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(Buzzfeed)   The complete guide on how to insult people the Shakespearean way   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 6
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2012-08-26 12:26:48 PM
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Let us not forget the masterpiece from Titus Andronicus:
"Thou hast undone our mother!"
"Villain, I have done thy mother."

A true classic.
2012-08-26 12:17:18 PM
2 votes:
I preffer Cyrano de Bergerac, especially for my nose retorts:

"My nose is Gargantuan! You little Pig-snout, you tiny Monkey-Nostrils, you virtually invisible Pekinese-Puss, don't you realize that a nose like mine is both scepter and orb, a monument to me superiority? A great nose is the banner of a great man, a generous heart, a towering spirit, an expansive soul--such as I unmistakably am, and such as you dare not to dream of being, with your bilious weasel's eyes and no nose to keep them apart! With your face as lacking in all distinction--as lacking, I say, in interest, as lacking in pride, in imagination, in honesty, in lyricism--in a word, as lacking in nose as that other offensively bland expanse at the opposite end of your cringing spine--which I now remove from my sight by stringent application of my boot!"
2012-08-26 12:39:21 PM
1 votes:
I just bite my thumb at people.
2012-08-26 12:22:43 PM
1 votes:
Hey, since when was Fark full of high school students?
2012-08-26 09:45:00 AM
1 votes:

EatenTheSun: doglover: 475th annual version of this old hat, I reckon.

12th annual, at least.

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Oh wow, Buzzfeed really is a bunch of pauncy, tardy-gaited minnows
2012-08-26 09:25:33 AM
1 votes:
475th annual version of this old hat, I reckon.
 
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