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(Philly Burbs)   Teenager turns in his parents for growing pot in the basement, is now grounded until slightly after the end of the world   (phillyburbs.com) divider line 75
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2012-08-26 08:54:45 AM  
7 votes:
Son. Your mother and I are, like, really disappointed, man.
2012-08-26 11:49:52 AM  
5 votes:
Hey son. We're back from jail. What an experience! You taught us that there is only right or wrong and we were definitely wrong. No more drugs for us. We're going to rehab and we're going to get our lives back together.

We want to thank you for intervening and setting us straight. We went to jail and we learned a new lesson about life while we were in there. It's a lesson we want to share with you. You already know right from wrong. Obviously. But here is a new absolute rule that we would like to share with you: Snitches get stitches.
2012-08-26 01:58:06 PM  
4 votes:
FTA: felony charges of manufacturing marijuana and conspiracy to manufacture marijuana


www.goodearthliveherbs.com

Manufacturing tomatoes

3.bp.blogspot.com

Manufacturing basil


/I love drug law drama
2012-08-26 11:46:05 AM  
4 votes:
Another junior Republican is born.
2012-08-26 02:02:09 PM  
3 votes:

keepitcherry: lucksi: Both are scheduled for formal arraignments in the Bucks County Court of Common Pleas on Sept. 21. They remain free on their own recognizance.

White people get treated differently, no?

If the family was brown or black there's no way they would have been released on their own recognizance. Bail would have been set ridiculously high.


hate to say it, but if they were brown or black, they wouldn't have a narc for a son. They'd have a lookout on a bicycle on the corner of the block.
2012-08-26 01:07:38 PM  
3 votes:
They weren't just growing pot for their own use. They were high-level dealers, who probably let all sorts of shady characters in that house. No doubt the kid felt unsafe. He made the right call. Pretty much as a rule, if your own child feels compelled to call the cops on you for any reason, you've failed as a parent.
2012-08-26 12:35:12 PM  
3 votes:
i50.tinypic.com
2012-08-26 12:22:19 PM  
3 votes:

buzzcut73: Apos: Ahhh...The subject of Snow's Informer song!

I hate you now. Hope you're happy.


He truly is a licky boom boom down.
2012-08-26 12:13:02 PM  
3 votes:
Hey kid, you are doing it all wrong. You steal the weed, smoke it and/or sell it. If you get busted you use it as leverage.

Kids these days
2012-08-26 12:08:19 PM  
3 votes:
Upon release, I would proceed to beat his ass raw with a belt, while screaming obscenities... Then I would take away every single piece of electronics he owns while I explain how long and severely he is now grounded for... Also, I would start calling the other kids my "favorites" for a couple of years, just in case he forgets...
2012-08-26 11:35:29 AM  
3 votes:
Doubleplusgood, young man.
2012-08-26 08:48:22 AM  
3 votes:
Yeah, that sounds like it wasn't just a home grow for their own consumption - who cares about that? Sounds more like they were dealing. Maybe the kid was scared some local punks would show up at their doorstep at 2am with a shotgun.


Or he was pissed at them for taking away his Xbox. Whichever.
2012-08-26 11:48:43 PM  
2 votes:

eddiesocket: lewismarktwo: eddiesocket: lewismarktwo: Please explain in detail why it is a false equivalency.

I don't think I really need to detail the differences between solid and liquids.

Way to dodge it champ. Still waiting...

Jesus Christ, are you really this thick? Do I really have to do this? Is it possible even a pothead would be this dumb? Okay.

Alcohol and pot are different volumes. One is a liquid, one is a solid. A baggie of pot can get someone good and farked up. A baggie of beer wouldn't get someone even slightly buzzed. You also couldn't keep beer in a baggie. They are different properties. Therefore more actual alcohol is required than pot for personal use. Thus, the containers to hold alcohol are necessarily larger and varied in size. No one could ever smoke a keg of pot, even if they had a big party.
Alcohol is legal, and sold in stores. People are free to buy a little or a lot, as they feel appropriate. Therefore, it is sold in both large and small containers. Pot is illegal and not sold in any containers. There would never be a reason to put pot into dozens of small "containers" unless you planned to distribute it to dozens of people. Contrarily, one buys smaller containers of alcohol is because one only wants a little bit of alcohol, or doesn't have the room at home to store a lot. Nobody ever buys a large quantity of alcohol and then puts it in smaller homemade containers at their apartment.

Now that I'm done explaining the most rudimentary life shiat to a troll, I'm going to take a silkwood shower. And then maybe hop back on the net and explain to other poster why we stop at red lights and go at green lights.


This is correct. I know because I'm an expert. Pot is only ever sold in one amount. It doesn't come in any sort of container. When you buy pot, the dealer just pours it straight into your hands. You then have to take it home and add it to any pot you previously had, which is either in a single bag, or just a pile on the floor. This is OK because it's a solid, and solids don't always need containers. It's also why anyone who buys more than a single baggie at once should be considered a drug dealer.
2012-08-26 08:49:50 PM  
2 votes:
So, what are all the legal things you can do to the kid? No beatings. That's against the law. But, there's many creative things to be done, legally.

He'd lose everything except school books, bed, blanket, sheet, pillow, a handful of clothes. Nothing designer. It will all be Walmart. No, on second thought, Goodwill. If he's been given any xbox, TV, or anything else, sell all that to pay for lawyers, fine, and so on.

No TV. No internet. No phone.

You could pull him from every extra-curricular activity. Curfew would be immediately after school where he'd return to a room with his schoolbooks. If you're done with homework you can sit on the floor until bedtime at 8 PM unless he's doing his numerous chores.

No drivers license or car, obviously. Deny permission for after school job.

On the morning of his 18th birthday, at one minute past, hand him a paper bag and tell him to pack his clothes and get off of your property. If he returns, remember castle doctrine. Dad probably can't own a firearm any longer, but he can sure own a baseball bat.
2012-08-26 04:43:38 PM  
2 votes:

Ed Finnerty: Son. Your mother and I are, like, really disappointed, man.


www.channel4.com

We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas.
2012-08-26 04:36:02 PM  
2 votes:
I'm betting on the kid ending up in the nastiest military school money can buy until his ass turns 18. That's what I'd do - only because I don't think in an orphange he'd get the full range of suffering the little shiat really deserves.

And I'd make sure it was run by this guy.

www.timothysexton.com
2012-08-26 04:18:31 PM  
2 votes:
Enjoy foster care, Alex P. Keaton.
2012-08-26 03:33:30 PM  
2 votes:

nanim: /can't imagine any kid wanting to live in an overly-lit, smelly, noisy-fan basement either


Drug ops aside, teenage boys farking love living in basements. So very cave like. Not to mention it's way easier to get away with having your girlfriend over late if you live down there.

/why yes, my high school boyfriend DID live in his parents basement despite having a perfectly acceptable upstairs bedroom available.
2012-08-26 12:15:56 PM  
2 votes:
"Caren is an excellent mother and this resolution guarantees that she will not be a convicted felon and she can continue with a very successful professional career...OF SELLING DRUGS." 
2012-08-26 12:05:03 PM  
2 votes:
This is why I support legalized late, late, late, late, LATE, late, LATE, LATE, late term abortion.
2012-08-26 11:50:34 AM  
2 votes:
Speaking as a farkette whose father was dealing (to friends only - he didn't go trolling) when she was a kid...

Fark you, you narco douchenozzle.
gja [TotalFark]
2012-08-26 11:48:03 AM  
2 votes:
Pot laws in the USA are simply insanity. It is utter madness that so many people can walk around dead from the neck up on prescription drugs and that's "okey-dokey" but God forbid you pick up a joint and then it all "ZOMG JUNKIE THROW IN JAIL" and such.

Oh, and I will +1 on FirstNationalBastard view of his future social/dating life. He will be permanently inscribed into the DONOTINVITE list for life.

biatching out your parents? Get used to sleeping in the car kiddo.

/rockefeller laws need rescinding BIG-TIME
2012-08-26 11:45:04 AM  
2 votes:
Maybe he's angling for a new start in the witness protection plan.
2012-08-26 11:36:36 AM  
2 votes:

MasterAdkins: I would love to know what was going though the kid's head.


"drug war" propaganda
2012-08-26 11:34:39 AM  
2 votes:
Good luck paying for college, kid.
2012-08-26 10:13:55 AM  
2 votes:
He heard his father saying "I hate Big Brother" in his sleep.
2012-08-28 10:40:28 AM  
1 votes:
bet it went something like this...

"Mom, dad, think of Nixon... Vote for Rmoney this November."
encrypted-tbn3.google.com

"Son, you know we're democrats, we're voting for Obama."
encrypted-tbn0.google.com

"Yeah, 911? I've got two commies you'd be interested in."
encrypted-tbn1.google.com
2012-08-27 12:27:05 AM  
1 votes:

cuzsis: Not everyone enjoys hanging around with a bunch of people who purposefully ingest/inject things to make them functionally brain damaged.


Spot on. Pot users like to claim it's harmless and helps them relax and enjoy the universe. Precisely the same self-delusion may be observed in drunks who think alcohol makes them witty and relaxed.
2012-08-26 10:28:35 PM  
1 votes:
I can see it now... "Son, you know that big inheritance you would have received? Well sorry, now you will get nothing. Our new will has been written and registered. You don't get no estate, no money, no belongings, no nothing.... and that collage that we were going pay for? Well that's gone too. "
2012-08-26 08:45:12 PM  
1 votes:
Ok, cool story time.

I've always known my dad to be a bit uptight and strict. I guess that's the military in him. Anyway, one day while looking for a book to read in his library I found a little book entitled, "How to Grow Pot in your Backyard". I took the book, hid it behind my back, went up to my dad and asked him, "hey dad have you ever smoked pot?" of course the answer was "no", so I whipped out the book and said, "so why did I find this in the bookshelf?". Blank face. I laughed so hard! The book disappeared however my dad is far less uptight and we can talk about crazy things now. Maybe he was excited I found the book? Maybe I should check his garden? Hmmmm...
2012-08-26 07:45:50 PM  
1 votes:

lewismarktwo: Please explain in detail why it is a false equivalency.


I don't think I really need to detail the differences between solid and liquids.
2012-08-26 07:36:03 PM  
1 votes:

eddiesocket: Witness99: eddiesocket: They weren't just growing pot for their own use. They were high-level dealers, who probably let all sorts of shady characters in that house. No doubt the kid felt unsafe. He made the right call. Pretty much as a rule, if your own child feels compelled to call the cops on you for any reason, you've failed as a parent.

Let's see, we have two college educated, professional, six figure income citizens who grow enough pot for personal use (comparable to those who have a couple glasses of wine at night). No priors, not a burden on society, providing for what was it...5 kids between the two of them?

And you think they have "shady characters" traipsing through the house, or even more laughable that kids can distinguish when the authorities should be involved? In this particular case, dumb, disgruntled teen took out his revenge against what probably is a privileged upbringing, in a way that will have repercussions continue to come long after he matures and gains sophistication of how the world works.

Riiight. Nothing says "personal use" like 18 plants and 12 baggies with 2 grand in cash lying around.
In addition, they were growing it in the kid's room.
So we've got two upstanding citizens, dealing drugs out of their children's room and you compare that to drinking wine with dinner. I'm really hoping you're not a parent.



There are an awful lot of angry "potheads" in this thread who are threatening all kinds of things to this kid. Anything from "not getting invited to parties" to "beaten to a bloody pulp". They're also assuming that there's no possible way that this kid had shady characters coming into his house or that he might've felt unsafe.

Nope, just a knee-jerk reaction of "snitches get stitches" and then they WONDER why they can never seem to hold the moral high ground long enough to get any legislation passed in their favor?

How long do you think the gay rights (LGBT ect..) would've lasted if they were threatening to beat to a pulp any parents who disowned their gay kids? Or implied that anyone who wasn't gay wasn't going to have a happy or fulfilling social life?

Thankfully they didn't do that. They took the "high" road, as it were, and it's paying off big dividends for them.

/can't say the same for the pro-weed folks.
2012-08-26 06:04:49 PM  
1 votes:

lewismarktwo: eddiesocket: lewismarktwo: eddiesocket: Witness99: eddiesocket: Witness99: eddiesocket: They weren't just growing pot for their own use. They were high-level dealers, who probably let all sorts of shady characters in that house. No doubt the kid felt unsafe. He made the right call. Pretty much as a rule, if your own child feels compelled to call the cops on you for any reason, you've failed as a parent.

Let's see, we have two college educated, professional, six figure income citizens who grow enough pot for personal use (comparable to those who have a couple glasses of wine at night). No priors, not a burden on society, providing for what was it...5 kids between the two of them?

And you think they have "shady characters" traipsing through the house, or even more laughable that kids can distinguish when the authorities should be involved? In this particular case, dumb, disgruntled teen took out his revenge against what probably is a privileged upbringing, in a way that will have repercussions continue to come long after he matures and gains sophistication of how the world works.

Riiight. Nothing says "personal use" like 18 plants and 12 baggies with 2 grand in cash lying around.
In addition, they were growing it in the kid's room.
So we've got two upstanding citizens, dealing drugs out of their children's room and you compare that to drinking wine with dinner. I'm really hoping you're not a parent.

And I don't think having 2K cash in the house can be automatically assumed "drug money" for this particular couple.

When I smoke pot for personal use, I like to keep it in 12 separate baggies and ten separate containers.

So you just mix all your beer and liquor together in one container? That's pretty efficient.

Sigh. No facepalm big enough for that profoundly pathetic false equivalency.

Please explain in detail why it is a false equivalency.


Well as a ex-weed dealer a long time smoker I can say 12 baggies is not necessarily intent to distribute. If you are a connoisseur then having 12 different kinds of weed in 12 different baggies is normal. The same weed in 12 different baggies says something else. Though I often have 3 containers of the same weed. One is a travel container, one is a home/frequent use container and the third is a bulk container only opened to refill the other two.
2012-08-26 04:53:28 PM  
1 votes:

MrGiggles: Lotta hate for the kid.

So tell me, then.

What the hell was he supposed to do? Keep quiet and pray he didn't get charged as an accessory, shot by rival drug-dealers, or get busted because he got so much as a weed leaf on his shoes?

Face it. The kid was in a catch-22. He didn't make the right decision because there was no right decision.


the right decision is to join the family business. loyalty is more important than self-preservation. 

/something about getting fed from a bitten hand..
2012-08-26 04:41:25 PM  
1 votes:
Pot growing parent "Son your grades suck, I'm taking away the Xbox."
Kid "Pot"
Pot growing parent "Here's your Xbox"
2012-08-26 03:38:08 PM  
1 votes:
Discovering one has a rat in one's midst is typically expensive and often heartbreaking. No need to fret. Toss the kid in the marines, there he can indulge his authoritarian fetishes without qualm nor limit.
2012-08-26 03:33:03 PM  
1 votes:

eddiesocket:
Riiight. Nothing says "personal use" like 18 plants and 12 baggies with 2 grand in cash lying around.
In addition, they were growing it in the kid's room.
So we've got two upstanding citizens, dealing drugs out of their children's room and you compare that to drinking wine with dinner. I'm really hoping you're not a parent.


Never underestimated the ability of potheads to rationalise things away. 'Cos it's harmless, see?
2012-08-26 03:31:13 PM  
1 votes:
17, 15, 14, 12, and 10. Who would think having five kids in this age range, part of a mixed(step) family, living in your house while you're growing the herb, would be a bad idea? Khrist, I'm a very vocal anti-drug war and pro-legalization advocate, but com'n, that is farking stupid. Just begging for this exact scenario to happen.
2012-08-26 03:29:22 PM  
1 votes:

eddiesocket: Witness99: eddiesocket: Witness99: eddiesocket: They weren't just growing pot for their own use. They were high-level dealers, who probably let all sorts of shady characters in that house. No doubt the kid felt unsafe. He made the right call. Pretty much as a rule, if your own child feels compelled to call the cops on you for any reason, you've failed as a parent.

Let's see, we have two college educated, professional, six figure income citizens who grow enough pot for personal use (comparable to those who have a couple glasses of wine at night). No priors, not a burden on society, providing for what was it...5 kids between the two of them?

And you think they have "shady characters" traipsing through the house, or even more laughable that kids can distinguish when the authorities should be involved? In this particular case, dumb, disgruntled teen took out his revenge against what probably is a privileged upbringing, in a way that will have repercussions continue to come long after he matures and gains sophistication of how the world works.

Riiight. Nothing says "personal use" like 18 plants and 12 baggies with 2 grand in cash lying around.
In addition, they were growing it in the kid's room.
So we've got two upstanding citizens, dealing drugs out of their children's room and you compare that to drinking wine with dinner. I'm really hoping you're not a parent.

And I don't think having 2K cash in the house can be automatically assumed "drug money" for this particular couple.

When I smoke pot for personal use, I like to keep it in 12 separate baggies and ten separate containers.


So you just mix all your beer and liquor together in one container? That's pretty efficient.
2012-08-26 03:20:35 PM  
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: gopher321: Yeah, that sounds like it wasn't just a home grow for their own consumption - who cares about that? Sounds more like they were dealing. Maybe the kid was scared some local punks would show up at their doorstep at 2am with a shotgun.

That's the only reason I could understand narc'ing on your parents, or anyone you had ties with. Now, if the parents were cooking up some meth in the basement, that's a whole other story.

On a slightly related note, the drug laws in this country really, really need to change. I don't do drugs, so this isn't for my benefit, but it's positively asinine that weed is illegal, and put at the same level as PCP, heroin, and crack. It's a farking plant. More people die from getting drunk and falling in the shower, than smoking too many joints. I'd rather sit next to someone who was higher than a kite, than sit next to a drunk or someone chain-smoking Marlboros.


Just come over to my place and you can do both!
2012-08-26 03:19:37 PM  
1 votes:

Witness99: eddiesocket: Witness99: eddiesocket: They weren't just growing pot for their own use. They were high-level dealers, who probably let all sorts of shady characters in that house. No doubt the kid felt unsafe. He made the right call. Pretty much as a rule, if your own child feels compelled to call the cops on you for any reason, you've failed as a parent.

Let's see, we have two college educated, professional, six figure income citizens who grow enough pot for personal use (comparable to those who have a couple glasses of wine at night). No priors, not a burden on society, providing for what was it...5 kids between the two of them?

And you think they have "shady characters" traipsing through the house, or even more laughable that kids can distinguish when the authorities should be involved? In this particular case, dumb, disgruntled teen took out his revenge against what probably is a privileged upbringing, in a way that will have repercussions continue to come long after he matures and gains sophistication of how the world works.

Riiight. Nothing says "personal use" like 18 plants and 12 baggies with 2 grand in cash lying around.
In addition, they were growing it in the kid's room.
So we've got two upstanding citizens, dealing drugs out of their children's room and you compare that to drinking wine with dinner. I'm really hoping you're not a parent.

And I don't think having 2K cash in the house can be automatically assumed "drug money" for this particular couple.


When I smoke pot for personal use, I like to keep it in 12 separate baggies and ten separate containers.
2012-08-26 02:55:12 PM  
1 votes:
Obviously that's just a bad camera angle for the father. He couldn't possibly be angry. Absolutely everyone in the grow business is a cheerful happy unicorn loving happy person! I read it on the internet, so it must be true.
2012-08-26 02:52:48 PM  
1 votes:

eddiesocket: Marcintosh: What a turd. Birthdays are going to be different now and I'm sure thanksgiving will have a nasty twist to it as well. They might be christian so those holidays are out too.
I hope his moral superiority is well served by this the little jerk. Sanctimonious little prick that he is.

Right, it couldn't possibly be the drug dealing parent's fault. Nope. No way.


You might want to come down off that moral high-horse. It might cause a nose-bleed.
2012-08-26 02:46:34 PM  
1 votes:
What a turd. Birthdays are going to be different now and I'm sure thanksgiving will have a nasty twist to it as well. They might be christian so those holidays are out too.
I hope his moral superiority is well served by this the little jerk. Sanctimonious little prick that he is.
2012-08-26 02:22:53 PM  
1 votes:
This is what you get when hippies sell out and become fascists.
You can't run with the fox and hunt with the hounds.
2012-08-26 02:20:27 PM  
1 votes:

Witness99: eddiesocket: They weren't just growing pot for their own use. They were high-level dealers, who probably let all sorts of shady characters in that house. No doubt the kid felt unsafe. He made the right call. Pretty much as a rule, if your own child feels compelled to call the cops on you for any reason, you've failed as a parent.

Let's see, we have two college educated, professional, six figure income citizens who grow enough pot for personal use (comparable to those who have a couple glasses of wine at night). No priors, not a burden on society, providing for what was it...5 kids between the two of them?

And you think they have "shady characters" traipsing through the house, or even more laughable that kids can distinguish when the authorities should be involved? In this particular case, dumb, disgruntled teen took out his revenge against what probably is a privileged upbringing, in a way that will have repercussions continue to come long after he matures and gains sophistication of how the world works.


Riiight. Nothing says "personal use" like 18 plants and 12 baggies with 2 grand in cash lying around.
In addition, they were growing it in the kid's room.
So we've got two upstanding citizens, dealing drugs out of their children's room and you compare that to drinking wine with dinner. I'm really hoping you're not a parent.
2012-08-26 02:09:49 PM  
1 votes:
What a square.
2012-08-26 02:06:29 PM  
1 votes:
bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com


media.comicbookmovie.com


That dude looks ripped.

Torn, even.
2012-08-26 02:04:00 PM  
1 votes:

Turd_Ferguson: Barbara Bush is rolling over in her grave right now.


kpitalrisk.free.fr

R.I.P.
2012-08-26 01:51:31 PM  
1 votes:

MasterAdkins: I would love to know what was going though the kid's head.


Probably mad that his parents wouldn't buy him the latest iphone because his current one is 6 months old. Most 20-somethings I know living with their parents would do the exact same thing.
2012-08-26 01:26:00 PM  
1 votes:
LOL, Fark... y'all mad.
2012-08-26 01:07:12 PM  
1 votes:
I hope this kid goes to a foster home full of teenage boys who have been removed from crack houses. Also, the home should be run by a couple of people who take in as many kids as possible because they hope to make a profit off of being foster parents.
2012-08-26 01:03:55 PM  
1 votes:
Somebody gonna get hurt, real bad.

upload.wikimedia.org
2012-08-26 12:46:28 PM  
1 votes:

Pud: Probably retaliation for a punishment. I knew a girl when I was in my teens that told the police her parents were growing pot after she was put on restriction for breaking curfew. They weren't, but they were taken into custody for a day while their house was searched. The parents were released, the girl was fined thousands of dollars for filing a false report (which the parents had to pay).

With that in mind, just think of the power the kid would have over the parents if they actually were growing pot.


I'd be all like "We'll I need an ounce a week, and a new 458used 430 (help keep it on the down low ya know), thus $500 a week for gas, and I don't want to hear shiat about school or whatever, mom go make me or sandwich, Dad put the bigscreen in my room you can have the little TV. this is how shiat is gonna go if you don't like it I 911"!
2012-08-26 12:24:04 PM  
1 votes:
So instead of having all the free pot he could ever want, parents with an extra source of income, and a likely free pass from his parents if he was ever arrested for something minor, he decided to bring in the police and cost his family a fortune in legal fees and loss of reputation?
2012-08-26 12:20:08 PM  
1 votes:

Apos: Ahhh...The subject of Snow's Informer song!


I hate you now. Hope you're happy.
2012-08-26 12:17:37 PM  
1 votes:
Ahhh...The subject of Snow's Informer song!
2012-08-26 12:13:55 PM  
1 votes:
I remember thinking it was a conundrum whether someone should be turned in for letting their 13yo smoke weed. This was because I had been consistently misinformed my whole life as to the "dangers" of marijuana. Then I grew up & went to work in an industry where 90% of the people I worked with smoked pot @ work. Even though I never got into it myself, I did learn how harmless it is.

I'm just saying when I was a teenager, I was woefully ignorant about reality when it comes to drugs. He'll probably sharpen up in a decade or so.
xcv
2012-08-26 12:13:31 PM  
1 votes:

doglover: That's a paddlin paladin.

2012-08-26 12:07:08 PM  
1 votes:
Dad looks like Hank with hair.
bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.comnetdna.tvovermind.com
2012-08-26 12:07:00 PM  
1 votes:
What a nice little Republican they've raised.
2012-08-26 12:00:41 PM  
1 votes:
www.eichendorff-schule.de
cache.gawker.com
2012-08-26 11:58:00 AM  
1 votes:

MasterAdkins: I would love to know what was going though the kid's head.


Thoughtcrime.
2012-08-26 11:55:20 AM  
1 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: look the world needs violence. and without pot there's plenty of it!!


Snitches get stitches.
2012-08-26 11:52:34 AM  
1 votes:
This is why you don't pass the J to the nerdy kid.
2012-08-26 11:52:03 AM  
1 votes:
look the world needs violence. and without pot there's plenty of it!!
2012-08-26 11:41:41 AM  
1 votes:
Narc
2012-08-26 11:41:38 AM  
1 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: Coco LaFemme: gopher321: Yeah, that sounds like it wasn't just a home grow for their own consumption - who cares about that? Sounds more like they were dealing. Maybe the kid was scared some local punks would show up at their doorstep at 2am with a shotgun.

That's the only reason I could understand narc'ing on your parents, or anyone you had ties with. Now, if the parents were cooking up some meth in the basement, that's a whole other story.

On a slightly related note, the drug laws in this country really, really need to change. I don't do drugs, so this isn't for my benefit, but it's positively asinine that weed is illegal, and put at the same level as PCP, heroin, and crack. It's a farking plant. More people die from getting drunk and falling in the shower, than smoking too many joints. I'd rather sit next to someone who was higher than a kite, than sit next to a drunk or someone chain-smoking Marlboros.

here's another "farking plant"

[www.45nuclearplants.com image 850x487]

HARMLESS?


Yes.
2012-08-26 11:38:26 AM  
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Guess they should have bought him that new iPhone.
2012-08-26 11:37:11 AM  
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SandMann: Good luck paying for college, kid.


And good luck having a social life.

You think anyone's going to invite him to the good parties knowing that he narced out his own parents?
2012-08-26 11:32:57 AM  
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gopher321: Maybe the kid was scared some local punks would show up at their doorstep at 2am with a shotgun.


I wonder if somebody tried to break in and the parents did nothing so the kid called the cops, either that or the parents were making the kid pay for his own stash.

/You alright I learned it from Watching You!
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-08-26 10:38:26 AM  
1 votes:
Probably retaliation for a punishment. I knew a girl when I was in my teens that told the police her parents were growing pot after she was put on restriction for breaking curfew. They weren't, but they were taken into custody for a day while their house was searched. The parents were released, the girl was fined thousands of dollars for filing a false report (which the parents had to pay).

With that in mind, just think of the power the kid would have over the parents if they actually were growing pot.
2012-08-26 09:02:01 AM  
1 votes:
Maybe he thought that if he turned them in he would live on his own, inherit all their things etc etc?

Or he and his buddies have their own grow-op somewhere in the neighbourhood and he was just eliminating the competition. I'd keep an eye on him, he might go all Tony Montana in the near future.

/first you get de money
//then you get de power
///then you get de women
2012-08-26 08:26:46 AM  
1 votes:

doglover: That's a paddlin.


Plus the one they owe him for staring at their jail sandals.
2012-08-26 07:49:56 AM  
1 votes:
That's a paddlin.
 
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