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(AZ Family)   No matter how much the topic fascinates you, your female co-workers probably don't want to hear you go in detail about your condom coming off during intercourse, but you didn't think you got any sperm in your lover's womb   (azfamily.com) divider line 116
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2012-08-26 05:20:26 PM

NickelP: How do you do this anyways? Is this something that happens when you put a magnum xxl on your small wiener? I've broke condoms but never had one just 'fall off'.


Happened to a friend of mine 30 years ago, resulting in a pregnancy and an abortion.

The condom rolled itself back up during sex, and came off the same way it went on.

I'd never heard of it before, either.
 
2012-08-26 05:41:40 PM

KiplingKat872: Why should I have to listen to a topic of someones personal life I have no interest in that has no place in that environment. I mean seriously, %99.99999999999999999999 percent of the population could not give a rats fart what you do in your bedroom so why force it on them? You want to talk about getting over yourself....


I don't know why either, but I had to listen to boring coworkers talking about kids, spouses, lovers, divorces, aging parents, sports, politics, reality TV shows, plumbing problems, unreasonable water bills, cellphone bills, tax bills, arts and crafts, craft beers, craft cigars, boating, vacation plans, fire drills, 9/11, how added fiber is helping your digestion, how wearing a crystal helped your arthritis, and on and on and on and I didn't like any of that any more than you liked the bedroom stuff or sexual gossip, which I actually found a little bit amusing.

Why do you draw your own line at the bedroom door? Could it be because you're younger than me, so no coworker tried discussing the consistency of their bowel movements with you yet? Or the joy of changing their father's diaper for the first time? How about discussing how to properly tape a colostomy bag to one's side so laughing doesn't make you leak? Have you had that one inflicted on you yet?

And those are just what came to mind on the single topic of "feces". Wait'll everybody wants to compare hospice details after you lose a parent!

You know the "It gets better" program? Well, if you have coworkers who like to talk, as you get older it gets worse.
 
2012-08-26 05:47:52 PM

Linkster: doglover: NickelP: How do you do this anyways? Is this something that happens when you put a magnum xxl on your small wiener? I've broke condoms but never had one just 'fall off'.

I had a girl who would squeeze hard enough to pull them off when she really got into it. It was a shock when it happened the first time.

This!


Um, try a smaller size condom.
 
2012-08-26 06:42:09 PM
I'm so farking glad I work in a kitchen.
 
2012-08-26 09:10:05 PM

insertsnarkyusername: I'm so farking glad I work in a kitchen.


Makin' a sandwich?
 
2012-08-26 10:02:38 PM

huntercr: insertsnarkyusername: I'm so farking glad I work in a kitchen.

Makin' a sandwich?


Funny, if I want to tell a dirty joke or a co worker to go fark themselves I can do so without repercussions. Being a chef doesn't pay the best but we are expected to be crude, tough and able to take shiat. Anyone that can't is basically stonewalled and run out within a week.
 
2012-08-27 01:27:51 AM
I don't want to hear the details of their menstrual cycle, but that never stopped them.
 
2012-08-27 10:42:19 AM

MadAzza: I fell asleep right after I posted, then woke up this morning to some very nice responses to my rant.

Thank you!

Off I go to to pick up some OT ...


I wouldn't get too happy there with the attention you got sis. Your "rant" was the spineless creed of the pleaserwhore: " Furthermore, a guy has every right to act like a guy. The world does not have to cater to me because I have a vagina" translation: "I want men to like me SO BAD, so I'm gonna tell them their ugly behavior is totally cool with me and women are stoopid, (except me of course, cos I'm one of those cool chicks who think men even with their ugly behavior are awesome!) " I know no one else is reading this thread, which is fine. But I know you'll read this and know that what I say is totally true. So, was a little Fark attention worth it? If so, you sure are a cheap date.
 
2012-08-27 11:36:58 AM

precious_crotchflake: MadAzza: I fell asleep right after I posted, then woke up this morning to some very nice responses to my rant.

Thank you!

Off I go to to pick up some OT ...

I wouldn't get too happy there with the attention you got sis. Your "rant" was the spineless creed of the pleaserwhore: " Furthermore, a guy has every right to act like a guy. The world does not have to cater to me because I have a vagina" translation: "I want men to like me SO BAD, so I'm gonna tell them their ugly behavior is totally cool with me and women are stoopid, (except me of course, cos I'm one of those cool chicks who think men even with their ugly behavior are awesome!) " I know no one else is reading this thread, which is fine. But I know you'll read this and know that what I say is totally true. So, was a little Fark attention worth it? If so, you sure are a cheap date.


I have to admit, my eyebrows raised when she said it was o.k. for co-workers to tell her she has nice tits. I did not know women needed approval on their breast size from their co-workers.

The fact that she is ducking is there are appropriate and inappropriate behaviors for *everyone* in the work place, and it is inappropriate for *anyone* to discuss the graphic physical details of their sex life with co-workers in the office. It's not being "Victorian" and "sexist," it's called "being professional." In fact, in many workplaces open discussion of any medical issue is frowned on. My boss does not want to know what I have doctors' appointments for because it is an HR issue. He need only know when I will not be in the office because of them.

Granted, the kitchen world is another world entirely. A butcher's knife and a spray can of oven cleaner stopped the physical harassment, the verbal I just bantered.
 
2012-08-27 12:20:25 PM

KiplingKat872: precious_crotchflake: MadAzza: I fell asleep right after I posted, then woke up this morning to some very nice responses to my rant.

Thank you!

Off I go to to pick up some OT ...

I wouldn't get too happy there with the attention you got sis. Your "rant" was the spineless creed of the pleaserwhore: " Furthermore, a guy has every right to act like a guy. The world does not have to cater to me because I have a vagina" translation: "I want men to like me SO BAD, so I'm gonna tell them their ugly behavior is totally cool with me and women are stoopid, (except me of course, cos I'm one of those cool chicks who think men even with their ugly behavior are awesome!) " I know no one else is reading this thread, which is fine. But I know you'll read this and know that what I say is totally true. So, was a little Fark attention worth it? If so, you sure are a cheap date.

I have to admit, my eyebrows raised when she said it was o.k. for co-workers to tell her she has nice tits. I did not know women needed approval on their breast size from their co-workers.

The fact that she is ducking is there are appropriate and inappropriate behaviors for *everyone* in the work place, and it is inappropriate for *anyone* to discuss the graphic physical details of their sex life with co-workers in the office. It's not being "Victorian" and "sexist," it's called "being professional." In fact, in many workplaces open discussion of any medical issue is frowned on. My boss does not want to know what I have doctors' appointments for because it is an HR issue. He need only know when I will not be in the office because of them.

Granted, the kitchen world is another world entirely. A butcher's knife and a spray can of oven cleaner stopped the physical harassment, the verbal I just bantered.


Oh, you need to stick around on Fark a bit longer, and you'll see her like come out of the woodwork now and then. They flock to the threads about sexual harassment, etc,where there are sure to be enough misogynists to give her the attention she craves.
 
2012-08-27 12:40:20 PM

batcookie: doglover: If you can yammer on incessantly about your born kids, I can tell you about my unborn ones.

It's called equality, and you wanted it.

Actually, the equality that would be best would be both parties to shut up about each. I get so annoyed when ANYONE talks about their kids. More so than talking about who they're farking this week, actually.

MadAzza: Oh, for fark's sake.

FTA: (The city manager) claimed Marchione talked about his sex life including a "detailed discussion about his condom coming off during sex and his fear that he impregnated the woman; although he went on to state that he didn't think he got any (sperm) in her."
"Just because he didn't grope anyone and didn't physically do anything doesn't mean it wasn't harassment," said (council member) Gusse.

And you sat there and listened to it. Why did YOU not walk away, or simply tell him to stop?

The idea behind "talking about sex = sexual harassment" is inherently sexist. It's based on the myth that women are lesser, delicate creatures who need to be protected from discussions about sex (but only when those discussions are instigated by or include men).

It further assumes that women are too weak to say, "Shut up, jerkbag," to men whose conversation offends their delicate sensibilities, and that these helpless women need the protection of a paternal figure - the state (i.e., government representative, office or agency), via their employer's human resources department.

It's Victorian, it insults all women, and it pisses me off. I don't need the government's or my employer's protection from a guy acting like a guy. Furthermore, a guy has every right to act like a guy. The world does not have to cater to me because I have a vagina. My vagina doesn't render me mute, or helpless. I am not thrown into a quivering state of feminine horror when a man talks about sex in front of me. Or if he tells me I have nice tits.

Knock it off, sisters - or stay out of the workplace. Men are sick of catering to you, ...


and YOU, batcookie, have been favorited by me. With the tag: "pleaserwhore," and a nice shade of vomit pink.
 
2012-08-27 01:17:42 PM

KiplingKat872: I have to admit, my eyebrows raised when she said it was o.k. for co-workers to tell her she has nice tits. I did not know women needed approval on their breast size from their co-workers.


How did you get from the first to the second? "Something is OK" does not equal "Something is required."

No wonder you guys are so uptight. You misinterpret the most simple concepts. If I had to live with such a staggering lack of reading comprehension, I'd be cranky, too.
 
2012-08-27 02:18:51 PM

MadAzza: KiplingKat872: I have to admit, my eyebrows raised when she said it was o.k. for co-workers to tell her she has nice tits. I did not know women needed approval on their breast size from their co-workers.

How did you get from the first to the second? "Something is OK" does not equal "Something is required."

No wonder you guys are so uptight. You misinterpret the most simple concepts. If I had to live with such a staggering lack of reading comprehension, I'd be cranky, too.


It was a very odd thing to include, almost as if you were calling attention to the fact that men have said you have nice tits.

Again, there is a time and place for everything and most offices are not the place for locker room talk or juvenile frat-party flirting. It's called "being professional," not "uptight." Just because someone doesn't want to hear the graphic details of what you did with you BF or GF in bed this weekend, that does not mean they are not a wildcat in the sack themselves. They just are not so insecure they feel the need to announce it to a bunch of people who could care less.

It's always the quiet ones.
 
2012-08-27 03:30:25 PM

MadAzza: KiplingKat872: I have to admit, my eyebrows raised when she said it was o.k. for co-workers to tell her she has nice tits. I did not know women needed approval on their breast size from their co-workers.

How did you get from the first to the second? "Something is OK" does not equal "Something is required."

No wonder you guys are so uptight. You misinterpret the most simple concepts. If I had to live with such a staggering lack of reading comprehension, I'd be cranky, too.


Gotta love the "you gais totally misinterpreted wut I sayd!" on something that was interpreted pretty much verbatim. Don't be a coward, MadAzza, you were pretty sure of yourself when the thread began. Oh wait, no you weren't. You were just yawping a load of b.s. to impress the dudes, knowing that this being Fark, you'd get accolades instead of called out for being a coward.
 
2012-08-28 03:23:17 AM

precious_crotchflake: MadAzza: KiplingKat872: I have to admit, my eyebrows raised when she said it was o.k. for co-workers to tell her she has nice tits. I did not know women needed approval on their breast size from their co-workers.

How did you get from the first to the second? "Something is OK" does not equal "Something is required."

No wonder you guys are so uptight. You misinterpret the most simple concepts. If I had to live with such a staggering lack of reading comprehension, I'd be cranky, too.

Gotta love the "you gais totally misinterpreted wut I sayd!" on something that was interpreted pretty much verbatim. Don't be a coward, MadAzza, you were pretty sure of yourself when the thread began. Oh wait, no you weren't. You were just yawping a load of b.s. to impress the dudes, knowing that this being Fark, you'd get accolades instead of called out for being a coward.


It's so typical for women to gang up and tsk-tsk about another. Gossip has been used for centuries to uphold traditional gender roles and keep women in line. Good job!

I know this is pointless, but here it is again: Saying that something is OK is not the same as saying it's required. Your misinterpretation is not "verbatim" in the least. Nice try, though.

You will continue to insist that I said something I didn't, because otherwise you have no argument.

It's not about my tits. I was using hyperbole to make the point that if a guy compliments a woman, it's not an offense. I suppose now you're going to screech about that. God forbid a woman exaggerates humorously to make a point, right? That's only for the menfolk!

I've known a lot of women like you, so desperate for male approval that they assume every other woman feels the same way. What's interesting is your insistence that I feel the same way you do -- that women aren't equal, and that we crave male approval. I understand that you feel this way, but I do not. Stop projecting. It's ludicrous.

And stop calling me a "coward" because I'm not letting you get away with putting words in my mouth. That doesn't even make sense.

Most of what you've accused me of is so ridiculous that I can't even formulate a response to it. I'm sure you'll come back and flap and cry the usual nonsense that self-hating feminists spout. Everyone else has gotten bored and wandered off, but hey, it's your forum, too, so have at it. You two can pat each other on the back and exclaim triumphantly about your cleverness.
 
2012-08-28 08:48:54 AM

MadAzza: I've known a lot of women like you, so desperate for male approval that they assume every other woman feels the same way


Honey, you can't just throw back what other people have accurately said about you in an attempt to throw them off your trail. You yawped a ton of b.s. here, you got called on it, and your insecurity about it is VERY obvious.
Oh btw, I'm not a feminist. But I understand that you REALLY need me to be, in order for you to have a valuable opportunity to call me a "self-hating feminist." Anything you can lob at people to get them off your ass, huh? It doesn't work, but it's something at least, amirite?
 
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