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(The Sun)   Apparently having 100 orgasms a day isn't as fun as it sounds. Who knew   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 160
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2012-08-26 10:51:08 PM
I'm surprised she could hold still for the pics!
 
2012-08-26 11:01:23 PM
I'd be happy with just one a day. 100 sounds exhausting.
 
2012-08-26 11:06:32 PM
"Other women wonder how to have an orgasm - I wonder how to stop mine."

I wonder if orajel or some other topical numbing agent would be useful in this situation.

Barring that there's always a clitorectomy. She may never have another orgasm again but that may be preferable.

Oh oh...what about capsaisan treatments? They use capsaisan as a long term pain relief therapy. It would be...challenging to adapt it to the vagina since such therapies require local anesthetic (capsaisan actually causes a great deal of pain before it takes effect as a pain which is what causes the pain receptors to basicly shut down) and it would probably have to be appied directly to the clitoris.
 
2012-08-26 11:50:33 PM
Isn't this a repeat? I could have sworn I've seen this story before.
 
2012-08-26 11:53:50 PM
x1c.xanga.com
 
2012-08-27 12:16:35 AM

fusillade762: Isn't this a repeat? I could have sworn I've seen this story before.


This story comes around all the time.
 
2012-08-27 12:37:45 AM

Ambivalence: Barring that there's always a clitorectomy. She may never have another orgasm again but that may be preferable.


Can't women have both clitoral and vaginal orgasms? Maybe a clitoridectomy would stop the constant orgasms but allow her to still have vaginal ones?

I wonder if this happens to guys... I've had male friends who've tried to jerk off as many times as possible in one day (when they were younger or whatever), and they basically said blood comes out after the 10th time or so. *shudder*
 
2012-08-27 12:43:09 AM
FTFA:

She said: "I had constant orgasms for four days. I thought I was going mad. It also happened with a new partner and I even tried sitting on frozen peas."

Even though she's tired of orgasms, she still loves sitting on some great pea-ness.
 
2012-08-27 12:54:18 AM
img.thesun.co.uk

Lemme show you my O face.
 
2012-08-27 12:59:48 AM

FirstNationalBastard: FTFA:

She said: "I had constant orgasms for four days. I thought I was going mad. It also happened with a new partner and I even tried sitting on frozen peas."

Even though she's tired of orgasms, she still loves sitting on some great pea-ness.


Hey, it's no laughing matter. That poor women has tried everything... frozen pea-ness, Dixie pea-ness, mushy pea-ness, chick pea-ness, flat pea-ness, sweet pea-ness, square pea-ness, snap pea-ness, snow pea-ness, split pea-ness (!)... she's gone interracial with yellow pea-ness and black pea-ness, and she even went so far as try partridge pea-ness and cow pea-ness (though I'm pretty sure there are laws those last two).
 
2012-08-27 01:02:17 AM

FirstNationalBastard: FTFA:

She said: "I had constant orgasms for four days. I thought I was going mad. It also happened with a new partner and I even tried sitting on frozen peas."

Even though she's tired of orgasms, she still loves sitting on some great pea-ness.


www.lovemarks.com
 
2012-08-27 01:16:05 AM
I had 6 in one day once. I had to take a week off because I literally got a scab under my glans from the friction.

Totally get what this person is talking about.
 
2012-08-27 01:18:02 AM
She looks like Adjoa Andoh.

AverageAmericanGuy: I had 6 in one day once. I had to take a week off because I literally got a scab under my glans from the friction.

Totally get what this person is talking about.


Youre a dry guy?
 
2012-08-27 01:19:00 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I had 6 in one day once. I had to take a week off because I literally got a scab under my glans from the friction.

Totally get what this person is talking about.


Good thing you stopped at 6 because by the time 8 comes around you can use your own blood as the lube from rubbing it raw.
 
2012-08-27 01:19:23 AM
Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder? PGAD is the best these doctors could come up with?

Ongoing Genital Orgasm Disorder was ~right~ there guys....
 
2012-08-27 01:19:39 AM

Cyno01: She looks like Adjoa Andoh.

AverageAmericanGuy: I had 6 in one day once. I had to take a week off because I literally got a scab under my glans from the friction.

Totally get what this person is talking about.

Youre a dry guy?


I was using conditioner. I was young. It was a log time ago.
 
2012-08-27 01:21:45 AM

DeltaPunch: Ambivalence: Barring that there's always a clitorectomy. She may never have another orgasm again but that may be preferable.

Can't women have both clitoral and vaginal orgasms? Maybe a clitoridectomy would stop the constant orgasms but allow her to still have vaginal ones?

I wonder if this happens to guys... I've had male friends who've tried to jerk off as many times as possible in one day (when they were younger or whatever), and they basically said blood comes out after the 10th time or so. *shudder*


I don't THINK so. In some middle east countries it's standard practice to give girls clitorectomies at puberty (They're sickeningly referred to as female circumscision). The point is to make it so a woman doesn't feel pleasure during sex and is therefor less likely to be unfaithful. Men are still allowed to enjoy sex as much as they want.
 
2012-08-27 01:22:37 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Cyno01: She looks like Adjoa Andoh.

AverageAmericanGuy: I had 6 in one day once. I had to take a week off because I literally got a scab under my glans from the friction.

Totally get what this person is talking about.

Youre a dry guy?

I was using conditioner. I was young. It was a log time ago.


That's nothing, I once used a lotion I didn't know I was allergic to for several days. Fire engine red my friend, on the plus side since it was swollen it looked huge. I had to bring my girlfriend to the doctor with me to explain that one.
 
2012-08-27 01:24:17 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Cyno01: She looks like Adjoa Andoh.

AverageAmericanGuy: I had 6 in one day once. I had to take a week off because I literally got a scab under my glans from the friction.

Totally get what this person is talking about.

Youre a dry guy?

I was using conditioner. I was young. It was a log time ago.


Happened to me when I was about 14. Shampoo.
 
2012-08-27 01:28:32 AM
This thread is now incomprehensible to biatches.
 
2012-08-27 01:35:21 AM
How do you even think straight with that condition?
 
2012-08-27 01:35:56 AM
She's faking 99 of those.
 
2012-08-27 01:35:59 AM
Hmmm... I am supposing these are clitoral orgasms, and since it's due to sensitivity there wouldn't be a whole lot of friction required to push her over the edge, thus eliminating the possibility of rubbing it raw, so I don't see how it'd be painful... unless she's referring to sore muscles from the constant contractions. Honestly, I reached the double digits in one day once and I felt like every muscle in my body had been pushed to marathon limits. But if she means painful to her hoo hah...why?
 
2012-08-27 01:36:03 AM
I can imagine it would be quite the distraction.
 
BHK
2012-08-27 01:36:32 AM

insertsnarkyusername: AverageAmericanGuy: Cyno01: She looks like Adjoa Andoh.

AverageAmericanGuy: I had 6 in one day once. I had to take a week off because I literally got a scab under my glans from the friction.

Totally get what this person is talking about.

Youre a dry guy?

I was using conditioner. I was young. It was a log time ago.

That's nothing, I once used a lotion I didn't know I was allergic to for several days. Fire engine red my friend, on the plus side since it was swollen it looked huge. I had to bring my girlfriend to the doctor with me to explain that one.


For me it's the lube on certain brands of condoms that I am allergic to. Turns red and it looks like it was stung by several bees and feels almost as if it did. It's been 20 years since that happened, and I still get nervous if I have to put on one.
 
2012-08-27 01:37:08 AM

DeltaPunch: Can't women have both clitoral and vaginal orgasms? Maybe a clitoridectomy would stop the constant orgasms but allow her to still have vaginal ones?


There's no such distinction; Freud invented it to fill some holes in his armchair theorizing.
 
2012-08-27 01:37:27 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: This thread is now incomprehensible to biatches.


Don't flatter yourselves, your plumbing's not all that complicated to understand. :-)
 
2012-08-27 01:40:44 AM

batcookie: AverageAmericanGuy: This thread is now incomprehensible to biatches.

Don't flatter yourselves, your plumbing's not all that complicated to understand. :-)


I suppose biatches have their own complicated lube/stimulation tools and creams to deal with.

I was mostly kidding anyway. I love the biatches.
 
2012-08-27 01:41:46 AM
They must have revoked her driver's license by now
 
2012-08-27 01:42:28 AM

Notabunny: They must have revoked her driver's license by now


Though I'd love to get a look at some of the accident reports...
 
2012-08-27 01:43:09 AM
Kim[...] first had problems after sex with a new boyfriend in 2008.
She said: "I had constant orgasms for four days."

Someone let this man know so he can get this etched on his tombstone.
 
2012-08-27 01:43:50 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: batcookie: AverageAmericanGuy: This thread is now incomprehensible to biatches.

Don't flatter yourselves, your plumbing's not all that complicated to understand. :-)

I suppose biatches have their own complicated lube/stimulation tools and creams to deal with.

I was mostly kidding anyway. I love the biatches.


Either you need a vocabulary lesson or someone needs to turn you in for violation of beastiality laws I think.
 
2012-08-27 01:44:52 AM
I used to know a woman who had the same problem and it really sucked for her. And coworkers/bosses. Just having a normal conversation with the boss and it starts. Awkward for all parties. "Hang, on, it's starting up..." "Oh. Um. Should I come back? Or turn around or something?"
 
2012-08-27 01:47:04 AM
Her typing must look like a Tourette's attack.

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2012-08-27 01:47:27 AM

Relatively Obscure: [img.thesun.co.uk image 465x620]

Lemme show you my O face.


looks like C.H Pound aka Claudette Wyms from The Shield
 
2012-08-27 01:47:30 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: This thread is now incomprehensible to biatches.


Don't feel sorry for them. They get to baffle and horrify us in menstruation threads.

The horror...
 
2012-08-27 01:47:59 AM

batcookie: AverageAmericanGuy: batcookie: AverageAmericanGuy: This thread is now incomprehensible to biatches.

Don't flatter yourselves, your plumbing's not all that complicated to understand. :-)

I suppose biatches have their own complicated lube/stimulation tools and creams to deal with.

I was mostly kidding anyway. I love the biatches.

Either you need a vocabulary lesson or someone needs to turn you in for violation of beastiality laws I think.


You know just the words to turn me on, baby.

Meow!
 
2012-08-27 01:48:13 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I had 6 in one day once. I had to take a week off because I literally got a scab under my glans from the friction.

Totally get what this person is talking about.


My personal record is 5. Although that last one might as well have been dust or just an IOU maybe.


/Just pick the scab and let the pus run
 
2012-08-27 01:49:48 AM
I'll bet everybody at the café orders what she's having
 
2012-08-27 01:50:01 AM

doglover: FirstNationalBastard: FTFA:

She said: "I had constant orgasms for four days. I thought I was going mad. It also happened with a new partner and I even tried sitting on frozen peas."

Even though she's tired of orgasms, she still loves sitting on some green pea-ness.

29.media.tumblr.com

and her cooch probably smells like frozen fishsticks
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2012-08-27 01:50:27 AM

Notabunny: Her typing must look like a Tourette's attack.

Dear Sir,

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digitalhousewives.com
 
2012-08-27 01:50:28 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: batcookie: AverageAmericanGuy: batcookie: AverageAmericanGuy: This thread is now incomprehensible to biatches.

Don't flatter yourselves, your plumbing's not all that complicated to understand. :-)

I suppose biatches have their own complicated lube/stimulation tools and creams to deal with.

I was mostly kidding anyway. I love the biatches.

Either you need a vocabulary lesson or someone needs to turn you in for violation of beastiality laws I think.

You know just the words to turn me on, baby.

Meow!


Haha, the latter. Gotcha.
 
2012-08-27 01:51:27 AM
I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.
 
2012-08-27 01:52:47 AM

MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.


So it's all down hill from here you're saying ?

Good luck with the man trapping
 
2012-08-27 01:53:21 AM

MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.


.... And you need just one..why?
 
2012-08-27 01:53:55 AM

MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.


29/31

/i keed
//i keed
 
2012-08-27 01:56:14 AM

One Bad Apple: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

So it's all down hill from here you're saying ?

Good luck with the man trapping


Trapping... naw. I just want one that comes over a couple of times a week and maybe makes me dinner once in awhile and the goes the fark home. No traps here. I don't want one that's going to hang around and never leave. Men think women don't want a casual sexual relationship. Well, I do, and it's hard to find the right person. Just being honest. But I know, everything's a joke on FARK. So flame on, I don't care.
 
2012-08-27 01:57:15 AM
Had PGAD symptoms a few years ago when my pudenal nerve went wonky for awhile. It was like having a bladder infection x1000 plus swelling and pain. Being able to pretty much instantly orgasm on command was not worth all of the negatives.

I was lucky it went away, thought I deathly fear living the rest of my life like that. I can't help but feel that many PGAD stories in tabloids are tongue in cheek, exploitative "we should ALL be so lucky to have a disease like this!" kind of affairs. You would NOT want those symptoms, any more than you'd want a month long priapism.
 
2012-08-27 01:58:53 AM

MzUnderstood: One Bad Apple: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

So it's all down hill from here you're saying ?

Good luck with the man trapping

Trapping... naw. I just want one that comes over a couple of times a week and maybe makes me dinner once in awhile and the goes the fark home. No traps here. I don't want one that's going to hang around and never leave. Men think women don't want a casual sexual relationship. Well, I do, and it's hard to find the right person. Just being honest. But I know, everything's a joke on FARK. So flame on, I don't care.


Do you have any pictures? Your profile is empty.

A casual physical relationship requires at least a basic level of trust. Otherwise, it's difficult to jump in to this kind of thing.
 
2012-08-27 01:59:16 AM

batcookie: MzUnderstood: I wouldn't mind a 100 orgasms a day, or 5 at least, but finding the right man to provide that has proved a lot more difficult than you would imagine for a woman in her 30's, at her sexual peak and pretty hot, if I say so myself, and I do.

.... And you need just one..why?


Well, I could do with more than one, but that just makes things more complicated. If there was that ONE that could get the job done then I wouldn't need more than one, right? By the way my personal record was 34 in a 6-7 hour period. Lots of fun, but became a relationship and fell apart. I wasn't looking for a relationship then and I'm not now.
 
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