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(Bay News 9) NewsFlash Obama Hurricane Machine disrupts start of RNC convention   (baynews9.com) divider line 396
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2012-08-25 07:09:51 PM
found the device.

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-08-25 07:24:30 PM
i always figured the hurricane machine was left in Cheney's bedroom
 
2012-08-25 07:35:54 PM

siyuntz: i always figured the hurricane machine was left in Cheney's bedroom regeneration chamber.

 
2012-08-25 07:44:16 PM
It's a message, Republicans.

God disapproves of your choice. He wants you to pick Sarah Palin.
 
2012-08-25 07:53:02 PM
I'm still saddened that this thing likely won't turn or slow down before reaching Tampa. A hurricane disrupting the entire RNC would be beyond hilarious.
 
2012-08-25 07:55:11 PM

GAT_00: I'm still saddened that this thing likely won't turn or slow down before reaching Tampa. A hurricane disrupting the entire RNC would be beyond hilarious.


I'd like to see them get raped by that hurricane and then have all of its rape babies because you know they'd enjoy it.
 
2012-08-25 07:59:20 PM
The more this progresses, the more it reminds me of a John D. MacDonald novel.
 
2012-08-25 08:06:07 PM
Must be a gay thing.
 
2012-08-25 08:06:57 PM
Since it was ok to terminate most of the first day's proceedings, does this mean that it was a legitimate hurricane?
 
2012-08-25 08:06:59 PM

fusillade762: GAT_00: I'm still saddened that this thing likely won't turn or slow down before reaching Tampa. A hurricane disrupting the entire RNC would be beyond hilarious.

I'd like to see them get raped by that hurricane and then have all of its rape babies because you know they'd enjoy it.


I want all of this to be televised.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-08-25 08:07:13 PM
Not talking

x2c.xanga.com

for once in his life.
 
2012-08-25 08:08:43 PM

d23: Not talking

[x2c.xanga.com image 364x272]

for once in his life.


I'm calling it: When he does speak, he'll blame it on that bathhouse and their special discount for GOP delegates.
 
2012-08-25 08:08:51 PM
So they got rocked like a Herman Cain?
 
2012-08-25 08:09:10 PM
Romney must be the antichrist
 
2012-08-25 08:09:22 PM
...and what Obama's Hurricane machines don't do, Obama's loyal and violent troops will do on the ground.

Rest assured, the RNC Convention will be attacked by #Occupy, and the DNC Convention will be completely safe.

These are democrats, so you can't really expect anything else.
 
2012-08-25 08:09:29 PM

d23: Not talking

[x2c.xanga.com image 364x272]

for once in his life.


No, you see, this is Satan's fault.
 
2012-08-25 08:09:35 PM
OBAAAAMA!!
 
2012-08-25 08:09:43 PM
"RNC convention" is like "ATM machine"
 
2012-08-25 08:09:59 PM

doyner: Since it was ok to terminate most of the first day's proceedings, does this mean that it was a legitimate hurricane?


+1, would comment again.
 
2012-08-25 08:10:19 PM

Confabulat: "RNC convention" is like "ATM machine"


Republican National Committee Convention
 
2012-08-25 08:11:02 PM
That old Kenyan witch doctor done got the juju working.
 
2012-08-25 08:11:07 PM
images.tvrage.com

Obama's secret weapon
 
2012-08-25 08:11:11 PM

doyner: Confabulat: "RNC convention" is like "ATM machine"

Republican National Committee Convention


But no one ever refers to it like that.
 
2012-08-25 08:11:11 PM

GAT_00: I'm still saddened that this thing likely won't turn or slow down before reaching Tampa. A hurricane disrupting the entire RNC would be beyond hilarious.


My reading comprehension is failing.

Did you mean will turn?
 
2012-08-25 08:11:17 PM
Go Canes! Should 've held it in Miamuh.
 
2012-08-25 08:11:19 PM
It's good for the RNC. It's hard for OWS, anarchists, and other Dem low-lifes to do the revolution (as attempted in Minnesota in 2008) when buckets of water are being poured on your head.
 
2012-08-25 08:11:37 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Don't worry, fellow republicans, Brownie's got everything under control
 
2012-08-25 08:11:46 PM
Pussies. Tampa isn't even in the cone. If they knew they were going to shiat themselves over a little rain maybe they shouldn't have had their convention in Florida during hurricane season.
 
2012-08-25 08:12:05 PM
img31.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-25 08:12:11 PM

doyner: Since it was ok to terminate most of the first day's proceedings, does this mean that it was a legitimate hurricane?


Bravo sir, take a bow
 
2012-08-25 08:12:15 PM

d23: Not talking

[x2c.xanga.com image 364x272]

for once in his life.


He already blamed one hurricane on teh gays. It'd be redundant for him to do it again..
 
2012-08-25 08:12:21 PM

Mart Laar's beard shaver: It's good for the RNC. It's hard for OWS, anarchists, and other Dem low-lifes to do the revolution (as attempted in Minnesota in 2008) when buckets of water are being poured on your head.


Now that I think about it, there's a waterboarding joke there somewhere.
 
2012-08-25 08:12:22 PM
cdn.nextround.net
 
2012-08-25 08:12:31 PM

Confabulat: "RNC convention" is like "ATM machine"


Because there will be plenty of ATM going on at the RNC.
 
2012-08-25 08:12:40 PM
Do hurricanes blow or suck?
 
2012-08-25 08:12:41 PM

Confabulat: "RNC convention" is like "ATM machine"


Ass To Mouth machine? That's just absurd.
 
2012-08-25 08:13:04 PM
HERE I AM
 
2012-08-25 08:13:07 PM
Guarantee that if this took place involving a DNC convention, Fox News would be invoking the G word.
 
2012-08-25 08:13:24 PM
Praise Jesus!
 
2012-08-25 08:14:27 PM

doyner: Since it was ok to terminate most of the first day's proceedings, does this mean that it was a legitimate hurricane?


100 cans of bees drunk for you
 
2012-08-25 08:14:53 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Confabulat: "RNC convention" is like "ATM machine"

Ass To Mouth machine? That's just absurd.


Once again... PRAY FOR LISA ANN!
 
2012-08-25 08:15:27 PM
Whatever. I'm more concerned Isaac will hit here. I'm too far for the storm surge, but can't predict the wind.

If it goes by here then Pensicola is going to get slammed hard.
 
2012-08-25 08:15:52 PM

GAT_00: I'm still saddened that this thing likely won't turn or slow down before reaching Tampa. A hurricane disrupting the entire RNC would be beyond hilarious.


It's my hometown and my parents still live there, so I'd rather Tampa not wash away. I'll satisfy myself with the Republicans acting like a bunch of pussies.

It's a little water, you candyasses.
 
2012-08-25 08:16:20 PM
They haven't been listening closely enough to God.
 
2012-08-25 08:16:25 PM

Molavian: Do hurricanes blow or suck?


Yes.
 
2012-08-25 08:16:28 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Just seems to fit.
 
2012-08-25 08:16:33 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Confabulat: "RNC convention" is like "ATM machine"

Ass To Mouth machine? That's just absurd.


While I appreciate the accolades for my statement, THIS is what art looks like.
 
2012-08-25 08:16:46 PM

Molavian: Do hurricanes blow or suck?


They tend to take a wide stance.
 
2012-08-25 08:16:51 PM
For Bush, this brings back his guitar playing during Katrina.
 
2012-08-25 08:17:03 PM

ManateeGag: found the device.


Nice. That's why Obama is better than Cobra, once you have the machine working you don't pontificate about using it, you just start using it and let the victims figure it out on their own.

Although, the Pyramid of Darkness might be better suited for this...
 
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