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(Digital Spy)   Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of Snooki   (digitalspy.com) divider line 50
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2012-08-26 09:31:52 AM
We are truly witnessing the end times.
 
2012-08-26 10:36:15 AM
At least the kid has a normal name. Could be a lot worse.
 
2012-08-26 10:42:18 AM
Curse you, Mayans!
 
2012-08-26 10:45:34 AM
You know, I thought I heard the hooves of horses thundering in the distance, but I shrugged it off. War, Death, Pestilence, and Famine have come upon us now. It is too late to repent.
 
2012-08-26 11:24:36 AM
When does he get his own show?
 
2012-08-26 11:25:05 AM
Can you imagine what kind of hell that kid's life will be when he is a teen? "Dude I just downloaded a bunch of videos of your mom"
 
2012-08-26 11:25:19 AM
Just wait 'til this kid gets his own reality show.
 
2012-08-26 11:25:51 AM
Now she's a milf. Easy on the makeup this time around sweetie and if hubby turns into an a-hole, call me!
/likes spinners
 
2012-08-26 11:36:59 AM
OUR GOD HATH FORSAKEN US!!!
 
2012-08-26 11:38:25 AM

Earpj: At least the kid has a normal name. Could be a lot worse.


Yeah, I guess Damien would have been too obvious.
 
2012-08-26 11:42:32 AM

Earpj: At least the kid has a normal name. Could be a lot worse.


He has taken the name and form of an Oompa Loompa.
 
2012-08-26 11:43:19 AM
16 years from now that kid is gonna knock up Honey Boo Boo and the cloven hoofed spawn that bursts forth will wipe our planet from the universe.
 
2012-08-26 11:43:53 AM

Kurmudgeon: /likes spinners


*consults Urban Dictionary*

Me thinks she may be a tad chubby to get the spinner action going.
 
2012-08-26 11:44:30 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: When does he get his own show?


I don't know if MTV could handle such a highbrow, intelligent show as airing footage of a newborn crap itself and cry.
 
2012-08-26 11:44:40 AM

Kurmudgeon: Now she's a milf. Easy on the makeup this time around sweetie and if hubby turns into an a-hole, call me!
/likes spinners


Isn't she typically a good 30lbs. over spinner weight?
 
2012-08-26 11:47:09 AM

Cuthbert Allgood: Kurmudgeon: /likes spinners

*consults Urban Dictionary*

Me thinks she may be a tad chubby to get the spinner action going.


great minds and tiny shaking fists and all that...
 
2012-08-26 11:47:45 AM
*slits wrists*
 
2012-08-26 11:49:03 AM
Didn't she get pregnant at the beginning of the summer? Do they really breed that fast?
 
2012-08-26 11:53:28 AM
i626.photobucket.com
Save yourself the torturous hell that Cthulhu being unleashed upon us will bring. DO IT NOW!
 
2012-08-26 11:56:58 AM
photo of the offspring:

i618.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-26 12:00:03 PM
Gee,thanksfor the appetite loss,subby. It's not like I'll miss it
 
2012-08-26 12:05:09 PM

Flappyhead: 16 years from now that kid is gonna knock up Honey Boo Boo and the cloven hoofed spawn that bursts forth will wipe our planet from the universe.


Isn't 16 years optimistic? I give Boo Boo no later till it's 14 to be knocked up
 
2012-08-26 12:06:57 PM

El Brujo: photo of the offspring:

[i618.photobucket.com image 288x145]


Didn't think he's be white.
Or Black.

Orange is the better probability.
 
kth
2012-08-26 12:19:38 PM

Coco LaFemme: You know, I thought I heard the hooves of horses thundering in the distance, but I shrugged it off. War, Death, Pestilence, and Famine have come upon us now. It is too late to repent.


Pollution. Pestilence retired in 1936, "muttering about penicillin," and Pollution took over.
 
2012-08-26 12:51:46 PM
I'm willing to bet $20 that this kid grows up to be the exact opposite type of person as his mother.
 
2012-08-26 12:52:22 PM

Flappyhead: 16 years from now that kid is gonna knock up Honey Boo Boo and the cloven hoofed spawn that bursts forth will wipe our planet from the universe.


They'll wait that long?
 
2012-08-26 12:56:42 PM
Gah, she's so gross.
 
2012-08-26 01:00:19 PM
I envision the birth looking like firing off a pumpkin cannon.
 
2012-08-26 01:15:32 PM
First pic!

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-26 01:16:51 PM
FTA: Her fiancé Jionni LaValle
Doesn't anyone get married before the kid is born anymore?
 
2012-08-26 01:37:02 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-26 01:46:27 PM
I'm ashamed to have watched Jersey Shore for a few seasons. Her man is the biggest pussy on the entire planet.
 
2012-08-26 01:50:44 PM

Coco LaFemme: You know, I thought I heard the hooves of horses thundering in the distance, but I shrugged it off. War, Death, Pestilence, and Famine have come upon us now. It is too late to repent.


Which seal was opened?

Or....the doctor's face when he saw the baby for the first time

photos1.blogger.com
 
2012-08-26 01:54:43 PM

kth: Coco LaFemme: You know, I thought I heard the hooves of horses thundering in the distance, but I shrugged it off. War, Death, Pestilence, and Famine have come upon us now. It is too late to repent.

Pollution. Pestilence retired in 1936, "muttering about penicillin," and Pollution took over.


I thought I was the only one who read that book.
 
2012-08-26 01:56:17 PM
Was it a normal birth or a c-section. It would suck to get herpes or the clap from your own mom.
 
2012-08-26 02:01:32 PM
Jeeze, that was fast!

What's the gestation period for lower forms of animals, anyway? 90 days?
 
2012-08-26 02:02:32 PM

FirstNationalBastard: AverageAmericanGuy: When does he get his own show?

I don't know if MTV could handle such a highbrow, intelligent show as airing footage of a newborn crap itself and cry.


I'm sure TLC could find a slot for him.
 
2012-08-26 02:26:24 PM
What a Snooki baby may look lke:

i1255.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-26 02:29:41 PM
First sign of the apocalypse - check!
 
kth
2012-08-26 02:37:52 PM

leevis: kth: Coco LaFemme: You know, I thought I heard the hooves of horses thundering in the distance, but I shrugged it off. War, Death, Pestilence, and Famine have come upon us now. It is too late to repent.

Pollution. Pestilence retired in 1936, "muttering about penicillin," and Pollution took over.

I thought I was the only one who read that book.


Are you new here?

Farkers are the prime demographic for Good Omens.
 
2012-08-26 02:45:29 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: FirstNationalBastard: AverageAmericanGuy: When does he get his own show?

I don't know if MTV could handle such a highbrow, intelligent show as airing footage of a newborn crap itself and cry.

I'm sure TLC could find a slot for him.


Probably not. As TLC is a rival circus freak station to MTV,the latter won't let their future cash cow go so easily,if at all.
 
2012-08-26 02:45:43 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: FirstNationalBastard: AverageAmericanGuy: When does he get his own show?

I don't know if MTV could handle such a highbrow, intelligent show as airing footage of a newborn crap itself and cry.

I'm sure TLC could find a slot for him.


No, on TLC it would have to be a 500 lb., two-headed, midget newborn that entered itself in beauty pageants.
 
2012-08-26 03:21:18 PM
www.bogleech.com
 
2012-08-26 04:42:34 PM
The EPA has declared the delivery room a Super Fund site.
 
2012-08-26 05:10:01 PM

Earpj: At least the kid has a normal name. Could be a lot worse.


Same thing I thought. I just knew she would name it something irredemably stupid.
 
2012-08-26 06:21:45 PM
I'm not sure why you guys are saying this is indicative of the end times. I say it gives hope for humanity that someone this white trashy is just now on her first kid.
 
2012-08-27 02:01:41 AM
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
 
2012-08-27 09:34:34 AM
Just adding one more freak to the freak show.
 
2012-08-28 11:03:24 PM
Cuthbert Allgood


Me thinks she may be a tad chubby to get the spinner action going.

(also looks up definition)

Spinning, eh? Well I think I'm too heavy for the man to spin me, but I can possibly spin myself.

/always willing to try
 
2012-08-29 07:12:06 PM

MeanJean: Cuthbert Allgood


Me thinks she may be a tad chubby to get the spinner action going.

(also looks up definition)

Spinning, eh? Well I think I'm too heavy for the man to spin me, but I can possibly spin myself.

/always willing to try


This is why I have you favorited
 
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