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(AZ Family)   No matter how much the topic fascinates you, your female co-workers probably don't want to hear you go in detail about your condom coming off during intercourse, but you didn't think you got any sperm in your lover's womb   (azfamily.com) divider line 115
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2012-08-26 05:09:43 AM  
If you can yammer on incessantly about your born kids, I can tell you about my unborn ones.

It's called equality, and you wanted it.
 
2012-08-26 05:30:17 AM  
Maricopa County, you say?

I don't really think that's a place known for class and pomp.
 
2012-08-26 05:51:41 AM  
They still like to smell my fingers though, right?
 
2012-08-26 05:56:48 AM  
Oh, for fark's sake.

FTA: (The city manager) claimed Marchione talked about his sex life including a "detailed discussion about his condom coming off during sex and his fear that he impregnated the woman; although he went on to state that he didn't think he got any (sperm) in her."
"Just because he didn't grope anyone and didn't physically do anything doesn't mean it wasn't harassment," said (council member) Gusse.


And you sat there and listened to it. Why did YOU not walk away, or simply tell him to stop?

The idea behind "talking about sex = sexual harassment" is inherently sexist. It's based on the myth that women are lesser, delicate creatures who need to be protected from discussions about sex (but only when those discussions are instigated by or include men).

It further assumes that women are too weak to say, "Shut up, jerkbag," to men whose conversation offends their delicate sensibilities, and that these helpless women need the protection of a paternal figure - the state (i.e., government representative, office or agency), via their employer's human resources department.

It's Victorian, it insults all women, and it pisses me off. I don't need the government's or my employer's protection from a guy acting like a guy. Furthermore, a guy has every right to act like a guy. The world does not have to cater to me because I have a vagina. My vagina doesn't render me mute, or helpless. I am not thrown into a quivering state of feminine horror when a man talks about sex in front of me. Or if he tells me I have nice tits.

Knock it off, sisters - or stay out of the workplace. Men are sick of catering to you, and I'm sick of them assuming I think like you.
 
2012-08-26 06:16:44 AM  

MadAzza: Oh, for fark's sake.

FTA: (The city manager) claimed Marchione talked about his sex life including a "detailed discussion about his condom coming off during sex and his fear that he impregnated the woman; although he went on to state that he didn't think he got any (sperm) in her."
"Just because he didn't grope anyone and didn't physically do anything doesn't mean it wasn't harassment," said (council member) Gusse.

And you sat there and listened to it. Why did YOU not walk away, or simply tell him to stop?

The idea behind "talking about sex = sexual harassment" is inherently sexist. It's based on the myth that women are lesser, delicate creatures who need to be protected from discussions about sex (but only when those discussions are instigated by or include men).

It further assumes that women are too weak to say, "Shut up, jerkbag," to men whose conversation offends their delicate sensibilities, and that these helpless women need the protection of a paternal figure - the state (i.e., government representative, office or agency), via their employer's human resources department.

It's Victorian, it insults all women, and it pisses me off. I don't need the government's or my employer's protection from a guy acting like a guy. Furthermore, a guy has every right to act like a guy. The world does not have to cater to me because I have a vagina. My vagina doesn't render me mute, or helpless. I am not thrown into a quivering state of feminine horror when a man talks about sex in front of me. Or if he tells me I have nice tits.

Knock it off, sisters - or stay out of the workplace. Men are sick of catering to you, and I'm sick of them assuming I think like you.


That...that pretty much sums it all up. Winnar is you.
 
2012-08-26 06:47:53 AM  

doglover: If you can yammer on incessantly about your born kids, I can tell you about my unborn ones.

It's called equality, and you wanted it.


Actually, the equality that would be best would be both parties to shut up about each. I get so annoyed when ANYONE talks about their kids. More so than talking about who they're farking this week, actually.

MadAzza: Oh, for fark's sake.

FTA: (The city manager) claimed Marchione talked about his sex life including a "detailed discussion about his condom coming off during sex and his fear that he impregnated the woman; although he went on to state that he didn't think he got any (sperm) in her."
"Just because he didn't grope anyone and didn't physically do anything doesn't mean it wasn't harassment," said (council member) Gusse.

And you sat there and listened to it. Why did YOU not walk away, or simply tell him to stop?

The idea behind "talking about sex = sexual harassment" is inherently sexist. It's based on the myth that women are lesser, delicate creatures who need to be protected from discussions about sex (but only when those discussions are instigated by or include men).

It further assumes that women are too weak to say, "Shut up, jerkbag," to men whose conversation offends their delicate sensibilities, and that these helpless women need the protection of a paternal figure - the state (i.e., government representative, office or agency), via their employer's human resources department.

It's Victorian, it insults all women, and it pisses me off. I don't need the government's or my employer's protection from a guy acting like a guy. Furthermore, a guy has every right to act like a guy. The world does not have to cater to me because I have a vagina. My vagina doesn't render me mute, or helpless. I am not thrown into a quivering state of feminine horror when a man talks about sex in front of me. Or if he tells me I have nice tits.

Knock it off, sisters - or stay out of the workplace. Men are sick of catering to you, and I'm sick of them assuming I think like you.


So well said. You are now favorited, and I second this. These people make me ashamed to share the double X chromosomal make up with them.
 
2012-08-26 06:51:45 AM  

batcookie: doglover: If you can yammer on incessantly about your born kids, I can tell you about my unborn ones.

It's called equality, and you wanted it.

Actually, the equality that would be best would be both parties to shut up about each. I get so annoyed when ANYONE talks about their kids. More so than talking about who they're farking this week, actually.

MadAzza: Oh, for fark's sake.

FTA: (The city manager) claimed Marchione talked about his sex life including a "detailed discussion about his condom coming off during sex and his fear that he impregnated the woman; although he went on to state that he didn't think he got any (sperm) in her."
"Just because he didn't grope anyone and didn't physically do anything doesn't mean it wasn't harassment," said (council member) Gusse.

And you sat there and listened to it. Why did YOU not walk away, or simply tell him to stop?

The idea behind "talking about sex = sexual harassment" is inherently sexist. It's based on the myth that women are lesser, delicate creatures who need to be protected from discussions about sex (but only when those discussions are instigated by or include men).

It further assumes that women are too weak to say, "Shut up, jerkbag," to men whose conversation offends their delicate sensibilities, and that these helpless women need the protection of a paternal figure - the state (i.e., government representative, office or agency), via their employer's human resources department.

It's Victorian, it insults all women, and it pisses me off. I don't need the government's or my employer's protection from a guy acting like a guy. Furthermore, a guy has every right to act like a guy. The world does not have to cater to me because I have a vagina. My vagina doesn't render me mute, or helpless. I am not thrown into a quivering state of feminine horror when a man talks about sex in front of me. Or if he tells me I have nice tits.

Knock it off, sisters - or stay out of the workplace. Men are sick of catering to you, ...


Tell him to STFU and GBTW and move on. I'm thinking that he's done something else and this is just an excuse. Who could trust a woman with hair like that anyhow?
 
2012-08-26 06:54:16 AM  
Wouldn't the issue of being their boss change the dynamic more than slightly from the "terating sexual conversation from an equal co-worker" situation being white-knighted here?
 
2012-08-26 06:54:58 AM  
"Tolerating sexual conversation..." Sorry.
 
2012-08-26 06:57:20 AM  

MadAzza: Oh, for fark's sake.

FTA: (The city manager) claimed Marchione talked about his sex life including a "detailed discussion about his condom coming off during sex and his fear that he impregnated the woman; although he went on to state that he didn't think he got any (sperm) in her."
"Just because he didn't grope anyone and didn't physically do anything doesn't mean it wasn't harassment," said (council member) Gusse.

And you sat there and listened to it. Why did YOU not walk away, or simply tell him to stop?

She was too mesmerised by the abuse to respond?
Frozen like a deer in the headlights? or
Looking for dirt to run to crying to HR with and stories for FB.

 
2012-08-26 07:03:04 AM  

MadAzza: Oh, for fark's sake.

FTA: (The city manager) claimed Marchione talked about his sex life including a "detailed discussion about his condom coming off during sex and his fear that he impregnated the woman; although he went on to state that he didn't think he got any (sperm) in her."
"Just because he didn't grope anyone and didn't physically do anything doesn't mean it wasn't harassment," said (council member) Gusse.

And you sat there and listened to it. Why did YOU not walk away, or simply tell him to stop?

The idea behind "talking about sex = sexual harassment" is inherently sexist. It's based on the myth that women are lesser, delicate creatures who need to be protected from discussions about sex (but only when those discussions are instigated by or include men).

It further assumes that women are too weak to say, "Shut up, jerkbag," to men whose conversation offends their delicate sensibilities, and that these helpless women need the protection of a paternal figure - the state (i.e., government representative, office or agency), via their employer's human resources department.

It's Victorian, it insults all women, and it pisses me off. I don't need the government's or my employer's protection from a guy acting like a guy. Furthermore, a guy has every right to act like a guy. The world does not have to cater to me because I have a vagina. My vagina doesn't render me mute, or helpless. I am not thrown into a quivering state of feminine horror when a man talks about sex in front of me. Or if he tells me I have nice tits.

Knock it off, sisters - or stay out of the workplace. Men are sick of catering to you, and I'm sick of them assuming I think like you.


How YOU doin'?
 
2012-08-26 07:04:24 AM  

KiplingKat872: Wouldn't the issue of being their boss change the dynamic more than slightly from the "terating sexual conversation from an equal co-worker" situation being white-knighted here?


NO, My boss comes in explaining how she feels bloated and is bleeding everywhere, I tell her "I'm sorry, I have work to do."
It's not that I'm not sympathetic , and no, I don't want to know what it would feel like to have my member drizzle chocolate pudding for 25% of my life, I just think that you let any employer feel enabled, then they will be.
 
2012-08-26 07:05:01 AM  
batcookie

You know you wanna hear about my knuckle children. I name them, you know. Here's a picture. That's Allen, Alicia, Andre, Ashley, Alfred, Allana, (several million names later) and Zoffery.
 
2012-08-26 07:07:44 AM  
Broads should be less sensitive.
 
2012-08-26 07:09:17 AM  

fusillade762: Broads should be less sensitive.


You shouldn't call chicks broads. The dames hate that.
 
2012-08-26 07:10:14 AM  

doglover: If you can yammer on incessantly about your born kids, I can tell you about my unborn ones.

It's called equality, and you wanted it.


Not to mention all the retarded shiat that women talk about at work that men don't want to hear about. Especially older and/or obese women.
 
2012-08-26 07:11:11 AM  
This sounds like petty political stuff. I've heard far worse from men and women I've worked with than the condom thing. While maybe inappropriate, I'm not sure how telling a story like that is harassing anyone. Aside from involving sex, it is no different than if he told any story that they found offensive, and it doesn't sound like he was trying to intimidate them with it. and what MadAzza said.
 
2012-08-26 07:12:59 AM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: fusillade762: Broads should be less sensitive.

You shouldn't call chicks broads. The dames hate that.


You gotta treat frails right.
 
2012-08-26 07:16:55 AM  
In the spirit of full equality, I expect all men to welcome conversation about my menstrual cycle, including days and flow consistancy.

There is such a thing as a time and place for everything, as well as TMI. Discussing the physical details of your sex life with people who have expressed no interest, from your co-workers to people on the train, is just creepy.
The internet has made a lot of people assume that everyone is intetested in the deepest most down and dirty details of their personal lives, but that just does not translate into the real world. If my best friend wants to discuss what is happening in the bedroom, cool. But I am really not interested in what my co-workers sex lives are like, male or female.

As for how she handled this, he was the council member and she worked in his office, meaning he wasn't a co-worker. He was her boss. That puts a different spin on this situation.

And maybe she did ask him to STFU and he didn't. Someone with that level of trouble with common discretion usually does not respond to polite requests.
 
2012-08-26 07:23:19 AM  

OhioUGrad:

Not to mention all the retarded shiat that women talk about at work that men don't want to hear about. Especially older and/or obese women.


And the birthday parties. We're all grown adults, do we really have to have an office party with cake and cookies every time someone has a birthday? If you work in an office with a lot of women, you do.

I'd rather hear about my coworker's fishing expedition with the lost condom. Not because it's terribly interesting, but because as a grown adult who has had sex, I find it about as neutral a topic as the weather.
 
2012-08-26 07:26:21 AM  
How do you do this anyways? Is this something that happens when you put a magnum xxl on your small wiener? I've broke condoms but never had one just 'fall off'.
 
2012-08-26 07:28:11 AM  

superdude72: OhioUGrad:

Not to mention all the retarded shiat that women talk about at work that men don't want to hear about. Especially older and/or obese women.

And the birthday parties. We're all grown adults, do we really have to have an office party with cake and cookies every time someone has a birthday? If you work in an office with a lot of women, you do.

I'd rather hear about my coworker's fishing expedition with the lost condom. Not because it's terribly interesting, but because as a grown adult who has had sex, I find it about as neutral a topic as the weather.


I was going to say, if the most interesting topic of discussion a person can come up with is their sex life, they're a pretty boring person. Most of us get over with the idea that we invented sex, ergo the world needs to hear about it, in the latter years of college.
 
2012-08-26 07:28:52 AM  

NickelP: How do you do this anyways? Is this something that happens when you put a magnum xxl on your small wiener? I've broke condoms but never had one just 'fall off'.


Get in too much of a hurry and don't put it on all the way.

/or so I've heard
 
2012-08-26 07:30:48 AM  
One of the the most common signs of biased journalsism in recent years is this "calling for" trope.

Don't like somebody? Chances are some other prissy, entitled, twat doesn't like the cut of his jib either; and if she complains about him, you have your chance to author an article that will make it look like all the world has is against him...

Did that dude just piss on your miniature schnauzer after it crossed his property line for the umteenth time? Did the granny across the road exclaim, "I've never seen such vulgarity in all mah born days! Someone should call the police!" You can headline it as:

COMMUNITY CALLS FOR APPREHENSION OF SUBURBAN DEVIANT FOLLOWING EXHIBITIONIST/BESTIALITY INCIDENT

I can't speak for the rest of you farkers, but I can't remember the last time I cared what anybody was "calling for". It's got to the stage that whenever I read about "calls" being made for some stern action in the face of "inappropriate" behavior, I automatically interpret it as meaning that some tender-hearted waster has been offended, and he hopes others will be offended too because he lacks the balls to do anything about it himself.

/pet peeve
 
433 [TotalFark]
2012-08-26 07:36:39 AM  
Tact, manners, decorum, professionalism. One might think that human resources would press applicants to display any of the aforementioned qualities, but in every office with a chair I've occupied, it's seemed that the process of bringing on new hires involves panning for gold dust with a rusted sieve.
 
2012-08-26 07:39:03 AM  
Most people will let others know what they're boundaries are in polite conversation by saying they are getting too much information from another while engaged in that conversation. The lady in TFA is playing a victim card, and it may be a political motivation that is doing it.

Also, his condom "fell off"... hahaha.... Poor lil feller.
 
2012-08-26 07:40:21 AM  

KiplingKat872: I was going to say, if the most interesting topic of discussion a person can come up with is their sex life, they're a pretty boring person. Most of us get over with the idea that we invented sex, ergo the world needs to hear about it, in the latter years of college.


Most of us also get over the idea that our personal delicate sensibilities mean anything at that time, too.
 
2012-08-26 07:43:40 AM  
Long ago and far away when I was a cubical warrior, I recall an extended discussion of the sensorial after-effects of having eaten asparagus which devolved into a rant about how some mystery woman always managed to pee all over the seat followed by a discussion of hovering technique used in public facilities. I recall it being an improvement over the person who was alternatively arguing with her husband and boyfriend on the phone all day.
 
2012-08-26 07:44:07 AM  

MadAzza: The world does not have to cater to me because I have a vagina.


But I assume it's OK when it does?
 
2012-08-26 07:44:31 AM  

NickelP: How do you do this anyways? Is this something that happens when you put a magnum xxl on your small wiener? I've broke condoms but never had one just 'fall off'.


I had a girl who would squeeze hard enough to pull them off when she really got into it. It was a shock when it happened the first time.
 
2012-08-26 07:48:02 AM  

doglover: NickelP: How do you do this anyways? Is this something that happens when you put a magnum xxl on your small wiener? I've broke condoms but never had one just 'fall off'.

I had a girl who would squeeze hard enough to pull them off when she really got into it. It was a shock when it happened the first time.


Wouldn't a squeeze THAT hard cause some soft tissue damage or something? Or are do they fit you that poorly that they slide off easily?
 
2012-08-26 07:48:46 AM  

NickelP: How do you do this anyways? Is this something that happens when you put a magnum xxl on your small wiener? I've broke condoms but never had one just 'fall off'.


Rather easy if you think about it... After climax, it's not uncommon to quickly lose your erection. As that happens, sometimes the penis shrivels up like a scared turtle and when you pull out *slip* it's off and still in the ol' baby-maker..
 
2012-08-26 07:50:36 AM  

doglover: KiplingKat872: I was going to say, if the most interesting topic of discussion a person can come up with is their sex life, they're a pretty boring person. Most of us get over with the idea that we invented sex, ergo the world needs to hear about it, in the latter years of college.

Most of us also get over the idea that our personal delicate sensibilities mean anything at that time, too.


Why should I have to listen to a topic of someones personal life I have no interest in that has no place in that environment. I mean seriously, %99.99999999999999999999 percent of the population could not give a rats fart what you do in your bedroom so why force it on them? You want to talk about getting over yourself....

This isn't about delicate sensibilities. I read erotica and watch porn. I write pornographic fanfic and I know a couple people who have published erotica.

But I don't discuss all that at work because that is not the place for it.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2012-08-26 07:52:36 AM  

NickelP: How do you do this anyways? Is this something that happens when you put a magnum xxl on your small wiener?


He could have put a few too many drops of lube on the inside of the condom, he could have been screwing in the shower and had the water flow help it slip off, or perhaps he had already reached orgasm and maintained enough of a stiffy afterwards to still slip in some bonus strokes before sliding out of the jimmy hat, possibly spreading seed around some places a partial load oughtn't be to prevent pregnancy, not to mention the chance of ejaculate getting squeezed out of the reservoir tip and on out and into or onto her honey pot. The thought of leaving a condom inside the palace walls gives me a shiver, and I know from ladyfriends that it's not a real comfortable idea for them, either.
 
2012-08-26 07:55:08 AM  
I thought you were supposed to leave them there when you were done. Uhmm... You learn something new every day.
 
2012-08-26 07:55:38 AM  

superdude72: OhioUGrad:

Not to mention all the retarded shiat that women talk about at work that men don't want to hear about. Especially older and/or obese women.

And the birthday parties. We're all grown adults, do we really have to have an office party with cake and cookies every time someone has a birthday? If you work in an office with a lot of women, you do.

I'd rather hear about my coworker's fishing expedition with the lost condom. Not because it's terribly interesting, but because as a grown adult who has had sex, I find it about as neutral a topic as the weather.


Haha, parties and gift exchanges at the holidays...and the inane gossip "did you see what she is wearing today"..so on and so on....and women think it's a stereotype, but I've worked with women from sales staff, to pharmacist, to directors of campuses......all pretty much the same.
 
2012-08-26 07:56:30 AM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Wouldn't a squeeze THAT hard cause some soft tissue damage or something? Or are do they fit you that poorly that they slide off easily?


You sound like your love life has sucked thus far. Here's hoping you learn about shades of grey, and I don't mean that awful book.
 
2012-08-26 07:59:36 AM  
at my old job, the girls liked to run up behind me and slap my ass while i was leaning over a counter doing paper work. i usually would come home from work with scratches bruises and bite marks every day. once i smacked a a girl on the arm and although she was laughing and smiling and slapping back, i got called into the managers office later that week. really dumb double standard. i quit that job.
 
2012-08-26 07:59:57 AM  

OhioUGrad: superdude72: OhioUGrad:

Not to mention all the retarded shiat that women talk about at work that men don't want to hear about. Especially older and/or obese women.

And the birthday parties. We're all grown adults, do we really have to have an office party with cake and cookies every time someone has a birthday? If you work in an office with a lot of women, you do.

I'd rather hear about my coworker's fishing expedition with the lost condom. Not because it's terribly interesting, but because as a grown adult who has had sex, I find it about as neutral a topic as the weather.

Haha, parties and gift exchanges at the holidays...and the inane gossip "did you see what she is wearing today"..so on and so on....and women think it's a stereotype, but I've worked with women from sales staff, to pharmacist, to directors of campuses......all pretty much the same.


It's when my female co-workers all on "diets" and talk incessantly about food that I want to shoot myself in the head, but then every office has a male work outfreak who needs to tell you how many reps he did that morning, and all the sports talk gets really really boring too.

Both sexes can be incredibly tedious at times.
 
2012-08-26 08:01:17 AM  

NickelP: How do you do this anyways? Is this something that happens when you put a magnum xxl on your small wiener? I've broke condoms but never had one just 'fall off'.


Well I'm sure an extra small condom wouldn't fall off. How embarrassing would that be?

*nervous laughter*
 
2012-08-26 08:01:46 AM  

433: Tact, manners, decorum, professionalism. One might think that human resources would press applicants to display any of the aforementioned qualities, but in every office with a chair I've occupied, it's seemed that the process of bringing on new hires involves panning for gold dust with a rusted sieve.


The social tone of an office is something. I don't believe (nor do I believe any employed person here believes) that keeping a workplace comfortably civil is as simple a matter as screening new hires. I think we'd all agree that this is a nebulous thing that has to be worked out among all the people concerned, though the boss has a strong influence (and responsibility) to see that everyone is conducting themselves in a seemly manner.

Some people have rougher habits of speech than the rest of the office. Often it's a simple matter of background. It shouldn't be a big deal. All it takes is to pull someone aside and have a frank talk about expectations. When I see a big blow-up over this sort of thing I assume that no one has had the guts to do this, and that they've let it simmer until they can't endure it any longer. You can't put this sort of thing on HR. It's a fault of poor (basically gutless) management.
 
2012-08-26 08:03:02 AM  

ShannonKW: 433: Tact, manners, decorum, professionalism. One might think that human resources would press applicants to display any of the aforementioned qualities, but in every office with a chair I've occupied, it's seemed that the process of bringing on new hires involves panning for gold dust with a rusted sieve.

The social tone of an office is something. I don't believe (nor do I believe any employed person here believes) that keeping a workplace comfortably civil is as simple a matter as screening new hires. I think we'd all agree that this is a nebulous thing that has to be worked out among all the people concerned, though the boss has a strong influence (and responsibility) to see that everyone is conducting themselves in a seemly manner.

Some people have rougher habits of speech than the rest of the office. Often it's a simple matter of background. It shouldn't be a big deal. All it takes is to pull someone aside and have a frank talk about expectations. When I see a big blow-up over this sort of thing I assume that no one has had the guts to do this, and that they've let it simmer until they can't endure it any longer. You can't put this sort of thing on HR. It's a fault of poor (basically gutless) management.


He was the councilman. It was his office.
 
2012-08-26 08:04:48 AM  

GF named my left testicle thundercles: at my old job, the girls liked to run up behind me and slap my ass while i was leaning over a counter doing paper work. i usually would come home from work with scratches bruises and bite marks every day. once i smacked a a girl on the arm and although she was laughing and smiling and slapping back, i got called into the managers office later that week. really dumb double standard. i quit that job.


I had a female coworker tell me and a group of other employees about her sexual escapades with the boss. During this entire thing she called another coworker a whore for the most part. The chick that got called a whore (who was but thats another story) got pissy and told a senior manager about it. Long story short nothing happened to the chick bragging about getting railed by the owner and since apparently I was the only male in the room I got yelled at for not reporting sexual harassment and just minding my own bussiness???? WTF???
 
2012-08-26 08:06:20 AM  
"He was very on the line of not being criminal and that's why he feels he did nothing wrong because it wasn't criminal but at the same time, he still did what he did and it was inappropriate," said Gusse."


I still don't understand this at all, but I'm betting she's not getting any if she talks like this.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2012-08-26 08:09:07 AM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Wouldn't a squeeze THAT hard cause some soft tissue damage or something?


No, no harm done with that particularly sexy hug - pretty effin' great, actually. It's often a fantastic "tell," as well, and (speaking for all men here, perhaps falsely) it can help a guy wrap it up himself before his partner becomes too sensitive for him to stick around and aim for orgasm himself. I don't think more detail is really needed, we all like sex and shouldn't have trouble thinking about it.

doglover: I had a girl who would squee


I've found myself in the same position with a few young ladies, and apart from their own talent(?) for it, it did always seem to help if my partner and I were good matches/very compatible. It often seemed to surprise them the first time, as well, and usually earned me a positive review whether I fully deserved it or not. Of course, I'd like to think that I'm just a farkin' stud, but I can only be sure of that when I'm having sex by myself.
 
2012-08-26 08:11:42 AM  
So if I can't go to work and give the details about nailing that chick, where can I talk about it? FARK? I just have two really great stories you may want to hear.
 
2012-08-26 08:16:31 AM  

NickelP: How do you do this anyways? Is this something that happens when you put a magnum xxl on your small wiener? I've broke condoms but never had one just 'fall off'.


As another poster has pointed out, some people put lube on the penis before the condom goes on (better sensitivity) which makes it easier to slip off, especially if you start to lose your erection before you pull out. Her position when you pull out could also increase vaginal gripping power, resulting in leaving the condom lodged in her. I've found that if her legs down and together, there's a good chance of leaving the condom in there.
 
2012-08-26 08:18:48 AM  

433: No, no harm done


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Seriously, thanks for backin' me up here. Sometimes the online folken are all weird. Well, relatively speaking. I never get these kinds of doubtful debbies IRL.
 
2012-08-26 08:18:57 AM  

KiplingKat872: He was the councilman. It was his office.


Yeah I know. Person I was replying to was taking about offices, HR, and new hires.
 
2012-08-26 08:22:54 AM  

ShannonKW: KiplingKat872: He was the councilman. It was his office.

Yeah I know. Person I was replying to was taking about offices, HR, and new hires.


Ah. Cool then. Yes, between co-workers there should be steps taken before it gets to HR.
 
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