-27 06:21:54 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I can't say about your particular situation, but during my last trip to Melbourne (I haven't had the pleasure of visiting Sydney yet) of the rugged handsomeness of the men there. And the women? Well, they were ruggedly handsome too...

I have never been in a city so overpopulated by unattractive women. It was fascinating.

But unattractive is in the eye of the beholder. I can't say I'm spoiled here in Seattle, the capital of frumpy women. Still, there are a few chiquitas who catch my eye.

Only my devotion to my wife keeps me on the straight and narrow.


Melbourne doesn't sound like too bad a place for a woman to be then, since being surrounded by better looking women isn't going to do a girl any favours. I have noticed the percentage of bottle blondes increases the further north one goes, no idea why that is. By the time you get to Queensland you'd be forgiven for thinking that blonde is the only colour women come it. Unless they are asian of course.
 
2012-08-27 06:22:48 AM  
Frothy Panties : Oh yeat, that's right, they all look alike...

It's ok, I have friends who are black.
 
2012-08-27 06:23:53 AM  

Nidiot: AverageAmericanGuy: I can't say about your particular situation, but during my last trip to Melbourne (I haven't had the pleasure of visiting Sydney yet) of the rugged handsomeness of the men there. And the women? Well, they were ruggedly handsome too...

I have never been in a city so overpopulated by unattractive women. It was fascinating.

But unattractive is in the eye of the beholder. I can't say I'm spoiled here in Seattle, the capital of frumpy women. Still, there are a few chiquitas who catch my eye.

Only my devotion to my wife keeps me on the straight and narrow.

Melbourne doesn't sound like too bad a place for a woman to be then, since being surrounded by better looking women isn't going to do a girl any favours. I have noticed the percentage of bottle blondes increases the further north one goes, no idea why that is. By the time you get to Queensland you'd be forgiven for thinking that blonde is the only colour women come it. Unless they are asian of course.


Clearly, my business has me traveling to the wrong parts of Australia.
 
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