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(Courier Mail)   Police arrest amorous couple after noise complaint during sex. "Our average sex goes anywhere from four, six, seven hours, basically five nights a week" w/ pic of hot couple   (couriermail.com.au) divider line 147
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2012-08-26 03:28:39 AM  
Ms Angel, 34, allegedly the loudest, was issued with an emergency Environment Protection Order.

Usually a headline that says "pic of hot couple" means a couple of, well, considerably less than attractive persons. Here, it's hard to tell.

/not that hard to sound-proof a room
//unless you like an audience
 
2012-08-26 03:31:53 AM  
Dirty bikees.
 
2012-08-26 03:45:14 AM  
Maybe not the best of lookin couples. But hey, as long as they're happy and enjoy being with each other....
Its just smart to be respectful of neihbors. They need to find a place where they don't bother others so much.
 
2012-08-26 03:45:26 AM  
faces of meth
 
2012-08-26 04:09:54 AM  
At 3.30am, police were called again, after a further complaint about their noisy sex.

This time the couple was arrested after being woken by officers and taken to Sturt police station, formally charged and given police bail to appear in Adelaide Magistrates Court next month.


I get it now. They have nightmares about having to fark each other. Screaming in their sleep.
 
2012-08-26 04:38:27 AM  

Sgygus: /not that hard to sound-proof a room


Really? Because I would love to sound proof my home. I recently saw some kind of sound-blocker material but they failed to mention how much it costs on their website. I just want an idea on how much it would cost - ballpark figure. I'm guessing a couple thousand dollars at least to soundproof my townhome. I don't like cops showing up at my door at 4 AM when I think I'm watching TV at a reasonable volume.
 
2012-08-26 05:15:48 AM  
Happy Hours, I was thinking lots and lots of egg cartons. You like eggs?
 
2012-08-26 05:44:28 AM  

Sgygus: Happy Hours, I was thinking lots and lots of egg cartons. You like eggs?


I do like eggs, but not that much. Trust me, the thought has crossed my mind, but covering my walls with egg cartons would take years and that ignores the fact that it would look like shiat.
 
2012-08-26 06:05:54 AM  

Happy Hours: Sgygus: /not that hard to sound-proof a room

Really? Because I would love to sound proof my home. I recently saw some kind of sound-blocker material but they failed to mention how much it costs on their website. I just want an idea on how much it would cost - ballpark figure. I'm guessing a couple thousand dollars at least to soundproof my townhome. I don't like cops showing up at my door at 4 AM when I think I'm watching TV at a reasonable volume.


Wireless headphones would be a cheaper option, but I can certainly empathize with your desire to soundproof. Heavy curtains or even carpeting on the walls are things I have seen people do. But, your best bet would be to contact a professional and arrange a quote. There's a lot that goes into soundproofing and making it look like it's not there.
 
2012-08-26 08:12:29 AM  
Egg cartons don't work. Wall thickness does- insulation and 1" sheetrock.
 
2012-08-26 08:15:40 AM  
She looks like she does anal, which would explain some of the noise . . .
 
Slu
2012-08-26 08:17:06 AM  
Sigh. "Hot" headline again....
 
2012-08-26 08:17:18 AM  
They look smelly.

/meth
 
2012-08-26 08:18:09 AM  
That's about what I was expecting.
 
2012-08-26 08:21:11 AM  
Bum Fights was a nasty video series. This couple will be the first stars in a new series, Bum F*cks
 
2012-08-26 08:22:04 AM  
Want to know how unattractive that couple is? I initially misread the headline as "amorphous couple" and hurriedly clicked the link out of morbid curiosity -- fully expecting to see a couple of land dwelling blubber whales. So when I saw the photo of the couple in question, I gasped in horror and started to dry heave.
 
2012-08-26 08:22:20 AM  
I was about to compare her to Robert Carlyle, but after doing a GIS of him, I realized that would be an insult to Robert Carlyle.

He looks like Rocky Dennis.
 
2012-08-26 08:25:09 AM  
So the neighbors know what a rusty trombone sounds like?
 
2012-08-26 08:29:53 AM  

Sgygus: Happy Hours, I was thinking lots and lots of egg cartons. You like eggs?


I don't think real egg cartons would work. That sound deadening material resembles egg crates except it's soft and spongy, like a twinkie. Like a twinkie.
 
2012-08-26 08:30:36 AM  
Based on the names, I assume one of them is female, but I can't tell which from the picture.
 
2012-08-26 08:34:41 AM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Sgygus: Happy Hours, I was thinking lots and lots of egg cartons. You like eggs?

I don't think real egg cartons would work. That sound deadening material resembles egg crates except it's soft and spongy, like a twinkie. Like a twinkie.


There you go, then. Just staple thousands of Twinkies to your ceiling. Cheap and easy.
 
2012-08-26 08:36:15 AM  
Ball gag will solve the problem.
 
2012-08-26 08:38:32 AM  
what has been clicked can not be unclicked.. uuugh dang you subby!
 
2012-08-26 08:39:50 AM  
www.dvdtalk.com
 
2012-08-26 08:40:44 AM  
I wonder what they are up to the two remaining nights of the week.
 
2012-08-26 08:41:34 AM  
Glad they didn't have nude photos of the umm couple

i265.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-26 08:43:24 AM  
Every time...I fall for this shiat every damn time.
 
2012-08-26 08:43:35 AM  
In my limited experience with people like this, they know full well that they're putting on a show. People like this also tend to take great umbrage when others take offense at their behavior.

FTFA:
"We exceeded the noise pollution to the point we were arrested and taken out of our own house and told we couldn't have sex," a stunned Ms Angel said.

I highly doubt that they were prohibited from having sex.

FTFA:
Mr MacKenzie said: "It is completely over the top. I have been fined for having sex in my own house."

No, you haven't. You've been fined for being an exhibitionistic asshole.
 
2012-08-26 08:43:43 AM  
The neighbors should just by them a ball gag. Problem solved.
 
2012-08-26 08:44:06 AM  
This reminds of a couple in our family who claim they can't have sex with the kids in the house. While I don't know the specific details as to why that is the case, all I can think is, "Seriously? Grow the fark up." Kinda how I feel about these dumbshiats.
 
2012-08-26 08:44:31 AM  
They look like they're related.
 
2012-08-26 08:45:29 AM  
www.bullz-eye.com

/Approves
 
2012-08-26 08:48:16 AM  
Lied with someone, who acquired and over the top screamer of a GF. Was quite terrible. Any time of the day, screaming at the top of her lungs. After a month I moved out. All I could ever think was. Baby, if you gotta yell like that, your fakin.
 
2012-08-26 08:51:31 AM  
The people in the neighborhood should just throw them a big wedding party complete with booze, cake, and meth. Get the local Vicar to marry them. No more sex, no more noise = problem solved.
 
2012-08-26 08:52:55 AM  
Tie me kangaroo down, mate.
 
2012-08-26 08:54:50 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

/And if I seem over amorous lady, what can I do? 

/Obscure?
 
2012-08-26 08:56:10 AM  
I hate them over the top noisy women, I don;t come back for seconds.
 
2012-08-26 08:57:46 AM  

OhioUGrad: Glad they didn't have nude photos of the umm couple


Omg gross lol
 
2012-08-26 08:58:23 AM  
This could've been much worse. I was seriously expecting a pic of a "cute" elderly couple.
 
2012-08-26 08:58:34 AM  

JWideman: Based on the names, I assume one of them is female, but I can't tell which from the picture.


Yeah I made a similar observation, too. I couldn't tell who the chick and dude was.
 
2012-08-26 08:59:39 AM  
Carnie sex.
 
2012-08-26 08:59:57 AM  

wambu: She looks like she does anal, which would explain some of the noise . . .


Too bad all women aren't labeled that way so I wouldn't waste my time.
 
2012-08-26 09:02:10 AM  
Aren't rhinos an endangered species? I'd think anything they could do to perpetuate the species would be allowable.
 
2012-08-26 09:04:33 AM  
They get off on knowing everyone can hear them farking. Exhibitionists.
 
2012-08-26 09:05:55 AM  
Nobody's questioned the length of time involved- between four and seven hours? I call BS.
 
2012-08-26 09:06:55 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: Exhibitionists.


And that's not neccisarily a bad thing, but when you look like you're an overweight biker chick....do not want
 
2012-08-26 09:08:42 AM  

20/20: Nobody's questioned the length of time involved- between four and seven hours? I call BS.


I just chalked it up to exaggeration. If hes lasting 4-7 hours, then her box must be so flabby that it takes that long to hit something good...or hes got a tiny dick, or both.
 
2012-08-26 09:08:47 AM  

Biser: Ball gag will solve the problem.


The typical ballgag allows quite a bit of noise unless you cover the mouth too. A ball gag on a panel harness works well, or you can craft your own with something as simple as a scarf, an Ace bandage, or gaffers tape.
 
2012-08-26 09:09:39 AM  

Happy Hours: Sgygus: /not that hard to sound-proof a room

Really? Because I would love to sound proof my home. I recently saw some kind of sound-blocker material but they failed to mention how much it costs on their website. I just want an idea on how much it would cost - ballpark figure. I'm guessing a couple thousand dollars at least to soundproof my townhome. I don't like cops showing up at my door at 4 AM when I think I'm watching TV at a reasonable volume.


If you live in an apartment with interior central hallway- your entry door is probably not well insulated. Step outside it with you tv on at it's "reasonable" level. If you can hear it clearly, then either your TV is too loud or the door is poorly insulated. If the management won't install an insulated door, you can do a couple of things.

Hang a heavy drape in font of the interior door, foam crate the wall between you and the hallway and btween the complaining neighbors. Add plush carpeting to the floor to minimalize echoing, add a cloth covered chair or couch to deflect echoing.

As most people are asleep at 4am, a little due consideration on your part is needed. Have you considered moving to another location that is more adequate to your desires? Thicker walls, neighbors who are up at that hour, apartment that does not share common space?

The only other alternatives are:

- fark the neighbors AND the police because that one usually works out in your favor
- buy a good set of head phones
- recognize that "reasonable levels" aren't so reasonable at 4AM when other reasonable people are trying to get some sleep so you might want to back down the volume knob at that time of the day.
 
2012-08-26 09:11:11 AM  
I'm not stupid enough to click a 'hot' link without checking the comments first. Thanks for taking one for the team once again, suckers
 
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