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(RamblingBeachCat.com)   Robber gets shown up by the moron's natural enemy: A "pull" door that refuses to be pushed around   (ramblingbeachcat.com) divider line 36
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2012-08-26 04:07:31 PM  
What this robber's favorite album may look like: 

i24.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-26 04:07:51 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

He was clearly the valedictorian of his class.
 
2012-08-26 05:26:58 PM  

Coco LaFemme: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 662x933]

He was clearly the valedictorian of his class.


Second post. You're slacking off!!
 
2012-08-26 05:31:06 PM  
Bububuttttt, Bush.....
 
2012-08-26 05:31:40 PM  

Coco LaFemme: He was clearly the valedictorian of his class.


Curses. So close to being fr1st.
 
2012-08-26 05:33:30 PM  

markie_farkie: Coco LaFemme: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 662x933]

He was clearly the valedictorian of his class.

Second post. You're slacking off!!


It was in the article so technically it was posted before the thread was even up.
 
2012-08-26 05:35:36 PM  
It was already posted 0th -- included in the article.
 
2012-08-26 05:37:21 PM  

It was later revealed that James had developed a severe drug addiction and had resorted to crime in order to pay off debts to his dealers. He has begun serving a three year prison sentence by getting clean and taking steps to get his life back together.


Sorry, buddy.... I feel pity for you as well.... but I have a feeling that your debt is going to be paid in butt-steak.
 
2012-08-26 05:40:06 PM  
www.smh.com.au
/I know, it's locked, still hilarious
 
2012-08-26 05:43:22 PM  
[hahamuntz]

Criminal mastermind, this guy is not.

/Came for the Far Side and Bush pics, pleasantly surprised by the Zeppelin reference.
//Well played all.
 
2012-08-26 05:43:41 PM  

Nem Wan: [www.smh.com.au image 470x358]
/I know, it's locked, still hilarious


This. Oh so many times this.
 
2012-08-26 05:47:20 PM  
It won't open because it's a security door!.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-08-26 05:49:17 PM  
Stupid door.
 
2012-08-26 05:49:20 PM  
i170.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-26 05:50:39 PM  

Coco LaFemme: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 662x933]

He was clearly the valedictorian of his class.


cftls
:-)
 
2012-08-26 06:07:31 PM  
Pathman:

cftls

Canada-France-Hawaii Telescope Legacy Survey? Whaaa?

/No, for realsies! Go see for yourself.
http://www.cfht.hawaii.edu/Science/CFHLS/
 
2012-08-26 06:18:44 PM  

Coco LaFemme: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 662x933]

He was clearly the valedictorian of his class.


Got that shirt when I started at the special school for the huge brained. Thought if I wasn't picked on at the normal school atleast this way...
 
2012-08-26 06:19:18 PM  

Type random string here: Pathman:

cftls

Canada-France-Hawaii Telescope Legacy Survey? Whaaa?

/No, for realsies! Go see for yourself.
http://www.cfht.hawaii.edu/Science/CFHLS/


so awesome
Came for This(farside picture), Leaving Satisfied

but now i'm satisfieder
 
2012-08-26 06:25:08 PM  

Random Bastage: It was later revealed that James had developed a severe drug addiction and had resorted to crime in order to pay off debts to his dealers. He has begun serving a three year prison sentence by getting clean and taking steps to get his life back together.

Sorry, buddy.... I feel pity for you as well.... but I have a feeling that your debt is going to be paid in butt-steak.


Do drug dealers usually let one take out a credit line?
 
2012-08-26 06:29:14 PM  
"28-year-old James Allan decided to rob Martin's, a local newsagent (the English equivalent of an American newsstand). "

Yes and in America we would call James Allen an Obama voter.
 
2012-08-26 06:30:02 PM  
Needs "Yakety Sax" accompaniment....
 
2012-08-26 06:56:28 PM  
So, is this site an insta green like cracked is? Reads the exact same.
 
2012-08-26 06:58:45 PM  
www.monicamcdowell.com

Pushmi-pullyu-approved thread
 
2012-08-26 07:00:31 PM  

Apos: Needs "Yakety Sax" accompaniment....


bennyhillifier.com
 
2012-08-26 07:04:47 PM  
What's strange about this is I've seen videos almost the same, but the people were armed and dangerously stupid and serious.

I can't get outraged at this one because it appears she just says "here, I'll get the door for you James but you really screwed up this time and I have to report this".
 
2012-08-26 07:13:15 PM  

Coco LaFemme: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 662x933]

He was clearly the valedictorian of his class.


Mini-CSB:

My Honors English teacher had this cartoon hanging up on her bulletin board. I must have stared at that thing for about four months before I "got" why it was funny.
 
2012-08-26 07:47:15 PM  
With all the Romney stuff I read that as "shown up by the mormon's natural enemy"

I got politics on me brain.
 
2012-08-26 07:47:20 PM  
Lmao. The author of the article ended the thread before it began.
 
2012-08-26 08:24:43 PM  
Moronsbane. It's like wolfsbane, but it flummoxes morons instead of keeping lycanthropes away.
 
2012-08-26 08:32:58 PM  

Random Bastage: It was later revealed that James had developed a severe drug addiction and had resorted to crime in order to pay off debts to his dealers. He has begun serving a three year prison sentence by getting clean and taking steps to get his life back together.

Sorry, buddy.... I feel pity for you as well.... but I have a feeling that your debt is going to be paid in butt-steak.


I really really doubt it. I know everyone here on Fark thinks that nothing goes on in prison but constant rapes--a fact which worries me greatly--but really, for a low-level drug offense he'll be in a minimum or medium-security prison and probably never need to fear a gang-rape in the showers.
 
2012-08-26 09:07:41 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Random Bastage: It was later revealed that James had developed a severe drug addiction and had resorted to crime in order to pay off debts to his dealers. He has begun serving a three year prison sentence by getting clean and taking steps to get his life back together.

Sorry, buddy.... I feel pity for you as well.... but I have a feeling that your debt is going to be paid in butt-steak.

I really really doubt it. I know everyone here on Fark thinks that nothing goes on in prison but constant rapes--a fact which worries me greatly--but really, for a low-level drug offense he'll be in a minimum or medium-security prison and probably never need to fear a gang-rape in the showers.


just accept jesus on the way in and your free
no need to worry about anything
not even gang rape
 
2012-08-26 09:08:57 PM  
This guy will probably end up on Bizarre Crime.

Here's a clip. The dumbass steals a laptop from a store that sells security cameras.
 
2012-08-26 09:42:45 PM  

Spoon over Marin: [i170.photobucket.com image 500x347]


All bets are off.
 
2012-08-26 10:31:08 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: just accept jesus on the way in and your free
no need to worry about anything
not even gang rape


People are so stupid. If you accept Jesus, let him in without fear or hesitation, he will protect you in all things. Noone touches a man of Jesus. Noone looks at a man of Jesus with lust in his heart. No one takes food from a man of Jesus. To the other inmates, a man of Jesus simply doesn't exist. He's in a perfect shell of love and affection that will surround him, follow him, and be within him at all times, protecting him from the horrors of the mob.

Jesus saves those that accept Jesus. Because Jesus is a pretty cool guy, and his biatches are sacrosanct. Ain't noboby dicking that hombre's boy but Jesus.
 
2012-08-27 12:06:18 AM  
Time to 'thin the herd'.
 
2012-08-27 05:28:46 AM  
Other than the article stating the theft in pounds, I could have told you that this didn't happen in the US. He stole in March of 2012. He's already had his trial and is in prison for three years.
 
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