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(BusinessWeek)   Time to get out your suspender barrels and hobo sticks: Republicans really seriously this time want to return to the Gold Standard   (businessweek.com) divider line 59
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2012-08-26 09:25:17 AM
8 votes:
Balchinian: GAT_00: Anyone feel like reminding these farks that it was a REPUBLICAN President that took us off the gold standard because it was an out of date system unable to effectively operate in the modern world?

Yes, NIxon did that. But to be honest the only reason that this move from gold was such a supreme disaster was because gold was not replaced with anything as the standard. Banks no longer had anything of value to trade between eachother. Just meaningless pieces of paper that used to represent something tangible and which no longer did. So they ended up trading in the only thing they had left...loans. Essentially that is how the gold standard was replaced by the debt standard, and as a result we now have an economy based on something with negative value.

Returning to the gold standard would be bad for our economy, that is true. But it would be worse to leave it as it is. We are headed down the exact same road as Greece, Spain, Italy, etc. The problem with economies based on negative value is that as each country collapses from debt the load gets bigger on the countries remaining. Eventually, it becomes a case of the last person at the table gets stuck with the check. The strongest country, the one that lasts the longest, loses the biggest. Bottom line is that they all collapse though.

A sustainable economy must be based on something that has positive value. It must be something tangible. It must be something either finite, or extremely difficult to get or produce. Gold worked really well, and would work again just as well once things stabilized. BTW, the US has more gold than most people think. It didn't take economic geniuses to see that Nixon was botching things up by doing what he did, and we have been quietly socking gold away ever since.


Geez, not this crap again.

Gold failed as a standard. Modern economies would be RUINED by returning to it. 3 things you need to know 1) The US Government set the price of gold in order to prevent collapse when we did away with the Second Bank of the United States 2) After WW1, workers got paid better, so the assumed connection between wages and the money supply no longer really existed 3) Long-term price stability came at the cost of short-term price instability. All monetary systems and models have some good things and some bad things. In the reality we lived in prior to WW1, Gold did a pretty good job, except when it came to financing wars (we went to fiat currency due to the Civil War). After WW1, with the changing labor market and need to quickly move money in large amounts (there's yer war again), gold was too limiting and weak to do it. Nixon got us off the Gold Standard why? To help fund the Vietnam War. Nations won't stop going to war, and war wont' become cheaper. Reality kills off theory, every last time.

The price of gold today is determined by how much banks and individuals decide to hoard and release (which should terrify you, since you have zero control over that), speculation, and a group of bankers in London who set the price of gold at the start of every trading day.

Gold does not have a shred of value. We give it that value. It's a completely made up demand, and giving a piece of paper value is still the same crap, except with gold, you now have to rely on the whims of banks, individual possessors, and what the mines put out as exciting wildcard variables. Choose what you want to suck. These days, paper fiat currency sucks less for the world.

So in conclusion, the conditions that existed when we had the Gold Standard no longer exist. Those days are over, and will never return. Putting us back on the Gold Standard won't make them return. It's done. Kaput. Over.
2012-08-25 11:03:51 PM
5 votes:
We should tie our currency to a finite resource. A resource that is mostly held overseas (in the ground and by countries/investors). That is such a brilliant f*cking strategy. What could possibly go wrong?
2012-08-26 09:41:59 AM
4 votes:
Balchinian: So they ended up trading in the only thing they had left...loans.

It's not really about debt.

By abandoning the gold standard, currency ceased to be a storehouse of value, and instead became a means of exchange, which is really what currency is for, anyway. This meant that you couldn't simply save money and hope to be rich, you had to actually invest that money.

All investment is, to some extent, a loan. I give you $X, and I expect to get back $X+N dollars. "N" encapsulates how risky this investment is. But it's not right to say that banks were spending their time trading loans- they were trading investments. Many of those investments were a classical loan, but stocks, bonds and more exotic financial instruments were involved.

A floating currency is tied, not to debt, but to the productivity of an entire economy. Its value is a proxy for the total capital and labor pool. It does require continual growth, but you can have sustainable continual growth, despite claims to the contrary (increases in efficiency and reduction in waste, switches to untapped or underexploited resources, like solar energy).
2012-08-26 12:06:44 AM
4 votes:
Anyone feel like reminding these farks that it was a REPUBLICAN President that took us off the gold standard because it was an out of date system unable to effectively operate in the modern world?
2012-08-25 09:48:42 PM
3 votes:
Ayn Rand Paul Ryan.
2012-08-26 03:06:34 PM
2 votes:
getsoutalive: Yes, we already established that I am an idiot, try to keep up.

Shouldn't the point where you admit to being stupid (and I presume ignorant) be the point where instead of standing by your assumptions on a topic you go take a class or something and change those things about yourself?

At least when the dunning-kruger kicks in the people are seemingly unaware of how little they know. With economics I find myself frequently holding conversations with the least informed people, who admit they don't know shiat about things. All while being sure their particular views on all of macro-economics are absolutely correct.

If you don't understand what you are talking about, why do you consider yourself an Austrian?

Of course, I know exactly why people do this with economics: its overly politicized and people simply agree with the economics of the party they follow. Same with global climate science now. Or the age of the earth for some. And yet a thousand and one other areas of knowledge and science have yet to be politicized and the same folks who are SURE they know whats going on with the politicized ones have no problem admitting they don't know shiat about, say, microbiology.

I assure you, you cannot use base philosophical musings to solve the world's economic woes. You will, in fact, have to go learn some complex stuff.
2012-08-26 12:48:46 PM
2 votes:
Balchinian: A sustainable economy must be based on something that has positive value

Like labor, natural resources, and capital infrastructure. Which is excellently represented by a floating currency.
2012-08-26 12:40:38 PM
2 votes:
TiiiMMMaHHH: Having a corporatist govt control an elastic currency is definitely the way to go.

Switching to a commodity driven currency doesn't solve the real problem in your statement. If anything, a commodity-based currency would allow a corporatist government to travel all the way into out-and-out facism.
2012-08-26 12:16:58 PM
2 votes:
getsoutalive: He_Hate_Me:

I am sorry, but are those charts supposed to be showing how well things are going with the current system? A tripling of the monetary base in 3 years is proof that everything is under control and all is well?


Inflationistas claim that "printing money," the Fed will cause hyperinflation. These charts show that despite the tripling of both the monetary base and the Fed's balance sheet in 3 years, not only have we NOT seen hyperinflation, the inflation rate has remained pretty much constant.

So, the "printing money must equal hyperinflation" people are clearly and demonstrably WRONG and thus we should stop listening to them. We should NOT enshrine their ideas in a major political party's platform. We should not even be giving them column space or speaking fees.
2012-08-26 12:00:39 PM
2 votes:
tjfly: He_Hate_Me: Curse that hyperinflation!  My arms sure are tired from hauling that wheelbarrow of cash to the store to buy a loaf of bread this morning!

Wow - a 4 year representation of inflation during the worst recession since the Great Depression. Do you have any other irrelevant data to share? Perhaps a chart about the number of pirates...


I have data from people who should be considered irrelevant by all thinking people. Behold the prescient predictions of goldbugs, inflationistas, and the "experts" who are willing to prostitute their reputations for Team Republican:

Peter Schiff
2009 Claim: You know, look, I know inflation is going to get worse in 2010. Whether it's going to run out of control or it's going to take until 2011 or 2012, but I know we're going to have a major currency crisis coming soon. It's going to dwarf the financial crisis and it's going to send consumer prices absolutely ballistic, as well as interest rates and unemployment.
2012 Fact: See chart above

John Cochrane
2009 Claim: "The danger now is inflation. And I would say it's a greater danger than most of the other people [who have mentioned it] have said. Our danger now is a run on Treasury debt. It's not just can the Fed soak this stuff back up again, but can it soak this enormous amount of debt back up again when people don't want either money or Treasury bills or anything labeled "U.S. Government." The danger is not 1932; the danger is Argentina, a massive run from Treasury debt."
2012 Reality: See chart above

Paul Ryan & John Taylor
2010 Claim: "If the money created to finance these asset purchases [i.e. QE2] is not withdrawn in an expedient and predictable manner, the Fed risks higher inflation and a depreciated currency."
2012 Reality: The dollar has risen against major currencies and inflation has stayed below the Fed's goal of 2 percent. 

More Reality
Fed Balance Sheet:
spectator.org

Monetary Base:
www.myglobalinvestments.com

Inflation:
graphics8.nytimes.com

Basically, the economic cavemen have been completely wrong about inflation and monetary policy and yet they have gotten stronger instead of weaker for being so wrong. They need to be laughed at, for as long as it takes, until they no longer threaten our economy by being so near high federal office.
2012-08-26 10:51:37 AM
2 votes:
tjfly: He_Hate_Me: Curse that hyperinflation!  My arms sure are tired from hauling that wheelbarrow of cash to the store to buy a loaf of bread this morning!

Wow - a 4 year representation of inflation during the worst recession since the Great Depression. Do you have any other irrelevant data to share? Perhaps a chart about the number of pirates...


According goldbug folklore, we should have started seeing hyperinflation years ago.

Goldbugs' claims of hyperinflation are about as dependable as your average doomsday prediction.
2012-08-26 10:38:32 AM
2 votes:
getsoutalive: fractional reserve banking

There's nothing inherently wrong with fractional reserve banking. A floating currency needs growth to remain stable, FRB is a powerful way to grow an economy. The important thing is that there's a Goldilocks zone of growth. Growing too quickly is like a cancer- it spirals out of control and explodes into bubbles. Growing too slowly is even worse- it's a positive feedback loop of economic lassitude.

The important thing is that, for such an economy to work, coordinated authorities and tight regulation are required.
2012-08-26 10:36:02 AM
2 votes:
PC LOAD LETTER: Balchinian: GAT_00: Anyone feel like reminding these farks that it was a REPUBLICAN President that took us off the gold standard because it was an out of date system unable to effectively operate in the modern world?

Yes, NIxon did that. But to be honest the only reason that this move from gold was such a supreme disaster was because gold was not replaced with anything as the standard. Banks no longer had anything of value to trade between eachother. Just meaningless pieces of paper that used to represent something tangible and which no longer did. So they ended up trading in the only thing they had left...loans. Essentially that is how the gold standard was replaced by the debt standard, and as a result we now have an economy based on something with negative value.

Returning to the gold standard would be bad for our economy, that is true. But it would be worse to leave it as it is. We are headed down the exact same road as Greece, Spain, Italy, etc. The problem with economies based on negative value is that as each country collapses from debt the load gets bigger on the countries remaining. Eventually, it becomes a case of the last person at the table gets stuck with the check. The strongest country, the one that lasts the longest, loses the biggest. Bottom line is that they all collapse though.

A sustainable economy must be based on something that has positive value. It must be something tangible. It must be something either finite, or extremely difficult to get or produce. Gold worked really well, and would work again just as well once things stabilized. BTW, the US has more gold than most people think. It didn't take economic geniuses to see that Nixon was botching things up by doing what he did, and we have been quietly socking gold away ever since.

Geez, not this crap again.

Gold failed as a standard. Modern economies would be RUINED by returning to it. 3 things you need to know 1) The US Government set the price of gold in order to preven ...


True. Not to mention that our currency is backed by something: the total value of all of the labor of United States' workers, and the value of all resources mined in our country.

Why should the currency of a country be arbitrarily based on how much gold its sitting on? Why shouldn't other resources count?
2012-08-26 12:41:35 AM
2 votes:
*eyelid twitch*
2012-08-25 10:55:50 PM
2 votes:
They're all Glenn Beck
2012-08-27 11:29:57 PM
1 votes:
Gwyrddu: Regardless, my point remains that economic bubbles aren't dependent on fractional banking or even currency to exist.

That's true. You can have bubbles as long as you have commodities and trades based on promises for future delivery. But currency is just another commodity. It's a special commodity in that it's in demand by pretty much everyone in the economy, so a bubble involving credit expansion touches multiple sectors of the economy simultaneously. When a crash happens, very few people are unaffected.
2012-08-27 05:17:35 PM
1 votes:
getsoutalive: So what you are saying is that people tend to horde and you wish to discourage that. This is why you wish to allow people to create money from thin air? This is the worst kind of social engineering claptrap with the most horrific unintended consequences imaginable. Of course, if you wish to allow for the nearly unlimited and unfettered growth of the public sector, then this is almost a requirement. The systematic looting of EVERYONE with savings.

Sure the population and economy should grow over time and slow growth of the money supply, on the order or perhaps 2% /yr may be helpful to keep things moving smoothly, but it is not REQUIRED in a normally functioning system.

btw, historically mining efforts have been remarkably steady in increasing the amount of gold above ground in the neighborhood of 2% per annum.


The money supply needs to be tied to the total amount of value in the system. Supposing it doesn't, and you get a huge increase in value, e.g. by creating buildings, roads, bridges, new technologies, etc. Then the people have a huge incentive to sit on their money because their money is just becoming more valuable with zero risk. But investment is critical to creating all of these things. So in fact you can never get an increase in value, you never get investment, and your economy remains totally stagnant. That's better than the current system?
2012-08-26 11:00:18 PM
1 votes:
The Republicans go after the memory of Keynes and FDR like Captain Quint goes after the shark.
2012-08-26 07:08:38 PM
1 votes:
getsoutalive: t3knomanser: getsoutalive: The dutch tulip mania was fueled by paper money and runaway credit.

That is simply false. Very little credit purchase was involved in tulip mania, and that's one of the things that helped compartmentalize the economic damage. But fine, if you want to rewind a few decades before that, here's how well precious metal currency works.

Credit was very much a part of the tulip mania. The modern futures contract was also conceived during this period.

Precious metals are no panacea, nothing is. Your link to coin debasement is just another example of fraud. Not a condemnation of a specie based 100% reserve system.


Let me introduce you to true hyperinflation that can occur in a gold standard. Behold the glory of 16th Century Spain. Begin as the wealthiest and most powerful nation on Earth and end up an afterthought for 400 years. Your average peasant can't afford bread despite having more gold than all of their ancestors combined. Your merchant class has rebelled to form the new nation of the Netherlands taking all of your productivity and trading assets. But hey, you still have an Inquisition so you can blame it on the Jews and Muslims. Why? Because you had too much specie coming from your new colonies and you keep losing your productive capacity. No fractional banking involved. You killed those productive resources with an inquisition of the Jews and Muslims.
2012-08-26 05:36:31 PM
1 votes:
t3knomanser: getsoutalive: Otherwise, for someone to borrow money, someone else would have to be willing to lend their savings.

Even with that situation, it allows, nay requires money to be spirited into existence. Let's posit a very small economy. There are three people: Joebob, Sallybob and the bank. Joebob has $100, and wants to buy Sallybob's horse, which costs $200. Sallybob is currently broke, but she doesn't really care- she's got a sweet horse. And the bank has $100. So this small economy has exactly $400 in value- $200 in cash, and $200 in horse. So the bank loans Joebob $100, and expects a repayment of $110 in six weeks.

How does Joebob pay it off?


He can't. So, the bank comes and repossess the horse. Now the bank has a horse and Sally has $200. The bank sells the horse at auction for less than it is worth. The horse is worth $200 but Sally buys it at the auction for $100. Now the bank has it's $100 back and Sally has her horse back plus Joe's $100. Sally owns everything and is now a member of the 1%. She moves her $100 to an overseas account which takes the all the money out of the economy. There is no money left in the economy for anyone to buy anything, so everyone starves plus Sally and Joebob get divorced. Welcome to the world of the 1% sending their money overseas to hide it.
2012-08-26 05:22:18 PM
1 votes:
max_pooper: tjfly: He_Hate_Me: Curse that hyperinflation!  My arms sure are tired from hauling that wheelbarrow of cash to the store to buy a loaf of bread this morning!

Wow - a 4 year representation of inflation during the worst recession since the Great Depression. Do you have any other irrelevant data to share? Perhaps a chart about the number of pirates...

According
to the version of goldbug folklore disseminated by the non-goldbug establishment, we should have started seeing hyperinflation years ago.

Goldbugs' claims of hyperinflation are about as dependable as your average doomsday prediction.

FTFY. See my link, above, as to why there's been no massive inflation. Even the most devout Keynesian agrees that increasing the supply of money actually circulating in the system must cause inflation. But, all that new money is not circulating... it's being held as assets (to replace the worthless mortgage assets that were causing them to fail).
2012-08-26 02:39:17 PM
1 votes:
getsoutalive: No money was created and everyone was paid in full.

False. The total value of the economy has grown. The fact that the currency supply is the same doesn't change the fact that we've expanded the value of the economy. That $10 of labor value can be exchanged for goods and services, as if it were currency. So the fact that there isn't a greenback to represent its value doesn't mean that there isn't something that can be exchanged for goods and services with a value of $10.

Look at it this way, FRB doesn't create actual dollars- nobody's minting greenbacks to cover M2 or M3. But the value exists and we model it with currency.
2012-08-26 02:10:31 PM
1 votes:
getsoutalive: I am just answering your silly questions. Now I am Marxist?

Marxist philosophy introduced the idea that labor creates value.

By the end of my scenario, the economy must have $410 of value in it for nobody to lose anything. You suggested that Joebob could do work for Sallybob to create the extra $10 of value. That's a Marxist idea. It's not wrong- in fact, I agree entirely. But you made my point for me: for a lending economy to work, regardless of whether FRB is in play, "Either somebody has to lose $10 of value, or we need an influx of wealth."

You suggested that labor is an influx of wealth. I agree. But now we have more value in our economy than we did before- we have $200 in cash, $200 in horse, and $10 in labor.
2012-08-26 01:51:40 PM
1 votes:
getsoutalive: All that is required is for Joebob to do some work for Sallybob, who in your example now has all the money.

The amount of work he does for Sallybob has to exceed the value of the horse by $10. So Sallybob has to end up losing $10 on the transaction.

getsoutalive: The modern futures contract was also conceived during this period.

Which is what actually fueled the tulip mania, not credit, unless you want to count a futures contract as credit, which is stupid.
2012-08-26 01:31:18 PM
1 votes:
getsoutalive: The dutch tulip mania was fueled by paper money and runaway credit.

That is simply false. Very little credit purchase was involved in tulip mania, and that's one of the things that helped compartmentalize the economic damage. But fine, if you want to rewind a few decades before that, here's how well precious metal currency works.
2012-08-26 01:19:10 PM
1 votes:
getsoutalive: Otherwise, for someone to borrow money, someone else would have to be willing to lend their savings.

Even with that situation, it allows, nay requires money to be spirited into existence. Let's posit a very small economy. There are three people: Joebob, Sallybob and the bank. Joebob has $100, and wants to buy Sallybob's horse, which costs $200. Sallybob is currently broke, but she doesn't really care- she's got a sweet horse. And the bank has $100. So this small economy has exactly $400 in value- $200 in cash, and $200 in horse. So the bank loans Joebob $100, and expects a repayment of $110 in six weeks.

How does Joebob pay it off?
2012-08-26 01:15:43 PM
1 votes:
getsoutalive: Banks can only create excessive amounts of credit if they are permitted to loan out multiples of their capital base

False. A bubble can easily be created when the underlying commodity is inaccurately valued. The Dutch Tulip Mania is a textbook example. You'd have a stronger argument if you said that speculation creates bubbles, which is true.

The amount of credit can facilitate a bubble, but it's speculative investing and purchasing on contract that creates bubbles because it abstracts away the actual market value of the good with a financial instrument.
2012-08-26 12:56:18 PM
1 votes:
TiiiMMMaHHH: I wish they would just declare class warfare and get it over with. There's too many mooches in this country/world, and they are a complete and negative drain on our productivity and profits. Then our currency problems can be turned around.

I have to agree here except to point out that class warfare has already been going on, just because war hasn't officially been declared doesn't mean there is no war. Hell, the last time the US officially declared war was World War II.

Anyway, I wish there was more we could do about mooches draining our economy to third world countries and tax havens, unfortunately half the country is ready to vote for one of the head moochers for president.
2012-08-26 12:39:07 PM
1 votes:
getsoutalive: I don't to try to predict the future, it is a fools errand. Especially in a system run by so few "important people". But the charts clearly show a system that is in violent stress. More like ponzi scheme than a normal monetary system.

Yes, I wonder what would be causing stress? Maybe a housing bubble exacerbated by credit default swaps and packaging risky loans and selling them on Wall Street by the banking industry in collusion with bonding agencies who gave fake rating to the junk bonds that resulted, eventually resulted in the near collapse of several European countries whose governments invested in this scam.

But no, obviously it is US currency that is at fault and not an unregulated banking industry or Wall Street.
2012-08-26 12:01:45 PM
1 votes:
enry: BiffDangler: Since when were farkers in favor of the current "print lots of money and give it to the banks for free" standard?

Since most other standards are worse?


THIS

Flaws in an existing system are not an endorsement of another.

Ideas need to stand on their own merit. The Gold Standard... cannot
2012-08-26 11:57:52 AM
1 votes:
getsoutalive: Ah, yes. As I said, perfectly legal.

No one forces you to put your money into a bank. You're free to stuff it into your mattress, set it on fire, invest it in stocks, or do anything you like. When you enter into business with a bank, the bank offers you terms. If you don't like those terms, you're not compelled to take them. To call it "fraud" is an outright lie.

You are a liar.
2012-08-26 11:44:45 AM
1 votes:
getsoutalive: It is fraud because the bank promises you unfettered access to your money on deposit

No, it doesn't. You might believe that, but the bank makes no promise to do that. The fact that you're an idiot doesn't mean the bank is committing fraud. Next time, actually read the agreements you make with the bank.
2012-08-26 11:39:09 AM
1 votes:
Gwyrddu: There are reasons to print more money, but paying back loans isn't one of them.

Fractional reserve banking effectively prints money. Paying back loans destroys money.
2012-08-26 11:29:00 AM
1 votes:
getsoutalive: . Loaning out something that you do not posses and charging interest on it is nothing more and nothing less than fraud

Fraud requires an attempt to conceal the nature of the transaction. Fractional reserve lending is not fraud, any more than using a home equity loan is fraud. A home equity loan involves taking something of notional (not concrete value)- your home equity- and creating a liquid asset based upon it. Even without fractional reserve banking, we've invented money, and I hope you realize that.

The home has the same value as it did before the loan. Now there's a duplicate of that value in the form of the check the bank just wrote. The only thing that balances that out is a negative number on the bank's balance sheet. If I pay off the loan, the duplicate money goes away. If I default, the bank might get the house, but the equity in the house and the money lent to me stays in the economy.
2012-08-26 11:13:27 AM
1 votes:
I suggest the Goa'uld Standard
vipfanauctions.com
2012-08-26 10:46:54 AM
1 votes:
getsoutalive: Gold is not required to have a "fair" monetary system. However, the money supply should still be relatively fixed. Allowing banks to create infinite amounts of money ensures that eventually they will. And a gold standard with fractional reserve banking will fail just as any other. Fractional reserve banking is legal fraud and is the biggest problem with our current system.

There is nothing special about gold. Only that men cannot be trusted to not abuse paper.


Well now you're taking us back to the middle ages. In that context there would be absolutely zero incentive to lend. The base assumption in a non-fractional system is that the amount of value in the world is fixed. If it were to grow you could just sit on your gold and the effective value of your savings would grow with zero risk. That's a pretty big if though - it's hard to argue that we're not all better off then we were a hundred years ago.
2012-08-26 09:57:49 AM
1 votes:
I have just about enough knowledge to be dangerous here, but:

I've noticed that these discussions never mention Bretton Woods. The last time we had a gold standard it collapsed because it was unmaintainable. Why wouldn't that happen again?

Also, it seems to me that people who support a gold standard would probably be shocked to learn that it doesn't save you from someone making a run a the bank. The money multiplier effect causes that, and that is still a part of the gold standard. What do the goldbugs say about that?
2012-08-26 09:49:23 AM
1 votes:
These might be helpful.


3.bp.blogspot.com

www.worldpath.net
2012-08-26 09:23:36 AM
1 votes:
It's alright. The way our banks work the gold would just be ledger entries with the understanding that no one will be allowed to withdraw the bullion. Then they can go back to creating as much gold as they need to.
2012-08-26 09:15:31 AM
1 votes:
www.thescifiworld.com
After me gold, are ye?
2012-08-26 09:12:51 AM
1 votes:
www.morethings.com
WHUT WRONG WITH BONES? BONES WERE GOOD! GRUGG SAY GO BACK TO BONE STANDARD!
2012-08-26 08:30:01 AM
1 votes:
Perhaps Republicans can explain why they took the US off the gold standard in the first place.

/b..b..but Nixon
2012-08-26 08:28:31 AM
1 votes:
GAT_00: Anyone feel like reminding these farks that it was a REPUBLICAN President that took us off the gold standard because it was an out of date system unable to effectively operate in the modern world?

To today's conservatives Nixon was a RINO.
2012-08-26 07:17:03 AM
1 votes:
BiffDangler: Since when were farkers in favor of the current "print lots of money and give it to the banks for free" standard?

Since most other standards are worse?
2012-08-26 04:22:36 AM
1 votes:
fusillade762: Ayn Rand Paul Ryan.

It looks like a human centipede of wrongness.
2012-08-26 04:19:51 AM
1 votes:
I prefer a corn standard. Not sweet corn though. Popcorn.
2012-08-26 03:57:55 AM
1 votes:
fusillade762: Ayn Rand Paul Ryan.

Until you said it like that, I didn't realize there was a "Rand Paul" in the middle.

And that all you have to do to get Ryan from Ayn is get mixed up and add an R- to the front.
2012-08-26 03:19:37 AM
1 votes:
USD backed by:

2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-08-26 01:03:54 AM
1 votes:
it appears many topics exist only to temporarily distract people from more important business.
2012-08-26 12:16:45 AM
1 votes:
I think we should go with the fetus standard.
2012-08-26 12:11:20 AM
1 votes:
GAT_00: MisterTweak: NewportBarGuy: We should tie our currency to a finite resource. A resource that is mostly held overseas (in the ground and by countries/investors). That is such a brilliant f*cking strategy. What could possibly go wrong?

I think they actually wanna go a step beyond that - eliminate the paper currency altogether. Paul Rand Ryan is apparently a huge fan of Atlas Smugged.

It's like Communism, but with more rape.


Legitimate rape, or .. whatever the other kind is? You know, where the girl gets pregnant.

*lightbulb*

They're going to propose we go to the Rape Standard. I'd say "we're screwed", except that would kind of be the crux of the problem, wouldn't it?
2012-08-26 12:07:20 AM
1 votes:
MisterTweak: NewportBarGuy: We should tie our currency to a finite resource. A resource that is mostly held overseas (in the ground and by countries/investors). That is such a brilliant f*cking strategy. What could possibly go wrong?

I think they actually wanna go a step beyond that - eliminate the paper currency altogether. Paul Rand Ryan is apparently a huge fan of Atlas Smugged.


It's like Communism, but with more rape.
2012-08-26 12:06:25 AM
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NewportBarGuy: We should tie our currency to a finite resource. A resource that is mostly held overseas (in the ground and by countries/investors). That is such a brilliant f*cking strategy. What could possibly go wrong?

I think they actually wanna go a step beyond that - eliminate the paper currency altogether. Paul Rand Ryan is apparently a huge fan of Atlas Smugged.
2012-08-26 12:00:15 AM
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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Paging William Jennings Bryan...
William Jennings Bryan, please pick up the white courtesy phone


luckily there are no courtesy phones down where he is.
2012-08-25 11:59:39 PM
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Wall St. will love the gold standard. It's funny shipping tons of gold for the next M & A deal.
2012-08-25 11:44:37 PM
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It's the only thing that will actually deflate the value of Monster cables.
2012-08-25 11:38:35 PM
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Makh: Why not a manure standard? It's a consumable needed around the world, we can produce a lot of it, you don't have to protect it in a heavily guarded location, and if you redeem your money for it as an individual, we give you a trowel and a bag. No longer would we say our money isn't worth shiat.

Not a bag, a basket.

To my knowledge, Ryan has not, in fact, endorsed a gold standard. He's too smart for that. Instead, he endorsed something that sounds better than a gold standard but is functionally identical. "The best way to guarantee sound money is to use an explicit, market-based price guide, such as a basket of commodities, in setting monetary policy," he wrote in the Wall Street Journal.
2012-08-25 11:30:57 PM
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Why not a manure standard? It's a consumable needed around the world, we can produce a lot of it, you don't have to protect it in a heavily guarded location, and if you redeem your money for it as an individual, we give you a trowel and a bag. No longer would we say our money isn't worth shiat.
2012-08-25 09:14:46 PM
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Paging William Jennings Bryan...
William Jennings Bryan, please pick up the white courtesy phone
 
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