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(SFGate)   Baldwin brother arrested in New York. No, not that one. Or that one. The other one. No, not that one, the other one. Yeah. Him   (blog.sfgate.com) divider line 45
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2012-08-25 01:02:38 PM
He shouldn't have let Jesus take the wheel.
 
2012-08-25 01:35:15 PM
Aggravated suspended license?

Wat
 
2012-08-25 02:37:58 PM
I thought it was Churchy Balwin but it was Greasy Baldwin.
 
2012-08-25 04:52:09 PM

Ed Finnerty: I thought it was Churchy Balwin but it was Greasy Baldwin.


Aren't they all greasy?
 
2012-08-25 04:54:47 PM
His political views differ from mine, so he's a shiatty actor.

/Alec, Matthew, Stephen, Adam, doesn't matter....
 
2012-08-25 04:56:49 PM
Are they going to put him in a line up with some cons who look nothing like him?
 
2012-08-25 05:05:26 PM

Flint Ironstag: Are they going to put him in a line up with some cons who look nothing like him?


+1 for The Usual Suspects reference.
 
2012-08-25 05:09:37 PM

Mega Steve: Ed Finnerty: I thought it was Churchy Balwin but it was Greasy Baldwin.

Aren't they all greasy?


Much like snakes, Baldwins only look greasy but are actually dry to the touch. Except for Greasy Baldwin, who bathes in Crisco.
 
2012-08-25 05:13:11 PM

Ed Finnerty: I thought it was Churchy Balwin but it was Greasy Baldwin.


Stephen is the churchy one.
 
2012-08-25 05:14:54 PM
Sorry Subby, it was exactly the one I thought it was.
 
2012-08-25 05:15:49 PM

Apos: Flint Ironstag: Are they going to put him in a line up with some cons who look nothing like him?

+1 for The Usual Suspects reference.


It was either that or post the "Alec Baldwin. F.A.G." pic from Team America.
 
2012-08-25 05:21:01 PM

FLMountainMan: His political views differ from mine, so and he's a shiatty actor.


FTFY. Stephen is worst of all the Baldwins. What has he made that's worth watching aside from The Usual Suspects and Biodome?

/I only include Biodome because of the presence of Kylie Minogue
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/Can't believe Pauly Shore got to fondle dat ass
 
2012-08-25 05:22:46 PM

cousin-merle: Ed Finnerty: I thought it was Churchy Balwin but it was Greasy Baldwin.

Stephen is the churchy one.


Damn it.
 
2012-08-25 05:24:33 PM
SO MUCH BOLD
 
2012-08-25 05:26:49 PM

Flint Ironstag: Apos: Flint Ironstag: Are they going to put him in a line up with some cons who look nothing like him?

+1 for The Usual Suspects reference.

It was either that or post the "Alec Baldwin. F.A.G." pic from Team America.



Which only reinforces the wisdom of your choice.
 
2012-08-25 05:27:07 PM

FLMountainMan: Adam


He's the best Baldwin brother.
 
2012-08-25 05:40:48 PM
Jeebus this is some hard ass hitting news. Good job smitty.
 
2012-08-25 05:42:16 PM

sirrerun: Sorry Subby, it was exactly the one I thought it was.

 
2012-08-25 05:44:45 PM
I was thrown out of bar in New York City once...

/grins, puffs and raises lowball glass

//sorry, redneck humor
 
2012-08-25 05:48:25 PM

Mega Steve: FLMountainMan: His political views differ from mine, so and he's a shiatty actor.

FTFY. Stephen is worst of all the Baldwins. What has he made that's worth watching aside from The Usual Suspects and Biodome?

/I only include Biodome because of the presence of Kylie Minogue
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/Can't believe Pauly Shore got to fondle dat ass


I remember liking Threesome when I was a kid.
 
2012-08-25 05:52:04 PM
He was driving with a suspended license Soze arrested him.
 
2012-08-25 06:03:57 PM
Because in New York City, nobody, but Nobody, makes illegal turns. And if they do, you can rest assured that they are master criminals at best, Muslin terra-bringers at worst.
 
2012-08-25 06:19:25 PM
Isn't it kind of sad that when they listed the role he's most recently well known for they had to go all the way back to "The Usual Suspects?"
 
2012-08-25 06:38:10 PM

HakunaMatata: Aggravated suspended license?

Wat


'zactly what I came to ask.
 
das
2012-08-25 06:41:52 PM
The detainment of a lesser Baldwin.
 
2012-08-25 08:19:52 PM
Same thing happened to me a couple of weeks ago, only I was pulled over for clipping a double yellow line. I was honestly shocked when he told me my license was suspended from some stupid stop back in January and I forgot to cross one of my "t"s on my paperwork. I honestly had no idea, completely took care of it the next day. But that didn't stop them from arresting me and impounding my car($500 I'll never see again)

/CSB
//getting a kick and all that
 
2012-08-25 09:09:21 PM
Is he responsible for the 'duckface'?
 
2012-08-25 09:38:04 PM
"We are Baldwin brothers. Not the good ones, but the others."
/Do you even know what a Wawa is?
 
2012-08-25 10:22:12 PM

GreenAdder: /Do you even know what a Wawa is?


I do.
www.nndb.com
 
2012-08-25 10:24:24 PM
Couldn't have happened to a better Baldwin br...hey, there's Marcia Cross's vagina!
 
2012-08-25 11:10:22 PM

The_Knarf: Same thing happened to me a couple of weeks ago, only I was pulled over for clipping a double yellow line. I was honestly shocked when he told me my license was suspended from some stupid stop back in January and I forgot to cross one of my "t"s on my paperwork. I honestly had no idea, completely took care of it the next day. But that didn't stop them from arresting me and impounding my car($500 I'll never see again)

/CSB
//getting a kick and all that


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Whatever happened to dear old Lenny?
The great Elmyra, and Sancho Panza?
Whatever happened to the heroes?
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Whatever happened to all the heroes?
All the Shakespearoes?
They watched their Rome burn
Whatever happened to the heroes?
Whatever happened to the heroes?

No more heroes any more
No more heroes any more

Whatever happened to all the heroes?
All the Shakespearoes?
They watched their Rome burn
Whatever happened to the heroes?
Whatever happened to the heroes?

No more heroes any more
No more heroes any more
 
2012-08-25 11:12:15 PM
Why does this dude ALWAYS look like he's baked out of his mind?
 
2012-08-25 11:16:48 PM

das: The detainment of a lesser Baldwin.


mst3k ref
 
2012-08-26 12:55:51 AM
Stephen had 2 movies in him "3Some" and "Usual Suspects." Everything else has been crap. Apparently to get off the dope he switched that up for an addiction to church which in its self isn't bad but the church he chose was one of the asshole really right wing ones.
 
2012-08-26 01:17:50 AM
He showed his bare ass in Threesome, and I recall it being a nice one. Of course, that was many years ago.
 
das
2012-08-26 01:41:47 AM

vudukungfu: das: The detainment of a lesser Baldwin.

mst3k ref


I was thinking of South Park Uncut...etc.
 
2012-08-26 02:42:08 AM

FLMountainMan: His political views differ from mine, so he's a shiatty actor.

/Alec, Matthew, Stephen, Adam, doesn't matter....


Don't forget Michael.
 
2012-08-26 07:36:27 AM
aggravated unlicensed operator of a motor vehicle

Really? I feel beeter knowing he's in jail.
Just write a farking ticket and move on. Don't they have more important things to worry about in that shiat-hole.
 
2012-08-26 08:57:33 AM
You're such a tough guy, McManus.
 
2012-08-26 09:53:20 AM

Dog Welder: Isn't it kind of sad that when they listed the role he's most recently well known for they had to go all the way back to "The Usual Suspects?"


Some people peak years ago, some end up suing Kevin Costner.

But what would they have to list for a well known role for The other B level Baldwins, Danny and Steven? Harley Davidson and The Marlbro Man? Backdraft? Steven Baldwin's listless effort voicing Batman?
 
2012-08-26 03:41:57 PM

Your_Huckleberry: But what would they have to list for a well known role for The other B level Baldwins, Danny and Steven? Harley Davidson and The Marlbro Man? Backdraft? Steven Baldwin's listless effort voicing Batman?


You mean Billy Baldwin. He was in Backdraft and Flatliners. Daniel Baldwin (The Fat Baldwin, before they were all fat Baldwins) was in Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man. Who's Steven Baldwin?
 
2012-08-26 04:02:03 PM

thamike: Your_Huckleberry: But what would they have to list for a well known role for The other B level Baldwins, Danny and Steven? Harley Davidson and The Marlbro Man? Backdraft? Steven Baldwin's listless effort voicing Batman?

You mean Billy Baldwin. He was in Backdraft and Flatliners. Daniel Baldwin (The Fat Baldwin, before they were all fat Baldwins) was in Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man. Who's Steven Baldwin?


Stephen Baldwin's the youngest portly Baldwin. Best known for great fare like The Usual Suspects.....and countless SyFy/straight-to-DVD schlock.
 
2012-08-26 04:02:56 PM

Apos: thamike: Your_Huckleberry: But what would they have to list for a well known role for The other B level Baldwins, Danny and Steven? Harley Davidson and The Marlbro Man? Backdraft? Steven Baldwin's listless effort voicing Batman?

You mean Billy Baldwin. He was in Backdraft and Flatliners. Daniel Baldwin (The Fat Baldwin, before they were all fat Baldwins) was in Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man. Who's Steven Baldwin?

Stephen Baldwin's the youngest portly Baldwin. Best known for great fare like The Usual Suspects.....and countless SyFy/straight-to-DVD schlock.


The joke, it was there.
 
2012-08-26 04:03:43 PM

thamike: Apos: thamike: Your_Huckleberry: But what would they have to list for a well known role for The other B level Baldwins, Danny and Steven? Harley Davidson and The Marlbro Man? Backdraft? Steven Baldwin's listless effort voicing Batman?

You mean Billy Baldwin. He was in Backdraft and Flatliners. Daniel Baldwin (The Fat Baldwin, before they were all fat Baldwins) was in Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man. Who's Steven Baldwin?

Stephen Baldwin's the youngest portly Baldwin. Best known for great fare like The Usual Suspects.....and countless SyFy/straight-to-DVD schlock.

The joke, it was there.


Oh...Yeah.
 
2012-08-27 10:05:55 AM
Maybe Kurt Cameron can bail him out.
 
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