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(Philly Burbs)   Teenager turns in his parents for growing pot in the basement, is now grounded until slightly after the end of the world   (phillyburbs.com ) divider line
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2012-08-26 08:54:49 PM  

lewismarktwo: eddiesocket: lewismarktwo: Please explain in detail why it is a false equivalency.

I don't think I really need to detail the differences between solid and liquids.

Way to dodge it champ. Still waiting...


Jesus Christ, are you really this thick? Do I really have to do this? Is it possible even a pothead would be this dumb? Okay.

Alcohol and pot are different volumes. One is a liquid, one is a solid. A baggie of pot can get someone good and farked up. A baggie of beer wouldn't get someone even slightly buzzed. You also couldn't keep beer in a baggie. They are different properties. Therefore more actual alcohol is required than pot for personal use. Thus, the containers to hold alcohol are necessarily larger and varied in size. No one could ever smoke a keg of pot, even if they had a big party.
Alcohol is legal, and sold in stores. People are free to buy a little or a lot, as they feel appropriate. Therefore, it is sold in both large and small containers. Pot is illegal and not sold in any containers. There would never be a reason to put pot into dozens of small "containers" unless you planned to distribute it to dozens of people. Contrarily, one buys smaller containers of alcohol is because one only wants a little bit of alcohol, or doesn't have the room at home to store a lot. Nobody ever buys a large quantity of alcohol and then puts it in smaller homemade containers at their apartment.

Now that I'm done explaining the most rudimentary life shiat to a troll, I'm going to take a silkwood shower. And then maybe hop back on the net and explain to other poster why we stop at red lights and go at green lights.
 
2012-08-26 08:56:07 PM  

NightMgr: So, what are all the legal things you can do to the kid? No beatings. That's against the law. But, there's many creative things to be done, legally.

He'd lose everything except school books, bed, blanket, sheet, pillow, a handful of clothes. Nothing designer. It will all be Walmart. No, on second thought, Goodwill. If he's been given any xbox, TV, or anything else, sell all that to pay for lawyers, fine, and so on.

No TV. No internet. No phone.

You could pull him from every extra-curricular activity. Curfew would be immediately after school where he'd return to a room with his schoolbooks. If you're done with homework you can sit on the floor until bedtime at 8 PM unless he's doing his numerous chores.

No drivers license or car, obviously. Deny permission for after school job.

On the morning of his 18th birthday, at one minute past, hand him a paper bag and tell him to pack his clothes and get off of your property. If he returns, remember castle doctrine. Dad probably can't own a firearm any longer, but he can sure own a baseball bat.


You'd probably make an even worse parent than these dumb farks.
 
2012-08-26 08:57:45 PM  

4seasons85!: Ok, cool story time.

I've always known my dad to be a bit uptight and strict. I guess that's the military in him. Anyway, one day while looking for a book to read in his library I found a little book entitled, "How to Grow Pot in your Backyard". I took the book, hid it behind my back, went up to my dad and asked him, "hey dad have you ever smoked pot?" of course the answer was "no", so I whipped out the book and said, "so why did I find this in the bookshelf?". Blank face. I laughed so hard! The book disappeared however my dad is far less uptight and we can talk about crazy things now. Maybe he was excited I found the book? Maybe I should check his garden? Hmmmm...


My mom, whom I've never seen even drink, called several months ago. She's 72, is in quite a bit of pain - arthritis, various joint problems. My cousin was up visiting and had talked her into trying some weed for the pain (cousin is an old hippie, and always has some somewhere.). Mom sounded better than she had in years. I told her keep going and enjoy it. She no longer thinks its the work of the devil. She's actually quite fond of weed now.

You bet your ass if I make it to 72, that's going to be breakfast every morning.
 
2012-08-26 09:07:29 PM  

eddiesocket: NightMgr: So, what are all the legal things you can do to the kid? No beatings. That's against the law. But, there's many creative things to be done, legally.....

You'd probably make an even worse parent than these dumb farks.


Yeah. Maybe. But the objective wasn't to write about good things to do to the child. It was to examine evil things to do.

OHH! I get it.

You're proposing they send the child to ME!

I don't grow pot, so the kid's got nothing on me. But, I still don't want him.

Oh, someone mentioned breakfast. Oh, jeez. Imagine having the same 3 meals every day. I think in prison they have a type of meat loaf comprised of mixed meat and veggies they serve to people who like to throw food. Meets all nutritional requirements, but is bland as hell.

Bon appetite!
 
2012-08-26 09:18:16 PM  

eddiesocket: lewismarktwo: eddiesocket: lewismarktwo: Please explain in detail why it is a false equivalency.

I don't think I really need to detail the differences between solid and liquids.

Way to dodge it champ. Still waiting...

Jesus Christ, are you really this thick? Do I really have to do this? Is it possible even a pothead would be this dumb? Okay.

Alcohol and pot are different volumes. One is a liquid, one is a solid. A baggie of pot can get someone good and farked up. A baggie of beer wouldn't get someone even slightly buzzed. You also couldn't keep beer in a baggie. They are different properties. Therefore more actual alcohol is required than pot for personal use. Thus, the containers to hold alcohol are necessarily larger and varied in size. No one could ever smoke a keg of pot, even if they had a big party.
Alcohol is legal, and sold in stores. People are free to buy a little or a lot, as they feel appropriate. Therefore, it is sold in both large and small containers. Pot is illegal and not sold in any containers. There would never be a reason to put pot into dozens of small "containers" unless you planned to distribute it to dozens of people. Contrarily, one buys smaller containers of alcohol is because one only wants a little bit of alcohol, or doesn't have the room at home to store a lot. Nobody ever buys a large quantity of alcohol and then puts it in smaller homemade containers at their apartment.

Now that I'm done explaining the most rudimentary life shiat to a troll, I'm going to take a silkwood shower. And then maybe hop back on the net and explain to other poster why we stop at red lights and go at green lights.



Wow, I didn't know that all pot was the same and could be interchanged randomly. Only liquids need to be separated. Good to know. I had heard that there might be different strains with different properties and flavors, but I guess that was all a lie.

Or.. maybe how much weed and how many containers has JACK shiat to do with what their intentions were.
 
2012-08-26 09:34:51 PM  
Proof kids are incredibly stupid, don't have them.
 
2012-08-26 09:38:07 PM  

PunGent: Arthur Jumbles: MasterAdkins: I would love to know what was going though the kid's head.

I would love to know what was going through the parents' heads.... I can't imagine doing something so stupid. Of course, they were potheads so quickness of thought shouldn't be expected.

The average pothead is more useful to society than the average Drug Warrior.

Really. Do the math.


A good parent is more useful than a pothead.

Really, do the math.
 
2012-08-26 09:49:45 PM  

Arthur Jumbles: I would love to know what was going through the parents' heads.... I can't imagine doing something so stupid.



Well if our Draconian drug laws didn't prevent peaceful citizens from putting a harmless plant in their backyard, none of this dumb shiat would have happened to begin with.

People who perpetually chase intoxication aren't usually the brightest bulbs in the box, not news. But the majority of the predicaments that make headlines wouldn't even have occurred if the peaceful citizen didnt have to worry about a felony and a burger flipping future for their minor buzz at the end of the day.
 
2012-08-26 10:13:22 PM  

Arthur Jumbles: MasterAdkins: I would love to know what was going though the kid's head.

I would love to know what was going through the parents' heads.... I can't imagine doing something so stupid. Of course, they were potheads so quickness of thought shouldn't be expected.


? Why are you so proud of being so ignorant?
 
2012-08-26 10:28:35 PM  
I can see it now... "Son, you know that big inheritance you would have received? Well sorry, now you will get nothing. Our new will has been written and registered. You don't get no estate, no money, no belongings, no nothing.... and that collage that we were going pay for? Well that's gone too. "
 
2012-08-26 11:48:43 PM  

eddiesocket: lewismarktwo: eddiesocket: lewismarktwo: Please explain in detail why it is a false equivalency.

I don't think I really need to detail the differences between solid and liquids.

Way to dodge it champ. Still waiting...

Jesus Christ, are you really this thick? Do I really have to do this? Is it possible even a pothead would be this dumb? Okay.

Alcohol and pot are different volumes. One is a liquid, one is a solid. A baggie of pot can get someone good and farked up. A baggie of beer wouldn't get someone even slightly buzzed. You also couldn't keep beer in a baggie. They are different properties. Therefore more actual alcohol is required than pot for personal use. Thus, the containers to hold alcohol are necessarily larger and varied in size. No one could ever smoke a keg of pot, even if they had a big party.
Alcohol is legal, and sold in stores. People are free to buy a little or a lot, as they feel appropriate. Therefore, it is sold in both large and small containers. Pot is illegal and not sold in any containers. There would never be a reason to put pot into dozens of small "containers" unless you planned to distribute it to dozens of people. Contrarily, one buys smaller containers of alcohol is because one only wants a little bit of alcohol, or doesn't have the room at home to store a lot. Nobody ever buys a large quantity of alcohol and then puts it in smaller homemade containers at their apartment.

Now that I'm done explaining the most rudimentary life shiat to a troll, I'm going to take a silkwood shower. And then maybe hop back on the net and explain to other poster why we stop at red lights and go at green lights.


This is correct. I know because I'm an expert. Pot is only ever sold in one amount. It doesn't come in any sort of container. When you buy pot, the dealer just pours it straight into your hands. You then have to take it home and add it to any pot you previously had, which is either in a single bag, or just a pile on the floor. This is OK because it's a solid, and solids don't always need containers. It's also why anyone who buys more than a single baggie at once should be considered a drug dealer.
 
2012-08-27 12:27:05 AM  

cuzsis: Not everyone enjoys hanging around with a bunch of people who purposefully ingest/inject things to make them functionally brain damaged.


Spot on. Pot users like to claim it's harmless and helps them relax and enjoy the universe. Precisely the same self-delusion may be observed in drunks who think alcohol makes them witty and relaxed.
 
2012-08-27 12:28:28 AM  

Skyred: And with one deft blow that kid destroyed his family


His family, made up of the shattered remains of two other families.
 
2012-08-27 12:31:24 AM  

MrBentor: I can see it now... "Son, you know that big inheritance you would have received? Well sorry, now you will get nothing. Our new will has been written and registered. You don't get no estate, no money, no belongings, no nothing.... and that collage that we were going pay for? Well that's gone too. "


To which he replied "Is that so? Well, in that case I'm calling 911 about the basement."
 
2012-08-27 12:33:03 AM  
The Botwins they're not.
 
2012-08-27 12:58:28 AM  

CourtroomWolf: When you buy pot, the dealer just pours it straight into your hands.


No, when you buy pot, the dealer gives you a baggie. Kinda like these folks.
 
2012-08-27 02:18:48 AM  
I hope this kid gets a good foster home and not a group clusterfark he did the right thing dopers need to die.
 
2012-08-27 02:44:36 AM  

ConcreteHole: I'm betting on the kid ending up in the nastiest military school money can buy until his ass turns 18. That's what I'd do - only because I don't think in an orphange he'd get the full range of suffering the little shiat really deserves.


Of course. Because if there is one thing military schools are famous for, it's teaching children that they can turn a blind eye to any laws or regulations which interfere with their hobbies.
 
2012-08-27 06:26:24 AM  

Arthur Jumbles: PunGent: Arthur Jumbles: MasterAdkins: I would love to know what was going though the kid's head.

I would love to know what was going through the parents' heads.... I can't imagine doing something so stupid. Of course, they were potheads so quickness of thought shouldn't be expected.

The average pothead is more useful to society than the average Drug Warrior.

Really. Do the math.

A good parent is more useful than a pothead.

Really, do the math.


What, aside from the Drug War foolishness, makes these bad parents?

Go on, I'm listening.
 
2012-08-27 06:54:12 AM  

PunGent: What, aside from the Drug War foolishness, makes these bad parents?

Go on, I'm listening.


Well, the mom's a chiropractor...
 
2012-08-27 08:09:01 AM  

dbirchall: PunGent: What, aside from the Drug War foolishness, makes these bad parents?

Go on, I'm listening.

Well, the mom's a chiropractor...


Manipulative, eh?
 
2012-08-27 08:11:27 AM  

PunGent: Arthur Jumbles: PunGent: Arthur Jumbles: MasterAdkins: I would love to know what was going though the kid's head.

I would love to know what was going through the parents' heads.... I can't imagine doing something so stupid. Of course, they were potheads so quickness of thought shouldn't be expected.

The average pothead is more useful to society than the average Drug Warrior.

Really. Do the math.

A good parent is more useful than a pothead.

Really, do the math.

What, aside from the Drug War foolishness, makes these bad parents?

Go on, I'm listening.


Oh.... the stupid burns! They had an open grow room in their house, where their children sleep! And because of our country's kooky laws if this was ever found out the parents would go to jail.... can you not even understand the stress this would invoke in young children or are you too high?

Sorry Billy, you can't invite your friends over for the night.... they might see the grow room. Whatever you do Billy, make sure Aunt Helen does not go downstairs.... she might see the grow room. Don't EVER tell your teachers what we do down in the basement Billy, you'll destroy our family if you tell. Sorry Billy, your grandparents can't come over for Christmas, they're a bunch of nosey narcs..... they might find the grow room. A home is supposed to be a place where a child feels safe. These selfish bastards took that away from their children.
 
2012-08-27 08:21:58 AM  
Instantly disowned. Have fun on the street, kiddo.
 
2012-08-27 09:35:28 AM  
Kid is a jackass and Karma's a biatch.
 
2012-08-27 09:39:05 AM  
One more reason not to have kids.
 
2012-08-27 09:40:03 AM  

Duke_leto_Atredes: I hope this kid gets a good foster home and not a group clusterfark he did the right thing dopers need to die.


I live with my mom
 
2012-08-27 09:42:46 AM  

lucksi: Both are scheduled for formal arraignments in the Bucks County Court of Common Pleas on Sept. 21. They remain free on their own recognizance.

White people get treated differently, no?


Not from other white people, tho.
 
2012-08-27 10:31:31 AM  

eddiesocket: lewismarktwo: eddiesocket: lewismarktwo: Please explain in detail why it is a false equivalency.

I don't think I really need to detail the differences between solid and liquids.

Way to dodge it champ. Still waiting...

Jesus Christ, are you really this thick? Do I really have to do this? Is it possible even a pothead would be this dumb? Okay.

Alcohol and pot are different volumes. One is a liquid, one is a solid. A baggie of pot can get someone good and farked up. A baggie of beer wouldn't get someone even slightly buzzed. You also couldn't keep beer in a baggie. They are different properties. Therefore more actual alcohol is required than pot for personal use. Thus, the containers to hold alcohol are necessarily larger and varied in size. No one could ever smoke a keg of pot, even if they had a big party.
Alcohol is legal, and sold in stores. People are free to buy a little or a lot, as they feel appropriate. Therefore, it is sold in both large and small containers. Pot is illegal and not sold in any containers. There would never be a reason to put pot into dozens of small "containers" unless you planned to distribute it to dozens of people. Contrarily, one buys smaller containers of alcohol is because one only wants a little bit of alcohol, or doesn't have the room at home to store a lot. Nobody ever buys a large quantity of alcohol and then puts it in smaller homemade containers at their apartment.

Now that I'm done explaining the most rudimentary life shiat to a troll, I'm going to take a silkwood shower. And then maybe hop back on the net and explain to other poster why we stop at red lights and go at green lights.


This went from run-of-the-mill trolling to absolute retard.

Off to ignore.
 
2012-08-27 12:41:34 PM  
I don't have kids.

This is why I don't have kids.

/ fark that kid.
 
2012-08-27 12:57:09 PM  

eddiesocket: lewismarktwo: eddiesocket: lewismarktwo: Please explain in detail why it is a false equivalency.

I don't think I really need to detail the differences between solid and liquids.

Way to dodge it champ. Still waiting...

Jesus Christ, are you really this thick? Do I really have to do this? Is it possible even a pothead would be this dumb? Okay.

Alcohol and pot are different volumes. One is a liquid, one is a solid. A baggie of pot can get someone good and farked up. A baggie of beer wouldn't get someone even slightly buzzed. You also couldn't keep beer in a baggie. They are different properties. Therefore more actual alcohol is required than pot for personal use. Thus, the containers to hold alcohol are necessarily larger and varied in size. No one could ever smoke a keg of pot, even if they had a big party.
Alcohol is legal, and sold in stores. People are free to buy a little or a lot, as they feel appropriate. Therefore, it is sold in both large and small containers. Pot is illegal and not sold in any containers. There would never be a reason to put pot into dozens of small "containers" unless you planned to distribute it to dozens of people. Contrarily, one buys smaller containers of alcohol is because one only wants a little bit of alcohol, or doesn't have the room at home to store a lot. Nobody ever buys a large quantity of alcohol and then puts it in smaller homemade containers at their apartment.

Now that I'm done explaining the most rudimentary life shiat to a troll, I'm going to take a silkwood shower. And then maybe hop back on the net and explain to other poster why we stop at red lights and go at green lights.


i865.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-27 08:09:09 PM  

SquiggelyGrounders: Hey kid, you are doing it all wrong. You steal the weed, smoke it and/or sell it. If you get busted you use it as leverage.

Kids these days

 
2012-08-28 10:40:28 AM  
bet it went something like this...

"Mom, dad, think of Nixon... Vote for Rmoney this November."
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"Son, you know we're democrats, we're voting for Obama."
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"Yeah, 911? I've got two commies you'd be interested in."
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2012-08-29 07:54:37 AM  

Arthur Jumbles: PunGent: Arthur Jumbles: PunGent: Arthur Jumbles: MasterAdkins: I would love to know what was going though the kid's head.

I would love to know what was going through the parents' heads.... I can't imagine doing something so stupid. Of course, they were potheads so quickness of thought shouldn't be expected.

The average pothead is more useful to society than the average Drug Warrior.

Really. Do the math.

A good parent is more useful than a pothead.

Really, do the math.

What, aside from the Drug War foolishness, makes these bad parents?

Go on, I'm listening.

Oh.... the stupid burns! They had an open grow room in their house, where their children sleep! And because of our country's kooky laws if this was ever found out the parents would go to jail.... can you not even understand the stress this would invoke in young children or are you too high?

Sorry Billy, you can't invite your friends over for the night.... they might see the grow room. Whatever you do Billy, make sure Aunt Helen does not go downstairs.... she might see the grow room. Don't EVER tell your teachers what we do down in the basement Billy, you'll destroy our family if you tell. Sorry Billy, your grandparents can't come over for Christmas, they're a bunch of nosey narcs..... they might find the grow room. A home is supposed to be a place where a child feels safe. These selfish bastards took that away from their children.


As I said, aside from the Drug War crap, nothing.
 
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