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(The Daily Dolt)   Lawmaker who thinks gays are a threat to kids drunkenly slams his boat Into five of them; kids reportedly injured but still straight   (thedailydolt.com) divider line 94
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2012-08-25 11:14:17 AM
Was that picture taken before or after he slammed his face into the front of the boat?
 
2012-08-25 11:28:41 AM
At least he's walking the "Party of Personal Responsibility" walk and admitted mere hours after the accident that he was at fault. No lawyer by his side, nor spokesperson making the admission. He didn't try to weasel out of going to trial for years or try to get off on a technicality. He was wheeled out of the hospital and said, "Yup, I was at fault."

He's still a religious douche bag, and I'd never vote for him (not that I could, as his district neighbors mine), but I have to respect him for admitting he was in the wrong when so many others like him have not.
 
2012-08-25 11:32:32 AM

Gecko Gingrich: At least he's walking the "Party of Personal Responsibility" walk and admitted mere hours after the accident that he was at fault. No lawyer by his side, nor spokesperson making the admission. He didn't try to weasel out of going to trial for years or try to get off on a technicality. He was wheeled out of the hospital and said, "Yup, I was at fault."

He's still a religious douche bag, and I'd never vote for him (not that I could, as his district neighbors mine), but I have to respect him for admitting he was in the wrong when so many others like him have not.


Yeah, I saw that too. Good for him for that, although I guess it says something when we're surprised and impressed when a politician -- gasp! -- admits wrongdoing when caught red-handed.
 
2012-08-25 11:38:09 AM
I'm glad the kids are ok.

It's a good thing jail rape sessions for Republicans are now illegitimate. He wont feel a thing.
 
2012-08-25 11:42:01 AM

Godscrack: I'm glad the kids are ok.

It's a good thing jail rape sessions for Republicans are now illegitimate. He wont feel a thing.


No, from what I understand from doctors, it's only women's uteruses that are magical, not men's butts, so he still might get pregnant.
 
2012-08-25 11:49:22 AM

LRA61380: it's only women's uteruses that are magical, not men's butts, so he still might get pregnant.


Then he could be charged for murder for flushing his kids.
 
2012-08-25 12:58:59 PM

Gecko Gingrich: At least he's walking the "Party of Personal Responsibility" walk and admitted mere hours after the accident that he was at fault. No lawyer by his side, nor spokesperson making the admission. He didn't try to weasel out of going to trial for years or try to get off on a technicality. He was wheeled out of the hospital and said, "Yup, I was at fault."


I'm sure the parents of the injured kids will be grateful that he has fully accepted responsibility for the incident. Their lawyers will likewill be pleased.

On a serious note, how was he even able to find the time to give accept blame? I would think that someone who just committed what amounts to a DUI that ended with five people hositalized would have at least spent the night in the drunk tank.
 
2012-08-25 01:20:53 PM

Godscrack: It's a good thing jail rape sessions for Republicans are now illegitimate. He wont feel a thing.


He won't be able to get pregnant so we'll know he's a goddamned whore.
 
2012-08-25 01:56:37 PM
quick, we need a law to ban all lawmakers from public, ITS FOR THE SAFETY OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!
 
2012-08-25 01:59:00 PM
What's with all the recent homophobia?

Didn't we have a bunch of recent polls about how more people are favoring gay marriage now? Or is this just Fark and Drew"s laughing behind the curtain Heineken again?
 
2012-08-25 01:59:15 PM

Politicandy: Gecko Gingrich: At least he's walking the "Party of Personal Responsibility" walk and admitted mere hours after the accident that he was at fault. No lawyer by his side, nor spokesperson making the admission. He didn't try to weasel out of going to trial for years or try to get off on a technicality. He was wheeled out of the hospital and said, "Yup, I was at fault."

He's still a religious douche bag, and I'd never vote for him (not that I could, as his district neighbors mine), but I have to respect him for admitting he was in the wrong when so many others like him have not.

Yeah, I saw that too. Good for him for that, although I guess it says something when we're surprised and impressed when a politician -- gasp! -- admits wrongdoing when caught red-handed.


Props to him.
 
2012-08-25 01:59:26 PM

LRA61380: Godscrack: I'm glad the kids are ok.

It's a good thing jail rape sessions for Republicans are now illegitimate. He wont feel a thing.

No, from what I understand from doctors, it's only women's uteruses that are magical, not men's butts, so he still might get pregnant.


If they don't have a uterus, they can't get raped.
 
2012-08-25 02:03:02 PM
I will be very surprised if he sees a day in jail for this or even a fine. He'll spend a week at a five-star rehab resort and come right back to pounding on bigoted, evil-minded bullshiat.
 
2012-08-25 02:03:04 PM

whidbey: What's with all the recent homophobia?

Didn't we have a bunch of recent polls about how more people are favoring gay marriage now? Or is this just Fark and Drew"s laughing behind the curtain Heineken again?


He's a Tea Party moron, of course he's going to be homophobic.
 
2012-08-25 02:04:07 PM

Gecko Gingrich: At least he's walking the "Party of Personal Responsibility" walk and admitted mere hours after the accident that he was at fault. No lawyer by his side, nor spokesperson making the admission. He didn't try to weasel out of going to trial for years or try to get off on a technicality. He was wheeled out of the hospital and said, "Yup, I was at fault."

He's still a religious douche bag, and I'd never vote for him (not that I could, as his district neighbors mine), but I have to respect him for admitting he was in the wrong when so many others like him have not.


How was he able to make that statement not from the drunk tank? Mere hours after the accident with that kind of blood alcohol level? After causing an accident that caused a kid to be flown out via Care Flight?
 
2012-08-25 02:04:22 PM

whidbey: What's with all the recent homophobia?

Didn't we have a bunch of recent polls about how more people are favoring gay marriage now? Or is this just Fark and Drew"s laughing behind the curtain Heineken again?


More people where? Something tells me that the Bible Belt is still gonna be vehemently against.
 
2012-08-25 02:05:51 PM
Danger: Republicans on water.
A few years ago my congressman, Rep. Denny Rehberg, R-Montana, went boozin' and cruisin' into a pile of rocks and almost killed one of his staffers. Now he's running for promotion to the U.S. Senate on a big wave of SuperPAC money.
 
2012-08-25 02:06:50 PM
That video of the preacher was interesting but where was the congressional representative?

/wow, did the opening prayer ever end or was the whole thing a prayer?
 
2012-08-25 02:10:17 PM
Drinking while boating is pretty much the official state past time of Maryland.
 
2012-08-25 02:12:22 PM
CRASH THE GAY AWAY
 
2012-08-25 02:13:50 PM

whidbey: What's with all the recent homophobia?

Didn't we have a bunch of recent polls about how more people are favoring gay marriage now? Or is this just Fark and Drew"s laughing behind the curtain Heineken again?


As gays become more accepted, the bigots get louder and more desperate.
 
2012-08-25 02:15:33 PM
This man is a hero for defending our children from the pedophile buttfarkers that constitute the entirety of the homosexual activist base. Good on him for not caving in to political correctness when standing up for our kids.
 
2012-08-25 02:16:38 PM
www.thedailydolt.com
Completely
Totally
100%
NOT a CLOSET CASE

no way
 
2012-08-25 02:18:43 PM
Thankfully, doctors report that none of the children have expressed any interest in having Cher visit them in the hospital, though.

Damn those liberal parents. Damn them, damn them.
 
2012-08-25 02:27:48 PM

pootsie: Completely
Totally
100%
NOT a CLOSET CASE

no way


Eeeeewwww. If he is a closet case, he needs to stay there. I'd rather fark a garbage disposal...
 
2012-08-25 02:29:06 PM
FTFA he was drinking with another man on his boat

And exactly what this mans relationship with this lawmaker?
 
2012-08-25 02:30:12 PM

TheOther: Politicandy: Gecko Gingrich: At least he's walking the "Party of Personal Responsibility" walk and admitted mere hours after the accident that he was at fault. No lawyer by his side, nor spokesperson making the admission. He didn't try to weasel out of going to trial for years or try to get off on a technicality. He was wheeled out of the hospital and said, "Yup, I was at fault."

He's still a religious douche bag, and I'd never vote for him (not that I could, as his district neighbors mine), but I have to respect him for admitting he was in the wrong when so many others like him have not.

Yeah, I saw that too. Good for him for that, although I guess it says something when we're surprised and impressed when a politician -- gasp! -- admits wrongdoing when caught red-handed.

Props to him.


What could have impelled him to do such a thing?
 
2012-08-25 02:30:24 PM
Why didn't his gaydar detect the smaller vessel before he slammed into it?
 
2012-08-25 02:32:17 PM

Gecko Gingrich: At least he's walking the "Party of Personal Responsibility" walk and admitted mere hours after the accident that he was at fault. No lawyer by his side, nor spokesperson making the admission. He didn't try to weasel out of going to trial for years or try to get off on a technicality. He was wheeled out of the hospital and said, "Yup, I was at fault."

He's still a religious douche bag, and I'd never vote for him (not that I could, as his district neighbors mine), but I have to respect him for admitting he was in the wrong when so many others like him have not.


It's rather sad that you have to "respect" someone who got drunk and plowed their boat into 5 kids, simply because they took responsibility for it. I mean, I understand where you're coming from, but the fact that standards have got so low is rather annoying. I'd respect him more if he didn't drunkenly hit 5 kids with a boat.
 
2012-08-25 02:32:55 PM
"mommy!!!???, Why did that gay man ram his boat into us and almost kill us???!!??

"don't worry dear. He is passing a bill to get his ass thrown out of office for committing crimes in society".

/Did he 'rear end' the boat or was it a fully frontal head on??
 
2012-08-25 02:33:34 PM
FTFA: "For instance, earlier this year Dwyer supported a ballot measure to strip lawmakers of their office when found guilty of serious crimes. You know, things like drunkenly crashing your boat into a bunch of kids."

I wonder if he'll be rethinking his support for this bill.
 
2012-08-25 02:33:35 PM
How much time do you think he'll spend in jail?
 
2012-08-25 02:38:06 PM
www.thedailydolt.com

Gentlemen... I mean... Ladies....
 
2012-08-25 02:40:51 PM

PanicMan: Drinking while boating is pretty much the official state past time of Maryland.


The founding fathers couldn't possible have conceived of our modern ability to commit negligent aquatic vehicular homicide. Obviously we need to go back to 18th century nautical technology, drunken sailing has barely killed anyone according to the 2011 Statistical Abstract!
 
2012-08-25 02:51:39 PM
And by "slammed his boat into them" you mean.....
 
2012-08-25 02:52:42 PM

whidbey: What's with all the recent homophobia?

Didn't we have a bunch of recent polls about how more people are favoring gay marriage now?


Yeah, what's up?

Even the President said that he is no longer a homophobe since he is now
okay with gay marriage.
 
2012-08-25 02:52:54 PM

pootsie: [www.thedailydolt.com image 230x326]
Completely
Totally
100%
NOT a CLOSET CASE

no way


Nice Sheldon Cooper grimace he's got there.
 
2012-08-25 02:55:07 PM

pootsie: [www.thedailydolt.com image 230x326]
Completely
Totally
100%
NOT a CLOSET CASE

no way


If you think you can determine a person's sexual preferences by their picture, you are a homophobe.
 
2012-08-25 02:56:04 PM

whidbey: What's with all the recent homophobia?


The general population is becoming more tolerant and accepting of gays and equal rights. As a result the social conservatives are going full speed derp in retaliation. It's the last dying gasps of the social dinosaurs. They're determined to be dragged into the future kicking and screaming.
 
2012-08-25 02:59:31 PM

Karac: Gecko Gingrich: At least he's walking the "Party of Personal Responsibility" walk and admitted mere hours after the accident that he was at fault. No lawyer by his side, nor spokesperson making the admission. He didn't try to weasel out of going to trial for years or try to get off on a technicality. He was wheeled out of the hospital and said, "Yup, I was at fault."

I'm sure the parents of the injured kids will be grateful that he has fully accepted responsibility for the incident. Their lawyers will likewill be pleased.

On a serious note, how was he even able to find the time to give accept blame? I would think that someone who just committed what amounts to a DUI that ended with five people hositalized would have at least spent the night in the drunk tank.


Know how I know he's not poor?
 
2012-08-25 02:59:37 PM
And it's not like he can even look forward to finding Jesus in prison.
 
2012-08-25 03:00:09 PM

LRA61380: No, from what I understand from doctors, it's only women's uteruses that are magical, not men's butts, so he still might get pregnant.


I dunno, my butt is pretty magical. Ask anyone.
 
2012-08-25 03:01:03 PM

Ghastly: whidbey: What's with all the recent homophobia?


The general population is becoming more tolerant and accepting of gays and equal rights. As a result the social conservatives are going full speed derp in retaliation. It's the last dying gasps of the social dinosaurs. They're determined to be dragged into the future kicking and screaming.


Well, it worked with Biden dragging 0bama into the 20th century.

/yes I know it is now the 21st century
 
2012-08-25 03:03:29 PM
Dwyer, a Tea Party Republican

Here was a surprise.
 
2012-08-25 03:05:21 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: Well, it worked with Biden dragging 0bama into the 20th century.


lolwut ?
 
2012-08-25 03:11:33 PM

alienated: tenpoundsofcheese: Well, it worked with Biden dragging 0bama into the 20th century.

lolwut ?


Biden forced 0bama's hand to publicly announce that he supports gay marriage and therefore is no longer a homophobe.
 
2012-08-25 03:14:58 PM

LordJiro: whidbey: What's with all the recent homophobia?

Didn't we have a bunch of recent polls about how more people are favoring gay marriage now? Or is this just Fark and Drew"s laughing behind the curtain Heineken again?

As gays become more accepted, the bigots get louder and more desperate.


As do religionists, who have a vested interest in making sure no one what else they've been saying is bullshiat.
 
2012-08-25 03:15:22 PM

Ghastly: The general population is becoming more tolerant and accepting of gays and equal rights. As a result the social conservatives are going full speed derp in retaliation. It's the last dying gasps of the social dinosaurs. They're determined to be dragged into the future kicking and screaming.


I'm sure that after the dust settles and "the gay agenda" is taught in schools they will turn to the next great threat to our moral well being.
 
2012-08-25 03:15:32 PM

whidbey: What's with all the recent homophobia?


The same group that targeted blacks 50 years ago, know better than to make it obvious now. (Unless they're police or prison authorities)

What's next? gays and Hispanics. This said group always need war, bloodshed and enemies. Conquer, divide and profit.

It's in their bible.
 
2012-08-25 03:16:16 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: Biden forced 0bama's hand to publicly announce that he supports gay marriage and therefore is no longer a homophobe.


Um, not. Obama simply sensed a way to get more gay votes. He does not support gay marriage, but needs the votes from the queer community....Joe just forced his hand. Dems always use the queer community as an atm/bank.

But, nice try using a zero instead of an O .
 
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