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(The New York Times)   Taliban leader Mullah Dadullah killed; Mullah Bobullah, Mullah Bananafana Fofullah, and Mullah Meemimomullah go into hiding. Dadullah   (nytimes.com) divider line 78
    More: Spiffy, Taliban, Dadullah, Pakistani Militant, NATO, Pakistani, Pakistani Taliban, Kunar, Yoshiaki Iwasaki  
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2012-08-26 01:01:41 PM
i.imgur.com
now that is a headline.
 
2012-08-26 01:10:02 PM

shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 386x350]
now that is a headline.


I wonder if this one was submitted by the same person that submitted this one a while back?

http://www.fark.com/comments/7116357/New-Afghan-terror-group-called-M u lla-Dadullah-Front-emerges-that-is-said-to-be-worse-than-Taliban-Expec t-even-worse-group-to-follow-Mulla-Mulla-Dadullah-Banana-fana-fo-fulla -Fee-fi-mo-mulla
 
2012-08-26 01:31:13 PM
+1 subby for headline.
 
2012-08-26 01:43:07 PM
Chortle for subs.
 
2012-08-26 01:43:16 PM
Yup, don't really give much of a shiat about the story, but that headline is farking brilliant.
 
2012-08-26 01:43:35 PM
Really love that headline
 
2012-08-26 01:44:48 PM
Our Appeaser-in-Chief strikes again.
 
2012-08-26 01:48:06 PM
Another +1 for the headline, subby.
 
2012-08-26 01:48:43 PM
Why does Muslim Obama keep killing Muslims?

/+1 for headline
 
2012-08-26 01:48:52 PM
mobth330.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-26 01:49:07 PM
Mullah Da... Dadu... Duh... doesn't work here anymore, anyway.
 
2012-08-26 01:49:17 PM

doyner: Our Appeaser-in-Chief strikes again.


Sneak Attack Barack.

/Not mine
 
2012-08-26 01:51:20 PM
Golf clap pat, clap pat, clap pat, clap slap.
 
2012-08-26 01:51:57 PM

L.D. Ablo: Why does Muslim Obama keep killing Muslims?

/+1 for headline


Isn't that the favorite pasttime of most Muslims?
 
2012-08-26 01:53:01 PM
that was clever subby!
 
2012-08-26 01:54:42 PM

doyner: Our Appeaser-in-Chief strikes again.


c481901.r1.cf2.rackcdn.com

/going all over the world, apologizing.. yet he has not apologized to us for being black yet!
 
2012-08-26 01:54:57 PM
Dad-ul-Lah? Now I'm not one of them Muslim speaking experts or nothin but isn't he claiming the Father Of God right there? God's gonna be pissed.
 
2012-08-26 01:56:29 PM
That headline.

[somuchwin]

Literally El o' Elled!

*golf clap* and +1 for subby.
 
2012-08-26 01:57:09 PM
Fabulous headline!

/I'm gonna have that stuck in my head all day, though
 
2012-08-26 01:57:37 PM
Baba Booey will find them.
 
2012-08-26 02:00:02 PM
HOTY candidate for sure. Beautiful.
 
2012-08-26 02:00:10 PM
I won't be happy until they take down Pali Wali Dudil al-Diday.
 
2012-08-26 02:01:19 PM
Between the headline and "Sneak Attack Barack", this thread has made my morning. Thanks to all involved.
 
2012-08-26 02:01:44 PM
Makes no effing difference.
It really doesn't,
But hey, enjoy yourselves.
I'd rather celebrate the return of all the troops home safely.
 
2012-08-26 02:01:59 PM
cdn.ebaumsworld.com

Approves.
 
2012-08-26 02:02:24 PM
Love the headline. Great work, subby.
 
2012-08-26 02:04:19 PM
Full of win, subby
 
2012-08-26 02:05:11 PM
Read the headline out loud then laughed again. Thanks, Suzy!
 
2012-08-26 02:05:51 PM
fark auto correct.
 
2012-08-26 02:06:36 PM

Unhip1: Makes no effing difference.
It really doesn't,
But hey, enjoy yourselves.
I'd rather celebrate the return of all the troops home safely.


Yes, yes, you're holier than everyone else, we get it. Thanks for sharing. Now laugh at the headline.
 
2012-08-26 02:07:01 PM
The same basic headline idea was redlit yesterday.
 
2012-08-26 02:09:15 PM
assets.sbnation.com
 
2012-08-26 02:12:56 PM
Mullah Dadullah

doo doooo doo-doo-doo

Mullah Dadullah

doo doo-doo doo

Mullah Dadullah

doo doooo doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo doo doo doooooo doo
 
2012-08-26 02:13:29 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-26 02:13:37 PM
Yay, Subby!

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-26 02:16:28 PM
Is Ramadamadingdong over?
 
2012-08-26 02:17:33 PM
Strong HOTY candidate, subby. Strong. Gigglicious.
 
2012-08-26 02:20:43 PM
This headline is ethnically insensitive. You are poking fun at a dead man AND at the Religion of PeaceTM, in the same headline.

Subby, you are a bad person and you should feel bad about this.

but I for one lol'd and +1'd this.
 
2012-08-26 02:28:30 PM
I pray they don't stop until they've arrested the following individuals:

M'Balz Es-Hari, Graabir Boubi, Haid D'Salaami, Hous Bin Pharteen, I-Bin Pharteen, I-Zheet M'Drurz, Shaif Hirboush, Al-Suq Akweer, Mustaf Herod Apyur Poupr, Awan Afuqya, Yul Strokheet Al-Wauch, Apul Madeek Out, Yuliqa M'Diq, A.K.A. Uwana M'Diq, A.K.A. Usuqa M'Diq.

Very dangerous people, one and all.
 
2012-08-26 02:28:54 PM
Approves of this headline:
i759.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-26 02:33:39 PM
Bravo, subby. Bravo.
 
2012-08-26 02:34:37 PM
This ups the ante for HOL.
 
2012-08-26 02:37:27 PM

feanorn: This ups the ante for HOL.


But enough about Courtney Love.
 
2012-08-26 03:03:11 PM
That is the best headline I have seen in ages.

The. Best.
 
2012-08-26 03:20:23 PM
I hear he's hiding on Baka-laka-daka street.
 
2012-08-26 03:29:19 PM
Between the headline and your comment ...

I'm sitting in my car at a job site on a main road in downtown Honolulu, giggling like an idiot. Thanx, guize!
 
2012-08-26 03:30:52 PM

wombatsrus: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 320x220]

Approves.


i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-26 03:30:54 PM
XD

Beautiful headline.
 
2012-08-26 03:43:37 PM
Headline is grade school funny. Same type of humour as 'I'm a dinner Jacket'.

"Oh let's make fun of peoples names! Lookit that black guy, his name is Tyrone!"

/Cue someone posting 'Lighten up Francis'.
 
2012-08-26 03:50:12 PM
I heard his ghost has become a dullahan.
 
2012-08-26 03:51:41 PM
www.sarcasmistan.com
 
2012-08-26 03:53:59 PM
No one has suggested "Let's do Chuck!" yet??
 
2012-08-26 03:54:32 PM

Acharne: Headline is grade school funny. Same type of humour as 'I'm a dinner Jacket'.

"Oh let's make fun of peoples names! Lookit that black guy, his name is Tyrone!"

/Cue someone posting 'Lighten up Francis'.


No jpg, but LIGHTEN UP FRANCIS

/n1 subby
 
2012-08-26 03:56:00 PM

Acharne: Headline is grade school funny. Same type of humour as 'I'm a dinner Jacket'.

"Oh let's make fun of peoples names! Lookit that black guy, his name is Tyrone!"

/Cue someone posting 'Lighten up Francis'.


It's a reference to this classic oldie.
 
2012-08-26 03:58:00 PM
Julia Gulia reportedly inconsolable.
 
2012-08-26 04:00:30 PM
Becoming a Taliban leader is like getting a deli sandwich. Take a number and wait your turn...... BANG........now serving number 36.....
 
2012-08-26 04:00:40 PM

unicron702: I pray they don't stop until they've arrested the following individuals:

M'Balz Es-Hari, Graabir Boubi, Haid D'Salaami, Hous Bin Pharteen, I-Bin Pharteen, I-Zheet M'Drurz, Shaif Hirboush, Al-Suq Akweer, Mustaf Herod Apyur Poupr, Awan Afuqya, Yul Strokheet Al-Wauch, Apul Madeek Out, Yuliqa M'Diq, A.K.A. Uwana M'Diq, A.K.A. Usuqa M'Diq.

Very dangerous people, one and all.


30.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-26 04:06:33 PM

Acharne: Headline is grade school funny. Same type of humour as 'I'm a dinner Jacket'.

"Oh let's make fun of peoples names! Lookit that black guy, his name is Tyrone!"

/Cue someone posting 'Lighten up Francis'.


You may want to get the sand out...

imagehaul.com
 
2012-08-26 04:08:01 PM
Man, you can't make this stuff up!

Or can you?

When's the election again?
 
2012-08-26 04:43:13 PM
That's one carpal tunnel syndrome inducing headline!
 
2012-08-26 05:15:09 PM
abdabalabulab
 
2012-08-26 05:16:10 PM
www.inpharm.com
 
2012-08-26 05:20:22 PM
Must jump in and add my kudos for a brilliant headline. I had an ab workout this morning just from laughing.
 
2012-08-26 06:09:50 PM
Lol. Awesome.
 
2012-08-26 06:39:16 PM
In honor of a terrific headline:

The Name Game!

Shirley!
Shirley, Shirley bo Birley Bonana fanna fo Firley
Fee fy mo Mirley, Shirley!

Lincoln!
Lincoln, Lincoln bo Bincoln Bonana fanna fo Fincoln
Fee fy mo Mincoln, Lincoln!

Come on everybody!
I say now let's play a game
I betcha I can make a rhyme out of anybody's name
The first letter of the name, I treat it like it wasn't there
But a B or an F or an M will appear
And then I say bo add a B then I say the name and Bonana fanna and a fo
And then I say the name again with an F very plain
and a fee fy and a mo
And then I say the name again with an M this time
and there isn't any name that I can't rhyme

Arnold!
Arnold, Arnold bo Barnold Bonana fanna fo Farnold
Fee fy mo Marnold Arnold!

But if the first two letters are ever the same,
I drop them both and say the name like
Bob, Bob drop the B's Bo ob
For Fred, Fred drop the F's Fo red
For Mary, Mary drop the M's Mo ary
That's the only rule that is contrary.

Okay? Now say Bo: Bo
Now Tony with a B: Bony
Then Bonana fanna fo: bonana fanna fo
Then you say the name again with an F very plain: Fony
Then a fee fy and a mo: fee fy mo
Then you say the name again with an M this time: Mony
And there isn't any name that you can't rhyme

Every body do Tony!
Pretty good, let's do Billy!
Very good, let's do Marsha!
A little trick with Nick!
The name game
 
2012-08-26 07:22:10 PM
media.gomemphis.com

Too obscure?
 
2012-08-26 07:27:43 PM

30yrs2l8: Becoming a Taliban leader is like getting a deli sandwich. Take a number and wait your turn...... BANG........now serving number 36.....


The most dangerous job in the world? Taliban #2 man
 
2012-08-26 07:34:24 PM

Lorelle: No one has suggested "Let's do Chuck!" yet??


Nope, nope, can't do Chuck. You end up saying a naughty word.

Let's do Rich!
 
2012-08-26 08:36:04 PM
I hope this didn't happen during Rama-Dama Ding-Dong or whatever they call it.
 
2012-08-26 09:14:53 PM

Void_Beavis: [30.media.tumblr.com image 500x300]


One of the best moments on Colbert EVER! One of those rare moments where he couldn't help but break character, because it was just too damn funny. :D
 
2012-08-26 10:08:59 PM

mamoru: Void_Beavis: [30.media.tumblr.com image 500x300]

One of the best moments on Colbert EVER! One of those rare moments where he couldn't help but break character, because it was just too damn funny. :D



Somebody link to a video clip please!
 
2012-08-26 10:16:24 PM

WeenerGord: Somebody link to a video clip please!


Not the greatest quality...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuRlv6GSr5w
 
2012-08-26 10:17:28 PM
NephillimNexus: got it :-D I loved them.
 
2012-08-26 10:36:33 PM

LordOfThePings: WeenerGord: Somebody link to a video clip please!

Not the greatest quality...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuRlv6GSr5w



LOL thank you, he turned red!
 
2012-08-26 10:38:20 PM

WeenerGord: Somebody link to a video clip please!


Here's the original on ColbertNation.com (^). The quality is kind of crap; I guess they decrease the quality on past videos to save space (or my connection sucks and I can't get it to give me the good quality version).

The whole clip is good, but it really takes off at about 2:20. :D
 
2012-08-26 11:42:39 PM

Hardy-r-r: In honor of a terrific headline:

The Name Game!

Shirley!
Shirley, Shirley bo Birley Bonana fanna fo Firley
Fee fy mo Mirley, Shirley!


Leaving us hanging there with only our memories of Shirley Ellis? You can't be serious!

How 'bout some Laura Branigan, or maybe this other Divine performance from the 80s?
 
2012-08-27 11:14:27 AM
Sgt. Moses Hightower: Yamma, yamma, yamma, yamma, yahhhhma. Who think they can kill the brother, of Medula! If I could rip out the heart of a yak and eat it for breakfast...
 
2012-08-27 04:23:38 PM
Was he killed with the Beard Of Doom rocket?

/And I loved me some Larry, Daryl and Daryl.
 
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