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		Baldwin brother arrested in New York. No, not that one. Or that one. The other one. No, not that one, the other one. Yeah. Him (blog.sfgate.com)		45
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CraicBaby		2012-08-25 01:02:38 PM

He shouldn't have let Jesus take the wheel.

HakunaMatata		2012-08-25 01:35:15 PM

Aggravated suspended license?

Wat

Ed Finnerty		2012-08-25 02:37:58 PM

I thought it was Churchy Balwin but it was Greasy Baldwin.

Mega Steve		2012-08-25 04:52:09 PM

Ed Finnerty: I thought it was Churchy Balwin but it was Greasy Baldwin.

Aren't they all greasy?

FLMountainMan		2012-08-25 04:54:47 PM

His political views differ from mine, so he's a shiatty actor.

/Alec, Matthew, Stephen, Adam, doesn't matter....

Flint Ironstag		2012-08-25 04:56:49 PM

Are they going to put him in a line up with some cons who look nothing like him?

Apos		2012-08-25 05:05:26 PM

Flint Ironstag: Are they going to put him in a line up with some cons who look nothing like him?

+1 for The Usual Suspects reference.

Ed Finnerty		2012-08-25 05:09:37 PM

Mega Steve: Ed Finnerty: I thought it was Churchy Balwin but it was Greasy Baldwin.

Aren't they all greasy?

Much like snakes, Baldwins only look greasy but are actually dry to the touch. Except for Greasy Baldwin, who bathes in Crisco.

cousin-merle		2012-08-25 05:13:11 PM

Ed Finnerty: I thought it was Churchy Balwin but it was Greasy Baldwin.

Stephen is the churchy one.

sirrerun		2012-08-25 05:14:54 PM

Sorry Subby, it was exactly the one I thought it was.

Flint Ironstag		2012-08-25 05:15:49 PM

Apos: Flint Ironstag: Are they going to put him in a line up with some cons who look nothing like him?

+1 for The Usual Suspects reference.

It was either that or post the "Alec Baldwin. F.A.G." pic from Team America.

Mega Steve		2012-08-25 05:21:01 PM

FLMountainMan: His political views differ from mine, so and he's a shiatty actor.

FTFY. Stephen is worst of all the Baldwins. What has he made that's worth watching aside from The Usual Suspects and Biodome?

/I only include Biodome because of the presence of Kylie Minogue
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/Can't believe Pauly Shore got to fondle dat ass

Ed Finnerty		2012-08-25 05:22:46 PM

cousin-merle: Ed Finnerty: I thought it was Churchy Balwin but it was Greasy Baldwin.

Stephen is the churchy one.

Damn it.

LewDux		2012-08-25 05:24:33 PM

SO MUCH BOLD

Apos		2012-08-25 05:26:49 PM

Flint Ironstag: Apos: Flint Ironstag: Are they going to put him in a line up with some cons who look nothing like him?

+1 for The Usual Suspects reference.

It was either that or post the "Alec Baldwin. F.A.G." pic from Team America.

Which only reinforces the wisdom of your choice.

fusillade762		2012-08-25 05:27:07 PM

FLMountainMan: Adam

He's the best Baldwin brother.

flushdepot		2012-08-25 05:40:48 PM

Jeebus this is some hard ass hitting news. Good job smitty.

Automator		2012-08-25 05:42:16 PM

sirrerun: Sorry Subby, it was exactly the one I thought it was.

SoupJohnB		2012-08-25 05:44:45 PM

I was thrown out of bar in New York City once...

/grins, puffs and raises lowball glass

//sorry, redneck humor

PillsHere		2012-08-25 05:48:25 PM

Mega Steve: FLMountainMan: His political views differ from mine, so and he's a shiatty actor.

FTFY. Stephen is worst of all the Baldwins. What has he made that's worth watching aside from The Usual Suspects and Biodome?

/I only include Biodome because of the presence of Kylie Minogue
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/Can't believe Pauly Shore got to fondle dat ass

I remember liking Threesome when I was a kid.

carrion_luggage		2012-08-25 05:52:04 PM

He was driving with a suspended license Soze arrested him.

HotIgneous Intruder		2012-08-25 06:03:57 PM

Because in New York City, nobody, but Nobody, makes illegal turns. And if they do, you can rest assured that they are master criminals at best, Muslin terra-bringers at worst.

Dog Welder		2012-08-25 06:19:25 PM

Isn't it kind of sad that when they listed the role he's most recently well known for they had to go all the way back to "The Usual Suspects?"

MemoryInMotion		2012-08-25 06:38:10 PM

HakunaMatata: Aggravated suspended license?

Wat

'zactly what I came to ask.

das		2012-08-25 06:41:52 PM

The detainment of a lesser Baldwin.

The_Knarf		2012-08-25 08:19:52 PM

Same thing happened to me a couple of weeks ago, only I was pulled over for clipping a double yellow line. I was honestly shocked when he told me my license was suspended from some stupid stop back in January and I forgot to cross one of my "t"s on my paperwork. I honestly had no idea, completely took care of it the next day. But that didn't stop them from arresting me and impounding my car($500 I'll never see again)

/CSB
//getting a kick and all that

janzee		2012-08-25 09:09:21 PM

Is he responsible for the 'duckface'?

GreenAdder		2012-08-25 09:38:04 PM

"We are Baldwin brothers. Not the good ones, but the others."
/Do you even know what a Wawa is?

Mega Steve		2012-08-25 10:22:12 PM

GreenAdder: /Do you even know what a Wawa is?

I do.
www.nndb.com

awfulperson		2012-08-25 10:24:24 PM

Couldn't have happened to a better Baldwin br...hey, there's Marcia Cross's vagina!

KrispyKritter		2012-08-25 11:10:22 PM

The_Knarf: Same thing happened to me a couple of weeks ago, only I was pulled over for clipping a double yellow line. I was honestly shocked when he told me my license was suspended from some stupid stop back in January and I forgot to cross one of my "t"s on my paperwork. I honestly had no idea, completely took care of it the next day. But that didn't stop them from arresting me and impounding my car($500 I'll never see again)

/CSB
//getting a kick and all that

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HeliumAddict		2012-08-25 11:12:15 PM

Why does this dude ALWAYS look like he's baked out of his mind?

vudukungfu		2012-08-25 11:16:48 PM

das: The detainment of a lesser Baldwin.

mst3k ref

therecksays		2012-08-26 12:55:51 AM

Stephen had 2 movies in him "3Some" and "Usual Suspects." Everything else has been crap. Apparently to get off the dope he switched that up for an addiction to church which in its self isn't bad but the church he chose was one of the asshole really right wing ones.

farkityfarker		2012-08-26 01:17:50 AM

He showed his bare ass in Threesome, and I recall it being a nice one. Of course, that was many years ago.

das		2012-08-26 01:41:47 AM

vudukungfu: das: The detainment of a lesser Baldwin.

mst3k ref

I was thinking of South Park Uncut...etc.

Vash's Apprentice		2012-08-26 02:42:08 AM

FLMountainMan: His political views differ from mine, so he's a shiatty actor.

/Alec, Matthew, Stephen, Adam, doesn't matter....

Don't forget Michael.

abhorrent1		2012-08-26 07:36:27 AM

aggravated unlicensed operator of a motor vehicle

Really? I feel beeter knowing he's in jail.
Just write a farking ticket and move on. Don't they have more important things to worry about in that shiat-hole.

thamike		2012-08-26 08:57:33 AM

You're such a tough guy, McManus.

Your_Huckleberry		2012-08-26 09:53:20 AM

Dog Welder: Isn't it kind of sad that when they listed the role he's most recently well known for they had to go all the way back to "The Usual Suspects?"

Some people peak years ago, some end up suing Kevin Costner.

But what would they have to list for a well known role for The other B level Baldwins, Danny and Steven? Harley Davidson and The Marlbro Man? Backdraft? Steven Baldwin's listless effort voicing Batman?

thamike		2012-08-26 03:41:57 PM

Your_Huckleberry: But what would they have to list for a well known role for The other B level Baldwins, Danny and Steven? Harley Davidson and The Marlbro Man? Backdraft? Steven Baldwin's listless effort voicing Batman?

You mean Billy Baldwin. He was in Backdraft and Flatliners. Daniel Baldwin (The Fat Baldwin, before they were all fat Baldwins) was in Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man. Who's Steven Baldwin?

Apos		2012-08-26 04:02:03 PM

thamike: Your_Huckleberry: But what would they have to list for a well known role for The other B level Baldwins, Danny and Steven? Harley Davidson and The Marlbro Man? Backdraft? Steven Baldwin's listless effort voicing Batman?

You mean Billy Baldwin. He was in Backdraft and Flatliners. Daniel Baldwin (The Fat Baldwin, before they were all fat Baldwins) was in Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man. Who's Steven Baldwin?

Stephen Baldwin's the youngest portly Baldwin. Best known for great fare like The Usual Suspects.....and countless SyFy/straight-to-DVD schlock.

thamike		2012-08-26 04:02:56 PM

Apos: thamike: Your_Huckleberry: But what would they have to list for a well known role for The other B level Baldwins, Danny and Steven? Harley Davidson and The Marlbro Man? Backdraft? Steven Baldwin's listless effort voicing Batman?

You mean Billy Baldwin. He was in Backdraft and Flatliners. Daniel Baldwin (The Fat Baldwin, before they were all fat Baldwins) was in Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man. Who's Steven Baldwin?

Stephen Baldwin's the youngest portly Baldwin. Best known for great fare like The Usual Suspects.....and countless SyFy/straight-to-DVD schlock.

The joke, it was there.

Apos		2012-08-26 04:03:43 PM

thamike: Apos: thamike: Your_Huckleberry: But what would they have to list for a well known role for The other B level Baldwins, Danny and Steven? Harley Davidson and The Marlbro Man? Backdraft? Steven Baldwin's listless effort voicing Batman?

You mean Billy Baldwin. He was in Backdraft and Flatliners. Daniel Baldwin (The Fat Baldwin, before they were all fat Baldwins) was in Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man. Who's Steven Baldwin?

Stephen Baldwin's the youngest portly Baldwin. Best known for great fare like The Usual Suspects.....and countless SyFy/straight-to-DVD schlock.

The joke, it was there.

Oh...Yeah.