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(Firehouse)   Sir, I'm not going give you a ticket for speeding, but I have to issue a written warning for failing to properly label your monkey bag   (firehouse.com) divider line 41
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2012-08-26 12:44:26 PM
Why a tetanus shot in lieu of a rabies shot? I thought the former was for rusty,sharp objects.
 
2012-08-26 12:45:16 PM
Why isn't this tagged "Florida"?
 
2012-08-26 12:45:29 PM
images.stylinonline.com
 
2012-08-26 12:46:26 PM
Was it a trunk monkey?
 
2012-08-26 12:49:35 PM
Going give subby a sedagive.
 
2012-08-26 12:51:15 PM
Do you have a lie-saunce for zat minkey?
 
2012-08-26 12:54:10 PM
pet microsoft monkey? Where's my glasses?
 
2012-08-26 12:56:44 PM
"Florida Battalion Chief Bit by Monkey at Crash Scene"

I'm getting really tired of this hillbilly misuse of English in the media.

A monkey bit the chief. The chief was bitten by a monkey.
 
2012-08-26 01:03:02 PM
I should have left a reference to the trunk monkey
 
2012-08-26 01:03:03 PM

BarkingUnicorn: "Florida Battalion Chief Bit by Monkey at Crash Scene"

I'm getting really tired of this hillbilly misuse of English in the media.

A monkey bit the chief. The chief was bitten by a monkey.


As far as I understand, monkeys are very poor at grammar and usage.
 
2012-08-26 01:05:37 PM
But did the owner spank his monkey?
 
2012-08-26 01:08:46 PM
THE MONKEY WASN'T IN THE BAG!
He can fight the ticket!

Most animal saliva can generate tetanus infections, your immune system is so busy responding to the alien material and active digestive saliva that it can't get to the tetanus itself.
I had a cat go all sewing-machine up and down my index finger and thumb once, Swelled up like fark and hurt like hell for three weeks even with the shot and antibiotics on top.


Bigger question: Why does everybody in merica call it tetnus when its a three piece word? Tet An Us
 
2012-08-26 01:09:07 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-26 01:11:34 PM
Everybody's got something to hide.
 
2012-08-26 01:35:52 PM
Was it a honk bag?
 
2012-08-26 01:46:20 PM

quatchi: Was it a honk bag?


I was given a no-honk guarentee
 
2012-08-26 03:18:05 PM
There is a law saying you have to label bags containing monkeys? good to know,.
 
2012-08-26 03:22:28 PM

SwingDancer: There is a law saying you have to label bags containing monkeys? good to know,.


...better write "Monkey" on all your wife's dresses.
 
2012-08-26 03:22:31 PM
Did the monkey come out from behind a wheel and bite him or was it is a bag that he opened and then it bit him? I don't get it.
 
2012-08-26 03:27:12 PM
Did I say you could touch my monkey?

www.checkerstripe.com

No, I think not.
 
2012-08-26 03:29:46 PM
Properly labeled monkey bag.
rlv.zcache.com
 
2012-08-26 03:30:06 PM
There's a "correct" way to label a monkey bag?
 
2012-08-26 03:33:30 PM

Trance750: quatchi: Was it a honk bag?

I was given a no-honk guarentee


If you're gonna spew, spew into this.
 
2012-08-26 03:37:04 PM
He is lucky the monkey didn't crawl up onto his shoulder and f*ck him in the ear.

/Pryor
 
2012-08-26 03:38:29 PM

SwingDancer: There is a law saying you have to label bags containing monkeys? good to know,.


Probably just an informal dressing-down. If they could have busted him, I'm sure they would have.
 
2012-08-26 04:04:44 PM

BarkingUnicorn: "Florida Battalion Chief Bit by Monkey at Crash Scene"

I'm getting really tired of this hillbilly misuse of English in the media.

A monkey bit the chief. The chief was bitten by a monkey.


And: "and bit the knuckle of his left pointer-finger." Does the writer not know what an index finger is?
 
2012-08-26 04:11:04 PM

prjindigo:


Bigger question: Why does everybody in merica call it tetnus when its a three piece word? Tet An Us


Merican's are important and in a hurry. Same reason we say Veg-Tab-les rather than Veg-a-ta-ble. As you all know, proper pronunciation just sounds pretensious, Mrs. Marion Coatsworth Hay.
 
2012-08-26 05:18:03 PM
Just as Battalion Chief Stewart Ahearn was about to turn off the wrecked motorcycle, the monkey came out from under a wheel and bit the knuckle of his left pointer-finger.

I really, really want a guard monkey now.
 
2012-08-26 05:18:58 PM

KarmicDisaster: Do you have a lie-saunce for zat minkey?


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-08-26 05:43:14 PM

vodka: Did the monkey come out from behind a wheel and bite him or was it is a bag that he opened and then it bit him? I don't get it.


I'm going with that. A person involved in a collision and the nice folks coming to help open every dang thing you have without asking. I am going to get a rabid monkey in a travel bag as soon as I can and all you farkers should too. Stop this insane search without warrant shat right now !
 
2012-08-26 05:51:55 PM

greyw1980: prjindigo:


Bigger question: Why does everybody in merica call it tetnus when its a three piece word? Tet An Us

Merican's are important and in a hurry. Same reason we say Veg-Tab-les rather than Veg-a-ta-ble. As you all know, proper pronunciation just sounds pretensious, Mrs. Marion Coatsworth Hay.


or aluminum instead of alyumineeum? and trunk instead of bonnet. just bloody lazy.
 
2012-08-26 06:50:17 PM
www.justsaypictures.com
 
2012-08-26 07:06:27 PM

BarkingUnicorn: "Florida Battalion Chief Bit by Monkey at Crash Scene"

I'm getting really tired of this hillbilly misuse of English in the media.

A monkey bit the chief. The chief was bitten by a monkey.


Maybe the monkey used Chief Hillbilly in a drill. 3/4, ya dun thunk?
 
2012-08-26 07:09:20 PM

prjindigo: THE MONKEY WASN'T IN THE BAG!
He can fight the ticket!

Most animal saliva can generate tetanus infections, your immune system is so busy responding to the alien material and active digestive saliva that it can't get to the tetanus itself.
I had a cat go all sewing-machine up and down my index finger and thumb once, Swelled up like fark and hurt like hell for three weeks even with the shot and antibiotics on top.


Bigger question: Why does everybody in merica call it tetnus when its a three piece word? Tet An Us

Tet Ain't Us. We declared victory and went home, then went back...
 
2012-08-26 07:17:14 PM
greyw1980: prjindigo:


Bigger question: Why does everybody in merica call it tetnus when its a three piece word? Tet An Us

Merican's are important and in a hurry. Same reason we say Veg-Tab-les rather than Veg-a-ta-ble. As you all know, proper pronunciation just sounds pretensious, Mrs. Marion Coatsworth Hay.


Have you ever heard a 'Mercan say: "Come-fore-ta-bull? Me neither.
/And I just got my onion.
//Lemme tellya, them chicks in Modern Maturity are HOT>
///Lawn...
 
2012-08-26 09:06:29 PM
oh lol

Well, at least the chief wasn't electrocuted to death for standing in a stream of water with a power line in it.

Idiot got bit by a monkey then he probably shouldn't be on the street.
 
2012-08-26 11:13:26 PM

CruiserTwelve: BarkingUnicorn: "Florida Battalion Chief Bit by Monkey at Crash Scene"

I'm getting really tired of this hillbilly misuse of English in the media.

A monkey bit the chief. The chief was bitten by a monkey.

And: "and bit the knuckle of his left pointer-finger." Does the writer not know what an index finger is?


came to say this, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-08-27 01:00:05 AM
He should have punched the monkey to win a prize.
 
2012-08-27 07:50:29 AM
Monkey Bag
My new band name
 
2012-08-27 07:52:57 AM
I suspect trees die for the same reasons all things die - they are constantly bombarded with gamma radiation which damages cells until they are unable to sustain life. Just a theory, but . . .
 
2012-08-27 12:18:38 PM

dbubb: CruiserTwelve: BarkingUnicorn: "Florida Battalion Chief Bit by Monkey at Crash Scene"

I'm getting really tired of this hillbilly misuse of English in the media.

A monkey bit the chief. The chief was bitten by a monkey.

And: "and bit the knuckle of his left pointer-finger." Does the writer not know what an index finger is?

came to say this, leaving satisfied.


I'm honestly keen to see what their style guide suggests here.

"He also sustained a bobo on his naughty-word finger, two ouchies on the side of his thumbo and a pinchy-blister on the inky widdow finger of his other hand"
 
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