doglover: 475th annual version of this old hat, I reckon.
EatenTheSun: doglover: 475th annual version of this old hat, I reckon.12th annual, at least.Wayback
Lor M. Ipsum: Buzzfeed may be a bunch of pauncy, tardy-gaited minnows, but that isn't half bad.
belhade: I just bite my thumb at people.
Smeggy Smurf: What mewling doghearted codpiece greenlit this?
LonMead: belhade: I just bite my thumb at people.Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?
Kiler: Via: wilwheatonShouldn't this have the Wheaton tag instead of PSA?
The My Little Pony Killer: Kiler: Via: wilwheatonShouldn't this have the Wheaton tag instead of PSA?Where do you see that? All I see is via Buzzfeed.
fredklein: "Come bite my thumb!I hope you know the stakesI'll put a slug betweenyour shoulder blades...."
jasonvatch: A text version of the list for those who want to automate the process: Link
CygnusDarius: I preffer Cyrano de Bergerac, especially for my nose retorts:"My nose is Gargantuan! You little Pig-snout, you tiny Monkey-Nostrils, you virtually invisible Pekinese-Puss, don't you realize that a nose like mine is both scepter and orb, a monument to me superiority? A great nose is the banner of a great man, a generous heart, a towering spirit, an expansive soul--such as I unmistakably am, and such as you dare not to dream of being, with your bilious weasel's eyes and no nose to keep them apart! With your face as lacking in all distinction--as lacking, I say, in interest, as lacking in pride, in imagination, in honesty, in lyricism--in a word, as lacking in nose as that other offensively bland expanse at the opposite end of your cringing spine--which I now remove from my sight by stringent application of my boot!"
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I remember our English lit teacher passing out sheets of this in... 95? 96?
Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.
When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.
Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.
You need to create an account to submit links or post comments.
Click here to submit a link.
Also on Fark
Submit a Link »
Copyright © 1999 - 2017 Fark, Inc | Last updated: Jul 20 2017 19:58:21
Runtime: 0.310 sec (310 ms)