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(The New York Times)   Mullet vs. Whiskers trial begins. Wesley Willis called in for expert testimony   (nytimes.com ) divider line
    More: Followup, Amish, splinter groups, beards, federal district court, Bergholz, dominos  
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2012-08-26 04:26:01 PM  
Mullet has one helluva beard.
 
2012-08-26 04:29:26 PM  
Religion of Peas?
 
2012-08-26 04:30:06 PM  
Even groups like the Amish can have cult leaders. Funny how many divinely inspired people there are and how often sacraments involved other men's wives.
 
2012-08-26 04:30:32 PM  
Wesley Willis called in for expert testimony

In my professional opinion, he should cuuut thhhaattt mulllllettttttttttt.
 
2012-08-26 04:32:25 PM  
Get out the hair clippers, jerk!
 
2012-08-26 04:34:05 PM  
"take your ass to the barber shop
tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole"
 
2012-08-26 04:37:36 PM  
FTFA:
Later in September, one of the defendants invited his brother-in-law to visit him in the Bergholz settlement to discuss his concerns about Mr. Mullet. A group met him for an ostensibly friendly lunch, but secretly put a laxative in his coffee, cut off his beard and hair and used a disposable camera to photograph his humiliation.

Not only are they crazy cultists, they're bad at being Amish, too.
 
2012-08-26 04:39:32 PM  
Insure One, it's the insurance superstore
 
2012-08-26 04:39:51 PM  
Wesley Willis reference, eh? Eh?

But what about a Heinrich Moltke reference?
 
2012-08-26 04:41:25 PM  

Gnarwhal: Wesley Willis called in for expert testimony

In my professional opinion, he should cuuut thhhaattt mulllllettttttttttt.


my favorite line. "why don't you go to the barbershop and tell your barber you're tired of looking like an a$$hole." (paraphrasing).
 
2012-08-26 04:41:36 PM  
This is gonna be bigger than OJ!
 
2012-08-26 04:42:47 PM  
www.aerojockey.com

I'm wearing the latest new trend in hairstyles. Story at 11.
 
2012-08-26 04:45:58 PM  

Claka: Religion of Peas?


and hominy.
 
2012-08-26 04:51:53 PM  
I must say, that's one fine beard the fellow has.
 
2012-08-26 04:55:36 PM  

rga184: Gnarwhal: Wesley Willis called in for expert testimony

In my professional opinion, he should cuuut thhhaattt mulllllettttttttttt.

my favorite line. "why don't you go to the barbershop and tell your barber you're tired of looking like an a$$hole." (paraphrasing).


Mine: "get that filthy mullet off your skuh" (skull)
 
2012-08-26 05:05:28 PM  
Fundies is whacky. No matter which flavor.
 
2012-08-26 05:07:54 PM  
Douchebags. They come in every flavor and they're all selling something. Film at 11:00.
 
2012-08-26 05:13:49 PM  
Katie Holmes breathes a sigh of relief...
 
2012-08-26 05:18:51 PM  
i127.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-26 05:19:49 PM  
Headline would be funnier if Mr. Willis weren't dead.

/Folgers. Good to the last drop.
 
2012-08-26 05:25:49 PM  

aerojockey: I'm wearing the latest new trend in hairstyles. Story at 11.


*snerk*
 
2012-08-26 05:48:19 PM  
dtdstudios.com
 
2012-08-26 05:49:28 PM  
I am a-sick of goddamn cats on the goddamn internet.
 
2012-08-26 06:19:19 PM  
Rock over London, rock on, Chicago!
 
2012-08-26 06:22:09 PM  

Phantom_Spaceman: Rock over London, rock on, Chicago!


Napa, it's the parts store.
 
2012-08-26 06:33:25 PM  

Phantom_Spaceman: Rock over London, rock on, Chicago!


*head bump*
 
2012-08-26 07:00:24 PM  
FTA: "In a court document filed this month, federal authorities said Mr. Mullet had confined followers in chicken coops for days or weeks to "cleanse" them of impure thoughts or other sins, and had also had adult members hit one another with thick wooden paddles."

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"And now, the final ordeal: the Paddling of the Swollen Ass......With Paddles!"

Didn't realize the Stonecutters had an Amish branch.
 
2012-08-26 07:55:13 PM  
I met Wesley at the Metro in Chicago once. He was drawing artwork for his albums on large flat posterboard in the stairwell on a table the venue set up for him. I said "Hi, love your music" and he punched himself in the head. I walked away.

Later, I attended a Wesley Willis and the Fiascos show, I got tossed out mid concert for smoking pot. Only time that ever happened (getting tossed out, not smoking pot).
 
2012-08-26 08:06:45 PM  
cdn.c.photoshelter.com
 
2012-08-26 08:16:13 PM  
Wesley;s dead....
 
2012-08-26 09:40:42 PM  
Knew him through his artistic management, hung around a circle of mutual friends with him a handful of times, never acted out, been told a few tales of when he had, had a right regular streak, though.
 
2012-08-26 10:31:13 PM  
So that's what Al Qaeda looks like without a turban.
 
2012-08-26 10:34:03 PM  

heinrich66: Wesley Willis reference, eh? Eh?

But what about a Heinrich Moltke reference?



What - are you out of your Moltken mind?
 
2012-08-26 10:45:19 PM  

mikewadestr: So that's what Al Qaeda looks like without a turban.


He's still wearing his straw hat, that's the Amish turban. Covering up his head before God and all that jazz.
 
2012-08-27 12:18:02 AM  

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R.I.P. Wesley Willis

 
2012-08-27 12:45:21 AM  

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RIP Rachel Maddow

 
2012-08-27 12:59:00 AM  

rga184: Gnarwhal: Wesley Willis called in for expert testimony

In my professional opinion, he should cuuut thhhaattt mulllllettttttttttt.

my favorite line. "why don't you go to the barbershop and tell your barber you're tired of looking like an a$$hole." (paraphrasing).


"Cut the rat's nest off your head."
 
2012-08-27 01:17:04 AM  
i877.photobucket.com

I heard on TMZzzzzz, that Billy Ray is chairing the guest judges panel.
 
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