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2012-08-27 12:15:49 AM
Yes, Fark whiners, because MORE "hands off" style Meh parenting is EXACTLY what this THIRTEEN year old child needs.
 
2012-08-27 12:16:39 AM
Also? I'mokaywiththis.jpg
 
2012-08-27 12:17:57 AM
Trolling inane comments....

Kids caught drinking a beer at 15... Wtf, drink when you ate 21. No billboard needed.
Kids caught smoking a cig... Wtf, smoke when you are old enough to vote. No billboard needed.
Anyone caught... Wtf. Age limitation needed.
 
2012-08-27 12:22:49 AM

Godscrack: Mom "He's a great kid, does good in school...."

Not anymore he wont. He's gonna be farked with by the other kids for years.


That's life. I'm surprised at the number of 'no consequences' coddlers in here.
 
2012-08-27 12:24:25 AM

Beaver Knievel: Yes, Fark whiners, because MORE "hands off" style Meh parenting is EXACTLY what this THIRTEEN year old child needs.


Gimme a break. Pure obviously not a real parent.

We parents are deathly afraid of being caught raising our hand to our spawn. Only in the privacy of our home can we even think of spanking.

I was at Target and some nosy woman yelled at me for raising my voice at my son. RAISING MY VOICE. Seriously dude. I hadn't even given him a slap on the face or twisted his arm to stop him from squirming.

Times are different. Parents can't discipline kids in public anymore. Just saying.
 
2012-08-27 12:25:25 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Beaver Knievel: Yes, Fark whiners, because MORE "hands off" style Meh parenting is EXACTLY what this THIRTEEN year old child needs.

Gimme a break. Pure obviously not a real parent.

We parents are deathly afraid of being caught raising our hand to our spawn. Only in the privacy of our home can we even think of spanking.

I was at Target and some nosy woman yelled at me for raising my voice at my son. RAISING MY VOICE. Seriously dude. I hadn't even given him a slap on the face or twisted his arm to stop him from squirming.

Times are different. Parents can't discipline kids in public anymore. Just saying.


You're obviously not a parent...

Ftfm
 
2012-08-27 12:25:49 AM

rustik: When I was in elementary school I had a teacher that made a tail out of yarn and made me wear it for being a "tattle tail." I told on some kid that was stealing from another kid. It was pretty humiliating, and I sure learned my lesson.

/snitches get stitches
//this was like 25 years ago so they didn't call in the 5-0 on the other kid


Was the other kid's mom friends with the teacher? Or were you the opposite of a 'teacher's pet'? It's okay to be the opposite of a teacher's pet. Most teachers are human, and therefore they're shiat for brains about the impact of their favoritism on their young charges.
 
2012-08-27 12:26:23 AM

Beaver Knievel: Yes, Fark whiners, because MORE "hands off" style Meh parenting is EXACTLY what this THIRTEEN year old child needs.


Another f*cktard who thinks there's a dichotomy between "public humiliation" and "zero punishment".
 
2012-08-27 12:28:11 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: I'm surprised at the number of 'no consequences' coddlers in here.


And another one. Who here was calling for "no consequences"?

I gladly give both of your parents a huge FAIL because they raised kids that can't even comprehend the concept of nuance!
 
2012-08-27 12:30:36 AM

TsukasaK: Beaver Knievel: Yes, Fark whiners, because MORE "hands off" style Meh parenting is EXACTLY what this THIRTEEN year old child needs.

Another f*cktard who thinks there's a dichotomy between "public humiliation" and "zero punishment".


Beaver Knieval is right, not a fktard.
Public humiliation works.
When it doesn 't work, then the kid is practicing open defiance (good for them) and has to learn the consequences of open defiance, be it good (continued attention) or eveil (continued bad attention).
She and his father didn't beat his ass into next Sunday, then call it a day.
She and his father sure as hell didn't go the 'buddy with our kids' route, thank god.
It's not for the rest of his life.
He can straight up and fly right, or face additional consequences.
 
2012-08-27 12:30:38 AM

Rockstone: Drug use isn't even illegal. Possession of it is.


Yeah, I heard that from my friend Wesley who also told me that income taxes are optional.
 
2012-08-27 12:33:28 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: TsukasaK: Beaver Knievel: Yes, Fark whiners, because MORE "hands off" style Meh parenting is EXACTLY what this THIRTEEN year old child needs.

Another f*cktard who thinks there's a dichotomy between "public humiliation" and "zero punishment".

Beaver Knieval is right, not a fktard.
Public humiliation works.
When it doesn 't work, then the kid is practicing open defiance (good for them) and has to learn the consequences of open defiance, be it good (continued attention) or eveil (continued bad attention).
She and his father didn't beat his ass into next Sunday, then call it a day.
She and his father sure as hell didn't go the 'buddy with our kids' route, thank god.
It's not for the rest of his life.
He can straight up and fly right, or face additional consequences.


I may be four shafts to the wind. But that doesn't make the least amount of sense.
 
2012-08-27 12:34:01 AM

cwheelie: I know a girl who got busted for shoplifting & her dad made her wear a sign that said "I'm a thief" outside the courthouse.... she never got caught again. And still speaks to her Dad.


TIFIFY
 
2012-08-27 12:35:09 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Public humiliation works.


So does beating the shiat out of your kids. What's your point? It's still reprehensible to do. There are other things you can do that, again don't "go the buddy with our kids" route.

Are you that f*cking braindead that you can't see that there are a ton of possible punishments that aren't anywhere near human rights violations?
 
2012-08-27 12:38:05 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Beaver Knievel: Yes, Fark whiners, because MORE "hands off" style Meh parenting is EXACTLY what this THIRTEEN year old child needs.

Gimme a break. Pure obviously not a real parent.

We parents are deathly afraid of being caught raising our hand to our spawn. Only in the privacy of our home can we even think of spanking.

I was at Target and some nosy woman yelled at me for raising my voice at my son. RAISING MY VOICE. Seriously dude. I hadn't even given him a slap on the face or twisted his arm to stop him from squirming.

Times are different. Parents can't discipline kids in public anymore. Just saying.


Raise your hand to another human being that's attempted assault and as a society we throw you in prison to be raped like the little biatch you are. What kind of man hits someone weaker than him? A pathetic excuse for one that's what kind. You want to use violence to teach someone a lesson, I'm pretty sure Bubba has quite a few to teach you, so bend over.
 
2012-08-27 12:40:20 AM

Mr. Carpenter: AverageAmericanGuy: Beaver Knievel: Yes, Fark whiners, because MORE "hands off" style Meh parenting is EXACTLY what this THIRTEEN year old child needs.

Gimme a break. Pure obviously not a real parent.

We parents are deathly afraid of being caught raising our hand to our spawn. Only in the privacy of our home can we even think of spanking.

I was at Target and some nosy woman yelled at me for raising my voice at my son. RAISING MY VOICE. Seriously dude. I hadn't even given him a slap on the face or twisted his arm to stop him from squirming.

Times are different. Parents can't discipline kids in public anymore. Just saying.

Raise your hand to another human being that's attempted assault and as a society we throw you in prison to be raped like the little biatch you are. What kind of man hits someone weaker than him? A pathetic excuse for one that's what kind. You want to use violence to teach someone a lesson, I'm pretty sure Bubba has quite a few to teach you, so bend over.


Right. Rape is an appropriate means of correction.

What the fark is wrong with you, dude.
 
2012-08-27 12:43:36 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Mr. Carpenter: AverageAmericanGuy: Beaver Knievel: Yes, Fark whiners, because MORE "hands off" style Meh parenting is EXACTLY what this THIRTEEN year old child needs.

Gimme a break. Pure obviously not a real parent.

We parents are deathly afraid of being caught raising our hand to our spawn. Only in the privacy of our home can we even think of spanking.

I was at Target and some nosy woman yelled at me for raising my voice at my son. RAISING MY VOICE. Seriously dude. I hadn't even given him a slap on the face or twisted his arm to stop him from squirming.

Times are different. Parents can't discipline kids in public anymore. Just saying.

Raise your hand to another human being that's attempted assault and as a society we throw you in prison to be raped like the little biatch you are. What kind of man hits someone weaker than him? A pathetic excuse for one that's what kind. You want to use violence to teach someone a lesson, I'm pretty sure Bubba has quite a few to teach you, so bend over.

Right. Rape is an appropriate means of correction.

What the fark is wrong with you, dude.


Oh you're an idiot. Let me spell it out for you. If you think violence is an acceptable form of correction for a child, then what's good for the goose is good for the gander. We as a society do not condone it, so welcome to rapesville, population you!
 
2012-08-27 12:45:27 AM

Mr. Carpenter: AverageAmericanGuy: Mr. Carpenter: AverageAmericanGuy: Beaver Knievel: Yes, Fark whiners, because MORE "hands off" style Meh parenting is EXACTLY what this THIRTEEN year old child needs.

Gimme a break. Pure obviously not a real parent.

We parents are deathly afraid of being caught raising our hand to our spawn. Only in the privacy of our home can we even think of spanking.

I was at Target and some nosy woman yelled at me for raising my voice at my son. RAISING MY VOICE. Seriously dude. I hadn't even given him a slap on the face or twisted his arm to stop him from squirming.

Times are different. Parents can't discipline kids in public anymore. Just saying.

Raise your hand to another human being that's attempted assault and as a society we throw you in prison to be raped like the little biatch you are. What kind of man hits someone weaker than him? A pathetic excuse for one that's what kind. You want to use violence to teach someone a lesson, I'm pretty sure Bubba has quite a few to teach you, so bend over.

Right. Rape is an appropriate means of correction.

What the fark is wrong with you, dude.

Oh you're an idiot. Let me spell it out for you. If you think violence is an acceptable form of correction for a child, then what's good for the goose is good for the gander. We as a society do not condone it, so welcome to rapesville, population you!


Spanking = rape

Do I have that right, you farking weirdo fetishist?
 
2012-08-27 12:48:19 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Mr. Carpenter: AverageAmericanGuy: Mr. Carpenter: AverageAmericanGuy: Beaver Knievel: Yes, Fark whiners, because MORE "hands off" style Meh parenting is EXACTLY what this THIRTEEN year old child needs.

Gimme a break. Pure obviously not a real parent.

We parents are deathly afraid of being caught raising our hand to our spawn. Only in the privacy of our home can we even think of spanking.

I was at Target and some nosy woman yelled at me for raising my voice at my son. RAISING MY VOICE. Seriously dude. I hadn't even given him a slap on the face or twisted his arm to stop him from squirming.

Times are different. Parents can't discipline kids in public anymore. Just saying.

Raise your hand to another human being that's attempted assault and as a society we throw you in prison to be raped like the little biatch you are. What kind of man hits someone weaker than him? A pathetic excuse for one that's what kind. You want to use violence to teach someone a lesson, I'm pretty sure Bubba has quite a few to teach you, so bend over.

Right. Rape is an appropriate means of correction.

What the fark is wrong with you, dude.

Oh you're an idiot. Let me spell it out for you. If you think violence is an acceptable form of correction for a child, then what's good for the goose is good for the gander. We as a society do not condone it, so welcome to rapesville, population you!

Spanking = rape

Do I have that right, you farking weirdo fetishist?


I'm afraid child abuse is especially looked down on in prison, so you're probably going to have to put up with quite a bit more than just Bubba. And is "squirming" the same as "being hit by a man 7 times your size" until you've "learned your lesson."

The fact is, if you accept violence as a valid form of correction, than not only are you a farking moron (it's not nearly as effective and far less so than other forms of correction) but you're also a pussy.
 
2012-08-27 12:50:32 AM

Mr. Carpenter: AverageAmericanGuy: Mr. Carpenter: AverageAmericanGuy: Mr. Carpenter: AverageAmericanGuy: Beaver Knievel: Yes, Fark whiners, because MORE "hands off" style Meh parenting is EXACTLY what this THIRTEEN year old child needs.

Gimme a break. Pure obviously not a real parent.

We parents are deathly afraid of being caught raising our hand to our spawn. Only in the privacy of our home can we even think of spanking.

I was at Target and some nosy woman yelled at me for raising my voice at my son. RAISING MY VOICE. Seriously dude. I hadn't even given him a slap on the face or twisted his arm to stop him from squirming.

Times are different. Parents can't discipline kids in public anymore. Just saying.

Raise your hand to another human being that's attempted assault and as a society we throw you in prison to be raped like the little biatch you are. What kind of man hits someone weaker than him? A pathetic excuse for one that's what kind. You want to use violence to teach someone a lesson, I'm pretty sure Bubba has quite a few to teach you, so bend over.

Right. Rape is an appropriate means of correction.

What the fark is wrong with you, dude.

Oh you're an idiot. Let me spell it out for you. If you think violence is an acceptable form of correction for a child, then what's good for the goose is good for the gander. We as a society do not condone it, so welcome to rapesville, population you!

Spanking = rape

Do I have that right, you farking weirdo fetishist?

I'm afraid child abuse is especially looked down on in prison, so you're probably going to have to put up with quite a bit more than just Bubba. And is "squirming" the same as "being hit by a man 7 times your size" until you've "learned your lesson."

The fact is, if you accept violence as a valid form of correction, than not only are you a farking moron (it's not nearly as effective and far less so than other forms of correction) but you're also a pussy.


I'll take my chances, you non-breeder.
 
2012-08-27 12:50:35 AM
It's the debbil's weed, my son. Mankind was meant to live in ignorance and pain.
Enlightenment leads to chaos and scurvy!
 
2012-08-27 12:56:25 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Mr. Carpenter: AverageAmericanGuy: Mr. Carpenter: AverageAmericanGuy: Mr. Carpenter: AverageAmericanGuy: Beaver Knievel: Yes, Fark whiners, because MORE "hands off" style Meh parenting is EXACTLY what this THIRTEEN year old child needs.

Gimme a break. Pure obviously not a real parent.

We parents are deathly afraid of being caught raising our hand to our spawn. Only in the privacy of our home can we even think of spanking.

I was at Target and some nosy woman yelled at me for raising my voice at my son. RAISING MY VOICE. Seriously dude. I hadn't even given him a slap on the face or twisted his arm to stop him from squirming.

Times are different. Parents can't discipline kids in public anymore. Just saying.

Raise your hand to another human being that's attempted assault and as a society we throw you in prison to be raped like the little biatch you are. What kind of man hits someone weaker than him? A pathetic excuse for one that's what kind. You want to use violence to teach someone a lesson, I'm pretty sure Bubba has quite a few to teach you, so bend over.

Right. Rape is an appropriate means of correction.

What the fark is wrong with you, dude.

Oh you're an idiot. Let me spell it out for you. If you think violence is an acceptable form of correction for a child, then what's good for the goose is good for the gander. We as a society do not condone it, so welcome to rapesville, population you!

Spanking = rape

Do I have that right, you farking weirdo fetishist?

I'm afraid child abuse is especially looked down on in prison, so you're probably going to have to put up with quite a bit more than just Bubba. And is "squirming" the same as "being hit by a man 7 times your size" until you've "learned your lesson."

The fact is, if you accept violence as a valid form of correction, than not only are you a farking moron (it's not nearly as effective and far less so than other forms of correction) but you're also a pussy.

I'll take my chances, you non-breeder.


What? Did you really just say that? "You don't beat your children so you must not have kids..." Child abusing farking moron, coward, pussy, all rolled into one. You're a disgusting pathetic weak little man and you deserve nothing but the complete and utter apathy the worthless crotchfruit you're raising will give you.

Thirty years from now when you're white trash self is dying of lung cancer from those reds you've been sucking down you're children are gonna laugh their asses off when they send you to a home, or just let you die alone in your trailer.

Two kids, never struck either. Not. Even. Once. And I'm willing to bet my motherfarking LIFE they are so much more respectful, kind, smart, and hard working than anyone you could EVER "train."
 
2012-08-27 12:58:57 AM

Bob_Laublaw: Hopefully he learns a very important lesson and is much more inconspicuous with his weed from here on in. never to trust his mother ever again, and family is thinner than turpentine.

 
2012-08-27 12:59:04 AM
Christ, kid. Grow up and do meth already.
 
2012-08-27 12:59:40 AM
What if I spank my girlfriend when she's naughty?

:)
 
2012-08-27 12:59:47 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Mr. Carpenter: AverageAmericanGuy: Mr. Carpenter: AverageAmericanGuy: Mr. Carpenter: AverageAmericanGuy: Beaver Knievel: Yes, Fark whiners, because MORE "hands off" style Meh parenting is EXACTLY what this THIRTEEN year old child needs.

Gimme a break. Pure obviously not a real parent.

We parents are deathly afraid of being caught raising our hand to our spawn. Only in the privacy of our home can we even think of spanking.

I was at Target and some nosy woman yelled at me for raising my voice at my son. RAISING MY VOICE. Seriously dude. I hadn't even given him a slap on the face or twisted his arm to stop him from squirming.

Times are different. Parents can't discipline kids in public anymore. Just saying.

Raise your hand to another human being that's attempted assault and as a society we throw you in prison to be raped like the little biatch you are. What kind of man hits someone weaker than him? A pathetic excuse for one that's what kind. You want to use violence to teach someone a lesson, I'm pretty sure Bubba has quite a few to teach you, so bend over.

Right. Rape is an appropriate means of correction.

What the fark is wrong with you, dude.

Oh you're an idiot. Let me spell it out for you. If you think violence is an acceptable form of correction for a child, then what's good for the goose is good for the gander. We as a society do not condone it, so welcome to rapesville, population you!

Spanking = rape

Do I have that right, you farking weirdo fetishist?

I'm afraid child abuse is especially looked down on in prison, so you're probably going to have to put up with quite a bit more than just Bubba. And is "squirming" the same as "being hit by a man 7 times your size" until you've "learned your lesson."

The fact is, if you accept violence as a valid form of correction, than not only are you a farking moron (it's not nearly as effective and far less so than other forms of correction) but you're also a pussy.

I'll take my chances, you non-breeder.


Oh forgot, you're a feckless degenerate and ignored under "moron white trash trailer park child abuser."
 
2012-08-27 12:59:48 AM

Mr. Carpenter: Thirty years from now when you're white trash self is dying of lung cancer from those reds you've been sucking down you're children are gonna laugh their asses off when they send you to a home, or just let you die alone in your trailer.


Yknow, I was with you until this.

That was a low blow. You're a dick.

/*plonk*
 
2012-08-27 01:01:11 AM

TsukasaK: Mr. Carpenter: Thirty years from now when you're white trash self is dying of lung cancer from those reds you've been sucking down you're children are gonna laugh their asses off when they send you to a home, or just let you die alone in your trailer.

Yknow, I was with you until this.

That was a low blow. You're a dick.

/*plonk*


"You're being a dick to the guy proud of hitting his kids..."

I'm ok with this.
 
2012-08-27 01:16:07 AM
I'm not angry son. Just, disappointed.

/Am I doing it right?
//No kids
///I learned it from watching you ok!?!?
\Tonight, on a very special episode of __________
\\Did I forget any?
 
2012-08-27 01:16:49 AM
Feh. I'd kick his ass for getting caught. I caught my daughter and her boyfriend doing the deed once. I had had lots of conversations with her about sex, and they were all "Never be ashamed of protecting yourself. Condoms = good. If you have questions and don't want to talk to me (single dad) your aunts are all right there, and Planned Parenthood is right down the street and totally confidential. So take care of yourself. Beyond that, I don't want to know."

So I walk in and oooops. After much embarrasment where boyo exits the domicile, she says "Am I in trouble?"

I said "Yes. Do you remember all those conversations we had?

"Yes."

"Are you taking care of yourself and being smart?"

"Yes."

"OK. But now I know. That's why you're in trouble."

Kids are gonna drink, fark, and occasionally smoke a bowl. You haven't failed if they do these things. You've failed if you don't prepare them to do these things.
 
2012-08-27 01:19:59 AM

TsukasaK: Mr. Carpenter: Thirty years from now when you're white trash self is dying of lung cancer from those reds you've been sucking down you're children are gonna laugh their asses off when they send you to a home, or just let you die alone in your trailer.

Yknow, I was with you until this.

That was a low blow. You're a dick.

/*plonk*


I guess verbal abuse does the trick then?

Sometimes kids are just looking for boundaries. Whether you take away the TV for a week or give them a spanking (Not a beating. Taking your frustration out on your kids isn't discipline) is up to the parent. A deterrent is a deterrent. At the end of the day teaching your kids to have a conscience and to act rationally will go a lot farther.
 
2012-08-27 01:22:51 AM

BigTexas: One thing at a time. Remind me again of the life long criminal record you see for a kid caught smoking a cigarette. I know it will probably be worse than that, but lets have one step at a time. Its the attitude of "if we can't do it perfect, lets never do it" that slows this down. When have you ever seen anything implemented properly the first go round? That is why you work toward change, then improve it.


I'm not worried about it being perfect, I'm concerned that they're openly pushing the burden onto a smaller group, and coincidentally, the group with the least amount of political power.

If the proposals simply sought to take adult penalties down by three steps, and teen penalties down by one or two, I'd have no issue. BUT, the proposals all seem to focus entirely on removing all penalties for adults while leaving the existing penalties for young people. Why would anyone propose lightening penalties for teens after adult use/possession is legalized? It's a fantastic political tool-anytime anyone talks about adult misuse, distract them by ratcheting up enforcement on teens.

Adult legalization by the current crop will be very terrible for young people as all the possession/use based resources of the drug war focus entirely on them. As I said before, all those K9 units aren't going anywhere. There'll just be more to roam hallways of schools.

As long as it's framed as an adults only issue with all the current baggage being dumped on teens, it demonstrates that these groups aren't quite ready to truly end the drug war, but merely to divide and conquer and cowardly push the burden onto a smaller group that can't fight back. As such, I hope all these legalization movements fail. When they start talking about easing up on everyone (even if they loosen up less on young people), I'll change my mind.
 
2012-08-27 01:32:51 AM

Mr. Carpenter: TsukasaK: Mr. Carpenter: Thirty years from now when you're white trash self is dying of lung cancer from those reds you've been sucking down you're children are gonna laugh their asses off when they send you to a home, or just let you die alone in your trailer.

Yknow, I was with you until this.

That was a low blow. You're a dick.

/*plonk*

"You're being a dick to the guy proud of hitting his kids..."

I'm ok with this.


Serious question. Ho many children have you raised?
 
2012-08-27 01:43:18 AM
Isnt he likely to just end up being a lot cooler because of it? Or do his parents think his peer group would never want to associate with a pothead?
 
2012-08-27 01:46:11 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: What's the deal with the "Marriage would have saved the kids" sign guy at the I405 NE8 intersection in Bellevue? I've seen him a couple times and can't figure out what he's trying to protest.


Ooh a local!

/Going to the Issaquah shingding?
 
2012-08-27 01:50:05 AM

HotWingAgenda: Normally the Fark Righteous Indignation Brigade spends its time biatching about mothers that don't discipline their kids for breaking the rules. This mom punishes her kid in a creative and non-violent way for breaking both her rules and Federal law, and you guys go apeshiat? Wow.


Good discipline is a holy grail here on fark.

Everyone wants it to happen, but anything anyone does is either not enough or over the top.
 
2012-08-27 01:51:06 AM

cuzsis: AverageAmericanGuy: What's the deal with the "Marriage would have saved the kids" sign guy at the I405 NE8 intersection in Bellevue? I've seen him a couple times and can't figure out what he's trying to protest.

Ooh a local!

/Going to the Issaquah shingding?


I wish. But I'm leaving on Sunday.

I can make it this week, but fly out on Sunday.

What's the deal with that NE 8 dude?
 
2012-08-27 01:51:32 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Marriage would have saved the kids


He is telling you that those aborted fetuses of those whores single moms would be alive today if she was married and in the kitchen where she belongs.

There is a large women's clinic at Overlake Hospital.
 
2012-08-27 01:52:45 AM

Rent Party: AverageAmericanGuy: Marriage would have saved the kids

He is telling you that those aborted fetuses of those whores single moms would be alive today if she was married and in the kitchen where she belongs.

There is a large women's clinic at Overlake Hospital.


I don't get the connection, though.

Was his kid aborted or something?
 
2012-08-27 01:52:45 AM

Fark Angelic Choir: The kid wants to stop.


No, his mom wants him to stop and he is likely parroting what he knows she wants him to say. According to her he was a great kid prior. Now the kid says he has to turn his life around. It's not like he was robbing a store or something.
 
2012-08-27 01:57:19 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Rent Party: AverageAmericanGuy: Marriage would have saved the kids

He is telling you that those aborted fetuses of those whores single moms would be alive today if she was married and in the kitchen where she belongs.

There is a large women's clinic at Overlake Hospital.

I don't get the connection, though.

Was his kid aborted or something?


No, the kids at the Abortion Factory up the road. Those kids would have been saved if only their filthy, dirty, slutty mother's had a ring on their fingers.

If you think that guy is bizarre, you should see the group of angry old ladies out in front of the clinic at 2nd Ave and Ranier Ave S in Renton every morning. They've got some disturbing shiat up on their billboards.
 
2012-08-27 02:03:35 AM

Rent Party: AverageAmericanGuy: Rent Party: AverageAmericanGuy: Marriage would have saved the kids

He is telling you that those aborted fetuses of those whores single moms would be alive today if she was married and in the kitchen where she belongs.

There is a large women's clinic at Overlake Hospital.

I don't get the connection, though.

Was his kid aborted or something?

No, the kids at the Abortion Factory up the road. Those kids would have been saved if only their filthy, dirty, slutty mother's had a ring on their fingers.

If you think that guy is bizarre, you should see the group of angry old ladies out in front of the clinic at 2nd Ave and Ranier Ave S in Renton every morning. They've got some disturbing shiat up on their billboards.


Not for nothing, but that guy could stand to explain a bit more on his sign. As it is, I figured he was just a crazy guy.

Doesn't he have a poster of an aborted fetus or something?
 
2012-08-27 02:07:07 AM

AverageAmericanGuy:
Not for nothing, but that guy could stand to explain a bit more on his sign. As it is, I figured he was just a crazy guy.

Doesn't he have a poster of an aborted fetus or something?


The angry old ladies in Renton have a monopoly on aborted fetus posters.

One day, when I'm bored with nothing to do, I'm going to dress up as Jesus/Elvis, make bunch of signs that say "Freaky Jesus Forgives Safe Sex" and "Jesus Wants You To Get Your Freak On Safely" and "Condoms Stop Abortions" and stand there with them, handing out condoms to passing cars.

For the lulz.
 
2012-08-27 04:33:27 AM
pedrop357: Young people would still face fines, jail time, drivers' license suspensions, 18-20 year olds still face asset seizures, lifelong criminal records, etc., all of which are considered appalling when done to people over 21. Invasions like drug testing could still be aimed at students (and potentialy workers) under 21.

As a legalization proponent, I'll say that, at least for me, there's a lot of inaccuracies in this. I'd make the age 18, the people facing the fines and jail time would mostly be those selling or providing to minors. Asset seizure? Not unless the teen is running an illegal dealership.

pedrop357: If the proposals simply sought to take adult penalties down by three steps, and teen penalties down by one or two, I'd have no issue. BUT, the proposals all seem to focus entirely on removing all penalties for adults while leaving the existing penalties for young people. Why would anyone propose lightening penalties for teens after adult use/possession is legalized? It's a fantastic political tool-anytime anyone talks about adult misuse, distract them by ratcheting up enforcement on teens.

It's more a matter of focus and message. You only have so much time; I'd honesty never especially thought about any adjustments to the punishment levels for underage use as opposed to just plain illegal use. When I did I concentrated solely on the supply side - hit any dealers/adults who provide to the underaged hard.

Now, if I was actually writing the legislation, I'm likely to wipe out 'Marijuana' from the illegal drug lists, any laws specific to it, etc... In the process of setting up the legal framework, what to do about teen usage would be addressed, but I wouldn't be putting 'unless you're under 18/21' on the old drug laws, but more copying what happens when a teen is caught smoking tobacco or drinking alcohol. IE most of the emphasis/punishment would be on the provider.
 
2012-08-27 04:43:28 AM

Rent Party: One day, when I'm bored with nothing to do, I'm going to dress up as Jesus/Elvis, make bunch of signs that say "Freaky Jesus Forgives Safe Sex" and "Jesus Wants You To Get Your Freak On Safely" and "Condoms Stop Abortions" and stand there with them, handing out condoms to passing cars.

For the lulz.


Let me know. I'll show up in the most conservative getup I can put together without buying anything new(probably my 'celebrate diversity' with like 50 handguns on it) and provide security/documentation services. :)
 
2012-08-27 05:06:25 AM

Firethorn: pedrop357: Young people would still face fines, jail time, drivers' license suspensions, 18-20 year olds still face asset seizures, lifelong criminal records, etc., all of which are considered appalling when done to people over 21. Invasions like drug testing could still be aimed at students (and potentialy workers) under 21.

As a legalization proponent, I'll say that, at least for me, there's a lot of inaccuracies in this. I'd make the age 18, the people facing the fines and jail time would mostly be those selling or providing to minors. Asset seizure? Not unless the teen is running an illegal dealership.

pedrop357: If the proposals simply sought to take adult penalties down by three steps, and teen penalties down by one or two, I'd have no issue. BUT, the proposals all seem to focus entirely on removing all penalties for adults while leaving the existing penalties for young people. Why would anyone propose lightening penalties for teens after adult use/possession is legalized? It's a fantastic political tool-anytime anyone talks about adult misuse, distract them by ratcheting up enforcement on teens.

It's more a matter of focus and message. You only have so much time; I'd honesty never especially thought about any adjustments to the punishment levels for underage use as opposed to just plain illegal use. When I did I concentrated solely on the supply side - hit any dealers/adults who provide to the underaged hard.

Now, if I was actually writing the legislation, I'm likely to wipe out 'Marijuana' from the illegal drug lists, any laws specific to it, etc... In the process of setting up the legal framework, what to do about teen usage would be addressed, but I wouldn't be putting 'unless you're under 18/21' on the old drug laws, but more copying what happens when a teen is caught smoking tobacco or drinking alcohol. IE most of the emphasis/punishment would be on the provider.


This is nonsense. If we decriminalize marijuana, it's decriminalized. Done. We don't throw people who buy smokes in jail, we don't put people who buy fifths of vodka in jail, there's no point in having criminal penalties associated with a substance if we're willing to, as a society, let people have it. The rest of the civilized world has drinking laws that reflect reality; why is it wrong for 14-year-olds to drink? If adults could legally smoke pot, why couldn't a sixteen-year-old? There aren't big groups of developmentally disabled adults wandering around Germany because they all had steins of beer with dinner as teenagers,
 
2012-08-27 05:14:03 AM
Oh, and the 12 year old kid I took to the hospital with acute alcohol poisoning two weeks ago is still in a coma. Not sure what his prognosis is, but I wasn't sure if I was even going to get him to the hospital. The narcan worked a little, so he may have had something else in his system too, but the vodak is what did him in for sure. I believe it turned out to be that pussy girly flavored shiat too.

One thing we need to do when teaching our kids about pot is to be honest with them about it. When they found out we lied about it, then surely we lied about the dangers of heroin, huffing, drinking, etc.

Then you end up with 12 and 13 year olds who drink themselves to death.

Yeah, there was a 13 year old too. AFAIK he's also still in a coma. I didn't transport him, another ambulance did, but he was a bit more alert and combative.
 
2012-08-27 05:18:49 AM

cretinbob: Oh, and the 12 year old kid I took to the hospital with acute alcohol poisoning two weeks ago is still in a coma. Not sure what his prognosis is, but I wasn't sure if I was even going to get him to the hospital. The narcan worked a little, so he may have had something else in his system too, but the vodak is what did him in for sure. I believe it turned out to be that pussy girly flavored shiat too.

One thing we need to do when teaching our kids about pot is to be honest with them about it. When they found out we lied about it, then surely we lied about the dangers of heroin, huffing, drinking, etc.

Then you end up with 12 and 13 year olds who drink themselves to death.

Yeah, there was a 13 year old too. AFAIK he's also still in a coma. I didn't transport him, another ambulance did, but he was a bit more alert and combative.


What a mess. Alcohol is some farked up shiat. (As I say, though I'm half a bottle in on some 10yr Macallan).

Here's to this young kid making it through unharmed.
 
2012-08-27 05:37:56 AM

highwayrun: This is nonsense. If we decriminalize marijuana, it's decriminalized. Done. We don't throw people who buy smokes in jail, we don't put people who buy fifths of vodka in jail, there's no point in having criminal penalties associated with a substance if we're willing to, as a society, let people have it. The rest of the civilized world has drinking laws that reflect reality; why is it wrong for 14-year-olds to drink? If adults could legally smoke pot, why couldn't a sixteen-year-old? There aren't big groups of developmentally disabled adults wandering around Germany because they all had steins of beer with dinner as teenagers,


Did you actually read what I said? I wasn't proposing tossing people who buy tobacco/alcohol in jail. I was talking about duplicating the penalties providers face for SELLING said substances to prohibited minors under a 'legalized weed' framework. Said penalties are typically jail-free. I honestly don't think there's any chance of getting marijuana legalized for the sub-18 crowd. As such, like I just said, I think that the penalties for providing weed to minors should be about the same as providing tobacco or alcohol to them - typically it's only a fine. Nasty large fine, but merely a fine.

Criminal charges would be for selling illegally adulterated drugs(contaminated food/drug laws), or otherwise showing a supreme disdain for the safety of the product you're selling to the public.

Doing stuff like allowing parents to provide recreational drugs to their kids like alcohol, tobacco, or even marijuana can wait until later.

Lastly - most 'decriminalization' schemes only legalize possession of small amounts, it doesn't legalize production, transportation, or sale of large quantities. To distinguish from that, normally I say 'legalize'. It doesn't mean that there are no laws left regarding the drug in question, it can still be regulated(purity, safety, truth in advertising, and such), and taxed(hopefully not as much as cigarettes). Driving under the influence of it is still a crime, and it's on your head if you commit a crime while high.
 
2012-08-27 07:52:21 AM

TsukasaK: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Public humiliation works.

So does beating the shiat out of your kids. What's your point? It's still reprehensible to do. There are other things you can do that, again don't "go the buddy with our kids" route.

Are you that f*cking braindead that you can't see that there are a ton of possible punishments that aren't anywhere near human rights violations?


You all keep throwing around the phrase "human rights violations" as if these parents are the bastard demon spawn of Pol Pot and Stalin.

Again, people....there's a big difference between beating/abusing your kid and giving them three quick swats for something. It's all about creating negative mental associations with the negative behavior...however you want to do that, provided it is reasonable, is at your discretion as a parent.

If you think spanking is bad for your kid, then don't do it. Fine. I'm not going to tell you how to raise your kid. I don't know your kid. But please don't judge people who do decide to use occasional CONTROLLED spanking (not "beating the shiat out of") as a behavior deterrent.
 
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