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(Examiner)   Police now say Randy Travis wasn't intoxicated, and is just the kind of guy who gets into fights in church parking lots while stone cold sober   (examiner.com ) divider line 15
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2012-08-26 08:16:03 AM  
I think he may have banged that dudes wife....... Man Randy Travis turned into a dick in like 15 minutes.
 
2012-08-26 10:14:40 AM  
Not intoxicated means he's just a mean nasty summabiatch.
 
2012-08-26 10:27:03 AM  
Brawling in a church parking lot is slightly less trashy than working for TMZ.
 
2012-08-26 10:27:47 AM  
Or as I call it -- Tuesday.
 
2012-08-26 10:40:57 AM  
Does country music have an equivalent for "This muthaf***a is a real OG?" Seriously... Can anything be more country than Randy Travis?
 
2012-08-26 10:47:19 AM  
I wonder if he has been checked for diabetes.
 
2012-08-26 10:51:13 AM  

Tommy Moo: Does country music have an equivalent for "This muthaf***a is a real OG?" Seriously... Can anything be more country than Randy Travis?


Not really sure what those words mean, but I think you're looking for this guy
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He's the shiat
 
2012-08-26 11:00:06 AM  

NickelP: I think he may have banged that dudes wife....... Man Randy Travis turned into a dick in like 15 minutes.


If that's true, he can take those three wooden crosses and cram it with walnuts.
/I think he should cram it anyway.
 
2012-08-26 11:10:39 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Not intoxicated means he's just a mean nasty summabiatch.


Forever and ever, amen.
 
2012-08-26 11:12:16 AM  

NickelP: I think he may have banged that dudes wife....... Man Randy Travis turned into a dick in like 15 minutes.


Not really. He and his girlfriend were picking up her daughter at church. Her ex showed up and started a scene, and it appears she's kind of a piece of work too. Randy did what a lot of guys would have done and jumped in on the side of his girlfriend.

He's a mess but this doesn't quite sound as bad as it seemed at first blush.
 
2012-08-26 11:16:54 AM  

SharkTrager:

Not really. He and his girlfriend were picking up her daughter at church. Her ex showed up and started a scene, and it appears she's kind of a piece of work too. Randy did what a lot of guys would have done and jumped in on the side of his girlfriend.

He's a mess but this doesn't quite sound as bad as it seemed at first blush.


Too bad the Frisco police (one town over) are now investigating a wrecked truck in a field which is registered to Travis. Dude is out of control.
 
2012-08-26 11:30:44 AM  
His wheels are off.
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Him and Glen Campbell should do a duet. Something about mama, and trains, and dogs and pickup trucks and jail.
 
2012-08-26 11:32:21 AM  

Tommy Moo: Does country music have an equivalent for "This muthaf***a is a real OG?" Seriously... Can anything be more country than Randy Travis?


That depends on which vernacular you're using, which is unclear from your post. Is it the "Barbara Mandrell-peanuts-in-my-coke" definition of country or the "African-American-you-be-all-ig'nant-n-shiat" one. If it's the former, no, Dolly would be considered more "country". If it's the latter, no, David Allen Coe would be considered more "country.
 
2012-08-26 11:53:51 PM  

NickelP: I think he may have banged that dudes wife....... Man Randy Travis turned into a dick in like 15 minutes.


The interesting/weird thing is that Randy's ex is his former manager, and he married her in the early 90s when there were rumors about his sexuality swirling.
 
2012-08-27 09:35:06 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: NickelP: I think he may have banged that dudes wife....... Man Randy Travis turned into a dick in like 15 minutes.

The interesting/weird thing is that Randy's ex is his former manager, and he married her in the early 90s when there were rumors about his sexuality swirling.


Not to mention that she is 20 (+/-) years older than him.
 
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