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(WFAA Fort Worth)   Randy Travis police trifecta now in play   (wfaa.com) divider line 47
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2012-08-26 12:14:27 PM  
I presume he was driving, took his hands off the wheel and said "Look heart, no hands!", and flipped the truck?
 
2012-08-26 12:29:04 PM  
His attorney is certainly earning his money these days.
 
2012-08-26 12:29:46 PM  
Oh, great, he's in the D/FW area now. I'll have to stay off the roads until they arrest this jackass.
 
2012-08-26 12:32:40 PM  
This is not the drunk you are looking for...
 
2012-08-26 12:34:09 PM  
Is this dude on an alcohol and meth bender or just alcohol? I'm having a hard time deciding.
 
2012-08-26 12:34:14 PM  
Oooookay Randy, let's play twenty questions....hell, let's play ONE question. If you weren't the one who was driving it, then who was? And pardon me if I don't believe you, but your actions the last couple of weeks tend to make any answer that you give a little hard to take at face value.

/Get some help, dude.
 
2012-08-26 12:41:38 PM  
He's just getting material for his next few songs.
 
2012-08-26 01:18:20 PM  

texdent: He's just getting material for his next few songs.


I think he's got a box set going myself
 
2012-08-26 01:29:42 PM  

texdent: He's just getting material for his next few songs.


In that case, he's cribbing from Corb Lund.
 
2012-08-26 01:53:17 PM  
Someone introduce this guy to Amanda Bynes and then lets keep our fingers crossed. If they hit it off we could be in for something real special.
 
2012-08-26 01:56:49 PM  
This guy really needs to hook up with Lindsay Lohan so she can give him a few pointers on how to do crazy shiat and get away with it.
 
2012-08-26 02:00:01 PM  

texdent: He's just getting material for his next few songs.


Recording the album in under 2 weeks will net him a Guiness world record.
 
2012-08-26 02:14:22 PM  
Country music's version of Billy Joel?
 
2012-08-26 02:17:03 PM  

Drew P Balls: Country music's version of Billy Joel?


more like Amanda Bynes.
 
2012-08-26 02:28:27 PM  
Apparently, he has always been this batshiat insane according to my dad. His wife and management had always done a good job of controlling him.

A shame because I thought he was funny on King of the Hill. And I like his brand of country music.
 
2012-08-26 02:29:25 PM  
I've been looking all over for that...
 
2012-08-26 02:33:09 PM  
His management team is not doing him any favors; they need to get him help, not make excuses for him.

It seems like he's hanging around in some small Texas town that's still impressed enough by him to grant him local celebrity status and let him get away with all this crap. Sure, he gets to pretend he's still relevant, but it's a really bad path he's going down.
 
2012-08-26 02:36:23 PM  

Baby Face Fister: This guy really needs to hook up with Lindsay Lohan so she can give him a few pointers on how to do crazy shiat and get away with it.


This. Dear God, so much of this.
 
2012-08-26 02:38:06 PM  

CaptainFatass: His management team is not doing him any favors; they need to get him help, not make excuses for him.

It seems like he's hanging around in some small Texas town that's still impressed enough by him to grant him local celebrity status and let him get away with all this crap. Sure, he gets to pretend he's still relevant, but it's a really bad path he's going down.


Frisco ain't small...they've got an Ikea!
 
2012-08-26 02:40:42 PM  

poonesfarm: CaptainFatass: His management team is not doing him any favors; they need to get him help, not make excuses for him.

It seems like he's hanging around in some small Texas town that's still impressed enough by him to grant him local celebrity status and let him get away with all this crap. Sure, he gets to pretend he's still relevant, but it's a really bad path he's going down.

Frisco ain't small...they've got an Ikea!


IKEA???

Sheesh. Next you'll be telling me that they sell salsa that's made in New York City!

/ New York City??!!
 
2012-08-26 02:48:57 PM  
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2012-08-26 02:49:23 PM  

digitalrain:

/ New York City??!!


Get a rope.
 
2012-08-26 02:53:40 PM  

Hobo Jr.: Apparently, he has always been this batshiat insane according to my dad. His wife and management had always done a good job of controlling him.

A shame because I thought he was funny on King of the Hill. And I like his brand of country music.


So that would explain why his life has imploded with the divorce. I always thought he was such a harmless, quiet guy.
 
2012-08-26 02:54:15 PM  
Um, the trifecta is complete subby and mods who can't count.
 
2012-08-26 03:15:01 PM  
It's really not fair. No one named "Randy" or "Travis" is expected to make much of anything out of themselves in life.
 
2012-08-26 03:22:54 PM  
Thank gawd he didn't roll that truck off that Gold Bridge in Frisco,
That would be a story.
 
2012-08-26 03:27:44 PM  
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Inconsolable.
VERY inconsolable
 
2012-08-26 03:57:14 PM  
Again, anyone seen Travis' dog? I worry for the little feller
 
2012-08-26 04:24:02 PM  

poonesfarm: Oh, great, he's in the D/FW area now. I'll have to stay off the roads until they arrest this jackass.


Yeah, because he's the worst thing on the roads in Texas.
 
2012-08-26 04:32:38 PM  

zerkalo: Again, anyone seen Travis' dog? I worry for the little feller


That super intelligent golden retriever that escaped from the lab? Yeah, if the monkey creature is after him I'd be worried too.
 
2012-08-26 04:32:48 PM  
Hope his comeback album is titled Travisty of Justice.
 
2012-08-26 05:15:07 PM  
Hey, Randy. You might need to hang your hat in Tennessee.
 
2012-08-26 06:00:45 PM  

Drew P Balls: Country music's version of Billy Joel?


You mean bipolar? Anything's possible.

But I'd guess he's just on a delayed bender after Sean Penn beat him into Scarlett Johansson's pants.
Or he just realized he lives in Texas.
 
2012-08-26 06:08:04 PM  
FTA--"Police said they haven't talked to Travis yet, but his lawyer told News 8 that Travis is not the one who left it there, and that he hasn't been in that truck for months."

Like he'd remember.
 
2012-08-26 06:09:42 PM  
He's just living up to his face.
 
2012-08-26 06:40:09 PM  

Brandy Travis: I've been looking all over for that...


I lolled.
 
2012-08-26 07:38:28 PM  
Back when his manager left her husband, and then later when he up and married her, there were rumors about just why. I would really like to know exactly what she knew and put up with all those years.
 
2012-08-26 07:59:34 PM  
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2012-08-26 10:43:09 PM  

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Randy Travis would be less dangerous on a lawn mower.
 
2012-08-26 11:35:19 PM  
I don't think Randy was driving, It didn't happen in a church parking lot.
 
2012-08-27 01:30:56 AM  
Y'know, I have always been a Randy Travis fan. My dad played his first album in the car over and over and over again until the tape wore out. He even took us to a concert in Salisbury, MD, about 25 years ago now; Conway Twitty OPENED for him. To this day the Randy Travis concert is the standard I hold all concerts to, and none have come close.

So all this trouble he's been getting in lately is kinda saddening, yet I can't say its shocking. Before he hit it big he had a number of run-ins with the law I do believe. His manager took him under her wing and straightened his ass out. Of course they ended up getting married, and I do believe just recently divorced. Notice ever since then how his life has taken a downward spiral?
 
2012-08-27 01:34:26 AM  

Apos: texdent: He's just getting material for his next few songs.

Recording the album in under 2 weeks will net him a Guiness world record.


What's left of Led Zeppelin would like to have a word with you.
 
2012-08-27 10:13:22 AM  

SharkTrager: Um, the trifecta is complete subby and mods who can't count.


i came in here to point this out. 3rd time in a matter of a couple of weeks (naked and famous, church parking lot love triangle, employee flipped truck behind walmart), and once in february (public intox...1st church parking lot offense...randy trawick church lot trifecta in play)
 
2012-08-27 12:41:10 PM  

Skarekrough: It's really not fair. No one named "Randy" or "Travis" is expected to make much of anything out of themselves in life.


Good thing his middle name isn't Wayne.
 
2012-08-27 03:59:58 PM  
I own cars and trucks that I don't drive for months!

/drunk, country, white people problems
 
2012-08-27 04:44:08 PM  

boyvoyeur: I own cars and trucks that I don't drive for months!

/drunk, country, white people problems


even better was the make/model/year car he wrecked to get caught a couple weeks ago...pontiac trans-am...wasn't it 1998 or something like that?
 
2012-08-27 07:50:23 PM  
And now it's being reported that his ex-wife has been arrested.
 
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