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(Bitten and Bound)   Joan Rivers had Rihanna in her Twitter cross hairs this week. Her first salvo was the time honored "you're an idiot." Ri volleyed with "you're old." #takethatbiatch   (bittenandbound.com ) divider line
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2012-08-25 01:13:42 PM  
Joan has a career.
 
mhd
2012-08-25 01:22:20 PM  
Dang, I was expecting a full-fledged cat-fight showing that Rihanna should pick someone her own size in a battle of the wits (or, come to think of it, any battle), but the actual article disappointed a bit in that regard, Rivers was quite civil and had a point.
 
2012-08-25 01:41:12 PM  
"Ri"?

/I really hate this world sometimes
 
2012-08-25 01:46:39 PM  
www.performingartistes.co.uk
agrees with Rihanna
 
2012-08-25 01:52:06 PM  
Joan Rivers was great on Nerdist recently.
 
2012-08-25 01:55:45 PM  

vudukungfu: Joan has a career.


I don't really count selling stuff on QVC as a career.
 
2012-08-25 01:59:08 PM  
Age happens to everyone who lives long enough, but stupidity is a personal failing. To be fair, it's understandable that a stupid person wouldn't get that.

Am I the only one looking forward to her inevitable Whitney Houston-esque collapse? There are more than enough vapid, talentless skanks in the music industry today, thank you very much. Most of them aren't notorious for publicly declaring their continued love for a steaming turd who gets off on beating women.
 
2012-08-25 02:01:54 PM  

malaktaus: Age happens to everyone who lives long enough, but stupidity is a personal failing. To be fair, it's understandable that a stupid person wouldn't get that.

Am I the only one looking forward to her inevitable Whitney Houston-esque collapse? There are more than enough vapid, talentless skanks in the music industry today, thank you very much. Most of them aren't notorious for publicly declaring their continued love for a steaming turd who gets off on beating women.


yes, only two
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2012-08-25 02:06:17 PM  
She's got a point. Rihanna may be an idiot, but at this rate she will not live to ever be old.
 
2012-08-25 02:28:21 PM  

PsyLord: vudukungfu: Joan has a career.

I don't really count selling stuff on QVC as a career.


She still sells out comedy clubs. In a few years autotune retard won't even even be able to get bobby brown to punch her face in.
 
2012-08-25 02:30:05 PM  
Both are right.
 
2012-08-25 02:30:43 PM  
The only fight in which Rihanna would get the better of Joan is a physical one. Let's see if she has the good sense to realize that.
 
mhd
2012-08-25 02:34:24 PM  

Apos: The only fight in which Rihanna would get the better of Joan is a physical one.


Hmm, after all the surgery, Joan's skin might count as level IIIA armor.
 
2012-08-25 02:34:29 PM  
I don't do Twitter so I don't know a lot about it but I find it hard to believe that all these celebrities are literally sitting down at a computer and writing all this shiat. Guys like Kevin Smith, sure but Joan Rivers? Is "professional ghost Twitterer" a job?
 
2012-08-25 02:36:12 PM  

OhioUGrad: PsyLord: vudukungfu: Joan has a career.

I don't really count selling stuff on QVC as a career.

She still sells out comedy clubs. In a few years autotune retard won't even even be able to get bobby brown to punch her face in.


You're selling Rhianna short. I've never had the pleasure of being in her presence, but I suspect she's the type of young lady whose personality would make Martin Luther King Jr. want to take a swipe at her.
 
mhd
2012-08-25 02:41:19 PM  

Mugato: Is "professional ghost Twitterer" a job?


That's called a "social media consultant" right now, and makes "SEO experts" look good.
(If you're a politician, you just use your interns)

But "sitting down"? It's twitter, where you just pull out your smartphone. It's not like you wouldn't expect Joan or Rihanna not to text. And if you can do that and are famous, here's your 1 million+ twitter followers. Enjoy.
 
2012-08-25 02:44:20 PM  

mhd: Apos: The only fight in which Rihanna would get the better of Joan is a physical one.

Hmm, after all the surgery, Joan's skin might count as level IIIA armor.



Fair point. Leather is a tough fabric to cut.
 
2012-08-25 03:22:12 PM  

Mugato: I don't do Twitter so I don't know a lot about it but I find it hard to believe that all these celebrities are literally sitting down at a computer and writing all this shiat. Guys like Kevin Smith, sure but Joan Rivers? Is "professional ghost Twitterer" a job?


Don't worry, it shows.
 
2012-08-25 03:39:29 PM  

mhd: Hmm, after all the surgery, Joan's skin might count as level IIIA armor.


She's more plastic than human now. Twisted and evil
 
2012-08-25 03:42:31 PM  

rocky_howard: Mugato: I don't do Twitter so I don't know a lot about it but I find it hard to believe that all these celebrities are literally sitting down at a computer and writing all this shiat. Guys like Kevin Smith, sure but Joan Rivers? Is "professional ghost Twitterer" a job?

Don't worry, it shows.


Wow, your impugning my Twitter skills wounds me.
 
2012-08-25 04:07:17 PM  

Mugato: rocky_howard: Mugato: I don't do Twitter so I don't know a lot about it but I find it hard to believe that all these celebrities are literally sitting down at a computer and writing all this shiat. Guys like Kevin Smith, sure but Joan Rivers? Is "professional ghost Twitterer" a job?

Don't worry, it shows.

Wow, your impugning my Twitter skills wounds me.


Jeez, Mugs, it wasn't an impugning. Just being funny. You're one of my faves here. :*
 
2012-08-25 04:10:38 PM  

rocky_howard: Mugato: I don't do Twitter so I don't know a lot about it but I find it hard to believe that all these celebrities are literally sitting down at a computer and writing all this shiat. Guys like Kevin Smith, sure but Joan Rivers? Is "professional ghost Twitterer" a job?

Don't worry, it shows.


Wait, Twitter uses typewriters and dictation machines, yes?
 
2012-08-25 04:28:44 PM  
They're both right.

/can't believe how Rihanna has made life that much more difficult for victims of domestic abuse
 
2012-08-25 04:38:56 PM  
Dat hideous farking nose
 
2012-08-25 05:18:01 PM  

Mugato: rocky_howard: Mugato: I don't do Twitter so I don't know a lot about it but I find it hard to believe that all these celebrities are literally sitting down at a computer and writing all this shiat. Guys like Kevin Smith, sure but Joan Rivers? Is "professional ghost Twitterer" a job?

Don't worry, it shows.

Wow, your impugning my Twitter skills wounds me.


LoL I farkin' love you.
 
2012-08-25 05:59:02 PM  

beta_plus: They're both right.

/can't believe how Rihanna has made life that much more difficult for victims of domestic abuse


If the biatch wants to get punched in the face on a regular basis who are we to start her? Maybe her goal in life is to get murdered before she gets old and fades into obscurity.
 
2012-08-25 06:01:44 PM  

lewintn: rocky_howard: Mugato: I don't do Twitter so I don't know a lot about it but I find it hard to believe that all these celebrities are literally sitting down at a computer and writing all this shiat. Guys like Kevin Smith, sure but Joan Rivers? Is "professional ghost Twitterer" a job?

Don't worry, it shows.

Wait, Twitter uses typewriters and dictation machines, yes?


No, but most people use it on their phones as it was intended. You can use it from a computer, but it's kinda lame. The trick is being out and about and tweeting your musings about what's happening to you or what you see or whatever.
 
2012-08-25 06:10:44 PM  
Not exactly Gore Vidal and Norman Mailer trading barbs, is it?
 
2012-08-25 06:27:07 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Not exactly Gore Vidal and Norman Mailer trading barbs, is it?


Riveting exchanges between intellectual titans are about as plentiful as Adam Sandler hits these days....
 
2012-08-25 07:38:18 PM  
I think these twitter insults should evolve into duels with pistols. Some of the scum could be scraped off of that layer of society.
 
2012-08-25 09:10:36 PM  
I would have sex with Rihanna.

/YMMV
 
2012-08-25 09:53:44 PM  
I just looked up Joan River's actual age. She's 79.

/dayum
 
2012-08-25 10:14:12 PM  
Just wonder when the race bigots start attacking Joan Rivers....good for her she called out Rhianna for acting like street for basically condoning domestic abuse
 
2012-08-25 11:14:49 PM  
Joan Rivers has a higher IQ than most people we meet in our lifetimes. Pretty sweet accident of birth.

/love you Joan
//always has, always will
 
2012-08-25 11:29:49 PM  
Rihanna only divorced Chris.

Edgar killed himself to get away from Joan.

Discuss.
 
2012-08-25 11:40:49 PM  
Joan Rivers' face has been lifted so many times, there isn't any meat left in her shoes.

When she sits down, her mouth opens.

/apologies to Red Skelton
 
2012-08-26 01:35:04 AM  

mhd: Mugato: Is "professional ghost Twitterer" a job?

That's called a "social media consultant" right now, and makes "SEO experts" look good.
(If you're a politician, you just use your interns)

But "sitting down"? It's twitter, where you just pull out your smartphone. It's not like you wouldn't expect Joan or Rihanna not to text. And if you can do that and are famous, here's your 1 million+ twitter followers. Enjoy.


They actually addressed this in her documentary "A Piece of Work", she has someone handling the technology, but she dictates what to say. Its an excellent film, especially her joke vault. She is an amazing talent and just about the hardest working writer I've ever seen.
 
2012-08-26 04:08:19 AM  
Rihannas 15 minutes still aren't up?

/Don't worry dear, by the time you hit 30 you'll be yesterdays news like most empty headed Hollywood starlettes.
 
2012-08-26 11:04:47 AM  

MeanJean: I just looked up Joan River's actual age. She's 79.

/dayum


Only the core essence is 79; the rest is replacement parts.
 
2012-08-26 11:21:18 AM  

BroVinny: MeanJean: I just looked up Joan River's actual age. She's 79.

/dayum

Only the core essence is 79; the rest is replacement parts.


I have George Washington's axe that chopped down the cherry tree. I've replaced the head and the handle, but it occupies the same space.

/obscure?
 
2012-08-26 01:21:21 PM  
Come on Joan, just put her in her place by bringing up the gift that keeps on giving...

hollywooddame.com

Oh wait, white knights on fark lovvvvvvvvvvvve the herp
 
2012-08-27 12:20:11 AM  

Hugo Zorilla: Rihanna only divorced Chris.

Edgar killed himself to get away from Joan.

Discuss.


Discuss how Rihanna and Chris Brown were never married?
 
2012-08-27 12:49:07 AM  
I don't really count selling stuff on QVC as a career.

You would if you could cash the checks.
 
2012-08-27 02:49:54 AM  
Rivers is absolutely right. The minute your lover raises a hand, be that lover a man or woman, run like the wind.
 
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