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(ABC)   Cookie monster's original recipe found. Share it, maybe?   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 68
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2012-08-26 10:42:32 AM
Sugar cookies are icky.
 
2012-08-26 12:17:46 PM
If you're going to put a thumbnail of something that has been shrunk down to a size that makes it unreadable, it's usually nice to include a link to the full sized pic.

Anyway, these days, Cookie Monster has some nice recipes for Broccoli.
 
2012-08-26 12:44:42 PM

FirstNationalBastard: If you're going to put a thumbnail of something that has been shrunk down to a size that makes it unreadable, it's usually nice to include a link to the full sized pic.


Copyright is still a thing, you know?
 
2012-08-26 12:45:56 PM
amusingyou.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-26 12:51:23 PM
My browser doesn't accept third-party cookies, sorry.
 
2012-08-26 12:51:35 PM
In a better world, this would be more newsworthy.

Too bad we have to contend with Republitards latest plans to fark our lives and liberties away.

/not buying the health conscious Cookie Monster shtick, we know he just got beaten down by The Man
 
2012-08-26 12:56:21 PM
 
2012-08-26 12:59:30 PM
Wow I recognised the page instantly. I had that book when I was a kid.
 
2012-08-26 01:01:32 PM
Here's a printable jpg of the Cookie Monster's recipe.

Link
 
2012-08-26 01:02:00 PM

Herb Utsmelz: My browser doesn't accept third-party cookies, sorry.


What the hell does your browser have against libertarian baked goods?
 
2012-08-26 01:05:26 PM
Article has a big ol' fail. At the end of the article, they criticize the original recipe for not including baking time instructions. They proceed to tell you at bake at 400, but don't say for how long. Troll fail.
 
2012-08-26 01:14:28 PM

sgnilward: In a better world, this would be more newsworthy.

Too bad we have to contend with Republitards latest plans to fark our lives and liberties away.

/not buying the health conscious Cookie Monster shtick, we know he just got beaten down by The Man


The anticookiemonsterites are dimocrats not republitards.
 
2012-08-26 01:16:16 PM
nostalgia. i made the cookies with that recipe as a kid
 
2012-08-26 01:17:07 PM
flucto

Sugar cookies are icky.

^ This.

//// i am disappoint.
 
2012-08-26 01:18:25 PM
People didn't know he liked sugar cookies? Did they not actually watch Sesame Street?
 
2012-08-26 01:23:42 PM
Thought there would be a Jerry Nelson article on Fark by now.
 
2012-08-26 01:23:48 PM

WrongTrousers: What's in the box?


Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! YOU'RE SO STUPID!!
 
2012-08-26 01:25:17 PM
sgnilward

In a better world, this would be more newsworthy.

Too bad we have to contend with Republitards latest plans to fark our lives and liberties away.


Seriously? You're going to whargarble a cookie monster thread?

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Don't let these facts get in your way, protect your "Liberties" by voting obama.

(s)He's not trolling though since it bashes the "right" right mods?
 
2012-08-26 01:25:48 PM
I love the "Cookies Gratia Cookies" motto.
 
2012-08-26 01:27:49 PM

sleep lack: Thought there would be a Jerry Nelson article on Fark by now.


You mean like this one that was greenlit two days ago?
 
2012-08-26 01:29:17 PM

FirstNationalBastard: sleep lack: Thought there would be a Jerry Nelson article on Fark by now.

You mean like this one that was greenlit two days ago?


doh.
 
2012-08-26 01:30:48 PM

Too Pretty For Prison: Article has a big ol' fail. At the end of the article, they criticize the original recipe for not including baking time instructions. They proceed to tell you at bake at 400, but don't say for how long. Troll fail.


This.
 
2012-08-26 01:31:56 PM
 
2012-08-26 01:34:34 PM
www.keepcalmandposters.com
 
2012-08-26 01:35:53 PM
I had this cookbook as a kid! Now I'm tempted to fly home to dig it up.
 
2012-08-26 01:35:59 PM
This.
 
2012-08-26 01:36:41 PM
Damn it.
 
2012-08-26 01:46:07 PM

Herb Utsmelz: My browser doesn't accept third-party cookies, sorry.


i40.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-26 01:47:05 PM
Somebody should sell it to Neiman Marcus for $500.
 
2012-08-26 01:50:32 PM
a stick and a half of butter?

NOM NOM NOM NOM
 
2012-08-26 01:50:34 PM
2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking flour


Wheatflour?! This isn't gluten-free!

Alright, I can crap to this.
 
2012-08-26 01:50:41 PM

Too Pretty For Prison: Article has a big ol' fail. At the end of the article, they criticize the original recipe for not including baking time instructions. They proceed to tell you at bake at 400, but don't say for how long. Troll fail.


My family died in that fire while I was making them sugar cookies.

DAMN YOU TO HELL COOKIE MONSTER!!!
 
2012-08-26 01:56:55 PM

flucto: Sugar cookies are icky.


you forgot the secret ingredient
 
2012-08-26 01:58:59 PM

urban.derelict: you forgot the secret ingredient


Amaretto? Asbestos? Poland?
 
2012-08-26 02:07:07 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: a stick and a half of cannabutter


/man chowder for secretive superiority
 
2012-08-26 02:07:10 PM
We've used this recipe in my family almost every year since the year this book was published about 35 years about to make Christmas cookies. Best. Cookies. Evar.
 
2012-08-26 02:09:01 PM
It's chocolate, gotta be chocolate chip. No way Cookie Monster eats sugar cookies!
 
2012-08-26 02:11:35 PM

urban.derelict: Jon iz teh kewl: a stick and a half of cannabutter

/man chowder for secretive superiority


chowdére?? it's chowDAH!!! 

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-08-26 02:12:46 PM

Krustofsky: It's chocolate, gotta be chocolate chip. No way Cookie Monster eats sugar cookies!


cokie monster wants cocaine??
 
2012-08-26 02:13:44 PM
Does the recipe matter if half of it falls out of it's mouth, anyway?
 
2012-08-26 02:22:34 PM

Gunderson: Obligatory CookieMonsterDeathMetal


Even better: Rammstein vs. Cookie Monster
 
2012-08-26 02:25:52 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: WrongTrousers: What's in the box?

Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! YOU'RE SO STUPID!!


She really should've held on to that red snapper.
 
2012-08-26 02:33:49 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: DarkSoulNoHope: WrongTrousers: What's in the box?

Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! YOU'RE SO STUPID!!

She really should've held on to that red snapper.


Are you ready, Weaveeeeeeh?!
 
2012-08-26 02:39:59 PM

sgnilward: In a better world, this would be more newsworthy.

Too bad we have to contend with Republitards latest



God I farking hate you. Politics ALL THE THREADS!
 
2012-08-26 02:39:59 PM

flucto: urban.derelict: you forgot the secret ingredient

Amaretto? Asbestos? Poland?


This is UD we're talking about. I think we all know his secret ingredient.


Semen. The secret ingredient is semen.
 
2012-08-26 02:43:43 PM
Plain old semi-sweet chocolate chips are disgusting and ruin a good cookie. They're marginally acceptable if the cookie also includes pecans or walnuts.
 
2012-08-26 02:53:01 PM

redsquid: Wow I recognised the page instantly. I had that book when I was a kid.


LOLYeahs... I apparently haven't thought about that book in 30+ years.... yet, I recognize it instantly. I recall something about Big Bird making lollipops... and I was all "Mom, we can MAKE lollipops? REALLY?"

No, she wasn't interested in helping. All I could do was read the page over and over, and savor the dream of a homemade lollipop.
 
2012-08-26 02:53:44 PM

MrHappyRotter: This is UD we're talking about. I think we all know his secret ingredient.


Semen. The secret ingredient is semen.


Wow. I would have guessed for a while before I got there.
 
2012-08-26 02:54:04 PM

redsquid: Wow I recognised the page instantly. I had that book when I was a kid.


Mine's at my parents house. But I should still have it.
 
2012-08-26 02:59:25 PM

Oznog: redsquid: Wow I recognised the page instantly. I had that book when I was a kid.

LOLYeahs... I apparently haven't thought about that book in 30+ years.... yet, I recognize it instantly. I recall something about Big Bird making lollipops... and I was all "Mom, we can MAKE lollipops? REALLY?"

No, she wasn't interested in helping. All I could do was read the page over and over, and savor the dream of a homemade lollipop.


If you made them now, they would taste of parental neglect and broken childhood dreams. Or black licorice. Same thing.
 
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