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2012-08-26 10:51:08 PM
I'm surprised she could hold still for the pics!
 
2012-08-26 11:01:23 PM
I'd be happy with just one a day. 100 sounds exhausting.
 
2012-08-26 11:06:32 PM
"Other women wonder how to have an orgasm - I wonder how to stop mine."

I wonder if orajel or some other topical numbing agent would be useful in this situation.

Barring that there's always a clitorectomy. She may never have another orgasm again but that may be preferable.

Oh oh...what about capsaisan treatments? They use capsaisan as a long term pain relief therapy. It would be...challenging to adapt it to the vagina since such therapies require local anesthetic (capsaisan actually causes a great deal of pain before it takes effect as a pain which is what causes the pain receptors to basicly shut down) and it would probably have to be appied directly to the clitoris.
 
2012-08-26 11:50:33 PM
Isn't this a repeat? I could have sworn I've seen this story before.
 
2012-08-26 11:53:50 PM
x1c.xanga.com
 
2012-08-27 12:16:35 AM

fusillade762: Isn't this a repeat? I could have sworn I've seen this story before.


This story comes around all the time.
 
2012-08-27 12:37:45 AM

Ambivalence: Barring that there's always a clitorectomy. She may never have another orgasm again but that may be preferable.


Can't women have both clitoral and vaginal orgasms? Maybe a clitoridectomy would stop the constant orgasms but allow her to still have vaginal ones?

I wonder if this happens to guys... I've had male friends who've tried to jerk off as many times as possible in one day (when they were younger or whatever), and they basically said blood comes out after the 10th time or so. *shudder*
 
2012-08-27 12:43:09 AM
FTFA:

She said: "I had constant orgasms for four days. I thought I was going mad. It also happened with a new partner and I even tried sitting on frozen peas."

Even though she's tired of orgasms, she still loves sitting on some great pea-ness.
 
2012-08-27 12:54:18 AM
img.thesun.co.uk

Lemme show you my O face.
 
2012-08-27 12:59:48 AM

FirstNationalBastard: FTFA:

She said: "I had constant orgasms for four days. I thought I was going mad. It also happened with a new partner and I even tried sitting on frozen peas."

Even though she's tired of orgasms, she still loves sitting on some great pea-ness.


Hey, it's no laughing matter. That poor women has tried everything... frozen pea-ness, Dixie pea-ness, mushy pea-ness, chick pea-ness, flat pea-ness, sweet pea-ness, square pea-ness, snap pea-ness, snow pea-ness, split pea-ness (!)... she's gone interracial with yellow pea-ness and black pea-ness, and she even went so far as try partridge pea-ness and cow pea-ness (though I'm pretty sure there are laws those last two).
 
2012-08-27 01:02:17 AM

FirstNationalBastard: FTFA:

She said: "I had constant orgasms for four days. I thought I was going mad. It also happened with a new partner and I even tried sitting on frozen peas."

Even though she's tired of orgasms, she still loves sitting on some great pea-ness.


www.lovemarks.com
 
2012-08-27 01:16:05 AM
I had 6 in one day once. I had to take a week off because I literally got a scab under my glans from the friction.

Totally get what this person is talking about.
 
2012-08-27 01:18:02 AM
She looks like Adjoa Andoh.

AverageAmericanGuy: I had 6 in one day once. I had to take a week off because I literally got a scab under my glans from the friction.

Totally get what this person is talking about.


Youre a dry guy?
 
2012-08-27 01:19:00 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I had 6 in one day once. I had to take a week off because I literally got a scab under my glans from the friction.

Totally get what this person is talking about.


Good thing you stopped at 6 because by the time 8 comes around you can use your own blood as the lube from rubbing it raw.
 
2012-08-27 01:19:23 AM
Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder? PGAD is the best these doctors could come up with?

Ongoing Genital Orgasm Disorder was ~right~ there guys....
 
2012-08-27 01:19:39 AM

Cyno01: She looks like Adjoa Andoh.

AverageAmericanGuy: I had 6 in one day once. I had to take a week off because I literally got a scab under my glans from the friction.

Totally get what this person is talking about.

Youre a dry guy?


I was using conditioner. I was young. It was a log time ago.
 
2012-08-27 01:21:45 AM

DeltaPunch: Ambivalence: Barring that there's always a clitorectomy. She may never have another orgasm again but that may be preferable.

Can't women have both clitoral and vaginal orgasms? Maybe a clitoridectomy would stop the constant orgasms but allow her to still have vaginal ones?

I wonder if this happens to guys... I've had male friends who've tried to jerk off as many times as possible in one day (when they were younger or whatever), and they basically said blood comes out after the 10th time or so. *shudder*


I don't THINK so. In some middle east countries it's standard practice to give girls clitorectomies at puberty (They're sickeningly referred to as female circumscision). The point is to make it so a woman doesn't feel pleasure during sex and is therefor less likely to be unfaithful. Men are still allowed to enjoy sex as much as they want.
 
2012-08-27 01:22:37 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Cyno01: She looks like Adjoa Andoh.

AverageAmericanGuy: I had 6 in one day once. I had to take a week off because I literally got a scab under my glans from the friction.

Totally get what this person is talking about.

Youre a dry guy?

I was using conditioner. I was young. It was a log time ago.


That's nothing, I once used a lotion I didn't know I was allergic to for several days. Fire engine red my friend, on the plus side since it was swollen it looked huge. I had to bring my girlfriend to the doctor with me to explain that one.
 
2012-08-27 01:24:17 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Cyno01: She looks like Adjoa Andoh.

AverageAmericanGuy: I had 6 in one day once. I had to take a week off because I literally got a scab under my glans from the friction.

Totally get what this person is talking about.

Youre a dry guy?

I was using conditioner. I was young. It was a log time ago.


Happened to me when I was about 14. Shampoo.
 
2012-08-27 01:28:32 AM
This thread is now incomprehensible to biatches.
 
2012-08-27 01:35:21 AM
How do you even think straight with that condition?
 
2012-08-27 01:35:56 AM
She's faking 99 of those.
 
2012-08-27 01:35:59 AM
Hmmm... I am supposing these are clitoral orgasms, and since it's due to sensitivity there wouldn't be a whole lot of friction required to push her over the edge, thus eliminating the possibility of rubbing it raw, so I don't see how it'd be painful... unless she's referring to sore muscles from the constant contractions. Honestly, I reached the double digits in one day once and I felt like every muscle in my body had been pushed to marathon limits. But if she means painful to her hoo hah...why?
 
2012-08-27 01:36:03 AM
I can imagine it would be quite the distraction.
 
BHK
2012-08-27 01:36:32 AM

insertsnarkyusername: AverageAmericanGuy: Cyno01: She looks like Adjoa Andoh.

AverageAmericanGuy: I had 6 in one day once. I had to take a week off because I literally got a scab under my glans from the friction.

Totally get what this person is talking about.

Youre a dry guy?

I was using conditioner. I was young. It was a log time ago.

That's nothing, I once used a lotion I didn't know I was allergic to for several days. Fire engine red my friend, on the plus side since it was swollen it looked huge. I had to bring my girlfriend to the doctor with me to explain that one.


For me it's the lube on certain brands of condoms that I am allergic to. Turns red and it looks like it was stung by several bees and feels almost as if it did. It's been 20 years since that happened, and I still get nervous if I have to put on one.
 
2012-08-27 01:37:08 AM

DeltaPunch: Can't women have both clitoral and vaginal orgasms? Maybe a clitoridectomy would stop the constant orgasms but allow her to still have vaginal ones?


There's no such distinction; Freud invented it to fill some holes in his armchair theorizing.
 
2012-08-27 01:37:27 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: This thread is now incomprehensible to biatches.


Don't flatter yourselves, your plumbing's not all that complicated to understand. :-)
 
2012-08-27 01:40:44 AM

batcookie: AverageAmericanGuy: This thread is now incomprehensible to biatches.

Don't flatter yourselves, your plumbing's not all that complicated to understand. :-)


I suppose biatches have their own complicated lube/stimulation tools and creams to deal with.

I was mostly kidding anyway. I love the biatches.
 
2012-08-27 01:41:46 AM
They must have revoked her driver's license by now
 
2012-08-27 01:42:28 AM

Notabunny: They must have revoked her driver's license by now


Though I'd love to get a look at some of the accident reports...
 
2012-08-27 01:43:09 AM
Kim[...] first had problems after sex with a new boyfriend in 2008.
She said: "I had constant orgasms for four days."

Someone let this man know so he can get this etched on his tombstone.
 
2012-08-27 01:43:50 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: batcookie: AverageAmericanGuy: This thread is now incomprehensible to biatches.

Don't flatter yourselves, your plumbing's not all that complicated to understand. :-)

I suppose biatches have their own complicated lube/stimulation tools and creams to deal with.

I was mostly kidding anyway. I love the biatches.


Either you need a vocabulary lesson or someone needs to turn you in for violation of beastiality laws I think.
 
2012-08-27 01:44:52 AM
I used to know a woman who had the same problem and it really sucked for her. And coworkers/bosses. Just having a normal conversation with the boss and it starts. Awkward for all parties. "Hang, on, it's starting up..." "Oh. Um. Should I come back? Or turn around or something?"
 
2012-08-27 01:47:04 AM
Her typing must look like a Tourette's attack.

Dear Sir,

This letter is in response to your recent inquiry **[nospam-﹫-backwards]*s**sk­s.*.isefqjLW[OIHJ LSIERT...aaizuer5*320-23/..as.dujg^ZZLIH$lka230in*ga0kzxd&!!
 
2012-08-27 01:47:27 AM

Relatively Obscure: [img.thesun.co.uk image 465x620]

Lemme show you my O face.


looks like C.H Pound aka Claudette Wyms from The Shield
 
2012-08-27 01:47:30 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: This thread is now incomprehensible to biatches.


Don't feel sorry for them. They get to baffle and horrify us in menstruation threads.

The horror...
 
2012-08-27 01:47:59 AM

batcookie: AverageAmericanGuy: batcookie: AverageAmericanGuy: This thread is now incomprehensible to biatches.

Don't flatter yourselves, your plumbing's not all that complicated to understand. :-)

I suppose biatches have their own complicated lube/stimulation tools and creams to deal with.

I was mostly kidding anyway. I love the biatches.

Either you need a vocabulary lesson or someone needs to turn you in for violation of beastiality laws I think.


You know just the words to turn me on, baby.

Meow!
 
2012-08-27 01:48:13 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I had 6 in one day once. I had to take a week off because I literally got a scab under my glans from the friction.

Totally get what this person is talking about.


My personal record is 5. Although that last one might as well have been dust or just an IOU maybe.


/Just pick the scab and let the pus run
 
2012-08-27 01:49:48 AM
I'll bet everybody at the café orders what she's having
 
2012-08-27 01:50:01 AM

doglover: FirstNationalBastard: FTFA:

She said: "I had constant orgasms for four days. I thought I was going mad. It also happened with a new partner and I even tried sitting on frozen peas."

Even though she's tired of orgasms, she still loves sitting on some green pea-ness.

29.media.tumblr.com

and her cooch probably smells like frozen fishsticks
i.ytimg.com

 
2012-08-27 01:50:27 AM

Notabunny: Her typing must look like a Tourette's attack.

Dear Sir,

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digitalhousewives.com
 
2012-08-27 01:50:28 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: batcookie: AverageAmericanGuy: batcookie: AverageAmericanGuy: This thread is now incomprehensible to biatches.

Don't flatter yourselves, your plumbing's not all that complicated to understand. :-)

I suppose biatches have their own complicated lube/stimulation tools and creams to deal with.

I was mostly kidding anyway. I love the biatches.

Either you need a vocabulary lesson or someone needs to turn you in for violation of beastiality laws I think.

You know just the words to turn me on, baby.

Meow!


Haha, the latter. Gotcha.
 
2012-08-27 01:51:27 AM
I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.
 
2012-08-27 01:52:47 AM

MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.


So it's all down hill from here you're saying ?

Good luck with the man trapping
 
2012-08-27 01:53:21 AM

MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.


.... And you need just one..why?
 
2012-08-27 01:53:55 AM

MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.


29/31

/i keed
//i keed
 
2012-08-27 01:56:14 AM

One Bad Apple: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

So it's all down hill from here you're saying ?

Good luck with the man trapping


Trapping... naw. I just want one that comes over a couple of times a week and maybe makes me dinner once in awhile and the goes the fark home. No traps here. I don't want one that's going to hang around and never leave. Men think women don't want a casual sexual relationship. Well, I do, and it's hard to find the right person. Just being honest. But I know, everything's a joke on FARK. So flame on, I don't care.
 
2012-08-27 01:57:15 AM
Had PGAD symptoms a few years ago when my pudenal nerve went wonky for awhile. It was like having a bladder infection x1000 plus swelling and pain. Being able to pretty much instantly orgasm on command was not worth all of the negatives.

I was lucky it went away, thought I deathly fear living the rest of my life like that. I can't help but feel that many PGAD stories in tabloids are tongue in cheek, exploitative "we should ALL be so lucky to have a disease like this!" kind of affairs. You would NOT want those symptoms, any more than you'd want a month long priapism.
 
2012-08-27 01:58:53 AM

MzUnderstood: One Bad Apple: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

So it's all down hill from here you're saying ?

Good luck with the man trapping

Trapping... naw. I just want one that comes over a couple of times a week and maybe makes me dinner once in awhile and the goes the fark home. No traps here. I don't want one that's going to hang around and never leave. Men think women don't want a casual sexual relationship. Well, I do, and it's hard to find the right person. Just being honest. But I know, everything's a joke on FARK. So flame on, I don't care.


Do you have any pictures? Your profile is empty.

A casual physical relationship requires at least a basic level of trust. Otherwise, it's difficult to jump in to this kind of thing.
 
2012-08-27 01:59:16 AM

batcookie: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

.... And you need just one..why?


Well, I could do with more than one, but that just makes things more complicated. If there was that ONE that could get the job done then I wouldn't need more than one, right? By the way my personal record was 34 in a 6-7 hour period. Lots of fun, but became a relationship and fell apart. I wasn't looking for a relationship then and I'm not now.
 
2012-08-27 01:59:29 AM

MzUnderstood: One Bad Apple: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

So it's all down hill from here you're saying ?

Good luck with the man trapping

Trapping... naw. I just want one that comes over a couple of times a week and maybe makes me dinner once in awhile and the goes the fark home. No traps here. I don't want one that's going to hang around and never leave. Men think women don't want a casual sexual relationship. Well, I do, and it's hard to find the right person. Just being honest. But I know, everything's a joke on FARK. So flame on, I don't care.


Which brings me back to... why the hell settle for one? There's no "Mr. Perfect" any more than there's a "Ms. Perfect." Lots of guys have worthwhile qualities. As long as you're honest with them about not wanting anything monogamous, take the qualities you're looking for from different sources. :-)
 
2012-08-27 01:59:57 AM

insertsnarkyusername: AverageAmericanGuy: Cyno01: She looks like Adjoa Andoh.

AverageAmericanGuy: I had 6 in one day once. I had to take a week off because I literally got a scab under my glans from the friction.

Totally get what this person is talking about.

Youre a dry guy?

I was using conditioner. I was young. It was a log time ago.

That's nothing, I once used a lotion I didn't know I was allergic to for several days. Fire engine red my friend, on the plus side since it was swollen it looked huge. I had to bring my girlfriend to the doctor with me to explain that one.


I got a contact dermatitis from a GF's spermicide one time. Red, itchy nastiness. She was furious when I mentioned it (before the diagnosis) because she thought I had an STD.
 
2012-08-27 02:00:09 AM

invictus2:
[29.media.tumblr.com image 500x327]
[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

 

That show was WAY too funny to end so early.
 
2012-08-27 02:01:32 AM

MzUnderstood: batcookie: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

.... And you need just one..why?

Well, I could do with more than one, but that just makes things more complicated. If there was that ONE that could get the job done then I wouldn't need more than one, right? By the way my personal record was 34 in a 6-7 hour period. Lots of fun, but became a relationship and fell apart. I wasn't looking for a relationship then and I'm not now.


Oh, weed out the drama lovers. That's your first rule of thumb. There's no shortage of guys with no desire for attachment. Believe me, you're never gonna find one that fits all your ideals.
 
2012-08-27 02:03:50 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: MzUnderstood: One Bad Apple: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

So it's all down hill from here you're saying ?

Good luck with the man trapping

Trapping... naw. I just want one that comes over a couple of times a week and maybe makes me dinner once in awhile and the goes the fark home. No traps here. I don't want one that's going to hang around and never leave. Men think women don't want a casual sexual relationship. Well, I do, and it's hard to find the right person. Just being honest. But I know, everything's a joke on FARK. So flame on, I don't care.

Do you have any pictures? Your profile is empty.

A casual physical relationship requires at least a basic level of trust. Otherwise, it's difficult to jump in to this kind of thing.


I've been on FARK for over 10 years. Had another acct I never used. I don't add to my profile because, well, honestly FARK has gone down hill over the years and at one point I stopped checking in altogether. I don't need the approval of farkers or the criticism. I've never even looked in to uploading a pic. Should I do it? Does it need to be on a host site? Or can I upload from my drive?

And yes, casual or not there needs to be a connection and trust and that is hard to find.
 
2012-08-27 02:03:52 AM

MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.


I had a girl friend have 15 in one marathon session (I had 5). She was good to go for more but I achieved a slow burning hard that while it stayed up, sure wasn't going to go off. It got uncomfortable to the point I didn't want to continue.
I have been assured that for a woman the key is to be comfortable and in love with her partner. Then you want someone with good technique and a good communicator who can learn what you like. That or find someone with a lot of money and that other stuff doesn't matter so damned much.
 
2012-08-27 02:04:39 AM
And this is why you should think things through when you rub the magic lamp from the cave of wonders.

/not euphemisms.
 
2012-08-27 02:04:50 AM

MzUnderstood: One Bad Apple: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

So it's all down hill from here you're saying ?

Good luck with the man trapping

Trapping... naw. I just want one that comes over a couple of times a week and maybe makes me dinner once in awhile and the goes the fark home. No traps here. I don't want one that's going to hang around and never leave. Men think women don't want a casual sexual relationship. Well, I do, and it's hard to find the right person. Just being honest. But I know, everything's a joke on FARK. So flame on, I don't care.


Dial 911 and make a cop come. Really though, their funky shifts make it hard for them to meet normal non-cop people, and a lot of them are looking for exactly what you described.
 
2012-08-27 02:06:30 AM

MzUnderstood: AverageAmericanGuy: MzUnderstood: One Bad Apple: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

So it's all down hill from here you're saying ?

Good luck with the man trapping

Trapping... naw. I just want one that comes over a couple of times a week and maybe makes me dinner once in awhile and the goes the fark home. No traps here. I don't want one that's going to hang around and never leave. Men think women don't want a casual sexual relationship. Well, I do, and it's hard to find the right person. Just being honest. But I know, everything's a joke on FARK. So flame on, I don't care.

Do you have any pictures? Your profile is empty.

A casual physical relationship requires at least a basic level of trust. Otherwise, it's difficult to jump in to this kind of thing.

I've been on FARK for over 10 years. Had another acct I never used. I don't add to my profile because, well, honestly FARK has gone down hill over the years and at one point I stopped checking in altogether. I don't need the approval of farkers or the criticism. I've never even looked in to uploading a pic. Should I do it? Does it need to be on a host site? Or can I upload from my drive?

And yes, casual or not there needs to be a connection and trust and that is hard to find.


As I've been told before, fark is not my personal dating site. I really didn't have any right to demand anything like that from you.

I don't have a picture on my own profile either. So who am I to say?
 
2012-08-27 02:07:27 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-27 02:08:43 AM

batcookie: MzUnderstood: batcookie: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

.... And you need just one..why?

Well, I could do with more than one, but that just makes things more complicated. If there was that ONE that could get the job done then I wouldn't need more than one, right? By the way my personal record was 34 in a 6-7 hour period. Lots of fun, but became a relationship and fell apart. I wasn't looking for a relationship then and I'm not now.

Oh, weed out the drama lovers. That's your first rule of thumb. There's no shortage of guys with no desire for attachment. Believe me, you're never gonna find one that fits all your ideals.


All my ideals are pretty simple. As stated. Come over a couple of times a week. Make me dinner once in awhile and as long as the connection is there and the sex is good, then we go on our merry way. I'm not too demanding and I cum really easy. I can cum as much as I want or as little. And drama lovers are hard to spot. They like to come off like it's all good, and the next thing you know they're texting you 15 times a day just to say hi and ask what you're doing. Gets weird.
 
2012-08-27 02:09:42 AM

Notabunny: MzUnderstood: One Bad Apple: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

So it's all down hill from here you're saying ?

Good luck with the man trapping

Trapping... naw. I just want one that comes over a couple of times a week and maybe makes me dinner once in awhile and the goes the fark home. No traps here. I don't want one that's going to hang around and never leave. Men think women don't want a casual sexual relationship. Well, I do, and it's hard to find the right person. Just being honest. But I know, everything's a joke on FARK. So flame on, I don't care.

Dial 911 and make a cop come. Really though, their funky shifts make it hard for them to meet normal non-cop people, and a lot of them are looking for exactly what you described.


Are you a cop?
 
2012-08-27 02:09:54 AM

batcookie: Hmmm... I am supposing these are clitoral orgasms, and since it's due to sensitivity there wouldn't be a whole lot of friction required to push her over the edge, thus eliminating the possibility of rubbing it raw, so I don't see how it'd be painful... unless she's referring to sore muscles from the constant contractions. Honestly, I reached the double digits in one day once and I felt like every muscle in my body had been pushed to marathon limits. But if she means painful to her hoo hah...why?


Well, as a guy, I can tell you if you spend way too much of the day with a boner, even if you get "release" (I suppose that means it doesn't count as "blue balls"), you're still gonna have some aching down there for awhile.

It's not about friction OR muscle contractions. The tissue in question engorges when aroused due to some freaky effects of blood flow. I'm pretty sure she's saying that's almost constant.
 
2012-08-27 02:10:39 AM
Challenge accepted.
 
2012-08-27 02:11:18 AM

Notabunny: MzUnderstood: One Bad Apple: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

So it's all down hill from here you're saying ?

Good luck with the man trapping

Trapping... naw. I just want one that comes over a couple of times a week and maybe makes me dinner once in awhile and the goes the fark home. No traps here. I don't want one that's going to hang around and never leave. Men think women don't want a casual sexual relationship. Well, I do, and it's hard to find the right person. Just being honest. But I know, everything's a joke on FARK. So flame on, I don't care.

Dial 911 and make a cop come. Really though, their funky shifts make it hard for them to meet normal non-cop people, and a lot of them are looking for exactly what you described.


911, it's an emergency!!! I need at least 5 orgasms!!! That is funny. I'm tempted, but I don't want to get arrested and end up a FARK article.
 
2012-08-27 02:13:55 AM

Notabunny: MzUnderstood: One Bad Apple: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

....

Dial 911 and make a cop come. Really though, their funky shifts make it hard for them to meet normal non-cop people, and a lot of them are looking for exactly what you described.


... and they bring their own pair of handcuffs!
 
2012-08-27 02:20:28 AM

MzUnderstood: Notabunny: MzUnderstood: One Bad Apple: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

So it's all down hill from here you're saying ?

Good luck with the man trapping

Trapping... naw. I just want one that comes over a couple of times a week and maybe makes me dinner once in awhile and the goes the fark home. No traps here. I don't want one that's going to hang around and never leave. Men think women don't want a casual sexual relationship. Well, I do, and it's hard to find the right person. Just being honest. But I know, everything's a joke on FARK. So flame on, I don't care.

Dial 911 and make a cop come. Really though, their funky shifts make it hard for them to meet normal non-cop people, and a lot of them are looking for exactly what you described.

Are you a cop?


I'm just trying to get my buddies' dance cards punched. Every time I get one laid I get beer. It's a zen happiness cycle I enjoy participating in.
 
2012-08-27 02:24:10 AM
keelynet.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-27 02:25:39 AM

MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.


BIE or something. Always happy to be chivalrous. EIP.
 
2012-08-27 02:35:38 AM
I had to comment, if only because there were 69 comments already, and I'm sure that's the last thing this poor woman needs.
 
2012-08-27 02:41:59 AM

DeltaPunch: Ambivalence: Barring that there's always a clitorectomy. She may never have another orgasm again but that may be preferable.

Can't women have both clitoral and vaginal orgasms? Maybe a clitoridectomy would stop the constant orgasms but allow her to still have vaginal ones?

I wonder if this happens to guys... I've had male friends who've tried to jerk off as many times as possible in one day (when they were younger or whatever), and they basically said blood comes out after the 10th time or so. *shudder*


That isn't something I'd openly tell people. I'd keep that one to myself. I did have a friend who jerked off five times, and he said he wanted to more but it was too painful.
 
2012-08-27 02:43:02 AM

fusillade762: Isn't this a repeat? I could have sworn I've seen this story before.


Probably because the topic's been reported on before. Rarely. It doesn't get reported on much, so there's not much research into the disorder, meaning the sufferers have to sit through people making remarks like... well, what the headline indicates. The very first thing most of them would like to do is choke out the next person that tells them how lucky they are.
 
2012-08-27 02:47:03 AM

Ambivalence: DeltaPunch: Ambivalence: Barring that there's always a clitorectomy. She may never have another orgasm again but that may be preferable.

Can't women have both clitoral and vaginal orgasms? Maybe a clitoridectomy would stop the constant orgasms but allow her to still have vaginal ones?

I wonder if this happens to guys... I've had male friends who've tried to jerk off as many times as possible in one day (when they were younger or whatever), and they basically said blood comes out after the 10th time or so. *shudder*

I don't THINK so. In some middle east countries it's standard practice to give girls clitorectomies at puberty (They're sickeningly referred to as female circumscision). The point is to make it so a woman doesn't feel pleasure during sex and is therefor less likely to be unfaithful. Men are still allowed to enjoy sex as much as they want.


Recently researchers have analysed the actual structure of the clitoris and it's like an iceberg. A great deal of the tissue is deeper in the body.

Problem with a surgery for this lady would be things like nerve damage causing dangerous numbness, incontinence and so on.
 
2012-08-27 02:51:23 AM
50 100 Shades of Grey Ecstasy
 
2012-08-27 03:00:06 AM

invictus2: doglover: FirstNationalBastard: FTFA:

She said: "I had constant orgasms for four days. I thought I was going mad. It also happened with a new partner and I even tried sitting on frozen peas."

Even though she's tired of orgasms, she still loves sitting on some green pea-ness.

[29.media.tumblr.com image 500x327]

and her cooch probably smells like frozen fishsticks
[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


Came for this. Leaving satisfied!
 
2012-08-27 03:11:10 AM
You know that feeling when you are leaning back on two legs in a chair, and you almost fall over, but you just catch yourself? That's how I feel all the time.

I wonder if it's anything like that?

/probably not obscure with this crowd
 
2012-08-27 03:11:23 AM
12 sentences.

5 images.

The Sun.
 
2012-08-27 03:16:24 AM

MzUnderstood: 911, it's an emergency!!! I need at least 5 orgasms!!! That is funny. I'm tempted, but I don't want to get arrested and end up a FARK article.


Sonoma County is a little outside my normal service area.
 
2012-08-27 03:33:32 AM

scalpod: [keelynet.files.wordpress.com image 187x146]


Showed up for the Brainstorm reference.

Leaving happy, not '100 orgasms happy' but chuffed nonetheless.
 
2012-08-27 03:36:08 AM

italie: Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder? PGAD is the best these doctors could come up with?

Ongoing Genital Orgasm Disorder was ~right~ there guys....


That gets a good solid golf clap right there, and was a half-second away from new keyboard.
 
2012-08-27 03:36:35 AM

GWSuperfan: MzUnderstood: 911, it's an emergency!!! I need at least 5 orgasms!!! That is funny. I'm tempted, but I don't want to get arrested and end up a FARK article.

Sonoma County is a little outside my normal service area.


But, I'm always willing to make exceptions. EIP, etc, etc. ;)
 
2012-08-27 03:38:02 AM
I imagine this is close to the female equivalent of an erection lasting longer than 4 hours. Sounds good on paper, sounds good saying it, but not so good having it.
 
2012-08-27 04:23:41 AM

CommieTaoist: fusillade762: Isn't this a repeat? I could have sworn I've seen this story before.

This story comes around all the time.


Yeah, but they were all faked.
 
2012-08-27 04:25:12 AM

Relatively Obscure: [img.thesun.co.uk image 465x620]

Lemme show you my O face.


Icantfaptothis.jpg
 
2012-08-27 04:52:07 AM
On the verge of 100 Facebook "likes"
Is this lady whose coif seems like spikes
Her chief allure? Hourly spasms
Of powerful orgasms,
Oddly enough,her name is not Wanda Sykes
 
2012-08-27 04:55:15 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Cyno01: She looks like Adjoa Andoh.

AverageAmericanGuy: I had 6 in one day once. I had to take a week off because I literally got a scab under my glans from the friction.

Totally get what this person is talking about.

Youre a dry guy?

I was using conditioner. I was young. It was a log time ago.


You're a lumberjack and that's OK.
 
2012-08-27 04:56:25 AM
Wanted for questioning. 

media.comicvine.com
 
2012-08-27 04:59:06 AM
Kim, from Hitchin, Herts, but now living in Montclair, New Jersey

Snicker.
 
2012-08-27 05:06:38 AM
img.thesun.co.uk == messeriespreferees.unblog.fr
 
2012-08-27 05:25:31 AM

MzUnderstood: ... They like to come off like it's all good, and the next thing you know they're texting you 15 times a day just to say hi and ask what you're doing. Gets weird.


I hear women biatch about guys who are constantly calling or texting and wanting to be with them all the time, seriously I'd love that. A guy who is always calling or texting and who wants to be with me all the time is my idea of heaven. But I can't find those guys, I only get the guys who are masters of indifference.

Whoever is in control of the cosmos is screwing with us for shiats and giggles, I just know it.
 
2012-08-27 05:27:10 AM

Nidiot: MzUnderstood: ... They like to come off like it's all good, and the next thing you know they're texting you 15 times a day just to say hi and ask what you're doing. Gets weird.

I hear women biatch about guys who are constantly calling or texting and wanting to be with them all the time, seriously I'd love that. A guy who is always calling or texting and who wants to be with me all the time is my idea of heaven. But I can't find those guys, I only get the guys who are masters of indifference.

Whoever is in control of the cosmos is screwing with us for shiats and giggles, I just know it.


You may live in an area with a disproportionate amount of women to men. (Melbourne, perhaps?)
 
2012-08-27 05:30:22 AM

doglover: [Jolly Green Giant image]


I hope she was careful. I hear that guy has a bad case of Le Sueur peas.
 
2012-08-27 05:33:12 AM

lordargent: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x827] == [messeriespreferees.unblog.fr image 495x470]


Oh yeat, that's right, they all look alike...
 
2012-08-27 05:36:18 AM
has she tried Prozac or another of those drugs that psychiatrists eagerly hand out for just talking like a "normal" person?
 
2012-08-27 05:45:53 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Nidiot: MzUnderstood: ... They like to come off like it's all good, and the next thing you know they're texting you 15 times a day just to say hi and ask what you're doing. Gets weird.

I hear women biatch about guys who are constantly calling or texting and wanting to be with them all the time, seriously I'd love that. A guy who is always calling or texting and who wants to be with me all the time is my idea of heaven. But I can't find those guys, I only get the guys who are masters of indifference.

Whoever is in control of the cosmos is screwing with us for shiats and giggles, I just know it.

You may live in an area with a disproportionate amount of women to men. (Melbourne, perhaps?)


Close-ish, but not quite, outside a major metropolitan area altogether. I hear Sydney is actually the worst for that. Mind you I hear most of Australia's eastern capitals are suffering from having more women than men, that is probably true of everywhere in Oz that isn't a mining centre. Nevertheless I've also heard the same complaint of over-attentiveness from women where I live, so I figure it is a personal deficiency of my own that results in my failure to inspire that sort of interest from the males of the species who are happy to give it to some other women.

That, or it is down to The Great Pigeon Lord above deciding that I am a great target for shiatting on from a great height. I haven't ruled that out.
 
2012-08-27 05:51:18 AM
I can't say about your particular situation, but during my last trip to Melbourne (I haven't had the pleasure of visiting Sydney yet) of the rugged handsomeness of the men there. And the women? Well, they were ruggedly handsome too...

I have never been in a city so overpopulated by unattractive women. It was fascinating.

But unattractive is in the eye of the beholder. I can't say I'm spoiled here in Seattle, the capital of frumpy women. Still, there are a few chiquitas who catch my eye.

Only my devotion to my wife keeps me on the straight and narrow.
 
2012-08-27 05:59:55 AM
I just ate some peas. Not sure if this would have made them more delicious or not.
 
2012-08-27 06:15:32 AM
i23.photobucket.com

How long?
 
2012-08-27 06:21:54 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I can't say about your particular situation, but during my last trip to Melbourne (I haven't had the pleasure of visiting Sydney yet) of the rugged handsomeness of the men there. And the women? Well, they were ruggedly handsome too...

I have never been in a city so overpopulated by unattractive women. It was fascinating.

But unattractive is in the eye of the beholder. I can't say I'm spoiled here in Seattle, the capital of frumpy women. Still, there are a few chiquitas who catch my eye.

Only my devotion to my wife keeps me on the straight and narrow.


Melbourne doesn't sound like too bad a place for a woman to be then, since being surrounded by better looking women isn't going to do a girl any favours. I have noticed the percentage of bottle blondes increases the further north one goes, no idea why that is. By the time you get to Queensland you'd be forgiven for thinking that blonde is the only colour women come it. Unless they are asian of course.
 
2012-08-27 06:22:48 AM
Frothy Panties : Oh yeat, that's right, they all look alike...

It's ok, I have friends who are black.
 
2012-08-27 06:23:53 AM

Nidiot: AverageAmericanGuy: I can't say about your particular situation, but during my last trip to Melbourne (I haven't had the pleasure of visiting Sydney yet) of the rugged handsomeness of the men there. And the women? Well, they were ruggedly handsome too...

I have never been in a city so overpopulated by unattractive women. It was fascinating.

But unattractive is in the eye of the beholder. I can't say I'm spoiled here in Seattle, the capital of frumpy women. Still, there are a few chiquitas who catch my eye.

Only my devotion to my wife keeps me on the straight and narrow.

Melbourne doesn't sound like too bad a place for a woman to be then, since being surrounded by better looking women isn't going to do a girl any favours. I have noticed the percentage of bottle blondes increases the further north one goes, no idea why that is. By the time you get to Queensland you'd be forgiven for thinking that blonde is the only colour women come it. Unless they are asian of course.


Clearly, my business has me traveling to the wrong parts of Australia.
 
2012-08-27 06:34:36 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I can't say about your particular situation, but during my last trip to Melbourne (I haven't had the pleasure of visiting Sydney yet) of the rugged handsomeness of the men there. And the women? Well, they were ruggedly handsome too...

I have never been in a city so overpopulated by unattractive women. It was fascinating.

But unattractive is in the eye of the beholder. I can't say I'm spoiled here in Seattle, the capital of frumpy women. Still, there are a few chiquitas who catch my eye.

Only my devotion to my wife keeps me on the straight and narrow.


Frumpy?

(looks down at flannel jammie pants and hoodie)

Nevermind.
 
2012-08-27 06:50:11 AM
Is there no way to remove her spinal cysts? It sounds like that might be the cause of the problem. Remove them, and solution.
 
2012-08-27 06:53:27 AM

MzUnderstood: batcookie: MzUnderstood: batcookie: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

.... And you need just one..why?

Well, I could do with more than one, but that just makes things more complicated. If there was that ONE that could get the job done then I wouldn't need more than one, right? By the way my personal record was 34 in a 6-7 hour period. Lots of fun, but became a relationship and fell apart. I wasn't looking for a relationship then and I'm not now.

Oh, weed out the drama lovers. That's your first rule of thumb. There's no shortage of guys with no desire for attachment. Believe me, you're never gonna find one that fits all your ideals.

All my ideals are pretty simple. As stated. Come over a couple of times a week. Make me dinner once in awhile and as long as the connection is there and the sex is good, then we go on our merry way. I'm not too demanding and I cum really easy. I can cum as much as I want or as little. And drama lovers are hard to spot. They like to come off like it's all good, and the next thing you know they're texting you 15 times a day just to say hi and ask what you're doing. Gets weird.


Happily married and on the wrong coast, or I'd volunteer; you sound OK.

Good luck in your hunt.
 
2012-08-27 06:59:06 AM
nubian plz.
 
2012-08-27 07:09:50 AM

Ambivalence: DeltaPunch: Ambivalence: Barring that there's always a clitorectomy. She may never have another orgasm again but that may be preferable.

Can't women have both clitoral and vaginal orgasms? Maybe a clitoridectomy would stop the constant orgasms but allow her to still have vaginal ones?

I wonder if this happens to guys... I've had male friends who've tried to jerk off as many times as possible in one day (when they were younger or whatever), and they basically said blood comes out after the 10th time or so. *shudder*

I don't THINK so. In some middle east countries it's standard practice to give girls clitorectomies at puberty (They're sickeningly referred to as female circumscision). The point is to make it so a woman doesn't feel pleasure during sex and is therefor less likely to be unfaithful. Men are still allowed to enjoy sex as much as they want.


Not really: the men are mutilated as well, to desensitize the glans penis.

It's called 'circumcision'.
 
2012-08-27 07:23:21 AM

SpeedyBB: Ambivalence:
I don't THINK so. In some middle east countries it's standard practice to give girls clitorectomies at puberty (They're sickeningly referred to as female circumscision). The point is to make it so a woman doesn't feel pleasure during sex and is therefor less likely to be unfaithful. Men are still allowed to enjoy sex as much as they want.

Not really: the men are mutilated as well, to desensitize the glans penis.

It's called 'circumcision'.


I didn't think male circumcision is done so that men wouldn't enjoy sex and therefore reduce the likelihood of his being unfaithful, or at least, if that is why they do that, it isn't working.
 
2012-08-27 07:25:13 AM
Giving 100 orgasms a day is no picnic either, ma'm. Although it can be at a picnic...
 
2012-08-27 07:33:44 AM

Nidiot: SpeedyBB: Ambivalence:
I don't THINK so. In some middle east countries it's standard practice to give girls clitorectomies at puberty (They're sickeningly referred to as female circumscision). The point is to make it so a woman doesn't feel pleasure during sex and is therefor less likely to be unfaithful. Men are still allowed to enjoy sex as much as they want.

Not really: the men are mutilated as well, to desensitize the glans penis.

It's called 'circumcision'.

I didn't think male circumcision is done so that men wouldn't enjoy sex and therefore reduce the likelihood of his being unfaithful, or at least, if that is why they do that, it isn't working.


I've studied the matter in detail (living in a country of 200 million Muslims and my conclusion is that it's all about social control. Historically.

Forget all that 'hygiene' malarkey. It's brutal theocrat action.Traumatic in the extreme, to the small male.

'So you delight in your little beauty? Well just watch what the big people are going to do to it. And let this be a lesson as to what we can do with the rest of you, fella. Pain and even death. You belong to us.

'But we love you.'
 
2012-08-27 07:54:33 AM

SpeedyBB:
I've studied the matter in detail (living in a country of 200 million Muslims and my conclusion is that it's all about social control. Historically.

Forget all that 'hygiene' malarkey. It's brutal theocrat action.Traumatic in the extreme, to the small male.

'So you delight in your little beauty? Well just watch what the big people are going to do to it. And let this be a lesson as to what we can do with the rest of you, fella. Pain and even death. You belong to us.

'But we love you.'


Social control is the whole point of religion in the first place, so that makes as much sense as anything could I guess.

Yeah, God loves you ... except for that bit. Obviously.

Really if God hates that bit so much couldn't He just have left it off?
 
2012-08-27 07:55:26 AM
Imagine if it was a guy instead ...

Talk about your sticky situation.
 
2012-08-27 08:01:55 AM

nmemkha: Imagine if it was a guy instead ...


www.jca-photo.com

He'd be looking like this after about 2 weeks
 
2012-08-27 08:07:08 AM
so what is the deal with the mop and the SUV?
 
2012-08-27 08:07:58 AM
Why no "hottie" in the headline?

rebloggingdonk.com
 
2012-08-27 08:16:19 AM

italie: Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder? PGAD is the best these doctors could come up with?

Ongoing Genital Orgasm Disorder was ~right~ there guys....


...can't...stop...laughing
 
2012-08-27 08:18:29 AM

italie: Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder? PGAD is the best these doctors could come up with?

Ongoing Genital Orgasm Disorder was ~right~ there guys....


Great Jorb! +!
 
2012-08-27 08:20:08 AM
when I read the headline Nurse has 100 orgasms a day I was kind of mentally picturing
cl.jroo.me
 
2012-08-27 08:29:23 AM
img.thesun.co.uk

It's helpful that they include a picture of her vehicle, so that people can watch out for her on the road.
 
2012-08-27 08:34:47 AM
i.imgur.com

Is the Sun hinting that she's a squirter?

also...

i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-27 08:37:30 AM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-27 08:37:50 AM

MzUnderstood: One Bad Apple: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

So it's all down hill from here you're saying ?

Good luck with the man trapping

Trapping... naw. I just want one that comes over a couple of times a week and maybe makes me dinner once in awhile and the goes the fark home. No traps here. I don't want one that's going to hang around and never leave. Men think women don't want a casual sexual relationship. Well, I do, and it's hard to find the right person. Just being honest. But I know, everything's a joke on FARK. So flame on, I don't care.


If you had a profile counter, it would bespinning so fast the stability of the space-time continuum would be in danger.......
 
2012-08-27 08:40:52 AM
Hellooooooo, Nurse!

/Not really
//I'm sure it's awful
 
2012-08-27 08:41:16 AM

nmemkha: Imagine if it was a guy instead ...

Talk about your sticky situation.

 

www.hitstoreuk.com
 
2012-08-27 09:23:45 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-27 09:27:17 AM

Cynical 0: Kim[...] first had problems after sex with a new boyfriend in 2008.
She said: "I had constant orgasms for four days."

Someone let this man know so he can get this etched on his tombstone.


Yeah that guy can tell people "I farked a chick so hard she is still cumming"
 
2012-08-27 09:31:04 AM

MzUnderstood: One Bad Apple: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

So it's all down hill from here you're saying ?

Good luck with the man trapping

Trapping... naw. I just want one that comes over a couple of times a week and maybe makes me dinner once in awhile and the goes the fark home. No traps here. I don't want one that's going to hang around and never leave. Men think women don't want a casual sexual relationship. Well, I do, and it's hard to find the right person. Just being honest. But I know, everything's a joke on FARK. So flame on, I don't care.


You need a married family man who loves his family but is getting shut down too often by his wife.

So basically 95% of married men.
 
2012-08-27 09:36:52 AM

BHK: For me it's the lube on certain brands of condoms that I am allergic to

Unfortunately for me, I'm allergic to the smell of burning rubber.
 
2012-08-27 10:15:41 AM

Notabunny: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

29/31

/i keed
//i keed


I don't even need to click the link to know that Garfunkel and Oates!
 
2012-08-27 11:03:35 AM

JinxofSpades: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x337]

It's helpful that they include a picture of her vehicle, so that people can watch out for her on the road.


I lost it when I saw the car pic... I was all WTF?
 
2012-08-27 11:13:16 AM

haemaker: [x1c.xanga.com image 308x313]


I'm so glad I'm the only one in the office right now..laughing so hard i nearly fell out of my chair.
 
2012-08-27 11:34:46 AM

groppet:
Yeah that guy can tell people "I farked a chick so hard she is still cumming"


I gave my boyfriend scratches on his back once. You know where--that place you grab on to when you're holding on for more. Showed me the (faint) scars at least a year later, bragging about how he'd once farked me so hard, I'd left scars on him.

He's such a dumbass, he's probably still showing women his scars and telling them what a great fark he is.

/He was pretty good.
 
2012-08-27 11:35:24 AM
Might I suggest she have sex with stubby, that's been known to stop orgasms in their track.
 
2012-08-27 11:39:38 AM

MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.


you should say something else.
 
2012-08-27 11:45:59 AM

cryinoutloud: groppet:
Yeah that guy can tell people "I farked a chick so hard she is still cumming"

I gave my boyfriend scratches on his back once. You know where--that place you grab on to when you're holding on for more. Showed me the (faint) scars at least a year later, bragging about how he'd once farked me so hard, I'd left scars on him.

He's such a dumbass, he's probably still showing women his scars and telling them what a great fark he is.

/He was pretty good.


Those are stretch marks, not scars. I have been scratched and clawed during sex more times than I can count and have never scarred from it...
 
2012-08-27 12:14:09 PM
I got 99 problems but an orgasm ain't one.
 
2012-08-27 12:29:05 PM

Tax Boy: [i.imgur.com image 620x365]

Is the Sun hinting that she's a squirter?


I came into this threed to make that very reference: that after 100 orgasms, some mopping is required.
 
2012-08-27 12:37:45 PM
In other news, women everywhere have begun falling down the stairs at an alarmingly increased rate.
 
2012-08-27 01:25:50 PM

Nemnoch:
Those are stretch marks, not scars. I have been scratched and clawed during sex more times than I can count and have never scarred from it...


Hey, maybe he had delicate skin. He really did have some faint scars from my fingernails, before I learned to stop doing it.
 
2012-08-27 01:44:03 PM

MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.


You SAY so, but where's the profile pic?
 
2012-08-27 01:45:16 PM
I once jerked off 12 times in a day just to see if i could...

/actually my record is 16 orgasms in a day.
/no refractory period at all.
 
2012-08-27 01:57:26 PM

lordargent: Frothy Panties : Oh yeat, that's right, they all look alike...

It's ok, I have friends who are black.


+1 Internets
 
2012-08-27 02:09:37 PM

MzUnderstood:



Trapping... naw. I just want one that comes over a couple of times a week and maybe makes me dinner once in awhile and the goes the fark home. No traps here. I don't want one that's going to hang around and never leave. Men think women don't want a casual sexual relationship. Well, I do, and it's hard to find the right person. Just being honest. But I know, everything's a joke on FARK. So flame on, I don't care.



Yeesh, you really do need to get laid.
Got no more contacts in Cali. Can't help.
 
2012-08-27 02:23:05 PM
This thread seems to be chock full of Internet Stud Muffins...
 
2012-08-27 02:45:12 PM
She said: "I had constant orgasms for four days. I thought I was going mad. It also happened with a new partner and I even tried sitting on frozen peas."

i1.kym-cdn.com

/sorry I'm late to the thread
 
2012-08-27 02:56:10 PM

cryinoutloud: Nemnoch:
Those are stretch marks, not scars. I have been scratched and clawed during sex more times than I can count and have never scarred from it...

Hey, maybe he had delicate skin. He really did have some faint scars from my fingernails, before I learned to stop doing it.


My wife used to grab my flesh and just pull, like she was trying to make my lats wider or something, after a few times of explaining how freakin' BAD THAT HURT she stopped that shiat...
 
2012-08-27 03:55:05 PM
And as a visual aid, here is someone mopping a floor.

lol. The Sun is there.
 
2012-08-27 04:39:43 PM

SpeedyBB: Nidiot: SpeedyBB: Ambivalence:
I don't THINK so. In some middle east countries it's standard practice to give girls clitorectomies at puberty (They're sickeningly referred to as female circumscision). The point is to make it so a woman doesn't feel pleasure during sex and is therefor less likely to be unfaithful. Men are still allowed to enjoy sex as much as they want.

Not really: the men are mutilated as well, to desensitize the glans penis.

It's called 'circumcision'.

I didn't think male circumcision is done so that men wouldn't enjoy sex and therefore reduce the likelihood of his being unfaithful, or at least, if that is why they do that, it isn't working.

I've studied the matter in detail (living in a country of 200 million Muslims and my conclusion is that it's all about social control. Historically.

Forget all that 'hygiene' malarkey. It's brutal theocrat action.Traumatic in the extreme, to the small male.

'So you delight in your little beauty? Well just watch what the big people are going to do to it. And let this be a lesson as to what we can do with the rest of you, fella. Pain and even death. You belong to us.

'But we love you.'


Didn't it originate somewhere in central Africa, and eventually work its way up to the Middle East? I wouldn't be surprised if the culture that originally did it was the same that invented the female equivalent, or if both were done for the same purpose.

The odd thing was that doctors in the 19th century USA, and to a lesser extent England, promoted both as a means of preventing masturbation rather than controlling sexual promiscuity. Only the male variety became popular among doctors, though, and in the last few decades here people have been able to come to their senses and make an effort to halt the practice.

/this continues our regularly scheduled threadjacking
 
2012-08-27 05:19:55 PM

cyberspacedout: SpeedyBB: Nidiot: SpeedyBB: Ambivalence:
I don't THINK so. In some middle east countries it's standard practice to give girls clitorectomies at puberty (They're sickeningly referred to as female circumscision). The point is to make it so a woman doesn't feel pleasure during sex and is therefor less likely to be unfaithful. Men are still allowed to enjoy sex as much as they want.

Not really: the men are mutilated as well, to desensitize the glans penis.

It's called 'circumcision'.

I didn't think male circumcision is done so that men wouldn't enjoy sex and therefore reduce the likelihood of his being unfaithful, or at least, if that is why they do that, it isn't working.

I've studied the matter in detail (living in a country of 200 million Muslims and my conclusion is that it's all about social control. Historically.

Forget all that 'hygiene' malarkey. It's brutal theocrat action.Traumatic in the extreme, to the small male.

'So you delight in your little beauty? Well just watch what the big people are going to do to it. And let this be a lesson as to what we can do with the rest of you, fella. Pain and even death. You belong to us.

'But we love you.'

Didn't it originate somewhere in central Africa, and eventually work its way up to the Middle East? I wouldn't be surprised if the culture that originally did it was the same that invented the female equivalent, or if both were done for the same purpose.

The odd thing was that doctors in the 19th century USA, and to a lesser extent England, promoted both as a means of preventing masturbation rather than controlling sexual promiscuity. Only the male variety became popular among doctors, though, and in the last few decades here people have been able to come to their senses and make an effort to halt the practice.

/this continues our regularly scheduled threadjacking


//He said 'jacking'. Tee hee.
 
2012-08-27 06:56:52 PM
The orgasms leave her in pain, exhausted and unable to have a normal relationship. She said: "Other women wonder how to have an orgasm - I wonder how to stop mine."

Marriage.
 
2012-08-27 07:51:08 PM
I thought the female orgasm is a myth? Why wasn't this from The Onion?
 
2012-08-27 08:39:04 PM

Oznog: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

You SAY so, but where's the profile pic?


Found it.

i.imgur.com

/sorry
 
2012-08-27 11:25:35 PM

MzUnderstood: 911, it's an emergency!!! I need at least 5 orgasms!!! That is funny. I'm tempted, but I don't want to get arrested and end up a FARK article.


Jeez, I've got at least 5 orgasms laying around here somewhere. You can have them for free.

But you've got to cum and pick them up.
 
2012-08-28 05:54:49 AM
i think she looks like a monkey (cause of her hair style) not cause she's black
although that's part of it
 
2012-08-28 06:39:41 AM
Finally, a woman I can please.
 
2012-08-28 07:07:11 AM

Freezingprocess: Finally, a woman I can please

peas.

Sorry, pet peeve.
 
2012-08-28 11:19:39 AM

Dansker: Sorry, pet peeave.

 
2012-08-28 11:56:23 AM

MzUnderstood: One Bad Apple: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

So it's all down hill from here you're saying ?

Good luck with the man trapping

Trapping... naw. I just want one that comes over a couple of times a week and maybe makes me dinner once in awhile and the goes the fark home. No traps here. I don't want one that's going to hang around and never leave. Men think women don't want a casual sexual relationship. Well, I do, and it's hard to find the right person. Just being honest. But I know, everything's a joke on FARK. So flame on, I don't care.



How YOU doin'?
 
2012-08-28 01:36:51 PM

Ninjazx: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

you should say something else.


I'm 5'3", 115lbs, half Thai/half American mutt, I have long black hair, tan complexion, almond shaped brown eyes, small, but nice handful sized tits, I enjoy sex A LOT, not looking for a serious relationship just want to get laid a few times a week and have someone else make dinner sometimes. I don't need a man with lots of money. I don't want to be taken out and spoiled. I just want orgasms, at least 5 per session, which cum really easy to me. I don't want a man to be hanging around all the time. Just get the job done and go home or make dinner. I don't want to be the other woman, because I would not want that to be done to me. Just a stable FWB sort of thing. Of course it would be nice if there were some connection on the physical/mental level to make the sex that much better. Sex without connection can be good, but sex with a connection usually leaves you riding the high long after the sex is over and that is a good thing. My "demands" are so simple that it has boggled me that I can not find this sort of thing. Im thinking of looking in to the older men. I don't care if they need viagra to get the job done, just seems like they might have the lifestyle and be past the looking for life partner stage and be either too busy with a career or content enough that they also don't need a relationship. I don't know anymore and I've given up 'looking' and figure the right situation will come along when it's meant to. Did I say enough?
 
2012-08-28 01:38:29 PM

MzUnderstood: Ninjazx: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

you should say something else.

I'm 5'3", 115lbs, half Thai/half American mutt, I have long black hair, tan complexion, almond shaped brown eyes, small, but nice handful sized tits, I enjoy sex A LOT, not looking for a serious relationship just want to get laid a few times a week and have someone else make dinner sometimes. I don't need a man with lots of money. I don't want to be taken out and spoiled. I just want orgasms, at least 5 per session, which cum really easy to me. I don't want a man to be hanging around all the time. Just get the job done and go home or make dinner. I don't want to be the other woman, because I would not want that to be done to me. Just a stable FWB sort of thing. Of course it would be nice if there were some connection on the physical/mental level to make the sex that much better. Sex without connection can be good, but sex with a connection usually leaves you riding the high long after the sex is over and that is a good thing. My "demands" are so simple that it has boggled me that I can not find this sort of thing. Im thinking of looking in to the older men. I don't care if they need viagra to get the job done, just seems like they might have the lifestyle and be past the looking for life partner stage and be either too busy with a career or content enough that they also don't need a relationship. I don't know anymore and I've given up 'looking' and figure the right situation will come along when it's meant to. Did I say enough?


Oh yeah, and Im in Northern California, just north of SF. Not in Australia as someone had suggested.
 
2012-08-28 05:00:12 PM

MzUnderstood: Did I say enough?


You didn't say anything about moving somewhere in the vicinity of Copenhagen.
 
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