I GOT CAUGHTGAVING SEXNot being punishedjust bragging.\O/|/\
Vodka Zombie: Yeah. I see that kid, I'm asking him to hook me up.
Mr. Carpenter: AverageAmericanGuy: Mr. Carpenter: AverageAmericanGuy: Mr. Carpenter: AverageAmericanGuy: Beaver Knievel: Yes, Fark whiners, because MORE "hands off" style Meh parenting is EXACTLY what this THIRTEEN year old child needs.Gimme a break. Pure obviously not a real parent.We parents are deathly afraid of being caught raising our hand to our spawn. Only in the privacy of our home can we even think of spanking.I was at Target and some nosy woman yelled at me for raising my voice at my son. RAISING MY VOICE. Seriously dude. I hadn't even given him a slap on the face or twisted his arm to stop him from squirming.Times are different. Parents can't discipline kids in public anymore. Just saying.Raise your hand to another human being that's attempted assault and as a society we throw you in prison to be raped like the little biatch you are. What kind of man hits someone weaker than him? A pathetic excuse for one that's what kind. You want to use violence to teach someone a lesson, I'm pretty sure Bubba has quite a few to teach you, so bend over.Right. Rape is an appropriate means of correction.What the fark is wrong with you, dude.Oh you're an idiot. Let me spell it out for you. If you think violence is an acceptable form of correction for a child, then what's good for the goose is good for the gander. We as a society do not condone it, so welcome to rapesville, population you!Spanking = rapeDo I have that right, you farking weirdo fetishist?I'm afraid child abuse is especially looked down on in prison, so you're probably going to have to put up with quite a bit more than just Bubba. And is "squirming" the same as "being hit by a man 7 times your size" until you've "learned your lesson."The fact is, if you accept violence as a valid form of correction, than not only are you a farking moron (it's not nearly as effective and far less so than other forms of correction) but you're also a pussy.
Rockstone: Drug use isn't even illegal. Possession of it is.
Vodka Zombie: MacEnvy: This will in no way backfire.Yeah. I see that kid, I'm asking him to hook me up.I consider this to be a form of advertising instead of any sort of punishment.
Shakespeare's Sister: I cannot if this is effective or not for this child, but it is not what I would do to my son. Maybe this is what would work for him, but it would work for my kid
srtpointman: Funny how when someone steals and they make them wear a sign it's perfectly ok. But when a thirteen year old gets busted smoking pot all of a sudden it's bad parenting. My son just turned 13. If I caught him smoking he'd definitely be grounded for a long time. And if I caught him a second time? You bet your sweet ass he'd be standing outside with a sandwich board. Good job on mom for not just turning a blind eye. I know it's "just pot", but he's only thirteen god damn years old.
Notabunny: My kid? "Wait until the law is changed, dummy. Yes, it's a stupid law. Yes, I disagree with it. But it is the law, and until it's changed you can be arrested and go to jail for breaking it."
bluefox3681: Yeah, heaven forbid that the mother dish out any punishment. I mean, the kid may grow up without and consequence for his actions and end up on the government dole.
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